"This music is slow and fat. Actually, the perfect description is "morbidly obese death metal". I can just picture
someone putting this album on, eating 5 pizzas covered in ice cream, and dying of a heart attack. Once the
music kicks in, your mind instantly conjures up disturbing imagery, such as the image of a very corpulent
nude man placing bacon over his nethers and rubbing his bulbous butt cheeks on a pile of hamburgers.
Perhaps his large wife comes in, also naked of course, and they proceed to eat Willy Wonka-brand candy off
each other's genitals. I think I gained 10 pounds just by listening to it."
-Michael_Corleone89 on rym