Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band   Unconditionally Guaranteed
2.2
poor
Release Date: 1974
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1.5 very poorCyan isn't a shade of blue. | February 1st 18

Every song on here is boring, flat, and tired sounding except for "Lazy Music." Ironically, it's the least lazy sounding one on the entire album.

1 Bumps | Bump

3.0 goodMrHarrison | February 5th 21

Probably his worst album, but not as bad as I initially thought. It grows on you.

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0.0 CapnJizz | April 9th 15

An inoffensive and stale release from the cap'n

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3.5 greatLodger | September 18th 23
2.5 averageRelinquish | September 13th 23
2.5 averageMarkPrindleArchive | March 13th 23
3.0 goodCaptainBeefheart807 | December 2nd 21
2.0 poorfight the misfortune | August 15th 21
2.5 averagedharqness | June 12th 21
1.0 awfulEoinCofa | May 15th 21
1.5 very poorbigguytoo9 | May 3rd 21
2.0 poorOobaloo | March 15th 21
2.0 poorSASSSGOOD | January 16th 21
3.0 goodbloaf38 | December 6th 20
1.0 awfulJ.C. van Beekum | July 20th 20
2.0 poorCrazywill | May 17th 20
1.5 very poorWinesburgohio STAFF | November 4th 19
2.0 poorKingQueenKnave | August 8th 19
2.0 poorCisumla | February 22nd 19
1.0 awfulStonedManatee | December 22nd 18
2.0 poorStonesDoorsSabbath | December 9th 18
2.0 poorskronk | March 28th 18
2.0 poorbbgames | December 22nd 17
1.5 very poorbutcherboy | October 22nd 17
3.5 greatSinkTrap | July 26th 17
1.0 awfulgrannypantys | March 16th 17
1.5 very poorAutumnAur0ra | November 5th 16
2.0 poorRolling Girl | July 30th 16
3.0 goodSmelty | June 22nd 16
1.5 very poorGhandhiLion | May 24th 16
2.0 poorSandwichBubble | March 19th 16
1.0 awfulloulou | March 11th 16
2.0 poorchillin420 | December 25th 15
2.5 averageDrGunther | November 9th 15
1.5 very poorFishOnPachyderm | March 30th 15
4.0 excellentarzathon | March 28th 15
3.5 greatzoquihuehue | January 9th 15
2.0 poorDoctorDoom | January 3rd 15
2.0 poorAcidCaravan | October 15th 14
2.0 poorTheLowdown | September 2nd 14
2.5 averageLokitheTrickster | August 14th 14
3.0 goodDISTORTEDBIRTH | July 22nd 14
1.5 very poorAnesthetize86 | May 23rd 14
3.5 greatchristgauratings | April 30th 14
2.5 averageSpookrijder | April 14th 14
2.5 averageMrYeeepa | April 13th 14
2.0 poordenislg | October 6th 13
1.5 very poorZantera | May 22nd 13
2.5 averagewhitefinger | February 9th 13
3.5 greatmenawati | October 28th 12
1.0 awfulExcentrifugalForz | August 26th 12
3.0 goodThe What | July 30th 12
2.0 poorNeoteric | April 18th 12
2.5 averageFormerCritic | April 8th 12
2.0 poorPerePatate | February 19th 12
2.0 poorJohnnyBarrett | October 30th 11
2.0 pooremptyblackbox | August 22nd 11
2.5 averageCassandraLeo | April 4th 11
1.0 awfulMusicIsMyFavorite | January 8th 11
2.5 averagecuki92 | August 4th 10
2.0 poorSpudboy92 | June 4th 09
2.0 poorEgglord | November 7th 08
3.5 greatoingyboingy7 | August 24th 08
1.5 very poorhotfoot64 | December 16th 07

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