1.0 awful | Ignacious | January 8th 14 | this is NOT a music site, this is a site where you can fuck fat, ugly bitches in your area. NO bullshit, NO credit card required
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0.0 | Hep Kat | January 8th 14 | buu says this is the gayest album in the f'n world
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0.0 | StJimmyRocks92 | January 8th 14 | Andcas, what you've just released is one of the most insanely idiotic albums I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent songs were you even close to anything that could be considered an enjoyable tune.
Everyone on this site is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy
on your soul.
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0.0 | Iflyte | January 8th 14 |
Laun, laun ago, aunimals aund trees talked to ee'ch oda, but no fire at da time. Ye see, Fox
was mostest clever and he tried to dink of a way to ceate fire around da world. Un day,
though, he decided to viset the Geece, te-sl, whose cry he wished to learn to mock-mock on
the flock-flock goona. Dey promise to teach him if he would fly wid him. So dey contrived a
way for to attach wings on Fox, but warned the 'yun savior he could never open his eyes.
Whoever the geese was he iz new fire controllable tetitlenaiotlendtydy-kooke. Dat evening,
fox he 'faund wata to spring fireflies his water of life, so den he could fly and mix earth
with wata. He den saw a luvely 'yun lad beating on a drum, who den excited da fireflies but
not him. He says "It is too cool here, I need a warmer place." As fox run along, brush 'aund
water and create circle of life. Den soon everybody cum and gather around and unite as one.
For da Apache nation of unga-tuta, dis was a gosend and dey soon learned to keep themselves
warm and provide shelta'. Yada-Yada!
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0.0 | big daddy bris. | January 8th 14 | its just really generic shitty pop punk like think chunk no captain chunk and then add a bunch of shit which is basically shit piled onto more shit its practically unlistenable 4/5
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0.0 | Brandon Scott EMERITUS | January 15th 14 | i wonder what would happen if..............
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0.0 | oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick oltnabrick | January 8th 14 | Have you eaten at a new restaurant in Times Square? Have you ordered a meal? Did you eat the food? Did it live up to your expectations? Did panic grip your soul as you stared into the whirling hypno wheel of the menu, where adjectives and nouns spin in a crazy vortex? Did you notice that the menu was an unreliable predictor of what actually came to the table? Would you ever guess that the shiny tissue of breading that exudes grease onto the plate contains either pretzels or smoked almonds? Did you discern any buttermilk or brine in the white meat, or did you think it tasted like chewy air?
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