Etienne Sin   The Art of Stealing Hearts
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Release Date: 2010
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1.0 awfulFormer Sputnik Music Enthusiast | November 7th 11

legitimate contender for worst album of all time

8 Bumps | Bump

0.0 Monica Stokely | November 7th 11

Legitimate Hunk

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1.0 awfulScoot | November 4th 11

legit homo

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0.0 Alexander Deck | June 23rd 12

What the actual fuck is this garbage? Good lord my ears have been raped.

2 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulThomas Michael Morris | November 21st 11

He'd (?) be better off making boring metalcore than utilizing his fantastic castrati abilities to "darkly croon"
or whatever insane hyperbole he used to describe what is essentially a party-pop album that wants to be
br00t4l.

edit: actually nah fuck this guy


2 Bumps | Bump

1.0 awfulc0nf1n3d | August 8th 16

Cringe.

That's really it, I have nothing else to add.

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1.0 awfulJared Floryan | November 28th 14

You know that spider who was the last boss for Final Fantasy X? Supposedly, Yu Yevon was never responsible for the creation of this Sin; after all, if we didn't believe him for once, then the Sputnik community would've been considered an entourage of evil psychopaths.

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1.0 awfulBrendan Nixon | July 21st 14

Why? Who could actually listen to this shit? This is one of those albums and artists that will legitimately anger you, what a feat.

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1.0 awfulhabster3 | May 16th 14

For years, I've been looking for the worst album ever. I think my journey has come to an end...

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1.0 awfulusing star fox 64 quotes during foreplay | December 13th 13

Average rating is too high

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1.0 awfulKronzo | June 12th 13

I can't even think of anything good to say about this. Awful production, incredibly shallow
songwriting muddled with breakdowns and cringe-worthy pop sections, ego-centric effeminate
vocal wankery (in the worst way possible), the album cover, and mostly basic
instrumentation. The only value this has is that it provided me with a couple cheap laughs
at how shit it is. Like seriously, just look at that album cover and you'll have a good
idea of what the album sounds like.

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1.5 very poorscreamer2290 | August 21st 16
1.0 awfulJordan Hageman | August 20th 16
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