Green Baron

Reviews 149
Approval 89%

Soundoffs 48
News Articles 36
Band Edits + Tags 96
Album Edits 306

Album Ratings 849
Objectivity 84%

Last Active 11-24-15 9:22 pm
Joined 11-09-12

Forum Posts 327
Review Comments 22,005

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  • ftinside sup bud
    October 27 12:08 AM
  • SnakeDelilah lol truuuuuuuuuuue, new album is probably s***
    October 23 08:18 AM
  • SnakeDelilah that 1 for state champs tho
    October 23 12:38 AM
  • Frippertronics just dropping in to tell you your record won't be sent for a bit due to some financial issues on my end. I'll try and get it to you sometime in November. Apologies in advance, GB
    October 20 07:21 AM
  • Trebor.
    October 19 03:01 PM
  • Frippertronics Alright man, I got it settled on Amazon, and I'll have it taken care of by Monday.
    October 7 01:21 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges holy s*** dude you have nearly 150 reviews
    October 6 11:08 PM
  • Frippertronics hey man, what's your address again? You have won 1 of the 3 slots on that record contest I did last month. Just tell what you want along w/ your address and I'll get it taken care of in a week or two when my check comes in.
    October 6 11:07 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges bruv
    October 6 10:27 PM
  • Futures good on you man. i hope to see you reviewing more btw
    October 5 11:52 PM
  • ASnideReturns No, I didn't let everyone come. A ton of people tried inviting themselves, and when I told them no, they got pissed.
    October 5 11:19 PM
  • SachikoM Really. What a downer. :/
    October 5 11:19 PM
  • ASnideReturns We posted about it on Facebook.
    October 5 11:16 PM
  • ASnideReturns By getting butthurt when we didn't invite them, or reschedule OUR trip around them. Yeah let's totally reschedule an entire already paid for birthday weekend because someone who invited themselves can't go.
    October 5 11:15 PM
  • ASnideReturns I'd rather not name call.
    October 5 11:13 PM
  • ASnideReturns Blame the people who tried to **** up my best friend and I's trip to Vegas.
    October 5 11:12 PM
  • ASnideReturns Dude we had a fake marriage and fake thing going on it was insane. Dammit.
    October 5 11:10 PM
  • ASnideReturns Dude. There are realistic tests out there. Just don't try to start that s*** in the thread. We're trying to be positive about the pregnancy
    October 5 11:07 PM
  • demigod! Reeal fackin greasy eh
    September 30 06:58 PM
  • demigod! r u the green bastard
    September 26 02:16 AM
  • SowingSeason League still open?
    August 29 02:56 PM
  • SowingSeason If you just start a league on your own I'd join lol
    August 17 06:21 PM
  • SowingSeason I want to but I'm not sure If I'll have the time to organize it or not tbh. If I can't do it I'll be looking for a sputnik league to join, though.
    August 17 03:07 PM
  • SnakeDelilah dude the appleseed cast's first four albums are free on their bandcamp check them out for essential twinkle
    July 29 01:47 AM
  • SnakeDelilah fcuk off
    June 18 06:27 PM
  • SnakeDelilah where can you hear the new 3eb
    June 18 08:13 AM
  • oltnabrick green stands for weed in my username
    June 15 05:33 AM
  • VheissuCrisis Sentences which are a bit of a mouthful and stunt the flow, mainly. I won't pull it apart though because it's only the first time I've noticed that in one of your reviews (needless to say I've read a fair few.) Put it down to the rust.
    May 17 01:19 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 ratings*
    May 4 06:59 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 Hey man. You should check out The Dear Hunter. From your rating i gather you'd probs enjoy their music
    May 4 06:58 PM
  • SowingSeason If you thought Dope Machines was even listenable, listen to Songs of God and Whiskey, which is actually pretty good. Probably the best thing they've done since their debut IMO.
    April 28 10:18 AM
  • SnakeDelilah found his retard and decided to look him up on facebook and he's from airmont damn
    April 19 08:55 PM
  • SnakeDelilah just found out that progmaster used to live in the same county as me wtf o_o
    April 19 08:23 PM
  • Arcade i just add you on fb
    April 19 07:27 AM
  • trackbytrackreviews WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DON'T DO TBTS FIGHT ME IRL
    April 14 07:00 PM
  • klap peep it immediately
    April 4 12:48 PM
  • psandy could've sworn you were contrib?
    April 3 02:50 PM
  • klap how good is that album
    April 3 01:05 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum draft in 5 hrs
    March 27 10:21 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges may the best man win
    March 26 10:13 PM
  • dimsim3478 is this you
    March 24 01:44 AM
  • IncurablyInane I totally thought that the draft was Monday my bad man. Can't believe I missed that
    March 21 11:29 PM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle idk man i'm not too big on fantasy sports. but thanks for the offer though
    March 20 07:54 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum k link me
    March 19 01:07 AM
  • MalleusMaleficarum whens YOUR draft
    March 18 10:07 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum this isnt you ?
    March 18 08:21 PM
  • SowingSeason nah man sorry I know nothing about baseball, appreciate the offer though
    March 18 01:57 AM
  • emester shes a sophomore if im correct?
    March 17 09:46 PM
  • emester yeah
    March 17 09:46 PM
  • emester Nah. Dont have any interest in that stuff. Whys that?
    March 17 09:23 PM
  • Mongi123 Nope. Not doin it!
    March 16 10:38 PM
  • Toondude10 Spread the news! The world must know!
    March 16 10:10 AM
  • Insurrection hi mr. tam idk if you like electronic but
    March 14 04:23 PM
  • danielito19 **** that's hilarious though.
    March 10 11:34 AM
  • SnakeDelilah 43% turnt
    March 4 06:52 PM
  • Ryus *delete it but i assume you know what i meant
    March 1 08:51 PM
  • Ryus i can give you my phone number, lol it from yer shoutbox quick though
    March 1 08:50 PM
  • Ryus dont have facebook tbh
    March 1 08:46 PM
  • Ryus nah
    March 1 08:41 PM
  • Ryus k awesome
    March 1 08:37 PM
  • Ryus im probably going to be with my friend, if its cool w/ you guys ill bring him alonganywhere you had in mind?
    March 1 08:35 PM
  • Ryus hopefully! yes
    March 1 08:29 PM
  • danielcardoso Hey man, knowing you're into a lot of punk, check out Superchunk - Foolish. I think you'll enjoy it.
    March 1 11:25 AM
  • SnakeDelilah not sure
    February 28 12:17 PM
  • SnakeDelilah they fav'd one of my tweets too
    February 27 03:21 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot I could be wrong, but shouldn't the release date for ATE's new one be February?
    February 27 12:37 AM
  • oltnabrick give my music a go, let me know what you think!
    February 24 05:06 AM
  • Mongi123 Read your CAC review just now, great stuff man. I'm gonna try them out soon.
    February 23 02:47 PM
  • cryptside It's my twitter account username, so I am going to start using it more regularly. Hopefully try to draw more attention to my reviews and the site in general by tweeting reviews at the band specifically.
    February 22 05:01 PM
  • cryptside twas good while it lasted, wanted to change it for uniformity reasons though.
    February 22 04:40 PM
    February 21 11:53 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot cheers man
    February 21 09:24 AM
  • cryptside Thanks man, definitely appreciate it. Hoping that you get ghosted soon. Your writing quality is certainly there.
    February 21 02:00 AM
  • Brostep yeah def, hit me up eadr_2 at hotmail dot com
    February 21 01:18 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges Graci. Fingers crossed that you get promoted in the future.
    February 20 11:47 PM
  • demigod! like a pop punk pavement
    February 20 11:09 PM
  • demigod! a good album
    February 20 07:52 PM
  • SowingSeason As much as it may seem, I don't actually live on sputnik. I did reply on Facebook though, so I'm awaiting your question
    February 19 10:40 PM
  • demigod!
    February 19 01:12 AM
  • Mongi123 Sure I'll read them as soon as I can haha
    February 17 06:45 PM
  • Mongi123 No I must have missed them :/
    February 17 06:37 PM
  • Mongi123 Seven revs in three months is definitely more than most other contribs did. And I'm sure Jom could let bygones be bygones he's a swell guy.
    February 17 06:28 PM
  • Mongi123 Haha oh well, as long as you review somewhat consistently, and well. As well as actually contributing something I'm sure you'd get it.
    February 17 06:10 PM
  • Mongi123 Nah I'd rather stay where I am for the time being. School has been stacking me with work so I'm perfectly fine just being contrib.
    February 17 06:01 PM
  • Mongi123 Jesus I won't be buying that lol
    February 17 05:54 PM
  • Mongi123 No what's up with it?
    February 17 05:20 PM
  • Mongi123 I have In Absentia, Deadwing and Lightbulb Sun xD
    February 17 05:06 PM
  • Mongi123 No I do have some on cd though why?
    February 17 04:59 PM
  • deathschool In some list that I have sinced. But it was in two threads. The other one was someone else's list, but I'm not sure if I could find it. I also called him out for calling American Idiot a cash grab and then having it rated 4.5
    February 14 12:36 AM
  • SowingSeason I actually like the ones you picked...tbqh I don't think it will be the deciding factor though
    February 5 08:49 AM
  • SowingSeason Hey sorry I'm late, I can see you already applied. Good luck =)
    February 4 08:26 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot I've never 'applied' before so I'm not 100% sure what they want, but your app is detailed, and you clearly put work into it. I think it reads sincerely, and realistically (some of the other applications are wtffffff). One thing: should be 'expand my palate*'. A palette is something you use for painting with all the colours on it, whereas palate refers to your taste. but yeah, it looks fine
    February 4 07:46 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot honestly, the application is a formality. you're prolific enough that the staffers already know what you're capable of. I don't think you need to stress over what review you choose. if you can't decide, just go with one of your most popular
    February 3 10:46 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot oops forgot about ya. well, Royal Blood is probably a good choice. I also thought your Papa Roach review was really well written. your Lowborn review got some pretty hefty praise as well. those are my picks. However, if you want to display your versatility, maybe include a shorter review like your Wonder Years one. yeah, idk man, probably your call. if you want a better opinion, ask someone who's followed your reviews for a while. Sowing might have better insight
    February 3 05:38 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot I'll check out a bunch and get back to you
    January 23 10:36 PM
  • Frippertronics yeah, do that
    January 23 09:41 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot sure dude I'll check them in the morning (I assume those are the ones you'd want to submit for the applications?)
    January 22 01:43 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah I went into full swing around early summer so we didn't really cross paths. I've poked around the site for a couple years but didn't really become active until last year
    January 22 01:38 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah but you probably have support from some staff and contribs I'd imagine, and your stuff has improved drastically
    January 22 01:28 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot well I'd be surprised if you didn't. idk man, it'll be kinda interesting to see what happens. lots of solid writers have either left or slowed their output, so who knows. I'm kinda interested to see who'll make staff.
    January 22 01:12 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot idk isn't it coming up soon? I thought that sorta thing happened late Jan, early Feb... iirc
    January 22 01:07 AM
  • Brostep Despite the title this one has some pretty solid albums on it
    December 27 12:02 PM
  • Brostep Oh man I'm probably totally the wrong guy to ask but I'll try to help. What kind are you looking for? Dance-y stuff? Ambient? New-school wobbles heavy stuff? Old-school house?
    December 26 02:21 AM
  • BMDrummer dude calm down
    December 25 12:24 AM
  • Frippertronics alright man, i'll get your stuff to you when I send the winner of the current contest their stuff.
    December 23 12:24 AM
  • Frippertronics all that requires a reciever lol. without it, none of the stuff can be properly connected. you need it. Funny thing is, they're not too pricey if you know where to look. The pawn shop a block from where I work (and where I got my setup) has a reciever for $25. Planning to get a tape deck to add to my setup soon. They have a Technics and Yamaha one, both for $20. I'm hyped to say the least.
    December 17 11:36 PM
  • Frippertronics bout time man, hit me up when you complete your setup and I'll get your record to you.
    December 17 10:21 PM
  • DaveyBoy So so GB. Got busy and had a few things occur that made me forget about music for a few months. You know, life. Then, when I went to get back into the swing of things a few months back, the motivation was surprisingly not there. Gonna give it another go in the new year and see what happens.
    December 6 12:27 AM
  • emester Going to jersey to visit my uncle and his family. Gonna have a listen to Black Metal all day tommorrow cuz you know "Black Friday"
    November 27 08:50 PM
  • Ashlinn01 Hey, hope you're wellI've read a couple of your reviews on Sputnik and was wondering if you'd be interested in writing for my review site snapdragonuk.netWe're a small but growing site and are looking for more reviewers to contribute to the site. The role is for anything you're passionate writing about, wether it's music, film, theatre or books we'd like to hear itThankyou for your timeFor more details please email ; ashlinn.nash@yahoo.comThanks
    November 27 01:59 PM
  • DarthMann thanks a lot for being a special snowflake and having a ****ing space in your username, now i can't make parody accounts of you
    November 23 07:11 PM
  • Titan nice.....i need to check them out, haven't heard of them until now
    November 23 01:55 PM
  • Titan sweet in bayside. nice to see a new yorker around these ways
    November 23 11:45 AM
  • Titan baron dude, how far are you from citi field? i live about 20 minutes east of it
    November 23 07:36 AM
  • Trebor. damn lol. I know a girl that was a drug mule in high school. Not exactly waifu material
    November 17 09:18 PM
  • Trebor. buy her a butt plug for christmas
    November 17 08:51 PM
  • Frippertronics yo get your ass back in plug
    November 15 12:43 AM
  • Trebor. turns out she has a dick - catch 22
    November 14 12:23 AM
  • DarthMann go back on hiatus [3]
    November 12 09:39 PM
  • DarthMann go back on hiatus [2]
    November 11 10:58 AM
  • DarthMann woopsd my previous comment, go back on hiatus because u suck lol (also i think it might do you some good)
    November 7 11:56 AM
  • Futures agreed man. its definitely a fun album
    November 5 10:29 PM
  • Futures oh nice man what do you think??! i think its really underrated. dizzy is top 10 jimmy
    November 5 10:26 PM
  • Futures haha nice! first time hearing chase or rejamming because it rules?
    November 5 10:16 PM
  • Futures dude do me a favor and check it. it is stunning. one of my favorite albums i've heard in recent memory. i 5d it and am going to review it this week.
    November 5 10:10 PM
  • Futures check damien rice- my favourite faded fantasy i think you would love it dude
    November 5 10:06 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah what about it
    November 3 07:35 PM
  • BMDrummer i didn't say that
    November 3 07:12 PM
  • DarthMann ching chong hard on brahh
    November 2 09:24 PM
  • klap he's not playing dawg can't let you off that easy
    November 2 02:00 PM
  • DarthMann lol that BPBF rating what a fuccboi
    November 1 08:57 PM
  • Betray tbh u haven't been too busy to be watching that waiver wire like a hawk tho
    October 30 10:28 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Holy ****, that was some deep s*** in the "Users Who Should Be Contribs" thread.
    October 30 10:20 PM
  • Torontonian good to see you back! :)
    October 28 10:05 PM
  • AtomicWaste I just keep getting screwed in every league I'm in haha.
    October 28 09:34 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges "wait how old are u mandarins" That's classified.
    October 27 09:12 PM
  • SowingSeason Sorry dude I've been working some weird hours lately ...I'll catch up!
    October 22 05:52 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Lol, just giving you a hard time.
    October 20 09:08 PM
  • Futures what did you think of the new song?
    October 19 12:29 AM
  • Futures hong u pumped for the new foo fighters???
    October 18 02:14 AM
  • GnarlyShillelagh any way i can get them points i'll take em
    October 17 11:30 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh philly niggas came through for me
    October 17 09:46 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh lol you won by a touchdown but sall good i'ma get you back in the playoffs tho
    October 17 08:25 PM
  • SowingSeason I'm always in favor of people applying. Especially when you have the credentials. I don't know what the consensus is, but in my opinion you have a shot to get it.
    October 15 05:16 AM
  • AtomicWaste My team were like the Washington Generals in a Globetrotters game: they're due.
    October 14 10:53 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges Just try to avoid putting your personal life as much on here, keep writing reviews, and eventually they'll move on. And it can't hurt to try. You've got four months.
    October 13 11:05 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Dude, just because you can't create a brilliant piece of prose at will like Rudy or Sowing doesn't mean the odds are against you, lol. I barely get out one review a week, and I'm applying. There are dudes who've gotten promoted at less than 20.
    October 13 10:41 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Sowing Season (YEAH!)
    October 13 10:37 PM
  • SowingSeason yeah baby
    October 13 10:35 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Sweet. Viridescent Mogul
    October 13 10:29 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Yes?
    October 13 10:22 PM
  • SnakeDelilah check out travels it's way better than empty days
    October 12 03:05 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges smh hong I would tell you to use the google, but here you go: It's a free website that lets you resize gifs. Use the resize and optimize tools only, and always use color reduction or frame cutting to make them smaller. Make sure the file size is below 29 kb and it's a 100x100. K?
    October 11 11:42 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Well, I've found a number of things. Firstly, before 2010, the site's coding allowed for much, much bigger avatars. Secondly, staff and contributors can also have bigger avatars, especially if you look at some of the staffers/Emeriti (Rudy, Damrod, Greer, etc). Finally, ezgif is love, ezgif is life.
    October 11 11:38 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges So, after about 5 seconds of hard, calculated debating with myself, I made an alt entirely built to test gifs as avatars. Its name? ......... Take a wild guess.
    October 11 11:16 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Basically, Sowing made a best users list a while back (me, you, and JohnnyOnTheSpot were on it), and Jac thought that "VolatileMandarins" sounded better than "ExplosiveOranges". Fast forward a few days later, and I see that Judio has a new gif avatar. Now, I've tried to use gifs in the past, but I only ended up failing and irritating Jom by begging him to bring my old avi back.
    October 11 11:15 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Behind Snide leaving? Or Mandarins?
    October 11 11:03 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Eh, probably. And yeah, I am The Mandarin.
    October 11 10:44 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges
    October 11 07:28 PM
  • SnakeDelilah what do you like off of that album
    October 11 07:20 PM
  • SnakeDelilah i saw that u little s***
    October 11 06:22 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh Psure you can't do trade/trade backs but if you want to work med-long term let me know if you want to get rid of Julio or brown
    October 11 05:37 PM
  • SnakeDelilah rate a la dispute album
    October 11 04:58 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh i need receivers, you need backs. let's deal
    October 11 03:08 PM
  • Tunaboy45 Happy 20,000!
    October 11 03:00 PM
  • Willie Ha ha. Don't worry, it was my Xbox live name for like five years before they finally flagged it and made me change it. State your terms ;)
    October 10 06:13 PM
  • klap worst trades i've ever seen
    October 10 02:40 AM
  • Ecnalzen I was actually just looking into them. I didn't know the dudes from SoTY had a side project. I love Phil's vocals. I'll have to check them out.
    October 9 07:37 PM
  • SowingSeason Just bought the cd and even though I've heard it several times already I can't wait to open it when I get home from work
    October 7 10:58 PM
  • hogan900 INACTIVITY FTW. I'm going to start maintaining my team starting today, I kinda feel bad about that because I didn't do anything to deserve the win, so sorry about that man.
    October 6 07:37 AM
  • hogan900 Well...I kinda just remembered I am. This is rather depressing.
    October 6 06:32 AM
  • Brostep I'd probably say something like that - it's got a decent low-end and a pretty subdued kick-snare combo.
    October 5 02:31 AM
  • cm7com It would probably ruin your rep lol. Interested in seeing your review though since you hate "Habits" haha.
    October 3 11:35 PM
  • cm7com 3.5 for Queen of the Clouds? I'm surprised you rated it that high lmao.
    October 3 03:10 PM
  • SowingSeason You can listen and decide for yourself now!
    October 3 03:15 AM
  • Toondude10 Ah okay. I do remember you saying something about leaving on the Facebook page so I was just asking.
    October 1 07:23 PM
  • Toondude10 Did you leave the site or something? Haven't heard from you in a long time.
    October 1 04:41 PM
  • emester Never was on a tennis team
    September 29 07:16 PM
  • emester didnt play last year. u shure im the mester they played?
    September 29 06:05 PM
  • emester I must have lost then lol. I havent played tennis in years, you you got the right guy?
    September 29 05:01 PM
  • emester skurred ;-;
    September 29 04:34 PM
  • TheSupernatural 20k comments, damn dude
    September 29 02:12 AM
  • Judio! Agreed haha. thelostcity 4 staff.
    September 25 03:04 AM
  • Judio! Tbh I stole the idea from the Angry Video Game Nerd, so ripoff my idea all you want ;)
    September 25 12:27 AM
  • BMDrummer get that pussy yet? join the football team?
    September 19 03:44 PM
  • Lakes. bong ham
    September 16 02:41 PM
  • Arcade good BABYMETAL review, nice to see someone take it seriously (my bad!). I would comment in the thread but Brendan got demoted for just commenting there so I'll keep it to the shoutbox
    September 14 11:47 PM
  • ASnideReturns Oh s*** I knew there was a reason that came to mind when writing that. I'll change it to a different band.
    September 13 11:23 PM
  • ASnideReturns I didn't steal anything from his Babymetal video either.
    September 13 11:20 PM
  • ASnideReturns What? I didn't steal jack s***, that's actually how I found out about the photography incident
    September 13 11:11 PM
  • SnakeDelilah that's ****ing loser talk smh
    September 8 09:54 PM
  • SnakeDelilah i figured
    September 8 09:47 PM
  • theacademy are u a ****ing idiot im not trading any lions give me stafford you ******
    September 8 05:37 PM
  • SnakeDelilah dude jam what it takes to move forward it's like american football but with poetry and double the twinkle
    September 7 05:08 PM
  • oltnabrick How come the green stands for weed?
    September 4 07:08 PM
  • Ryus bruh im not in new york :/
    August 31 04:35 PM
  • Jom You should be all set. It's a preventative measure to ensure that accounts don't get compromised.
    August 31 04:10 PM
  • SharkTooth quick question: are you really "Hong Tam", or was that some name made for you after you "didn't want to be seen as asian"?
    August 30 09:52 PM
  • Deviant. Site Forum
    August 30 09:34 PM
  • SnakeDelilah 50
    August 28 01:04 AM

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