Macintosh Plus   FLORAL SHOPPE
3.3
great
Release Date: 2011
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5.0 classicA$AP Schrader STAFF | November 28th 12

SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.

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2.0 poorFormer Sputnik Music Enthusiast | November 19th 12

I hate 4chan so, so much.

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3.5 greatRobert Lowe STAFF | November 28th 12

Well suck my chode and call me Shirley

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5.0 classicchambered99 | November 18th 13

it's raining pixels outside. and my god is it glorious. This is the zenith of vaporwave, its opus, the stunning and mind-bending and surreal and enchanting world of plunderphonics saturated in dynamic textural beauty. Floral Shoppe is nature and technology colliding in a pool of atoms.

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3.5 greatXenophanes STAFF | November 11th 13

This is actually pretty neat and unlike just about everything I have in my collection. Haters gon' hate.

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4.0 excellentno EMERITUS | February 16th 14

floral shoppe is essentially the audible recording of some diana ross songs, in all their slightly different modulations, and no one coul

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0.0 oltnabrick | August 23rd 13

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

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3.5 greatBrendan Nixon | July 13th 15

this is just sim city music.

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5.0 classicAdam Downer EMERITUS | February 15th 14

this is probably the best album of the modern age

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3.5 greatKarl Marx's anal infection lol | December 11th 13

this shit fucking sucks... why do I like it so?rWhat's wrong with me?

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3.0 goodbars | September 16th 13

Is there something I'm missing because I don't see how this is very bad at all.

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0.0 Winesburgohio CONTRIBUTOR | August 23rd 13

why the fuck do i like this so much please send help

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3.5 greatJoseph Santiago | November 17th 14

Aesthetically, this can be considered as a masterpiece. However, musically, this is incredibly basic sampling, which bogs down some of the credit it deserves.

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3.0 goodAnthonyhemberger | January 4th 13

not a bad album not a great album reveryones just mad r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420r420

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4.5 superbTheManMachine | February 4th 17

Choppy, amateur, slo-mo forgery of antiquated schmaltz as general song source questionable in validity and quality. But what it may sometimes lack in cohesion and originality is constantly made up for in feel and atmosphere -- it takes the truly magical mid-section that takes a break from croonin' repeatos and redefines aural bliss for me to really fall for it, but getting wooed by warped+ghostly love-man idols and the intertwinement of familiarity with unabashed electro-fog are certainly a fine way to get there. Warped wooing highlight saved for near last: antiquated schmaltz personal fave "I Only Have Eyes For You". Fireworks and melting magnificence included.

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4.5 superbvenjali | June 8th 16

I have to admit that I didn't really like this much when I first heard it, but eventually I kept coming back to it and liking it more each time. It makes for a great background noise to wasting your life at a computer screen

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5.0 classicJed | January 6th 15

The soundscapes presented are both dark and haunting, with a superficial cheery 80s nostalgic coverup. I wouldn't think so highly of this album without a certain experience in the quite aura of the city with an hotel where everyone was asleep and the only noise in the universe was "Lisa Frank 420" off of a mono phone speaker. The melody is so immersive that songs from my youth that spark serious nostalgia can't paint the picture of where I first heard them as well as this.

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0.0 mentally unhinged | April 25th 14

its like . 420 but n

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4.0 excellentgryndstone | February 16th 14

the audible form of 90s vhs instructional tapes and early lo-res computer games

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0.0 i liked washington's album even | February 16th 14

quick reminder it actually in fact absolutely and definitely is the year of the lord 2014

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0.0 Thomas Sanborn | February 16th 14

this is fucking stupid. no.

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