Waking the Cadaver Real-Life Death
1.8 Release Date: 2013
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0.0 OhCarrots | September 15th 13

Diagonal-ass niggas gonna hate

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0.0 Kit Brown | September 19th 13

Still a better album title than Tomorrow We Die Alive

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0.0 YoYoMancuso | September 15th 13

From what I can gather from the album art, this is a concept album about a gorilla in football pads who goes
around a dystopian city exacting revenge on the corporate bigwigs who destroyed his natural habitat, all
while growling redneck ditties about sexual assault.


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0.0 the music god | September 15th 13

Fake-Death Life

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0.0 Mister Twister | October 16th 13

666/5

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2.0 poorJacquibim CONTRIBUTOR | September 15th 13

If you don't think this is gonna be the sickest shit then get the fuck outta my face.

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1.5 very poorDavey Boy STAFF | December 13th 13

Much - and deservedly - maligned New Jersey quintet Waking The Cadaver continue to brutalize our ears with their 3rd LP 'Real-Life Death'. It's really just more of the same amateur'ish death-metal, with some tweaks here & there that don't necessarily have a positive or negative effect. Even at just 29 minutes in length, this 8 track album is repetitive & soon becomes rather headache-inducing. More indecipherable vocals, more atrocious lyrics & more recycled riffs are par for the course. Ultimately, this is better than their debut LP & at about the same quality as predecessor 'Beyond Cops, Beyond God'. Recommended Tracks: Business As Usual & Life Lesson.

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1.5 very poorKronzo | December 5th 13

Improving ever so slightly from their sophomore release, Beyond Cops. Beyond God. Waking the Cadaver deliver with another album chalk-full of awful pig squeals, breakdowns, and rehashed death metal riffs. The drumming has probably improved the most here since the last release, even though the snare drum sounds awful. This is probably the most listenable release they have ever put out, which really isn't saying much.

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1.0 awfulThat Black Guy | September 15th 13

Will suck. Very hard. Probably contender for worst AOTY

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2.5 averageGameofmetal | July 26th 14

Well they're much better at slam than at deathcore but this still isn't a complete turn around. It's ok if you're really into brutal death metal and I don't think this was a complete failure. Still nothing special.

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1.5 very poorLambda | December 5th 13

On the absurdly titled Real-Life Death, Waking the Cadaver manage to put out a few decent riffs, and the drumming has definitely improved since their debut (the last record I heard from them). Unfortunately, the mix is atrocious, with the awful snare and vocals drowning out everything around them, and the songs are all very similar to one another, consisting mainly of dull riff parades before terrible breakdowns. It's better than Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler, but is still terrible. 1.5

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3.0 goodTriangularDuck | October 20th 13

Honestly, seriously, this is actually not an awful album. Miles ahead of their first one, and a good progression from Beyond Cops, Beyond God.

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3.5 greatBr00talK1d | July 29th 14
1.0 awfulBen Kuettel | July 25th 14
2.0 poorBetray | July 21st 14
1.0 awfulDancedrewdance | July 17th 14
1.0 awfulelbaliem | July 16th 14
3.0 goodMudIdol | June 11th 14
1.0 awfulThe7thVermicide | June 10th 14
1.5 very poorAndrew Gold CONTRIBUTOR | May 15th 14
1.5 very poorDaniel Garrett Irwin | April 25th 14
1.0 awfulmarco09 | April 21st 14
1.5 very poorExplosiveOranges | April 20th 14
2.5 averageIlloomorpheme | April 17th 14
1.5 very poorAffableMartyr | March 25th 14
1.5 very poorThe Cynical Jew | March 17th 14
1.0 awfulSithese | February 28th 14
2.5 averageYouAreNoJedi | February 22nd 14
1.0 awfulVermTheImpaler | February 22nd 14
1.5 very poorVagitarianZombie | February 21st 14
1.5 very poorBrendan Schroer STAFF | February 16th 14
1.0 awfulTyler G | February 10th 14
1.0 awfulPortalofPerfection | February 10th 14
1.5 very poorRadioSuicide | December 31st 13
2.0 poorDazSkunk | December 29th 13
1.0 awfulOmeggia | December 21st 13
4.0 excellentbrutalizer | December 19th 13
1.5 very poorEvoHavok | December 14th 13
2.5 averageMarchelloZ | November 21st 13
2.5 averagegallus90 | November 16th 13
2.0 poorTrajan Paul Murphy | November 12th 13
2.0 poorMicah-Nahum Ferguson. | November 7th 13
1.0 awfulHenry Jauziman | November 4th 13
5.0 classicViraemia | October 12th 13
1.0 awfulvanderb0b | October 11th 13
1.0 awfuladvancedwarfighter | September 17th 13
2.0 poorKingSpook | September 17th 13

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