Subjectivity and objectivity are equally silly, but occasionally one seems sillier than the other. Burzum's minimalism at least has a sense of melody to give it life, but Von? Two or three atonally arranged chords per songs are supposed to be hypnotic? The weird thing is, maybe it is. Good hypnotists don't let you know when you're hypnotized, right? Bad music though, I know that much.