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|1.5 very poor||Anthemic | August 10th 14|
This album is a flaming piece of shit. A band that did best with black metal shouldn't be fucking with glam metal.
|1.5 very poor||Brendan M. | July 6th 14|
Who would've thought that Celtic Frost would've gone this way? Into the Pandemonium was a gothic piece of work which may have had some Cure-esque writing on it, but when the hell did Glam enter the equation? Cold Lake basically sounds like a mix of glam metal and black metal, with absolutely laughable results. Tom G. Warrior absolutely hates this album, stating it was a lack of caring on his part, and he called it the worst metal album ever made. It's not the worst ever made, but it's still pretty fucking bad. The mix of black and glam doesn't sound very good at all, instead sounding cheesy and awkward. If you could imagine maybe some darker melodies for a glam band, typical glam metal song titles and lyrics, and Tom's vocals above it, this is what you would get. Basically, it's just awkward and painful to listen to, and a stain on Celtic Frost's legacy.
|1.0 awful||LakeshoreStrangler | September 28th 12|
BAH !!!!! hahahahahaha CF's Tom g Warrior with bon jovi hair ?????
|0.0 ||Dying. Feed us? | July 18th 11|
I have no idea what ran through the minds of the members of Celtic Frost when they created this steaming pile, an essential 180 in regards to anything they had ever done in the past. There's a reason essentially everyone hates this album: Pure, unadulterated hatred is the only reaction Cold Lake deserves. Celtic Frost tried their hand at 80s style glam metal. I've yet to see a single artist pull of such a formula successfully.
|1.5 very poor||evilcrusher | November 15th 09|
A sad attempt to achieve mainstream popularity. But think about it, how could a band named CELTIC FROST ever become popular anyway? Unless they changed their name to Celtic Snake or Celtic Lion, or Frost Snake, they'd never be popular.
|3.5 great||Conor | August 21st 14|
|1.5 very poor||Ayil | August 9th 14|
|1.5 very poor||Phate72 | July 17th 14|
|1.0 awful||Sithese | February 17th 14|
|1.0 awful||Zeg | December 20th 13|
|1.0 awful||Zantera | September 28th 13|
|1.0 awful||zxlkho | September 28th 13|
|1.0 awful||hsg66 | August 12th 13|
|1.5 very poor||gegiu | July 16th 13|
|1.0 awful||Spanky | April 6th 13|
|1.5 very poor||tmage | March 14th 12|
|1.5 very poor||stotty | February 6th 12|
|2.0 poor||KILL | February 3rd 12|
|1.5 very poor||Spec | June 6th 11|
|1.0 awful||Aether | November 14th 10|
|2.0 poor||Kyle | October 26th 10|
|1.0 awful||Kenos | September 25th 10|
|1.0 awful||TAB | June 10th 10|
|1.0 awful||Evisc | May 4th 10|
|2.0 poor||pride | November 26th 09|
|1.0 awful||aeuk | November 15th 09|
|1.5 very poor||VTK | September 17th 09|
|1.0 awful||Asaura | March 17th 09|
|1.0 awful||ot63 | October 31st 08|
|1.0 awful||Nate B. | December 26th 07|
|1.0 awful||Adam | November 13th 07|
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