Howdy, y'all! Have an uncanny desire to have your brain cells taken away, as well as you IQ? I've got the perfect craving for you- Florida Georgia Line's debut Here's To The Good Times. Yes, you heard me right! Filled with lyrics about beer, tractor riding, and kuntry girls, all topped off with that typical fake kuntrey accent, this album is sure to be the cause of unconsciousness for anyone who feels it is best. And I'm sure these two talentless hacks will want to bathe in your money, as well as in some Georgia mud (like all stereotypical kuntrey artists), because you can do anything you want if you're this dumb and this successful. Just look at the album cover for this blank disc. You can tell how fake and lifeless it is! Or, here's what Uncle Scamp recommends instead... take the $10 you saved up all week long, drive to Best Buy, and choose from these albums: Koi No Yokan by Deftones, Disarm the Descent by Killswitch Engage, or anything else that is at least better than decent. Want a better country experience? I recommend to go buy a Brooks and Dunn or Brad Paisley album, and tell this trite album to fuck off. Eventually, this artist will.
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