"This sounds exactly like a pigeon that every morning bothers at my window, I call it
"paloma buchona", even if there is pouring rain or tsunami, no matter what the fuck could
happen with the barometer, either a tornado or the very Apocalypse with Satan in person
devastating the Earth by fire and sulphur, even so, the pigeon is there, every fucking
morning, making that stupid noise. I tried to chase the infernal beast using a plastic bag
and two cookies, but that animal is as stupid as cretinoid and tricky, he actually knew my
terrible intentions, and escaped to a higher place, a balconyor something, and kept on
making that noise, looking at me with one eye, as these columbidae do. Other day I suddenly
threw at him a large glass full of hot bleach and a good share of curse words, it was pretty
efficacious since he was one or two days disappeared, though on the third day he returned,
with his thoracic cavity inflated, and with that guttural -if not directly amatory- noise.
5.7 years of nothing"
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