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| 0.0 | Rationalist | February 8th 10 |
Once upon a time, there was a cheery land where megalomania and malevolence were completely foreign concepts to the land's denizens. The economy was booming and each citizen prospered in the fine arts. Language was proficient and intellect was of great importance to the people; originality followed suit. However, there was a force that was so evil that it took over the aforementioned nation. It's complete lack of artistic worth was so astounding that every single person who dwelled within this country was effected deeply by its power. No longer was originality important. Horrendous attempts at DIY electronics were as revered as the bowel-inducing screams. The lyrics ("I am the sex," for instance were also considered novel creations. This force was Dot Dot Curve's Til The Wheels Fall Off, and I encourage you all to stay far far far far away.
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| 1.0 awful | DaveyBoy EMERITUS | July 5th 11 |
'Till The Wheels Fall Off', the dreadful debut LP from Indiana-based duo Dot Dot Curve, has practically no redeeming features whatsoever. Containing a combination of awful unintelligible screaming & headache-inducing auto-tune, even the beats are stock-standard. Any semblance of catchiness stems from repetition, while ridiculous, expletive-laden lyrics sink any area of promise. It's no coincidence that the best 3 tracks all feature someone else. Hell, this abysmal album makes other crunkcore releases sound ok... And even makes Spanky's original band Scene Kidz sound like Radiohead! Just horrendous. Recommended Track: Boys Pop The Bottles.
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| 1.0 awful | elephantREVOLUTION | May 11th 10 |
Somehow Dot Dot Curve manage to be worse than Brokencyde. Now that's an accomplishment!
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| 1.0 awful | TheWayfarerElectric | February 21st 10 |
Upon advice from a friend to listen to, and I quote, "the worst band to ever exist," I listened to Dot Dot Curve's opus on the internet. Interested with how awful it was, I proceeded to listen to the full album unabridged. Masochism be damned!
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| 0.0 | TRMshadow | December 24th 09 |
The true musical abomination if ever there was one conceived. Truly an utterance of complete and utter crap with every word. I sorrow for the lost souls who stumbled upon this in their drug-addled stupor.
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| 0.0 | | July 31st 14 |
I feel terribly sorry for whoever decided to bust their left nut in order to get this. However, I'm NOT sorry for the people responsible for assuming that it was such a brilliant idea to release this trash. Til the Wheels Fall Off contains not a lick of subtlety, nor any sense of genuine musicianship; it's just Spanky claiming that he's 'the sex'.
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| 0.0 | InvertTheInverted | June 23rd 12 |
Arguably the best album released by this god awful duo. What the fuck indeed. The vocals sound like they were recorded through a cattle's asshole and than vomited upon by the bowels of Satan's writhing, blubbering asshole. They're poorly recorded, to paraphrase.
I don't like it.
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| 1.0 awful | IAmKickass | June 26th 11 |
Truly and absolutely horrific in every single way.
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| 1.0 awful | nickobretto | February 1st 10 |
The worst band I have ever heard. (Along with Scene Kidz)
Crunkcore or whatever you fucking call it, should be eradicated.
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| 1.0 awful | Veldin | January 6th 24 |
| 1.0 awful | MvdW | October 14th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | kodama | October 7th 22 |
| 1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 17th 20 |
| 1.0 awful | gilly | July 31st 17 |
| 2.0 poor | Snide | June 6th 16 |
| 4.0 excellent | MsPinky | March 11th 16 |
| 1.0 awful | BHAR | February 21st 16 |
| 1.5 very poor | Joejk3 | June 2nd 14 |
| 1.0 awful | Sithese | February 26th 14 |
| 2.5 average | Skreemo | November 2nd 13 |
| 1.0 awful | sbtcg | September 5th 12 |
| 1.0 awful | NateT | July 29th 11 |
| 1.5 very poor | Rowdy | July 8th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Aids | July 4th 11 |
| 1.0 awful | Plank | December 1st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Zion | November 26th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Scoot | October 23rd 10 |
| 2.0 poor | Torgol | October 1st 10 |
| 1.0 awful | noisy | September 5th 10 |
| 1.5 very poor | Symmetry | September 3rd 10 |
| 1.0 awful | X3ni92 | August 20th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | cuki92 | August 9th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | CutMan | July 22nd 10 |
| 2.0 poor | UO910 | July 9th 10 |
| 1.0 awful | Jips | February 19th 10 |
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