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  • treeqt. what up with the delusional greekos tho
    March 5 10:09 PM
  • LordePots yeah dude. those two tracks i linked u in particular are unbelievably creative. probably 2 of my favs of the year so far
    March 5 07:24 PM
  • LordePots lol what was the rest of your comment?
    March 5 07:11 PM
  • LordePots pretty ****in great eh
    March 5 07:08 PM
  • LordePots try these, if u like them deffs get the new album; and
    March 5 04:54 PM
  • Atari sweet :D i'm sure i'll just get my ass handed to me anyways but i'm still curious to see if i've improved
    March 5 04:43 PM
  • Atari you gonna have access to play this weekend too? if not i might have time to play later today if you're down
    March 5 04:17 PM
  • Atari so whas it you or your brother i saw playing smash for glory last night online lol
    March 5 03:25 PM
  • Frippertronics smh all those 1s on MMM
    March 4 01:23 AM
  • danielito19 this site's hype train is hilarious sometimes
    March 3 11:54 AM
  • Atari I hear u man haha. No pressure honestly but I can send u my profile tomorrow :3
    March 3 02:25 AM
  • Jacquibim Yes indeed
    March 3 02:21 AM
  • Havey
    March 2 08:40 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot * return to sender *
    March 2 07:47 PM
  • Atari hey man do you have a facebook? I kinda told andcas i'd try to get your name for him but obviously it's your call
    March 2 07:29 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah man, not enough memorable moments on the new ep. at all. ah well.
    March 2 07:23 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah. feels like a 2.5 tbh, but i'll give it another chance. i like "catastrophe" a lot
    March 2 07:21 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot ;[ on another note, thoughts on the new Yumi? aside from a couple tracks i thought it was just dece
    March 2 07:03 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot cheers. also, is there a full stream of it floating around? if so, where? i only ever stumbled across the 5 songs she has on sound cloud. jw so i can post it on the rev
    March 2 06:53 PM
  • tempest-- thx i love you, blowing kiss emoji
    March 2 11:06 AM
  • tempest-- 2015 pop pls I don't even know of anything except Marina the diamonds
    March 2 09:53 AM
  • demigod! ah that's cool. do you play any instruments btw? seem like the kinda person who would be a band geek
    February 28 10:45 AM
  • demigod! do you know much about classical music? if so, rec me some great, playful classical music. like something you'd hear on looney tunes.
    February 28 10:19 AM
  • Cygnatti
    February 27 04:49 PM
  • Cygnatti
    February 27 04:44 PM
  • TheSpaceMan holy s*** those drums, you rock man I was gonna get this album like a month ago and completely forgot about it
    February 26 05:37 PM
  • Atari ah man where'd your brother go? that's cool just be sure to let me know if you ever get it back : /
    February 26 05:34 PM
  • Atari so when do you think you might be able to play smash bros. on wii u again? I've fought over 250 1 on 1 battles for glory since we last fought lol. i like to think i've improved (at least a little : 3 )
    February 26 03:13 PM
  • danielito19 that makes sense. so is a 1 or a 2 on rym something you actually enjoy then? where does "good" fall on your rym scale?
    February 26 02:28 PM
  • Dancedrewdance I'd rather be a drunk then a sexy loser cyg
    February 24 04:37 PM
  • Dancedrewdance Cyg though
    February 24 03:16 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot same. trying to find stuff to write about, but coming up short. this Joanne Robertson is great so I'll cover that - give it a listen
    February 24 12:41 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo what are some dece-looking upcoming albums on your radar?
    February 24 12:04 PM
  • demigod! amazing dyg cyg, amazing dyg.
    February 23 02:43 PM
  • YakNips tfw im listening to robert johnson and i look at the ratings and i see the lyrics i'm hearing as your name
    February 21 05:36 PM
  • danielito19 but you still f u c k in them freak hoes; stank p u s s y smellin' like cool ranch doritos
    February 20 11:53 PM
  • MrSirLordGentleman Cheers! m8 check Bee Gees 1st :]
    February 20 09:17 PM
  • MrSirLordGentleman Oh I see, but I want to be a super professional cool reviewer that uses his real name cause he is cool and professional :[
    February 20 09:06 PM
  • MrSirLordGentleman I want to change it actually but as far as I know, the staff hates when someone asks for it
    February 20 09:01 PM
  • Ryus yeah man that album is awesome
    February 20 05:50 PM
  • danielito19 the regular kind, tbh
    February 20 05:30 PM
  • adr damn the unicode didn't show
    February 20 01:57 PM
  • adr "i honestly don't know if i think there's anything bad enough to be a 1.0/5. i'll need something completely and personally offensive to me, something that i don't even enjoy just a little bit. i don't think i've found anything like that."1.0 = ? on RYM tho. Damn these double standards D:
    February 20 01:56 PM
  • imjustjoshinya why do you not rate things 1
    February 20 12:04 AM
  • Ryus likin that new review handle ya got there, robert johnson is the best
    February 19 10:23 PM
  • BMDrummer was it enjoyable
    February 17 10:34 PM
  • BMDrummer stay posi : )
    February 17 09:45 PM
  • BMDrummer thx for jamming
    February 17 06:46 PM
  • PurpleBottle **** you new panda bear is way better than 'ok'
    February 17 01:08 AM
  • RadicalEd album bad enough to be a 1.0: "Prussian Blue - Fragment of the Future"
    February 17 12:37 AM
  • DominionMM1 townes Van zandt (if you haven't heard him) and mickey newbury
    February 10 01:06 AM
  • Kman418 k
    February 9 08:26 PM
  • Atari i have both systems as well i just think it's funny haha. I made myself wait for the wii u version, but i've still been tempted to just buy the 3DS version as well
    February 4 06:50 PM
  • Atari i love how my smash bros. list has been more helpful to you than me lol
    February 4 06:45 PM
  • Atari what's your win percentage in smash online? :3
    February 4 11:59 AM
  • Let I was working on a review for it last year but I didn't like how it turned out. I've been trying to improve my writing lately so I might try again.
    February 3 06:12 PM
  • Frippertronics i knew of it, but I was just sitting on it until the past week. For a 90 minute live album, it feels much longer. But those tracks are some quality stuff, I tell you what.
    February 3 04:59 PM
  • Frippertronics ...but the one it doesn't deserve. But for real, that album blew me away.
    February 3 04:54 PM
  • Frippertronics i told pots and ryus this, i gotta. i must. It needs a review badly and I gotta step up and do this s*** for the sput fam
    February 3 03:12 PM
  • Artuma rip dat avg
    February 3 01:19 PM
  • Artuma oh yeah, just noticed you have sd 1.5d
    February 3 01:15 PM
  • Artuma you might have heard of them but exoskeleton and satanic destroyer. the former is pure torture and the latter is actually kinda hilarious
    February 3 12:42 PM
  • Artuma dude you looking for a 1.0 album? i might have a solution
    February 3 12:39 PM
  • Frippertronics it is man, it is.
    February 3 12:36 AM
  • LordePots its always sunny in phili, hannibal, curb your enthusiasm, true detective, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo? i dunno i dont watch a tonne of tv tbh
    January 31 10:37 PM
  • Cygnatti
    January 31 10:25 PM
  • Atari Not enough smash enthusiasts on Sputnik smh
    January 31 02:06 AM
  • Atari yeah the people i've played online were pretty good, but not as good as you lol. you're the only one i've played online that is undefeated :3 by the way what exactly is the ladder just my stats?
    January 30 06:33 PM
  • ethos i'm not on smash or my wii u often either, i usually just get on whenever someone wants to play (which is why i say text / message, etc.). i believe my username is illmatic or BEING_IT?? i definitely wanna play though!! you're one of the reasons i re-bought it (;
    January 30 04:42 PM
  • ethos lol kk, cool. just text me whenever you're available. i don't frequent sputnik often these days - or just add me on facebook: christian mcadoo
    January 30 04:40 PM
  • Atari hey when you play smash for glory online do you usually play 1 on 1 or up to 4 players? i've been practicing a bit, but my win ratio is horrible lol
    January 30 03:03 PM
  • danielito19 awesome thanks dude! I listened to the NPR stream a few times but i mean i need my scrobbles so
    January 29 11:33 AM
  • ethos hey, i have smash 4 again!! if you wanna play anytime, just shoot me a message or text 832-421-7895
    January 28 11:27 PM
  • Atari i think kirby might fall under both categories. you were doing some crazy special moves i've never even seen before with pac man and jigglypuff!
    January 28 03:15 PM
  • Atari Alright haha I'll keep that stuff in mind :D
    January 28 02:06 AM
  • Atari I need more practice lol I don't usually play online
    January 27 10:13 PM
  • Atari Do I suck THAT bad or are u just that good? Thanks for playing man had to get off for something though. Didn't even know there were mics for smash but I couldn't really hear u :3
    January 27 09:54 PM
  • Atari No time like the present :3 I'll create a room
    January 27 09:06 PM
  • Atari Rematch? I have to beat u at least once lmao
    January 27 09:00 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nahhh I've been slacking but I'll get on that pronto
    January 27 08:19 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot lol, it's growing off me tbh
    January 27 06:30 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot only a 3.5 for VC? that grew off ya real quick
    January 27 04:42 PM
  • Atari You're too damn good lol
    January 25 05:40 PM
  • Atari Sorry about the lag dude maybe if u hosted it would be faster?
    January 25 04:30 PM
  • Atari Alright just join my room when you're ready :D
    January 25 03:50 PM
  • Atari Alright I'll get on in 5 minutes. My buddy night play a few sounds with us too if you're cool with that. I'll create a room
    January 25 03:44 PM
  • Atari Sweet! I'm gonna run an errand should be back in about 30 :3
    January 25 03:02 PM
  • Atari I'm prolly be home most the say if u wanna smash
    January 25 01:30 PM
  • Cygnatti
    January 24 05:28 PM
  • Atari Thought I responded to u already but your wii account name is Signatti and your nickname is just Sig :3
    January 24 03:01 AM
  • Kman418 theyre one of the few bands where i genuinely have no clue how they make the music they do
    January 23 08:39 PM
  • Atari No worries lol. I'm just excited to kick your ass (but I have a feeling it will be the other way around :3 )
    January 23 07:20 PM
  • Atari pretty sure "sig" isn't what i'm looking for lol. I tried adding you but it wasn't enough characters. my friend code (or whatever it's called) for wii u is atari77 so u should just request me instead :3
    January 22 12:04 PM
  • Cyclotron Thanks
    January 21 03:43 PM
  • Atari no worries man haha. I'm gonna be at work all day and then have plans tonight anyways, just wanted to remind you!
    January 20 12:37 PM
  • Atari been waiting on that friend invite for smash :/
    January 20 12:13 PM
  • Mall Imma listen to The Weeknd any minute now homie
    January 20 10:30 AM
  • treeqt. smh goldfish more like plebfish
    January 20 07:27 AM
  • Kman418 it seemed like something i would like and then i listened and i did that thing where you burp and a little bit of puke comes up
    January 19 06:04 PM
  • Cygnatti
    January 18 03:56 PM
  • tempest-- you should listen to that Broods EP it's amaz
    January 17 10:34 AM
  • EnyaFangirl inkay was an unexpected obsession
    January 16 09:05 PM
  • Mall Sweet I'll check them out after I get me some new headphones tomorrow : )
    January 16 07:53 PM
  • Atari My username on the wii u is atari77 u should register me as a friend so I can own u in smash :] I'll get around to making a list later prolly idk
    January 16 06:54 PM
  • Mall You know I have heard a couple of songs here and there but never a whole album, what would you reccomend? : )
    January 16 02:44 AM
  • Atari on second thought, you could always make the list too haha
    January 15 03:10 PM
  • Atari you make a valid point my friend haha. i might make a list later and i just won't add people that i don't want to add :3
    January 15 01:06 PM
  • Atari idk i'll think about it but i can't stand the majority of the people on this site tbh lol. you've always been a bro though
    January 15 11:41 AM
  • AtrumCimex Hello Kitty Suicide Club, it's either a 1 or a classic
    January 15 09:00 AM
  • ethos just ask if you ever need anything!! also u should check out citrus' wispy, no mercy and try to download soulseek... also also u might like this
    January 15 12:21 AM
  • ethos
    January 15 12:20 AM
  • oltnabrick
    January 14 06:51 PM
  • Atari no idea lol. i actually never played brawl online. it's no rush dude i'm at work just figured you might want to play sometime cause i know you're always bragging about your smash skils ;) eventually when you get around to it just send me your username or whatever
    January 14 01:31 PM
  • Atari hey old friend. a little bird told me you have smash bros. for wii u now? I don't remember what you said your username was but if you wanna show me your skills let me know and i can add you to my friend list on wii u
    January 14 12:49 PM
  • Mall Unnatural World was great, I'll check that other one! : )
    January 14 10:57 AM
  • Mall also what was your favourite album from last year? looking for new stuff : )
    January 14 10:04 AM
  • Mall Shame man, my favourite album of last year and I didn't like the vocals all that much at first but they grew on me loads
    January 14 08:33 AM
  • Mall No love for Self Defense Family? : (
    January 13 06:33 PM
  • lou1000 Fair enough about MN.ROY it's probably his most inaccessible release yet, still not sure where I'd rank it amongst his other stuff tbh
    January 12 02:38 PM
  • lou1000 Are you on rym?
    January 11 10:50 AM
  • DrMaximus Sweet, I'll look out for it. Excited for 2015, new mount eerie, deathprod/biosphere :D What you looking forward to this year?
    January 10 06:07 PM
  • DrMaximus Sadly, no, I hardly listened to any 2014 s*** :'( Are you gonna be posting a list?
    January 9 11:33 PM
  • Jasdevi087 I missed it as well dude, I want to know too haha. Whatever it was it was bad enough for FiveLeavesLeft to get demoted and Arcade, sixdegrees and Angelboros (on his old account) to get banned (pretty sure sixdegrees got his ratings wiped again for it too). I got no more info than that sorry :/
    January 8 06:30 PM
  • JamieTwort Oh yeah I remember seeing that Hopkins album on a load of 2013 lists and I kept thinking about checking it but never did, I'll make sure I do check it this time. Yeah sounds like there's a good chance I'll dig it, I'm not so much a stranger to IDM.
    January 8 10:34 AM
  • TheNexus100 dood that album is pretty dope hahaa
    January 7 08:27 PM
  • TheSupernatural I've never seen Supernatural, is it a good show?
    January 6 06:35 PM
  • JamieTwort Thanks, no worries.
    January 5 04:59 PM
  • JamieTwort If you've got any house music recs feel free to throw some at me.
    January 5 03:54 PM
  • JamieTwort Not that big on the genre, no. I haven't really explored it though, just come across few house related albums when looking for stuff in other areas of electronic music.
    January 5 03:52 PM
  • adr portishead - third, listen, now.
    January 5 02:13 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot wasn't planning on making one tbh, at least not till I sift through everything I have on the back burner
    January 2 08:17 PM
  • IbenizGEO1 Sorry to hear that. Fortunately my parents didn't necessarily care what i did as i long as i put forth my best effort in what i chose. But I have felt the pressure of possibly not meeting there expectations (especially now in college) because of the financial support and well everything else they've done. I hope it works out for you man.... I think it will....IT WILL CYG...EVERYTHING WILL BE GOOD.....IT ALMOST 2015 GODDAMMIT!!
    January 1 12:50 AM
  • IbenizGEO1 Oh no why dude? College?
    December 31 11:03 PM
  • IbenizGEO1 Good i'm moving to texas fo a co-op in January. what about you my long lost friend?
    December 31 10:52 PM
  • IbenizGEO1 merry harry
    December 31 10:44 PM
  • p4p ya its pretty average lmao
    December 31 12:25 AM
  • p4p uhh Shlohmo and Jeremih - No More, Innercity Ensemble II, Tord Gustavsen Quartet Extended Circle, Yumi Zouma - Yumi Zouma, Azealia Banks - Broke with Expensive Taste, Jucara Marcal Encarnado, white suns - totem
    December 27 12:46 AM
  • YakNips merry xmas babe
    December 26 02:50 PM
  • TheWrenKing Yeah man, can't wait for their new album.
    December 25 09:24 AM
  • DrMaximus merrrrryy x-mas :p
    December 25 01:18 AM
  • ArsMoriendi You missed the one Lakes. had in the spam forum, it was pretty great too.
    December 24 11:34 PM
  • Jacquibim nope they don't
    December 24 11:28 PM
  • ArsMoriendi OH THAT GUY. He originally wrote a long ass poorly written track by track and a bunch of users insulted/gave constructive criticism, so he freaked out and changed the review to something even stupider.
    December 24 11:26 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Still confused. That new guy Richardsomething got rid of all of his shouts though.
    December 24 11:23 PM
  • ArsMoriendi What?
    December 24 11:04 PM
  • Jacquibim "Clipping" is when an audio signal peaks and becomes distorted, usually people hear a crackling sound when a recording is really badly clipped, and the new Flying Lotus is one of the best (worst?) examples of that. It's seriously the most poorly mastered album of the year. If you listen to it on good headphones it's extremely noticeable, but it's FlyLo so everyone just says it's intentional and that he's a genius or something.
    December 24 10:47 PM
  • tommygun lol idk the first five seasons are unbelievable and then it gets a bit inconsistent... stuff only gets better from where you are now tho
    December 22 06:16 PM
  • Futures just wanted to say sorry if i ever offended you dude. we good?
    December 21 05:48 PM
  • ethos whoa, grats ^^. ugh.. unfortunately i sold my wii u adapter along w/ the game for like $150 because it was in such high demand otherwise i would've loved to play against you sometime. the only reason why i even did that in the first place is cause i don't play online or alone much anymore (smash has slowly grown off me / i find melee more interesting if i play it's usually at a friend's). but if i do ever regain the game we for sure will! what are your first impressions of the wii u version?
    December 21 10:46 AM
  • Rowan5215 Pretty much what I expected! Garm legit sounds like he's half the devil and half an angel sometimes his range and power is ****ing ridiculous. But yes I will listen to the Mantle thank you for the suggestion
    December 20 09:53 PM
  • Rowan5215 That's a good point. Final question to inform my decision of whether to listen to it or not: how do the vocals compare to Garm's on Bergtatt????
    December 20 09:42 PM
  • Rowan5215 Well I'm certainly very intrigued. Although "tons and tons of post rock" I hope that means the pretty kind of post rock and not the 20-minute long repetitive kind :D
    December 20 09:35 PM
  • Rowan5215 Ooh okay. How does it compare to Bergtatt?
    December 20 09:21 PM
  • Calc read my soundoff on riviera on that's exactly how it sounds lol
    December 20 06:26 PM
  • Calc if you haven't heard kodak cameo you may like it, its lo-fi casinowave. the song I posted there is pretty awesome but I think their first album is better than their second
    December 20 12:25 PM
  • DrMaximus When you do hear it you'll wish you heard it sooner
    December 20 08:01 AM
  • DrMaximus Damn, well finding a download for it won't be too hard :3
    December 19 06:16 PM
  • sixdegrees OMG THANK YOU
    December 19 08:19 AM
  • Jacquibim soooooooooooo how good is the new d'angelo really?
    December 19 06:57 AM
  • DrMaximus Have you jammed Joanna yet? :x
    December 19 12:04 AM
  • Kman418 its ok you can admit it
    December 18 10:36 PM
  • Kman418 you hate me
    December 18 09:49 PM
  • Calc :]
    December 18 03:22 PM
  • YakNips my roots are strong and deep is incredible
    December 18 03:00 PM
  • YakNips aw cyg! of course ive known about it forever and dug everything ive heard but for some reason ive never taken the time to jam it in full. i will do it tho! for you
    December 18 02:13 PM
  • DrMaximus I dunno :/ I bet he'd dig it though
    December 18 01:05 PM
  • Kman418 let me practice kissing boys with you also so i can know what it feels like thanks
    December 18 10:55 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot idk mane ask Oltnahhh or Phlegm. Pretty sure I just DLd it from somewhere like soulseek but idr
    December 18 07:22 AM
  • Havey the contours - just a little misunderstanding
    December 15 07:21 PM
  • melonade Wtf y sorry im just curious lmao
    December 15 06:25 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot pretty sure has it floating around, but it's probably not too hard to track down a leak. I can try and find it for you if you want later. But yeah. It's great
    December 15 03:38 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot this Viet Cong album is nuts
    December 15 03:25 PM
  • melonade Why do you hate everything
    December 15 07:48 AM
  • Ryus prog rock isn't as bad imo. but i like that shoegaze in your chart mm
    December 13 12:50 PM
  • Ryus wish progressive metal would leave my pie chart but a lot of death metal is labelled progressive metal too :[
    December 13 12:33 PM
  • Ryus idk can't speak for myself but perhaps it's sexy
    December 13 12:30 PM
  • RonnieRadke okay i also like your swans ratings good job :thumb:
    December 11 11:08 AM
  • RonnieRadke correct rating for animals good job
    December 11 10:25 AM
  • p4p 16 Lovers Lane is amazing
    December 6 08:01 AM
  • Jacquibim You should because it rules I mean I don't lie
    December 4 07:32 AM
  • zakalwe I'd say that is more or less spot on. I'll raise a glass to that!
    December 3 06:06 PM
  • Dancedrewdance At first it was a broken heart lol
    December 3 01:05 AM
  • Dancedrewdance ?
    December 2 11:19 PM
  • tommygun stay strong brother ~i can't temp, i'm way past college~
    December 2 10:56 PM
  • tommygun yah the brothers are swee ???
    December 2 09:53 PM
  • Phlegm hi =]
    December 2 09:45 PM
  • DrMaximus Kengo Iuchi eh? :3
    December 2 07:16 PM
  • tommygun what's the deal with cas anyway, u got wood 4 him?
    December 1 10:52 PM
  • tommygun first three seasons rule what's the prob
    December 1 09:55 PM
  • tommygun yah he shows up in the first ep of season 4 iirc
    December 1 09:28 PM
  • sixdegrees sadly yes
    December 1 05:07 PM
  • cryonetearforme it's Lakes and i think i was banned because i'm a neckbeard misogynist tbqh
    November 27 04:44 PM
  • Kman418 i feel like its completely going over their heads that everyone in that thread that thinks wilson is in the right is white
    November 26 11:25 PM
  • SnakeDelilah yeah it's gone :(
    November 26 11:26 AM
  • SnakeDelilah it was because of a list someone made titled "Rec Me Misogynistic Albums" and he s***posted so hard in that thread it was unbelieveable
    November 26 11:13 AM
  • Mall Yo well they could be compared to Fugazi and the like, really sort of raw sounding but also quite chill, the vocals are quite hard to get into at first but I reckon you'd dig! They have like 3 amazing splits and one awesome album to check out, but they're all totally different as they're a really versatile band
    November 26 03:35 AM
  • Gwyn. lakes got bannenened??? what'd he do, did he use a hard yaoi pic as his av or soemthing
    November 25 10:26 PM
  • Kman418 oh also i tried listening to fugazi again and they were better than i remember but the only reason i gave them another chance was cause a guy i have a crush on likes them
    November 25 09:24 PM
  • Kman418 lol i was waiting for him to show up
    November 25 09:15 PM
  • Gwyn. they're just generic as hell metalcore with a slightly more interesting guitar than most and they've always been little else. No idea why do some metalcore around here think they're so special but i probably don't even wanna know (plus lol 98% of metalcore)
    November 25 07:15 PM

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