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  • YakNips merry xmas babe
    December 26 02:50 PM
  • TheWrenKing Yeah man, can't wait for their new album.
    December 25 09:24 AM
  • DrMaximus merrrrryy x-mas :p
    December 25 01:18 AM
  • ArsMoriendi You missed the one Lakes. had in the spam forum, it was pretty great too.
    December 24 11:34 PM
  • Jacquibim nope they don't
    December 24 11:28 PM
  • ArsMoriendi OH THAT GUY. He originally wrote a long ass poorly written track by track and a bunch of users insulted/gave constructive criticism, so he freaked out and changed the review to something even stupider.
    December 24 11:26 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Still confused. That new guy Richardsomething got rid of all of his shouts though.
    December 24 11:23 PM
  • ArsMoriendi What?
    December 24 11:04 PM
  • Jacquibim "Clipping" is when an audio signal peaks and becomes distorted, usually people hear a crackling sound when a recording is really badly clipped, and the new Flying Lotus is one of the best (worst?) examples of that. It's seriously the most poorly mastered album of the year. If you listen to it on good headphones it's extremely noticeable, but it's FlyLo so everyone just says it's intentional and that he's a genius or something.
    December 24 10:47 PM
  • tommygun lol idk the first five seasons are unbelievable and then it gets a bit inconsistent... stuff only gets better from where you are now tho
    December 22 06:16 PM
  • Futures just wanted to say sorry if i ever offended you dude. we good?
    December 21 05:48 PM
  • ethos whoa, grats ^^. ugh.. unfortunately i sold my wii u adapter along w/ the game for like $150 because it was in such high demand otherwise i would've loved to play against you sometime. the only reason why i even did that in the first place is cause i don't play online or alone much anymore (smash has slowly grown off me / i find melee more interesting if i play it's usually at a friend's). but if i do ever regain the game we for sure will! what are your first impressions of the wii u version?
    December 21 10:46 AM
  • Rowan5215 Pretty much what I expected! Garm legit sounds like he's half the devil and half an angel sometimes his range and power is ****ing ridiculous. But yes I will listen to the Mantle thank you for the suggestion
    December 20 09:53 PM
  • Rowan5215 That's a good point. Final question to inform my decision of whether to listen to it or not: how do the vocals compare to Garm's on Bergtatt????
    December 20 09:42 PM
  • Rowan5215 Well I'm certainly very intrigued. Although "tons and tons of post rock" I hope that means the pretty kind of post rock and not the 20-minute long repetitive kind :D
    December 20 09:35 PM
  • Rowan5215 Ooh okay. How does it compare to Bergtatt?
    December 20 09:21 PM
  • Calc read my soundoff on riviera on that's exactly how it sounds lol
    December 20 06:26 PM
  • Calc if you haven't heard kodak cameo you may like it, its lo-fi casinowave. the song I posted there is pretty awesome but I think their first album is better than their second
    December 20 12:25 PM
  • DrMaximus When you do hear it you'll wish you heard it sooner
    December 20 08:01 AM
  • DrMaximus Damn, well finding a download for it won't be too hard :3
    December 19 06:16 PM
  • sixdegrees OMG THANK YOU
    December 19 08:19 AM
  • Jacquibim soooooooooooo how good is the new d'angelo really?
    December 19 06:57 AM
  • DrMaximus Have you jammed Joanna yet? :x
    December 19 12:04 AM
  • Kman418 its ok you can admit it
    December 18 10:36 PM
  • Kman418 you hate me
    December 18 09:49 PM
  • Calc :]
    December 18 03:22 PM
  • YakNips my roots are strong and deep is incredible
    December 18 03:00 PM
  • YakNips aw cyg! of course ive known about it forever and dug everything ive heard but for some reason ive never taken the time to jam it in full. i will do it tho! for you
    December 18 02:13 PM
  • DrMaximus I dunno :/ I bet he'd dig it though
    December 18 01:05 PM
  • Kman418 let me practice kissing boys with you also so i can know what it feels like thanks
    December 18 10:55 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot idk mane ask Oltnahhh or Phlegm. Pretty sure I just DLd it from somewhere like soulseek but idr
    December 18 07:22 AM
  • Havey the contours - just a little misunderstanding
    December 15 07:21 PM
  • melonade Wtf y sorry im just curious lmao
    December 15 06:25 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot pretty sure has it floating around, but it's probably not too hard to track down a leak. I can try and find it for you if you want later. But yeah. It's great
    December 15 03:38 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot this Viet Cong album is nuts
    December 15 03:25 PM
  • melonade Why do you hate everything
    December 15 07:48 AM
  • Ryus prog rock isn't as bad imo. but i like that shoegaze in your chart mm
    December 13 12:50 PM
  • Ryus wish progressive metal would leave my pie chart but a lot of death metal is labelled progressive metal too :[
    December 13 12:33 PM
  • Ryus idk can't speak for myself but perhaps it's sexy
    December 13 12:30 PM
  • RonnieRadke okay i also like your swans ratings good job :thumb:
    December 11 11:08 AM
  • RonnieRadke correct rating for animals good job
    December 11 10:25 AM
  • p4p 16 Lovers Lane is amazing
    December 6 08:01 AM
  • Jacquibim You should because it rules I mean I don't lie
    December 4 07:32 AM
  • zakalwe I'd say that is more or less spot on. I'll raise a glass to that!
    December 3 06:06 PM
  • Dancedrewdance At first it was a broken heart lol
    December 3 01:05 AM
  • Dancedrewdance ?
    December 2 11:19 PM
  • tommygun stay strong brother ~i can't temp, i'm way past college~
    December 2 10:56 PM
  • tommygun yah the brothers are swee ???
    December 2 09:53 PM
  • Phlegm hi =]
    December 2 09:45 PM
  • DrMaximus Kengo Iuchi eh? :3
    December 2 07:16 PM
  • tommygun what's the deal with cas anyway, u got wood 4 him?
    December 1 10:52 PM
  • tommygun first three seasons rule what's the prob
    December 1 09:55 PM
  • tommygun yah he shows up in the first ep of season 4 iirc
    December 1 09:28 PM
  • sixdegrees sadly yes
    December 1 05:07 PM
  • cryonetearforme it's Lakes and i think i was banned because i'm a neckbeard misogynist tbqh
    November 27 04:44 PM
  • Kman418 i feel like its completely going over their heads that everyone in that thread that thinks wilson is in the right is white
    November 26 11:25 PM
  • SnakeDelilah yeah it's gone :(
    November 26 11:26 AM
  • SnakeDelilah it was because of a list someone made titled "Rec Me Misogynistic Albums" and he s***posted so hard in that thread it was unbelieveable
    November 26 11:13 AM
  • Mall Yo well they could be compared to Fugazi and the like, really sort of raw sounding but also quite chill, the vocals are quite hard to get into at first but I reckon you'd dig! They have like 3 amazing splits and one awesome album to check out, but they're all totally different as they're a really versatile band
    November 26 03:35 AM
  • Gwyn. lakes got bannenened??? what'd he do, did he use a hard yaoi pic as his av or soemthing
    November 25 10:26 PM
  • Kman418 oh also i tried listening to fugazi again and they were better than i remember but the only reason i gave them another chance was cause a guy i have a crush on likes them
    November 25 09:24 PM
  • Kman418 lol i was waiting for him to show up
    November 25 09:15 PM
  • Gwyn. they're just generic as hell metalcore with a slightly more interesting guitar than most and they've always been little else. No idea why do some metalcore around here think they're so special but i probably don't even wanna know (plus lol 98% of metalcore)
    November 25 07:15 PM
  • Gwyn. That is a very beautiful rating for misery signals i must say
    November 25 06:51 PM
  • Mall had em wiped dude : ) i'll start again soon : )
    November 25 01:57 PM
  • DrMaximus I've only heard Ys, but I think you'd dig it hard. It's a very unique and lyrical album so definitely check it ;3
    November 25 01:31 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Entitled? Yeah that explains why they relate to Weezer's Pinkerton so much. ;)
    November 24 11:00 PM
  • ArsMoriendi I try not to filter myself. I forget that a good portion of this site is openly misogynistic...
    November 24 10:46 PM
  • Jacquibim As I said in the review, it's nice, just... nice
    November 21 07:29 AM
  • Ryus jammed that one hard many a time. such a good tune
    November 19 08:19 PM
  • adr dude you forgot to 4.5'd Perdition City :]
    November 19 11:20 AM
  • DrMaximus Nice, I'll check it
    November 18 10:40 PM
  • DrMaximus Gimme some psych albums to check :}
    November 18 09:08 PM
  • DrMaximus Oh sweet, been a while since I jammed that alb. Love me some 60's psych :D
    November 18 08:56 PM
  • DrMaximus What is that there? :3
    November 18 08:23 PM
  • demigod! rorschach are metalcore that are worth a s*** check remain sedate i think you might even 3 it
    November 18 01:19 PM
  • deathschool What is your rating for it?
    November 17 08:46 PM
  • Kman418 oh lol yeah id probably like more of it. i love kanye but idk if you'd count him and some of the guys in odd future are good when they actually bother to try and dont just **** around mindlessly
    November 15 09:58 PM
  • Kman418 alt r?
    November 15 08:58 PM
  • Kman418 channel orange is probably in my top 30 most listened albums ever tbh
    November 15 08:37 PM
  • Kman418 one hunna percent
    November 15 08:34 PM
  • Jacquibim Never understood the praise they get when similar bands get s*** on, same with Underoath. Also if you want good metalcore besides Converge check out Unruh, Catharsis and Idylls :)
    November 14 11:27 AM
  • Jacquibim Yeah I'm not too keen on them
    November 14 11:22 AM
  • treeqt. lift hrad in the morning so im ready to post in the evening
    November 13 10:50 PM
  • Jacquibim Amber is definitely one of their most "human" albums so I'm sure you'll like it, very different from their later stuff.
    November 13 10:25 PM
  • Kman418 hell yea
    November 13 10:18 PM
  • Jacquibim Godspeed Cyg
    November 13 10:13 PM
  • TalonsOfFire No I know nothing about pokemon, but thanks for letting me know haha, now I have even more incentive to change my username than before
    November 13 09:46 PM
  • Jacquibim I find it weird that you of all people would find autechre difficult to get into, have you heard Amber?
    November 13 09:45 PM
  • TalonsOfFire haha didn't know people were calling me talonflame from pokemon, my name is just a nickname from middle school, but makes much more sense now...
    November 13 09:15 PM
  • Jacquibim Also your rating makes me wanna check out chiastic slide
    November 13 09:05 PM
  • Jacquibim Expanding my horizons yo
    November 13 09:04 PM
  • DrMaximus I don't even know tbh. Only metalcore I like are Botch, Converge and Integrity. :/
    November 13 08:22 PM
  • treeqt. i wasnt
    November 13 07:40 PM
  • treeqt. will be examined thoroughly
    November 13 07:33 PM
  • Pheromone fair dos thats why i consider it a different beast all together
    November 13 01:20 PM
  • Pheromone you heard secaucus?
    November 13 04:48 AM
  • BMDrummer 2.72 average damn jam more stuff you like bb
    November 12 05:50 PM
  • ethos omfgggg nooooo : ((((
    November 12 03:59 PM
  • deathschool So very posi :):)
    November 12 02:14 PM
  • DrMaximus Completely normal :3
    November 11 04:43 PM
  • JamieTwort Well that sucks, mine got wiped like an hour after I asked (not to rub it in or anything). Just ask again I guess.
    November 4 02:38 PM
  • DarthMann not exactly high praise!
    November 4 02:24 PM
  • DarthMann nice BPBF rating fag
    November 4 01:59 PM
  • JamieTwort I did yes, they were a mess. I have about 700 of my ratings on RYM now so I'll probably make that my main place for rating stuff and just rate stuff on here when I feel like it.
    November 4 01:57 PM
  • zakalwe Dude
    November 4 01:41 PM
  • tommygun luv u
    November 2 09:07 PM
  • Lakes.
    October 30 05:53 PM
  • Jacquibim does cygnatti live?
    October 30 08:16 AM
  • Pheromone albums like meadowlands pls
    September 29 08:11 AM
  • Gwyn. oh mah gaw cyg is alive and brought genos with him
    September 14 06:20 PM
  • tommygun you're alive!!! :3
    September 11 08:20 AM
  • YankeeDudel dang no love for the sinna lady
    August 17 04:52 PM
  • DrMaximus Why don't you dig Black Saint? :/
    July 16 07:00 PM
  • fromtheinside delete*
    July 16 07:22 AM
  • fromtheinside i would also appreciate it if ud those comments dude
    July 16 07:20 AM
  • Jacquibim Funny that you say that because I always found Black Saint to be much more accessible and immediate than most other jazz I've heard, but ah well, at least you gave the new Rise Against the correct rating :D
    July 14 07:03 PM
  • Jacquibim That Mingus 2.5 makes me cry a little
    July 14 05:59 PM
  • Pheromone UGK 5 nice
    July 14 07:22 AM
  • Jacquibim Sounds sweet, pre sure I'll dig em seeing as you've pretty much never led me astray
    July 11 09:42 PM
  • Jacquibim Been meaning to check out Joy Division since I read some of the comparisons between them and Talking Heads m/m/m/m/
    July 11 09:37 PM
  • Jacquibim Will do, is there anything else like it or is it sorta one of a kind?
    July 11 09:27 PM
  • Jacquibim dude they're so good real power is something you take omg
    July 11 09:22 PM
  • Jacquibim u wot m8
    July 11 09:18 PM
  • deathschool Miss Monae finally made the 5s, huh?
    July 11 02:11 PM
  • Atari nice to see an actual honest response rather than just "I'm good man you". Sorry to hear about the vague depression tho : / just think about super smash bros. for the wii u and maybe it will make you feel better lol. you play mario kart 8?
    July 10 04:27 PM
  • Atari how u been man? haven't talked to you outside of the threads in a while. you know i wasn't calling you out in that aaron west thread tho feather and i were talking about hype and i had lowered my 5 to a 4.5 cause i only 5'd it for hype and i've seen you do the same thing ;)
    July 10 11:53 AM
  • Days of Future Passed Here's your present, in case you haven't read it already:
    July 8 11:09 PM
  • Days of Future Passed I heard "Happy" and loved it immediately, so I have a good feeling
    July 8 10:32 PM
  • Days of Future Passed Ah, thanks so much!
    July 8 10:21 PM
  • Days of Future Passed Do you have a d/l link for The Meadowlands, by chance?
    July 8 10:11 PM
  • Kman418 similarly
    July 8 09:16 PM
  • Kman418 ya ive been meaning to for like a year now lol
    July 8 09:15 PM
  • Arcade cheers mmmmmmmate :p
    July 8 10:19 AM
  • IWillReturn lol
    July 7 09:28 PM
  • YakNips I listened to the meadlowlands, thought it was great! Its gonna take more listens for it to fully sink in but I definitely dug it
    June 29 09:26 PM
  • zakalwe I was banned for an age dude. It was terrible but now I'm back I'm going to stay for ever and ever and EVER!!!!
    June 29 03:40 AM
  • TomTomato jesus that's perfect. downloading the album now, thanks bro
    June 28 10:58 PM
  • YakNips okay! ill put it on right after I finish up the album Im listening to
    June 28 10:41 PM
  • Gwyn. oya, theyre influenced by power electronics and harsh noise which is basically just psychedelic with a GRRRRRRR thing goin on, along of their songs on that particular alb are liek that
    June 28 10:03 PM
  • Gwyn. pretty much all their songs outside of obey (and the last two which i havent heard but prob wont for a while) sound the same so ye check em then
    June 28 09:55 PM
  • Gwyn. hmmm, they have a lot of really, really good riffs and a lot of their songs are really catchy, so maybe you have hope. Don't start with Obey tho that's completely different in terms of production and vibes to anything else they made and the lyrics are more in your face. see what u think of this
    June 28 09:26 PM
  • Gwyn. I wouldn't rly know if youd like em tbh, theyre like really loud and lo fi drone noise rock, all of their songs are p much two or three riffs repeated over and over but theyre mostly famous for their lyrics which are p offensive
    June 28 09:14 PM
  • Gwyn. i live
    June 28 09:17 AM
  • Havey i love it too much i think im gonna kill myself
    June 26 05:37 PM
  • Havey the motifs - cross paths, twee pop as adorable as twa toots but dreamier, easily the coziest album ever made
    June 26 05:27 PM
  • Havey i have a rec that will change your life
    June 26 04:10 PM
  • Omaha you gave Beyonce a 1/5?? whutttt
    June 24 02:18 AM
  • Chortles you can always use more punk in your life tbh, but as long as you're listening to husker du i can't really complain 8]
    June 24 01:20 AM
  • Chortles hey well thanks, ur ratings are also wowzers (assuming that was a compliment tehe)
    June 23 11:02 PM
  • BigPleb Wiped cos I 5'd new Opeth :/
    June 22 04:34 PM
  • TheSpaceMan hey man you should check out Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space sometime, definitely something you'd enjoy seeing as you dig some great psych pop
    June 21 05:49 PM
  • Gwynsalt he will be back. 1 dhey
    June 20 05:18 PM
  • TomTomato i did on my first account a while back that's why i had to make this one ;__; too lazy to rate albums again
    June 19 09:22 PM
  • Kman418 try n tell me this isnt solid grind
    June 16 11:01 PM
  • sixdegrees grade. probably
    June 8 07:42 PM
  • Keyblade Sweet dyg dawg
    June 7 05:55 AM
  • demigod! you'd love it man, esp since u dig 60s psych rock
    June 4 03:36 PM
  • ShitsofRain hey cyg you ever sucked dick?
    June 4 03:28 PM
  • demigod! hey cyg you ever jam black foliage?
    June 3 05:20 PM
  • ethos Brand New Jesus Christ Talk Talk Eden Brand New Jesus Christ Talk Talk Eden Brand New Jesus Christ Talk Talk Eden Brand New Jesus Christ Talk Talk Eden
    May 20 11:08 PM
    May 20 11:08 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Thanks for recing me Siouxsie and the Banshees. They were pretty sweet, my favorite by them is A Kiss in the Dream House. It's weird that they barely have any ratings on sputnik compared to other sites like RYM. Have you heard the new Savages 12 inch?
    May 18 11:11 PM
  • Lakes.
    May 18 12:19 AM
  • treeqt. lol right hi5 #rekt
    May 17 10:19 AM
  • tempest-- That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat!
    May 16 09:30 AM
  • tempest-- ew, you like the monkees?
    May 16 05:59 AM
  • Gwyn. not too kin on yr home ay? and I find myself actually more obsessed with music when im out of my house than in it, idk why, though its probably because it helps me disconnect from the world. i could probably be dec with a rhythm guitar but yea bass is for me. idk why but i love almost all basslines to some extent, mostly because they usually have a very good tone and the funky influences they have so often is a pleassure. ive been wanting to start making hip hop beats too
    May 16 12:57 AM
  • Gwyn. Congratulations! A simple car wash eh? So it's just a part time thing to get some cash on the sideline or? - I actually had a guitar for bout a year, before I sold it, I was a terrible at it and I realized I was more ofa rhythm person than lead - So I started playing bass and to a lesser extent drums (my family hates them for being loud). it's not too difficult, you just need to start from the very ground. I might actually start taking classes sometime, but the instruments come first for now
    May 15 05:45 PM
  • Gwyn. didn't know that, s'alright bro I just thought it'd probably fit your tastes squarely. What job are you trying to obtain? I personally have been under the consideration of dropping out of college and focusing on my instrument playing skills and using them locally, and go from there, but I haven't made up my mind
    May 14 11:57 PM
  • FearThyEvil Yeah, Betray has been nothing but a thorn in the side. He made controversial stupid troll lists if you care to see on his profile a few months back. As for Ins, I was the same way with him. I had a few heated arguments with him but he's turned out much better now. I get along with him pretty well and his review skills have improved tremendously.
    May 14 02:54 PM
  • FearThyEvil Honestly, Betray was always a ****. The dude complained all the time and is whiny deathcore kid. He blasts off at Ins for his negative reviews all the time and constantly thinks his way of thinking is right. If he was a mod of this site, it would be gone in an hour.
    May 14 02:47 PM
  • FearThyEvil Personally never liked Snide but if he argues fine. Betray is just spewing dumbass statements left and right. Not to mention mylittlepenis and atomicshane making fools of themselves too.
    May 14 02:40 PM
  • FearThyEvil Damn, your comment right after mine in this ****ed up snide thread was spot-on. Betray is a ****ing moron.
    May 14 02:33 PM
  • Gwyn. damn. I saw you had Mayfield's first alb rated, honestly that albs very good but superfly destroys it easily, not even close. It's a more jazzy Stevie Wonder with a little less funk and more straight soul basically
    May 11 10:26 PM
  • Gwyn. have you heard super fly by curtis mayfield? :X
    May 11 04:38 PM
  • Lakes. oh? i thought i had pleb taste. ;)
    May 6 10:42 PM
  • demigod! alright, if you'd be able to do that for me. and yeah, but aren't starters are generally not all that super powerful in the competitive metagame anyways? with the exception of blaziken and a few others of course. and I just think Chesnaught looks like master splinter in a big goofy suit or something, design-wise he's just... unappealing
    May 4 10:31 AM
  • demigod! aha I've hardly played with him. hardly played Y much at all recently tbh. I'm in a bit of a bind - I really wanna start over with Froakie (just don't dig Chespin's evolutions much, and Greninja looks frickin rad) but I've got a bunch of sweet Pokemon on my team that I wanna try out in competitive mode eventually, including Ampharos! I don't know what to do..!
    May 4 10:24 AM
  • ArsMoriendi ;)
    May 2 08:00 PM
  • Atari hey man, i reviewed the byrds debut if you wanna check it out, i know they're not the zombies but ya know... :3
    May 2 11:47 AM
  • TheBarber Oh s*** I thought you meant something else, agreed hard about that rip :(
    April 28 08:27 PM
  • TheBarber Haha cheers dude but what/who's resting in peace x)?
    April 27 02:28 PM
  • Clefairy I like ur avatar
    April 21 09:07 PM
  • Pheromone What's up man, you ever listened to The Weakerthans?
    April 21 06:30 PM
  • Lakes. we're all starting up a new site in the near future. hopefully I can continue with muh games journalism
    April 20 08:55 PM
  • Lakes. Brandon had to take down the site because he's in the military and was told it could be a problem
    April 20 08:35 PM
  • TheRealVermicide9013 Maybe cyg, sadly I don't have much time as I used to have when I joined at first
    April 20 08:03 AM
  • oltnabrick easily
    April 19 03:20 AM
  • deathschool Oh but I do.
    April 17 05:49 PM
  • deathschool I know you want to 5 California. It's okay. I won't tell anyone.
    April 16 08:56 PM
  • Kman418 thx ive been listening to his stuff a lot lately
    April 13 01:47 AM
  • ConorIsNotHere OK, thank you very much man! :D
    April 12 07:48 AM
  • ConorIsNotHere Woop Woop! I'm online now, would it be OK if I just gave you some sort of unwanted fodder in return, I don't really have much to begin with? :)
    April 12 07:42 AM
  • ConorIsNotHere My FC: 3609-1020-4210
    April 12 07:19 AM
  • ConorIsNotHere That sounds like plan to me! I'll see you when I wake up then :P
    April 11 09:38 PM
  • ConorIsNotHere Sweet, thank you! What would be the best time? (I'm free for the rest of today though I'm on GMT)
    April 11 08:29 AM
  • FearTomorrow np dude, some other time tho. I haven't battled a real person at Pokemon in eons
    April 10 11:52 PM
  • FearTomorrow cool, cool. thanks for the tips, helps a lot. if you've got any pokemon around level 50-54 we should totally do a quick battle, if you've got time
    April 10 11:48 PM
  • FearTomorrow awesome. thanks a bunch! oh and sorry for cancelling the trade, was trying to put my Raichu in the box and freaked out when I saw I put it up for trade lol. love the little guy. i am so noob at this.
    April 10 11:44 PM

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