Alcest Le Secret
3.5 Release Date: 2005
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3.5 greatfreddy weinstein | May 22nd 12

okay so like i never heard shoegaze until i was fingerbanging this hipster chick in the back seat of her chevy lumina but she put on this alcest cd and i was like "this is almost as pretty as you babe" and she laughed and said "youre so corny". anyway like this is kind of black metal too i read but its a lot better than cradle of filth yknow? anyway like i discovered that this is what you listen to when your driving with chicks. this is chick music. its a hipster magnet. they here neej's voice and they get wet, and guess wat neej is in france or some homo *** while your right theyre.

like this is actually pretty sweet too it has really good guitar stuff and *** but its just kind of boring at the same time. like i feel like they couldve just tried a little harder and maybe if theyre were more heavier parts. like dont get me wrong this isnt bad but its not heavy. when i hear the words black metal i want heavy. i like shoegaze sort of like explosions in the sky is really sick when you just toke a bowl but come on this is like black metal shoegaze or whatever and on the other album it turns into the lion king lmao.

but yo my complaints are minimum cos like it works on the ladies. idk why but they love neej. like talk to a hipster girl when ur visitting a friend who graduated before you at his college and ask her about alcest. older women kill the dick, fact. its so sick.


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4.0 excellentKotsis Gabor | February 14th 11

Le Secret vocal is reminds me to the vocaloid singers voice... ^^'
And the drum is striking before the last part ~haha I'm so confused after the Le Secret


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3.5 greatmkamrass | July 27th 13

This is good melodic black metal that also has some mellow relaxing parts that are not black
metal. It was interesting in the beginning of the album to hear a woman singing in a black
metal part, her voice was a little weak because of the music overpowering it, but that is OK
for the most part, still cool though. One criticism of the album is that the transitions
between the mellow parts and and black metal parts seemed a little fast at times.

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3.0 goodIlloomorpheme | April 6th 14
4.0 excellentRT IF YOU A LIL MAMA OR A BIG MAMA AND NEED A THICK AZZ MAN | February 24th 14
4.0 excellent./,';][}[]^ | February 22nd 14
3.0 goodSithese | February 17th 14
3.0 goodSpookySkeletman | February 16th 14
3.5 greatJoe Harman | January 31st 14
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4.0 excellentAlan Cunningham | September 24th 13
4.5 superbLuan | July 25th 13
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4.5 superblothorie | January 8th 13
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2.5 averagekypusher | June 2nd 12
3.0 goodJackalos | June 1st 12
2.0 poorsonictheplumber STAFF | April 6th 12
3.5 greatPhate72 | February 12th 12
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3.0 goodMatski | January 22nd 12
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2.5 averageFrank Redhot | July 8th 11
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3.0 goodDragunov | May 14th 11
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2.5 averageGajarigon | April 11th 11
2.5 averageDarkNoctus CONTRIBUTOR | March 10th 11
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2.5 averageRob | March 22nd 08
2.5 averageJames McDermott | March 22nd 08
4.0 excellentAdam | November 25th 07
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