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  • Mookid Shiiit **** yes i guess i'll spend the night tonight and have this house to myseeeelf ugug i wish i didn't scheudle my STD class so late in the day though gugugugu oh well damn i can't wait for tonight and tomorrow will rule but HOLY ****ING s*** YES I CAN'T WATE TO WORK TOMORROW
    September 16 12:37 PM
  • tbh jahhhhahahagreeeeed :::::____::::::
    September 16 07:08 AM
  • tbh Wow rude
    September 15 06:23 PM
  • tbh This is why my world is more beautiful and sexy , we dont beat up people dummy , we love them , make them feel sexy and let them take our money hihehehe #trvelove
    September 15 06:07 PM
  • tbh lmao i like how i googled "fat guy" and a bunch of your alt pics showed up HIIHIHIHIHIH DAMMIT WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHAA BABYYY HHHEHEHEH TOO BAD I LIVE IN THE BEAUTIFUL PART OF THE WOOOOOOORLD AND YOU DONT EHEEHEHH DAMM YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA tbh
    September 15 06:00 PM
  • tbh tbh
    September 15 03:55 PM
  • tbh in public i go up to random strangers and ask "do you even swans ****? have you seen eraserhead?" and if they say no i knee them in the groin
    September 15 03:55 PM
  • Mookid NOW CAN YOU PLEASE GET DOWN ON YOUR BELLY BUTTON AND KNEEEEHEEHHS AND WORSHIP MY SEXY UUUHHOOO VERSION 2 FACE 2.0 DAMNIT CAN YOU PLEASE CALL ME THOMAS THE ..THUMB ****ER??
    September 15 10:37 AM
  • Mookid Ugh but yeah I am praying that I don't FART on this test tomorrow and ugugu yeah I guess it it means that my grade will improve then i'll be all for it. i do most of my shiiiit during the night anyway. and lol do they really have free CD'sseheehheheehhehs at the FARTar?? DAMNIT WHAT ABOUT ENYA AND SEXY CHRISTIAN COMPILATIONS JESUS NINTENDO FART EATAS
    September 15 10:28 AM
  • jahgreed Uhhh, i felt kinda unconfortable when you wanted to lick my sweaty armpit the other night but yeah sure lets do it again ;)?
    September 14 03:15 PM
  • HeavyFartGuzzlaFRED JESUS SWEET APLONGO OYSTER HAIIRS FROM s*** MADE POP TARTS THAT I DUG FROM THIS CAN OF PORK BEANS WHEN MY FARTY DICK DECIDED TO s*** OUT OLD OYSTA'S FROM CALABASH AND NOW MY FARTS SMELL WORSE THAN ERIC'S SEXY SUV AFTER MY SOCK HAIIRS ROTTED IN THEIR FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK DAMNIT NOWWWW WOULD YOU PLEASE s*** ON PLUG DEHEHEHEHEJ WITH ME WAH
    September 11 09:54 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT I'M SORRY SQAH I KNOW DAMNIT YOU'RE RIGHT DAMNIT MY LIFE LONG MISSION' IS JUST TO **** GRANNY CUUUNT DAMNIT WAH **** COLLEGE DAMNIT **** THE WORLD WAH I WANT THE BEACH BACK AGAIN DAMNTI
    September 11 07:38 PM
  • Mookid EHEHEHEH OF COURSE and god damn I'm already ****ing sick of this software class like jesus tits this stuff is just the uhhooo face omfg this is horse a s*** s*** s*** s*** s***
    September 11 02:41 PM
  • Mookid Ugh i'm not in any shape or DICK form looking forward to this day uggugu i just want it to be ova' with so i can FINALLY go home AND ****IING PLAY TEHEHEEHEHHEM FARTRESS 2 WAH and looolol damn i'm going to get some steeeheehm games tonight, haven't bought any in forever
    September 11 09:26 AM
  • Mookid Well at least today will be guuuuud but ugh I actually have some stuff to get duuuun when I get back home WAH I JUST WANT TO GO TO A... UNIVERSITY AND FART ON KEG PARTIES NOW NAHh
    September 10 09:28 AM
  • YakNiples hey b-broo u still coming to my birthday party tommorow right? Just wanted if i should expect a plus one from you aight see ya
    September 9 02:07 PM
  • Mookid ugh yeah seriously, i probably won't even want to go even if people i know are going BECAUSE SNAH IT BRINGS BACK DICK MEMORIES OF HIGH SKEWWL YEAH YEAH DAMNIT I CAN'T STOMACH THE DICK THOUGHT OF GOING BACK TO THE SEXY FYE OH NO
    September 9 01:53 PM
  • Mookid Lol is there really? DAMNIT WHY DON'T WE GO AN SPIT OUT MORE PSHHH HAIRS HOLY ****ING s*** CAN WE....... SPEND 500000 HOURS A s*** MUSEUMQ AND HAVE 10 MINUTES FOR THE..MALL??
    September 9 01:35 PM
  • Mookid Lol i've actually gotten betta' with that thing HOLY ****ING s*** THOUGH IT WAS SO AMAZING HEARING IT AT...THE FOOTBALL GAME??
    September 9 12:41 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT BUT BABY I'VE ALREADY TRIED TO COCKNET MY ETHERNET DICK CABLE TO THE LAPTOP BUT WAH WAH WAH WHYYYY WON'T IT WORK ****ING HORSE UHHUUUUOOOO COCKS DAMNIT IT HASN'T EVEN SHIPPED YET WAH WAH WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT STEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEM???????????????????????????????????/
    September 9 12:33 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT WAH I SHOULD HAVE DICK KNOWN DAMNIT YOU'RE RIGHT SNAH DAMNIT AND IS THIS ROUTA' GOING TO LAND IN MY ASSHOLE MAILBOX ALREADA SO I CAN SETUP A DANG OL' HOTSPOT FOR MY LAPTOP SO I CAN ACTUALLY CONNECT INSTEAD OF USIN' MY NEIGHBORS WIFI TO VIEW... CLIPHUNTA?? DAMNIT THEY BETTA NOT SEE IT
    September 9 12:29 PM
  • Mookid DMNIT HELLO IS YOUR POT BELLEH' EVEN HERE ON FARTNIK TODAY?? AND DAMNIT MAKE SURE YOU BRING YOUR SEXY LAPTOP TOMORROW WZAHAAHZOHOLAFLROANAARH
    September 9 12:21 PM
  • KhagulioHogglesniffa DAMNIT DO YOU SEE ME?? DAMNIT THAT IS MY LONELY CHIEEECKEN NUGGET AND MYSELF IN THE STUDENT LOUGNE WITHOUT YOUR ASSCRACK TO COMFORT ME WHILE I EAT MCDONALD'S CHIEEEECKEN NUGGETS ALL BY MYSELF WHILE I PLACE NUGGETS ON MY BELLY BUTTON WAH THIS ISN'T FAIR AND ****ING s*** IF YOU EXPECT ME TO CHUG DOWN THIS VANILLA SHAKE WITHOUT SPREADIN' SOME ON MY TITS THEN I WILL s*** ALL OVER YOUR HEAD AND THEN CALL IT A... CHOCOLATE SHAKE??
    September 9 09:02 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT WOULD YOU KNOCK IT THE DICK **** UP ABOUT BELLYBUTTONS DAMNIT THAT ONE IN YOUR PROFILE PICTA' IS ABOUT THE SIZE OF THAT SEXY POT BELLY IN MY PROFILE PICTA' WITH WALLACE THE WATERMELON ****E' DAMNIT I HOPE YOU'RE HERE DICK TOMORROW IN THE SNAH LOUNGE
    September 8 08:56 PM
  • Mookid EEEEEEEEE DMANIT WAH I'M SO GLAD WE ARE HTE s*** s*** s*** s*** TWINS DAMNIT ARE WE PHIL AND ....LIL?/
    September 8 08:16 PM
  • Mookid UHOOOOOOOO DAMNIT YES YES HOLY ****ING s*** IT WAS SO EXPENSIVE AND DAMNIT I'M SO ****ING GLAD I WENT BECAUSE I AM GOING THERE EACH AND EVERY DICK WEEK FROM NOW ON AND MY ASSCRACK DIDN'T FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THESE OTHA' KIIIIDS DAMNIT WE DIDN'T EVEN SEE JAEEEEKE
    September 5 11:03 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT YOU'RE RIGHT I'M DICK SORRY I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FART BUDDY LIKE THIS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTER HERE WITH ME WAH NOW THAT I'VE PERFECTED IT TIME TO GET REVENGE ON s*** FARTY TEACHERS AT HVHS LIKE ...MRS DAAVIS???? DAMNIT YEAH YEAH MY SWEET REVENGE.. WILL BE YOURS
    September 5 05:42 PM
  • itchybuttwhore ooo im following these convos between you guys **** dudeeee are you 2 hanging out at happys already or what?!!?!? guess im gonna have to wait for tomorrows episode to find out
    September 5 12:22 PM
  • Mookid AND DAMNIT WHO IS THAT IN THAT SEXY PROFILE PICTURE IS IT YOU AND YOUR....GIRLFRIEND AT TEH BECH..no DAMNIT JUST COME TO THE FARTBALL GAME TONIGHT ZHOAHZOEOELZOPHOIZIOAHIGHYIHODIOZLHIAARAH
    September 5 11:46 AM
  • Mookid BUT BABY WHY NOT WAH DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE THE MARKETING CREW THERE DAMNIT HOLY ****ING s*** WE NEED TO TALK TO MRS DAAVIS AND FIGA' OUT WHEN TO GO BUFFALO FART WINGS AGAIN
    September 5 10:16 AM
  • Mookid Well iiight, I guess it'll just be Timmy, Drew and I. But yeah ok i'll be by in a couple houas'
    September 5 10:15 AM
  • Mookid Ugh well i'm going to bojomgels i'm huuuuuuuuungry as FART TAK LITTA'
    September 5 08:55 AM
  • Mookid Yeah, I mean everyone else is going surprisingly (idk about eric though, but nic will for sure be there, and drew and timmy are going so i guess why not), and yeah eheheheh sounds goooouuuud. I'll see your SHIIIIIT **** THEN WAH I WANT TO BUY OMRE CD'S EEEHEE CAN'T WATE
    September 5 08:17 AM
  • Mookid Oh wow, lol, Timmy and Drew and FARTass all want to go to the football game tomorrow...s*** idk wanna go? I guess I"ll go if you're up for it. HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT WHY DON'T WE FART IN ERIC'S CAR AGAIN AND I CAN s*** ON HIS TAILPIPE
    September 4 09:58 PM
  • itchybuttwhore Kiss me
    September 4 08:54 PM
  • Mookid iiiight sweet. What time? And who's driving? I guess I'll drive, probably be easia' since my car is finally functional
    September 4 08:29 PM
  • Mookid And yeahhh I got paid but I really have to make a lot of this last (99% for food ....aka subway -__-) along with other minor things I might want. But yeah lolol eheheh we could def go tomorrow, but yeah i'm not bringing much cash. I really want to get some CD's again
    September 4 04:25 PM
  • Mookid EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DAMNIT NO NO NOT THE IYOTOLAORLZIO THE INFLUX ****ER OF SYSTEM OF A COCK REFERENCES DAMNIT BABY ALL I WANT TO DO TOMORROW IS SOMETHING THAT RHYME'S WITH CRAPPY'S YEAH YEAH WEEE EEEHHH I'M A PRETTY COWBOY
    September 4 04:22 PM
  • Mookid EEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMNIT WHAT IN THE DAZJEELIO DON DOOLIO GLASSES WATE MY THUMBED' DICK FACE MADE FROM FARTING AND DOWNLOADING MORE LEXI BELLE CLIPHUNTA VIDS TOMORROW WITH NO ....CLASSSES MADE FROM NO ENGLISH ASS HAIIIIIIRS??? DAMNIT YES YES BABY I SAY WE HIT UP VALLEY VIEW MALL BECAUSE RIGHT NOW MY DICK IS EXPLODDING FROM EXCITEMENT OF PLAYING TEAM FARTRESS 2 ALL NIGHT EEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
    September 4 02:44 PM
  • Mookid AND YOU LISTEN HERE DAMNIT, NEXT SEMESTA' YOUR ASSHOLE IS QUORN HITCHERRO'ING YOUR s***EULE TO FIT INSIDE BUFFALO s*** WINGS AND THEN WE WILL BE ABLE TO DRAW SMILEY FACES ON OUR ASSCHEECKS MADE FROM GHOST PEPPA' SAUCE DAMNIT SUBs*** BETTA' NOT REPLACE BWW
    September 4 12:51 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT DOES THSI MEAN YOUR SMELLY CHEST HAIIIRS WILL NEVER SEE ME AT THE STUDENT FARTOUNGE AGAIN??? AND WHAT THE ****, HOUSE s***TING YOUR BROTHER?? DAMNIT DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** ON YOUR BROTHA' AND THEN WE CAN GO TO HAPPY'S??????
    September 4 12:49 PM
  • Mookid but yeahhh did you puke for peta' or suuuuumthing? DAMNIT I'M JUST... SITTING IN THE STUDENT FART LOUNGE ON SPOTIFARTO WAIIITING...FOR YOUR ...DICKSLIT UH DICKLIST
    September 4 11:55 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SUFFER ANOTHER NON-DICK YORNLIO SUBWAY MOVEMENT WITHOUT YOUR DICKSLIT AGAIN THEN I WILL MARCH DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND PULL YOUR ASSCRACK OUT OF DICK BED AND I WILL PUT YOUR ASS TO MY ASS AND YOU WILL BE MY PORTABLE BACKPACK SO WE CAN BE TOGETHA' FOR THE REST OF OUR LIFES AT VIRGINIA FARTSTERN HAHHAHAHA
    September 4 11:55 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT DID YOUR s***TY ASSHOLE FORGET TO COME TO THE STUDENT FAP ROOM WHERE WE COULD GET SUBWAY FOR THE 500000000TH TIME IN A ROW ADN s*** OUT MORE CHIPOTLE SAUCE FOR MY ROAST BEEF DEPRIVED ASSCRCK
    September 4 10:55 AM
  • itchybuttwhore daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad?
    September 4 08:44 AM
  • Mookid And yeah sure lololol yeah we can go. Dude wanna do it tomorrow? Even though I don't have a class I still have some shiiiiiit for classes to get duuun. Or we could do it Saturday and I could do my shiiiiiiit tomorrow
    September 4 08:38 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT IF YOUR ASSCRACK IS EVEN THERE DAMNIT YOU BETTA' RESERVE A DICK SEAT FOR THE COUCHES TODAY OR ELSE MY ASSCRACK HAIIIRS WILL PROBABLY FLY OFF MY ASS AND GO AND SIT SOMEWHERE MORE CUUUUUUUUUUMFY BECAUSE THOSE CHAIRS FEEL LIKE MY ASS IS GRINDIN' AGAINST A CHEESE GRADA'
    September 4 08:27 AM
  • itchybuttwhore yeah what willis said college is so much betta' than HS it's not even fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny hihihhihihiih i bet you stick your penis inside things on a daily basis eheheh alright alright
    September 3 05:01 PM
  • Mookid ****ing GOD I love muuundays wednesdays and fridays ****ing s*** FARTS ZARAH. God dude college is so much betta' than HS it's not even fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny. But yeah llololol DAMNIT I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO MARCH YOUR SMELLY NIPPLE DOWN TO HAPPY'S THIS WEEKEND HOLY FUCING s*** ARE YOU HERE
    September 3 08:54 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT I'M SORRY IF OUR ASSCRACKS COULDN'T MEET UP EARLIER PLEASE FORGIVE HIM WAH but yeahh just teeext me when you're almost at BWW and then i'll meet you there. gotta make a few pit stops beforehand ugugugu
    September 2 11:27 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT I'M SITTIN' HERE RIGHT NOW IN ANDERs***ON HALL AND WHHHY IS THE AC BROKEN DAMNIT MY HAIRS OF THE ANAL ARE STICKIN' TOGETHA' AND MY TITS ARE GETTIN' SATURATED WITH SWEATY NIPPLE HAIIIR JUICE WAH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME DRINK THIS MOUNTAIN DEW BEFORE IT BECOMES WARM WAH
    September 2 09:11 AM
  • Mookid EEEE DAMNIT I JUST HOPE TOMORROW OUR BELLY BUTTONS CAN FINALLY UNITE TOGETHA' AS .....ONE?? AND s*** ON THE BATHROOM TILES AT HAPPY'S TOMORROW WHILE WE GO INTO GRAHM'S AND FIND MORE SEXY CHRISTMAS COCKILATIONS AND GET DICK GEARED UP FOR THE HOLIDAYS WHILE I FART ON HAM GLAZE AND s*** ON THIS COMPUTER MADE FROM MADE FROM MADE FROM MY FART-O BELLY BUUUUTON HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEHEHERS
    August 30 03:19 PM
  • Mookid ROO FEXT???? TREXCLOOSE??? DAMNIT IF YOU START INSULTING THE DICK AND PUSSY AND FART LIST THEN I WILL s*** ON THIS LAMP ****ER AND WIPE CREAM CHEESE ON THIS SOCK AND PUT IT AROUND MY POT BELLEH AND STRETCH IT OUT THEN STRANGLE s*** DICK BECAUSE HIS FAT ALIEN COCK IS PISSING ME OFF BY SPAMMING s*** s*** s*** MADE FROM BLONDE ANAL HAIR **** FART FONZI
    August 29 07:28 PM
  • Mookid And shiit dude wow they are like 5 new games in my steam library for some reason (think they're having free deals loololo sweet)
    August 29 04:34 PM
  • Mookid And EEEEEE DAMNIT HOLY ****ING s*** WOULD YOU STOP WITH THIS INFLUX OF NASTY POT BUBBA BELLIES WAH DAMNIT I DON'T NEED TO SEE THIS DAMNIT I CAN'T EVEN GET A CLOSE UP OF HIS BELLY BUTTON HAIIIIRS LIKE MY PROFILE PICTURE DAMNIT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT BULL ****ERY
    August 29 03:32 PM
  • Mookid llol yeah the ruuuuugh draft is due like in two weeks, but i actually do wanna start on it cuz i actually DO wanna write it lolol but yeah. dude do you really want to go to happys 'though? I mean I can't do it tomorrow, but i can def do it suuuunday if you're asscrack is uuuup for it
    August 29 03:32 PM
  • Mookid BUT BABY WAH DON'T YOU LIKE BEING AWAKEN TO THE SIGHT OF BEANS IN MY ASSCRACK DAMNIT AND welp we're FINALLY moved in now eehehheheh, ****ing thank JESUS now I can HEELAX and s*** ON MY NARRATIVE DICK ESSAY ABOUT SPREADING SAND ON MY BACK
    August 29 02:09 PM
  • Mookid ****ing ugh btw eric says hi -___------_-_____-
    August 29 09:59 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT CAN'T ENGLISH HURRY THE DICK **** UP SO I CAN GET BACK TO SCRUBBIN' THIS CAN OF BEANS ON MY FEET SO LATER TODAY I CAN s*** ON SOMEONE'S ASSCRACK INSTEAD OF JUST WIPING MY s*** s*** s*** OFF MY ASS AND THROWING IT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL UNDER ERIC'S DICK WAH
    August 29 09:58 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT WHHHYY COULD'NT YOU HAVE GOTTEN ENGLISH WITH MEEHEHEHE DAMNIT I'M STUCK WITH FART s***COCK ALL PERIOD AND HE IS DRIVING ME CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY DAMNIT I'M ****ING SICK OF HEARING HIS SMELLY ALIEN HEEEEAD COCK NEAR ME WAH I WANT TO FART ON SOMETHING RIIIIGHT NOW BUT CAN'T WVCARHA
    August 29 09:30 AM
  • Mookid HOLY ****ING FART EATA'S NAMED FARRY WAH ME???? DAMNIT WHAT THE ROOT BEER DICK FLORLIO FRON FETYOOLIUS ZOPMITEY MADE FROM DICK ROOT BEER AND s*** SOIL I s*** OUT OF A SOIL DICK MANATEE DICK FROM FARTING ON A STOVE AND SETTING THE HOUSE ON FIRE ME???? DAMNIT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SEXY POT BELLIES DAMNIT
    August 28 06:38 PM
  • itchybuttwhore NOW YOUUUU LISTEN HERE BOIII JUST BECAUSE YOUR SEXYYY HAIRYY s*** CRUSTED ASS IS IN GAYLLEGE NOW IT DONT MEAN YOULL BE BOSSING ME AROUND ANYMORE GODDAMMIT ****KK IMMMM A BIGGGGG BOIIII NOWWWW AM I SUPPPOSE TO DO BIG BOI s*** LIKE PUTIN MY PEE PEE IN THINGS WEEELLPPP MY DICK IS NOT INSIDE THINGS WOAAHHAH
    August 28 06:16 PM
  • Mookid But yeah ugh this class is confusing as s***, especially the software we're using. God damn I hope i'll get better with it, because this coding stuff isn't so easy so far WAH DAMNIT WHHHYY CNA'T ANYTHING BE EASY HOLY ****ING s*** WHERE IS MY SEXY ....s*** EATING DEGREE????
    August 28 04:28 PM
  • Mookid And welp lolo FINALLY got my first grade on this orientation quiz loololol got a 100 HOJLY ****ING s*** DO I HAVE MY DICKGREE YET but wow she had to reset it because apparently you have to stay JUST on that page and I had anohter tab open so it kicked me out ugugugugug
    August 28 04:26 PM
  • Mookid HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT NOW WHAT IS THIS DICK LAZY EYE PICTA' DAMNIT WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO NOT USE SEXY UHHOOOO AND NOW THIS??? DAMNIT IS THIS MUGSHOT SEASON NOW INSTEAD OF CAPS LOCK ****ERY DAMNIT TARAH AHOZHO
    August 28 04:25 PM
  • Mookid ****ing lol "beach boy bobby" DAMNIT IF YOU REMIND ME ONE MORE TIME ABOUT THE SEXY BEACH TRIP THAT OUR ASSCRACKS ALL MISS THEN I WILL SHOVE THIS NOS IUP YOUR ASSHOLE AND FART OUT A DILDO ZOOZLIO DICK MOWING MY ANAL HAIRS WHEN I GET HOME WAH I DONT' WANT TO MOW GRASS WHEN I GET DICK HOME and welp this math is easy, but damn I wish we'd learn this stuff in class. today we spent 50 minutes checking HW -___-
    August 28 12:37 PM
  • Mookid ****ing lol quarters at the vending machines HOLY ****ING s*** WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PIT DICK STOP TO KROGERS AND CASH THEM IN OUR ASSCRACKS AND BE RICH FOR CD'S WAH lolol but nic
    August 28 09:26 AM
  • Mookid Ugh well yeahh idk about you but my math professor really isn't all too good at teaching. I"ve been having to learn most of this on my own, which isn't bad per say, but ****ing thank JESUS the BB notes and reviews are useful, because if they weren't then my dick would be screwd
    August 28 09:25 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT YES YES BABY WE ARE FINALLY GETTING ABLE TO TALK AND FART AGAIN IN CLASS LIKE THE OLD DAYS HOLY ****ING s*** YES YES FIRST POST EVER IN MATH IN MY ASSHOLE CLASS WAH CAN'T THEY PUT A BARRICADE ON THE MUSIC SITES AND BLOCK SPUTs*** SO WE CAN NEVER EVER SEE WHAT SHAWWZIE WILL DO TODAY TO SPICE UP SPUTNIK WITH HIS DICK SOULJA BOY CRAVES WAH BOODY GOT SWAAG AND DAMNIT CHECK YOUR DICK TRAZIOLOZLIOPOLOOIOLGOISU FPHONE
    August 28 09:24 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT DON'T YOU DARE START RUMMAGING UP DICK FART NAMES LIKE LARBEHH AND LARRY AND SHARRY AND CRABBY AND BUBBAH....DAMNIT DON'T GET ME DICK STARTED JUST BE READY FOR TOMORROW WHEN WE SHOE **** BARNEY IN THE STUDENT FART LOUNGE AND s*** s*** s*** OUT MATH EQUATIONS TO POOOOB ON OUR ASSCRACKS
    August 27 10:44 PM
  • Mookid EHEHEHEHEHEHEH HOLY ****ING s*** YEES YES BUT WAH I'M GOING TO HATE THE DICK NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS BECAUSE MY SMELLY ASSYACK HAS TO MOVE WAH ugh but yeah i'm going to ****ing HATE packing/moving my stuff from townhouse to apartment these next couple of days uguugugguugugguguuug god damnit I'll be so happy when we get this s*** s*** s*** SHTI SHTI SHTI done
    August 27 10:37 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT II'M SO ****ING HAPPY JUST LIKE A FART CRAPPER NAMED BARNEY
    August 27 07:43 PM
  • Mookid HOLY ****IGN s*** BABY I'M SORRY DAMNIT YOU'RE RIGHT WAH WHO NEEDS COLLEGE DICK ANYWAY WHEN WE CAN FART ON TEH SAND LIKE OLD TIMES WAH I MISS FREEDOM THAT OUR ASSCRACKS HAD WHEN WE COULD EAT EAT EAT AND THEN SHEEEEIIIIT **** OUT POP TARTS ZARAH WAH C
    August 27 01:22 PM
  • Mookid Lol, I thought you were just joking and you had to s*** s*** s*** s*** s*** s***. DAMNIT I'M SORRY IT BETTA HAPPEN THOUGH ON THURSs*** OR I WILL FART ON THAT MIAMI DICK PICTA
    August 26 08:18 PM
  • Mookid Ok but seriously lol where did you go? Doesn't your class end at 10:45?
    August 26 04:37 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT YOU LIED TO ME DAMNIT WHY AREN'T YOU AT TEH STUDENT DICK LOUNGE LAUH I'M ALL HERE ALONE WITH NO ONE TO s*** IN MY ASSHOLE WITH KLAH HOLY ****ING s*** YEAH DAMNIT BABY YOU ARE HOLDING ALL THESE LIIEEEES I'VE TOLD YOU FEELING LIKE SOMEHOW MY DICK COULDN'T GET YOU TO JOIN ME IN THE FAP STUDENT SUBWAY FART MOVEMENT WAH
    August 26 11:35 AM
  • SeedsofNone Man, I miss the s***posting trio of Mookid/Pest/Ska. It was glorious...
    August 23 04:33 PM
  • itchybutthole oh man has caps lock season started yet?? im excited
    August 22 11:29 AM
  • CaptainDooRight sup
    August 22 10:58 AM
  • Mookid Omfg bill is in our class YAAY HOLY ****ING s*** THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY TO COLLEGE DICK ZORAOIZLIODIO WITH THIS NOS IN MY ASS AND MY ASS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB QUOOOOOB
    August 22 09:42 AM
  • Mookid Lol but yeah i'm in a student centa' with s***dick HOLY ****ING s*** CAN WE TALK ABOUT BUSINESS AND WHAT WE WANT TO DO WITH OUR LIFE LIKE REAL TALK ZOBBEH' DAMNIT IS BOBBEH HERE WITH MY ASSCRACK TO WRITE ENGLISH PARAGRAPHS ON OUR ASSHOLES WITH DICK MOLECULE SAMEULE AND ME LISTENING TO ALICE IN CHAINS IN COLLEGE HOLY ****ING s*** WHERE IS YOUR ZOZLO YARMILDOOI CRAZZYIOLO WITH MY NOS IN MY ASS WITHOUT YOU CAN YOU PLEASE COMFORT MY ASSHOLE IN THIS TIME OF SHIIIIT ****S SHIIIT ****S
    August 22 09:39 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT WHAT THBE DOOBILY TOAYTARTIAIOZLAIOARDSHEEDO DICK IN MY ASS CRACK SMOKIN' A DTURD DICK TARQWOOLIO WITH ME SITTING IN HERE WITH s***DICK NOT ON SPUTNIK MAKING A DICK ALT WITHOUT YOU HOLY ****ING s*** CAN YOU PLEASE JOIN US AND WE CAN s*** ON SPUTNIK LIKE DAAAVIS CLASS HOLY ****ING s*** WHERE ARE YOU AT DAMNIT I'M TIRED AT LOOKING AT s***DICK'S ASSCRACK DAMNIT ARE YOU HERE
    August 22 09:38 AM
  • SkaCali oh no bae i just really liked your pie chart , it was beautiful,symetrical sooo colourful and its content was amaaazing and so insightful , i loooved it cuz it reminded me of you ;))) , also ive been asking some of the smartest people i know whats the best music to listen to on an airplane and id like to know what you think!?!
    August 9 12:25 PM
  • SkaCali damn where did your sexy ratings g0???? im glad youve idm ing ,makes my a lil wet tbh also listen to patha du prince , i cum everytime
    August 8 06:06 PM
  • SkaCali gary┤d? would you like to be butthole┤d ? it will change your life bb
    August 8 03:01 PM
  • Jom Done and done. A deal is a deal.
    July 15 11:46 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** BABY I HAVETN' SEEN YOUR SMELLY EAR ON THIS SEXY SITE FOR LIKE NINE BILLION YEARS DAMNIT STOP HITTIN THAT DANG OL' "LIKE" BUTTON ON YO DANG OL' CLIPHUNTA VIDS AND YOUR SEXY ASS BACK ONTO RYM TO FINISH THAT LIST OF EVERY CD YOU OWN...no
    July 7 05:40 PM
  • SkaCali WHAT IN THE ****??? IM A STRANGER? NIGUH****ER WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? YOU BETTER TAKE IT BACK OR I WILL STUFF TEDDDY THE TALKING POT SMOKER FINGERBANGIN TEDDY BEAR YOUR ASSHOLE AND NIGUH HES HES FULL OF 100% COTTON s*** READY TO FILL YO BLACKHOLE MKAY?
    July 1 08:29 PM
  • SkaCali good to know you lost some weight and started a band, happy for you bae!
    July 1 01:04 AM
  • SkaCali sorry for the nonsense yesterday btw not cool
    June 22 01:24 PM
  • SkaCali oh baby you read my mind now
    June 22 01:23 PM
  • SkaCali http://imgur.com/P4efKin
    June 22 01:22 PM
  • CaptainDooRight That makes sense bro. Just be careful next time. I guess it's a learning experience. From what I've read the best future prevention of stones is to drink plenty of water. Pee should be light yellow to white.
    June 22 01:29 AM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** WHAT IS THIS FAITH NO MORE BAND DAMNIT MORE LIKE FAITH IN MY ASSHOLE AFTER I FAP HOLY s*** I'M SO FAIIIITHFUL HALLEEUEHLUUHAH
    June 21 09:32 PM
  • joomisy PAAAAARRK? DAMNIT DO YOU WAT ME TO PARK IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND CREEP UP ON THE DRIVEWAY WHEN I ****ING s*** IN YOUR DRIVEWAY AND WATE FOR SOMEONE TO PLEASE FETCH ME SOME ASSPHAULT SO I CAN LAY IT DOWN ON MY BELLY BUTTON WITH CONCRETE BONER SETH
    June 21 08:48 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Question, before you knew you had a kidney stone did you drink a lot of water? Or were you mainly a soda drinker?
    June 21 06:37 PM
  • SkaCali dammit STOP PICKING ON MEEEEE ****ING SMELLY FARTFACE GRANNY****ER ****ING NUTACHE DILDO
    June 20 10:06 PM
  • SkaCali WOAH WOAH dude no im not gayeee,not gonna jack you off
    June 20 02:24 PM
  • SkaCali just did, you sound like a solid citizen , I KNOW YOURE A SOLID CITIZEN BABY. It also says your biggest achievement in life is having an impressive 96% approval rate on your reviews , amazing ratio yo
    June 19 08:37 PM
  • SkaCali well alright as long as i can be apart of your band im in , just dont make me do vocals , my mommy wont let me curse, speaking of vocals do you like ambient music? GAWD theres so much i dont know about you
    June 18 11:10 PM
  • SkaCali woah thanks for the vote of confidence, you guys make me feel safe . we should colaborate for the next resktriked and friends project :)))))) ill play fart machine
    June 18 06:10 PM
  • SkaCali that is it , im outta here , this is pathetic WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE??? ****ing s***boxing two smelly over the seas anal hairs , this must end , i shall get a life.i may be back, i may not. you may not know when Im here or when I'm a shadow. when Im a ghost or when you're alone. you may never know again. you may never know...
    June 17 11:32 PM
  • SkaCali oh yeah youre just gonna atack me that? well ****, you you YOUR TEAM SUCKS yeah thats right THEY STINK they lose every game yeah
    June 17 09:08 PM
  • SkaCali wow i dont wanna brag but im gettin really good at s***posting. Proud of myself lets all finger our men pussies to that
    June 17 12:28 AM
  • SkaCali GODDAMIT YOU GOT ME SO AGRAVATATED , **** IM GONNA MASTURBATE MYSELF TO SLEEP . ****
    June 16 11:47 PM
  • SkaCali OHHH HEEEEL NO , LIES LIES BLASPHEMYYYY, NOW THIS IS MY ONLY SEXY ALT MKAY? WHO DA **** YOU THINK I AM???****ING WILLIE OR ****IN WILL COLON? I STAY FAITHFUL TO MY ALTS AND MILK THEIR TITS TILL ITS TIME TO MOVE ONNNN. NOW IM GAY FOR SUBLIME ,DOES THIS MAKE LESS OF A MAN??? WELL MAYBE IT DOES BUT IM ****IN CONFORTABLE IN FEMININE MASCULINITY **** YOU!! **** YOUR ****ING EYEBROW PIERCINGS GAYYYYY **** KELSEY , YEAH WHY DONT YOU GO **** HER TITS OUT AND LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE AND MY GAY SKA PLAY
    June 16 11:46 PM
  • SkaCali FUUUUUCK ACCEPT THE ****ING LAST.FM FRIEND REQUEST WHAT THE **** YOURE JUST GONNA **** ME AND NOT BE FRIENDS AT ALL╗??? I WONT BE YOUR ****TOY s***
    June 16 09:11 PM
  • SkaCali WHAT THE **** IS YOUR ASSHOLE ON ABOUT???? IM NOT MAKING SEXY ALTS, I DID ANALLY ****ED MIA LAST NIGHTT BUT FOR ****S SAKE SHES NOT ME!!! WOULD I HAVE SEX WITH MYSELF?? I DID SUCK MY OWN DICK BEFORE BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY AND ****ING SKACALI4000 WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING ??? IM THE ORIGINAL FAUX KELSEY GET YOUR s***STAINED ASSHOLE OUTTTA HERE
    June 16 09:05 PM
  • joomisy AND HOLY ****ING ASS CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ITCHY ASSCRACK ALONE WAH DAMNIT FETCH ME A BACKSCRATHA SO I CAN GET THIS NASTY ASS CHEST HAIIRS OFF MY BACK THAT YOU GLUED ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN MY CAT FARTED ON MY FOOT
    June 16 07:57 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** CAN I PLEASE JUST LISTEN TO MY AMBIENT IN PEACE AND STICK ARBY'S IN MY ASSCRACK WITHOUT INTERRUPTIONS ZARAH DAMNIT SHOULD I FETCH YOU ANOTHA' DICKSLIT TO HELP CALM YOUR MONTAIN DEW WAH
    June 16 07:52 PM
  • joomisy ZAZXIORRARZILOIO IN MY RANCH DRESSING AS, IS THAT PICTA' DAMNIT GET THAT HELL OFF SPUTNIK SKACALI 4000, DAMNIT THAT IS NOT THE REAL MIA MALKOVA DAMNIT, CAN I PLEASE SMEAR CREAM CHEESE ON YOUR ASS YUM YUM YAGWIP B,
    June 16 06:29 PM
  • joomisy DAMNIT GET THAT DAMN GLASSES WATE MY ANAL HAIRS PICTURE OFF OF SPUTNIK WAH
    June 16 04:13 PM
  • SkaCali IM RIGHT HERE AS ALWAYS BUT HOLY s*** DONT WORRY I HAVE A LIFE AND AM OBVIOUSLY NOT SITTING HERE ALL DAY [-1]
    June 16 03:13 PM
  • SkaCali CANT YOU SEE IM TRYIN TO TAP SOME AMERICAN PUSSAYYYYY? ****ING COCKBLOCKERSS STAWP STAWP **** DO I HAVE TO DEEPTHROATH THIS BLACK SIZED DILDO ALL BY MYSELF WELL **** ME
    June 16 02:03 PM
  • SkaCali lol do you even music?
    June 16 11:42 AM
  • SkaCali Once EmAreBungle listens to more music, your compatibility score will be shown here.
    June 16 11:40 AM
  • joomisy JESUS ****ING CHRIST WHERE IN THE LAZLIJEELIO UP MY PIG ASS FAT ASIAN DICK BUBBAH LOOZLIO ARE YOU TODAY HOLY s*** ARE WE EVEN GOING TO ****ING WIPE CREAM CHEESE ON OUR CD'S ANYMORE AT ALL WAH
    June 16 10:06 AM
  • joomisy DAMNIT WOULD YOU GET YOUR s***TY ASSCRACK OF HTE PORTA POTTY ALREADY AND STOP ****ING TYPING A BUNCH OF s*** OVER SPUUUUTNIK, DAMNIT GET THE HELL OFF OF SPUTNIK AND FETCH ME SOME MUSTARD FOR MY FOOT HOLY s*** DAMNT AND BRING ME SOME ALEXIS TEX ASS AND ****ING TIE THIS BASS STRING TO MY NOSE AND CALL ME OLDFIELD SCISSOR DICK
    June 15 07:53 PM
  • joomisy DAMNIT NOW LOOK WHAT IN THE SEXY FAVORITE BANDS WATE MY FACE DID TO YOUR LAST FM DAMNIT HOLY s*** THE LAST FM PROBABLY DIDN'T LIKE THE AVANT-GARDE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS WAH I'M SO SAD NOW HOLY s*** DONT' WORRY I'LL GET A JOB THERE AND WE CAN ALL FLOAT IN LAST FM BANNING VILLE WAH
    June 15 12:26 PM
  • SkaCali NIGUHHH WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING? I DO NOT TAKE BUSINESS s***BOXES ON SUNDAYS, ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL BE FORCED TO COME DOWN THERE AND SHOVE A CUCUMBER UP YOUR ASSHOLE
    June 15 11:38 AM
  • SkaCali WHAT THE **** IS WRONG YOU????' THATS WHAT WILLIE SAIDD
    June 14 08:04 PM
  • SkaCali well **** ME SIDEWAYS I CANT FIND ANOTHER ONE
    June 14 05:56 PM
  • SkaCali i think you have to have bittorrent installed but all the cool kids have it nowadays right?
    June 14 05:24 PM
  • SkaCali https://kickass.to/mastodon-once-more-round-the-sun-mp3-128kbps-littlefairyrg-tinker-t9214831.html
    June 14 05:23 PM
  • joomisy HOLY s*** I'M SORRY IF MY UNDERPANTS AREN'T s*** STAINED ENOUGH FOR YOU HOLY s*** CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SPRAY MY ASSCRACK WITH LIQUID ASS AND HAVE ALL OF THE MAGGOTS COME CRAWL IN MY ASSHOLE BECAUSE IT WILL SMELL SEXIER THEN WHEN I MOW OVER MY ASSCRACK TOMORROW
    June 14 04:07 PM
  • SkaCali new mastodon leaked btw
    June 14 03:37 PM
  • SkaCali wow so hes posing next to the asscrack for the pic? that is funny , good job
    June 14 03:32 PM
  • SkaCali Are you at fat camp this summer?
    June 14 03:07 PM
  • SkaCali Please tell me you took that picture, that is beatiful
    June 14 03:05 PM
  • joomisy MRS BROWN? HOLY s*** DAMNIT DON'T YOU MOCK MY UNDERWEAR HOLY s***, AND YOU BETTER BE ON LAST FM LATER TONIGHT WAH WAH LISTENING PARTY AND HOLY ****ING DOG PAINTING IN MY ASS WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR SMELLY ASSHOLE ON PLUG DJ LATER TONIGHT SO WE CAN PLAY JEAN LOUIS COSTES TUNES DAMNIT IS ANYONE ELSE IN THE MOOD FOR SOME SEXY FECAL MASTER GRAH
    June 14 03:00 PM
  • joomisy WELL PIERCE MY ASSCRACK AND CALL ME A WALMART EMPLOYEE HOLY s*** IS IT ASSCRACK DAY TODAY?
    June 14 01:56 PM
  • SkaCali GRANDPA YOU WERE MY FIRST LOVER GRANDPA YOU SAID THERE WAS NO OTHER GRANDPA, GRANDPA WOULD OPEN THE DOOR TO SEE LITTLE ITCHY ASLEEP HE WIGGLED HIS FINGER AS HE SUCKED ON MY DICK GRANDPA STOP MOLESTING ME, GRANDPA, STOP MOLESTING ME GRANDPA I ****ED YOU UP THE ASS IN THE OLD FOLKS-HOME GRANDPA, GRANDPA DON?T SIT ON MY FACE I?D RATHER GET NASTY ALONE I BREAK INTO GRANDPA?S ROOM IN THE OLD FOLKS-HOME PULL DOWN HIS PANTS AND HAVE MY WAY
    June 14 12:12 PM
  • joomisy JESUS ****ING CHRIST MALCOLM IN THE s***TER IS ON HOLY s*** YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS THIS MEANS I CAN FINALLY SPREAD SUGAR COOKIES ON MY ASSCRACK AND STUDY HOW WELL I CAN FINALLY FAP WITH SUGAR ON MY ASSCRACK BEFORE I s***
    June 14 10:31 AM
  • SkaCali hey man ,itchy here, as you may know , im friends with ryan now ( he totally made a move on me ,hes just a really sweet guy), i hope this doesnt change things between us, well still be bff?s .maybe we should all listen to our favorite records together! or like prank ryan when hes sleeping ehehehe , i love you guys :) its beddy time now , sweet dreams :)
    June 13 11:39 PM
  • joomisy SAYS THE VAGTRABLIOZORG DICK TRINATRON 40000 THAT ****ING LIKES HIP HOP DAMNIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A............METALHEAD?? JOLY ZUCKING s*** ****ING YOU BETRAYED THE MTEAL COMMUNITY HOLY s*** THIS ISN'T ****NIG FUNNNY ANYMORE DAMNIT WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME.....IN YOUR DICKSLIST FORSAKEN ME... MEEEEAHHHAAHAHEAREO, TRUUUUUUST IN MY DICKSLITED SUICIDE WHEN I ****ING SHOOT MY ASSCRACK AFTER HE STILL WON'T s*** OUT THIS TACO BELL ARAAH
    June 13 08:26 PM
  • joomisy THAT.IS.****ING.RIGHT. DAMNIT YOU BETTER JOIN ME IN THE LAST s*** FM MOMVEMENT OR MY BRIAN ENO CRAVED ASSCRACK WILL HAVE TO SUMMON APLONGO THE AMBIENT ****ER AND GET THAT NASTY ASS DEATH METAL AWAY FROM YOUR NASTY SATANTIC DICKSLIT HOLY s*** s*** TANK IS ON
    June 13 08:19 PM
  • joomisy ME???? HOLY s*** I BET THAT TATTOO SAYS DICKSUCKER CAPE ****ER WHO LIKES TO POSE AS SUPERMAN WHEN IN ALL REALITY HIS BELLY BUTTON WEIGHS MORE THAN MY OWN s*** AFTER I BLEW UP MY OWN BATHROOM AND I HAD TO TAKE A PLUNGA AND CALL IN GARY s*** EATER TO EAT IT OUT BEFORE MY DADDA' O AND HIS FAMILY CAME AND IT SMELLED WORSE IN HERE THEN AFTER THIS CHERRY NOS GOT IN MY KIDNEY WITH CREAM CHEESE AND IT SMELLED LIKE ONION DICK JACKSON WITH HIS DISGUSTING MIKE QUORTHON MANAGING s***TING ON MY BIG MAC AFTER
    June 13 08:13 PM
  • joomisy DAMNIT ARE YOU ****ING MOCKING MY CAFFIENINETD DICKSLIT NOT ROUND UP ON 700 MG AGAIN LIKE TODAY FROM THESE 9 NOS'S HOLY ****ING s*** CAN SOMEONE SEND ME TO THE DICK s*** CD VILLE WHERE I CAN FART ON CD RINGS AND THEN I CAN HEART MY ASSCRACK UNDER A ROCK WHERE A SHIP WILL COME HERE AND PICK ME UP AFTER I HAVE SEX WITH MY CD'S INSTSEAD OF SELLING THEM ****ING **** THAT s*** I NEED TO FAP ON MY CREMA CHEESE MACHINE 40000 HOY ****ING s*** IS THE SCHOOL STORE BACK YET DAMNIT I NEED MORE CREAM CHEES
    June 13 08:08 PM
  • Pestiferous OH MY **** LEAVE MY ****ING CAPE ALONE BEFORE I STICK ALL YOUR BOTTLES OF JIZZ INTO A SHOEBOX AND MAIL IT OFF TO PORTUGAL WHERE A GREASY MAN IN A s*** STAINED SHIRT WITH HALF A CIGAR DANGLING FROM HIS HAIRBROW AND GIVING ALL THE PEOPLE COMIN OUT OF THE PLANE A SILLY SMILE WITH BUT ONE TOOTH WATE HIS MOLAR CAVITY OPENS IT AND DRINKS IT ALL DOWN AND CALLS IT HIS MILK INTAKE FOR THE TAKE HOLY s*** I FORGOT THAT MAN IS VASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    June 13 08:08 PM
  • joomisy HOLY **** SHOE ASS CREAMED DICK EAR BAF GABLIO ZAF FART OZLIO HOLY ****ING s*** DAMNIT, WOULD YOU STOP ****ING CHANGING YO' DANG OL' SPUUUTNK PROFILE PICTURE DAMNTI WHHHHHYY CAN'T YOU JUST STICK TO ONE DAMNIT LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME WAH WAH NOW I CAN'T SAVOR HTE MOMENT OF FAT GUYS WITH GARY s*** EATER BY MY SIDE WITH US SHARING EACH OTHER'S CD COLLECTION DAMNIT DAMNIT WHA I'M SAD NOW
    June 13 07:35 PM
  • SkaCali NOW YOU LISTEN HERE , MUUUUUSIC IS SUBGAYTIVE, JUST LIKE MY ASSHOLE, ILL STICK ANYTHING I WANT INSIDE ITTTTT , DONT JUDGE MMMEEEEE , THE BIGGER THE BETTER EHEHEHEHEEH
    June 13 07:25 PM
  • joomisy BUT BABY MY ASSCRACK IS SOUND ASLEEP PLEASE DON'T WAKE HIM YEAH MY ASSCRACK IS BROKEN PLEASE FIX IT FOR ME DAMNIT MY ****ING s*** HAS SPEWED OUT LONG ENOUGH WAH THIS DAY HAS BEEN TIRESOME BECAUSE I HAVE s*** OUT 4000 GALLONS OF CREAM CHEESE AND TACO BELL SECRET SAUCE FROM THE 5 GORDITA CRUUUUUNCHES I DID NOT JUST BOWEL DOWN
    June 13 04:12 PM
  • joomisy AND WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOUR SMELL BELLY BUTTON DAMNIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH LISTNEING TO METAL HOLY ****ING s*** DOES THIS MEAN YOU WILL NOW BE CROWNED THE KING OF METAL AT VWCC??? JESUS FART CRAP s*** COLYGARTIO ZED MADFARTLIO ON MY RANCH DRESSING SMEARED ON CREAM CHEESE JESUS ****ING CHRIST THIS IS PERFECT DAMNIT DONT' YOU BE TAKIN' A MUSIC THEORY CLASS AT VW HOLY s*** DAMNIT PASS ME THAT SHEET NOTE AND LET ME RECITE YOU BEETOVEN THE 5TH QAH
    June 13 03:58 PM
  • joomisy OH MY ****ING HAIRY TOE HAIRS JESUS CRAP s*** ASS ASS SMELLERS FROM THE BACK PORCH WHERE I s*** ON AND HAVE STRAY RACCOONS COME AND EAT s*** LIKE GARY s*** EATER WOULD BE PROUD OF ME HOLY ****ING ASS WATERMELONS DAMNIT DON'T YOU BE PLAYIN' CHING CHONG JACKIE CHING CHAN WITH ME DAMNIT PUT DOWN THAT NINJA SWORD AND DO SOMETHING MORE PRODUCTIVE AND SLICE YO' ASSCRACK BECAUSE IT NEEDS A WHOOPIN FOR NOT FARTING WITH ME AT THE DESKTOP DRAH
    June 13 02:38 PM
  • SkaCali WHY DA **** ARE YOU LISTENING TO ****ING DEATH METAL AT 8AM???HEHAEE╔ YOU BAD YOU BAD
    June 13 10:32 AM
  • joomisy OK THAT ****ING TEARS IT DAMNIT I AM GOING TO BE A SNAZZY THE SPY ****ER AND COME WATCH YOU EAT TACO BELL THEN WHILE YOU AREN'T LOOKING PUT CREAM CHEESE SAUCE IN YOUR BURRITO AND MAKE IT TASTE s***TIER AND CHEESIER THAN AFTER I FARTED ON MY WORK PANTS AFTER I FORGOT TO STICK THIS TUNA IN MY ASSCRACK WHILE I WAS DOWN BY THE FARMER'S MARKET SELLING ANAL HAIRS TO 90 YEAR OLD SEXY VETS VAH
    June 13 08:59 AM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** IF I DON'T GET MY ****ING MOUNTAIN DEW IN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS THEN I WILL ****ING s*** ON YOUR CREAM CHEESE BAGEL AND TELL TACO BELL TO STOP SERVING YOUR SMELLY ASSCRACK THAT PROBABLY HASN'T BEEN WASHED IN OVER 5 DAYS FROM YOUR SMELLY TACO BELL ****ERY WAH
    June 12 11:18 PM
  • SkaCali well s*** that was all me! weird you say cuz we didnt really CAPPS LOCK ANAL HAIR MUCH
    June 12 10:28 PM
  • SkaCali ok time out time out my last s***box was actually original content did you thought it was copy past? well i guess im doing it right!
    June 12 10:23 PM
  • joomisy HOLY s*** WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST MY PUBIC HAIRS THAT SMELL LIKE MR KRAB'S HORSERADISH SAUCE DAMNIT I'M NOT ****ING LIKING YOUR ATTITUDE OLY s*** SHOULD I FETCH YOU A BUTTA KNIFE SO YOU CAN SMEAR BUTTER ALL OVER YOUR ASSCRACK INSTEAD OF THIS NASTY ASS CREAM CHEESE THAT YOU ARE PLAYING QUATAFAPO OVER WITH TAH
    June 12 10:22 PM
  • Pestiferous DAMMIT IF ANY OF YOU MAKE FUN OUT OF MY THUMB ONE MORE TIME I WILL BE FORCED TO REVEAL THAT MY PICTURE IS FRED DURST AFTER HE TOOK THAT COOKIE AND STUCK IT UP HIS YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUEEEEEAHHHHHHHH HOOHOHOHOHHOO HO BOI
    June 12 10:18 PM
  • SkaCali EERRRRRRRRRRREEEE ITS SUMMMERERR YEEEEE FUNNNNNNN , I HOOK JUMPER CABLES TO MY BIG OL┤ NIPPELS FOR FUN, ONE OF MY BALLLS IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER 2 WEEEELP HELP PESTYYYY
    June 12 09:09 PM
  • Pestiferous OH MY GOOPLES WITH SEXY HAND L;OTION WATE MY NIPPLES TO MAKE EM HARD AND STAND AT ATTENTION FOR HUPHUPHUPHUPHUPHUP;HUPH DAMMIT I SAID RIGHT...TO THE LEFT YAH YAH COME ON ILITARY GERALD LEAD ME AND THE CAFFEINE ARMIES to victory
    June 12 07:48 PM
  • joomisy JESUS TITS IF YOU CONSUME ONE MORE MOUNTAIN DEW THEN KIDNEY BLOOD WILL START SPEWING FROM THE TOP OF YOUR DEEKSLIT AND SOON YOUR ASSHOLE WILL EXPLODE FROM THAT INTAKE DAMNIT COOL IT DOWN YEAH CAN'T SOMEONE BOOOODDDDY HELP MEEEEE
    June 12 07:32 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** WHERE ARE YOU DAMNIT ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LET ME STARE AT THAT DAMN THUMB OR AM I GOING TO HAVE TO s*** IN THAT CAR OF YOURS AND FART ON MY WEND'YS WAH
    June 12 10:40 AM
  • joomisy DAMNIT ME? HOLY ****ING s*** LOOK AT YOUR DAMN FATASS OF A GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE MY DANG OL' THUMB AFTER I RAMMED IT UP A s***DICK'S ASS AFTER HE TOLD ME THAT THIS ****ING HOT AND SOUR SOUP WASN'T READY! ****ING s*** IN MY ALASKA PORCUPINE SPIKY ASSCRACK DAMNIT AND I WANTED THE HOT AND SOUA SOUP FOR MY SPICY ASSHOLE WAH WAH THIS ISN'T FAIR DAMNIT IS IT SOPHOMORE YEAR YET DAMNIT THIS IS PURE s*** I MISS HIGH SCHOOL AMIRITIE LOLOLOL
    June 11 10:12 PM
  • joomisy HOLY s*** WOULD YOU REVIEW SOMETHING ALREADY HOLY s*** DAMNIT THESE KORN REVIEWS AREN'T GOING TO WRITE THEMSELVES TRAH
    June 11 09:38 PM
  • SkaCali WHAAAAAAAT?? shes taken???? i did not know that, whatevsss brah, i bet youre way hotter than him
    June 11 09:25 PM
  • SkaCali eeeeee i wont **** anything that moves cuz my standards are pretty high , but baby i find it offensive that you wont make a move/effort into hitting on her!!!! but aight i better not talk about it again, i dont want to piss you off and ruin our beatiful friendship!!! i juuuust want saturdayyy to come so i can have my ownnnn graDUGAYTION
    June 11 09:12 PM
  • SkaCali NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, if she tells you"yo pesty pull it out" would you say no?? i think not, who wouldnt want to tap that hot piece of ass??? and please stop telling me to go to ****ing USA , i want nothing to do with your ****ed up country
    June 11 03:33 PM
  • SkaCali ****iing her??? Nigga please , im taken.i think she really digs your pesty dick tho
    June 11 11:01 AM
  • SkaCali ITS true we are not longer friends but following the 4F strategy i believe anyone can gain kelsermans friendship like i did , thats fitness, finance, family and fun. always go with the 4F strategy sawn
    June 10 11:53 PM
  • SkaCali even tho me and the real skacali are not friends anymore it would mean a lot to me if you still consider me your best friend in the whole world
    June 10 06:46 PM
  • SkaCali Accurate lp ratings btw
    June 10 05:44 PM
  • SkaCali Isorry i didnt catch the plane to gerald city and missid your wedding with s***dick willis
    June 10 05:18 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****NING s*** WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ON SPUTNIK ALL THESE DAYS DAMNIT ALL I'M SEEING IS A DAMN THUMB WATE MY SPUTNIK PROFILE PICTURE DAMNIT HAH
    June 10 09:13 AM
  • joomisy BUT BABY I'M SORRY IF MY ASSCRACK ISN'T SMELLY TODAY I'VE ONLY HAD BURRITOS AT TACO BELL AND NOW MY PUBIC HAIRS ARE MADE FROM BURRITOS ****ING HORSEs***S WILL A GIRL EVER TALK TO ME KNOWING THAT MY PUBIC HAIIRS SMELL LIKE BURRITO ****ING HORSEs***S
    June 9 06:27 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** I JUST WANT A RED BULL RIGHT NOW HOLY s*** WHERE IS MY ASSHOLE AT TO NURISH MY 400 MG INTAKE OF CAFFEINE JESUS TITS HOLY s***, AND SOMEONE FETCH ME A DAMN HAPPY MEAL WAH, I NEED IT FOR MY FAT INTAKE JESUS TITS CAN SOMEONE APLEASE s*** ON THESE HEADPHONESE
    June 6 01:26 PM
  • SkaCali :( i just wanted to be your friend, im sad it didnt work out between us
    June 5 03:10 PM
  • joomisy JESUS ****ING s***CRAP ON MY LEFT NIPPLE WHY ARE YOU JUST SO SAD AND NOT ****ING WIRED UP ON FACEBOOK DAMNIT. WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW AND ITS SUMMER AND HERE YOU ARE NOT REVIEWING A GOD DAMN MOTHER****ING THING HOLY s*** MY DICK IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE FROM THIS NOS MY ****ING s*** I COULD EASILY TRAP A RABBIT IN MY ASS THIS INSTANT AND HAVE A FURRY RHINO SMELLY MY ASSCRACK AND USE ITS HORN TO THRUST IN MY DICK BAEREIZOERIONALCULE AND THEN CALL ME THORN THE TAEZPLOIKIUOLIOPOLO THE POLO s*** DIAPE
    June 5 02:38 PM
  • SkaCali Im no claudette but I sure will be missing you , I a!probably wont like any of your posts but I hope I can gain your trust sometime soon
    June 5 01:04 PM
  • SkaCali hey man i dont wanna fight anymore , lets start over, well this is me, my name is gerald im 43 wbu?
    June 5 10:22 AM
  • SkaCali https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1011347_3293402991533_534680922_n.jpg
    June 5 10:21 AM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** BLAH I'M ABOUT TO ****ING POUR HOT LAVA CREAM CHEESE ON YOUR ASSCRACK AKA MANGO HABERENO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASSCRACK ON SKYPE THIS INSTANT WAH WAH LET'S SEE HOW RESISTANT YOUR ASSCRACK IS WHEN I POUR MANGO s***ERENERO ZORBVLIO SAUCE AND CALL IT A HOT SWIM BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
    June 5 01:39 AM
  • SkaCali ************************************************************************************************************** you i had enough of your abuse
    June 4 09:55 PM
  • SkaCali do you want to be my over seas anal hair friend?
    June 4 04:58 PM
  • joomisy FOR ****ING ZIT ON MY ASS AFTER I PIERCED IT WITH A NEEDLE AND CALLED IT JAMES KRONK ASS ZIT DAMNIT WHATI IS IT WITH YOU AND PINCHING NIPPLES DAMNIT THIS CALLS FOR VEHRIEHTOEHIRZA TO MAKE HIS RETURN WAH
    June 4 04:48 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** I'M SO PISSED I BLAME YOU GERALD FOR THIS MESS ****ING HORSE SOCKS IN MY ASS AFTER I STUCK A SOCK IN MY DICKSLIT TO GET THIS PINEAPPLE OUT OF IT WHEN SPONGEBOB DECIDED TO s*** IN MY ASSHOLE AFTER MISTER KRABS FIRED HIM AFTER SPONGEBOB GAVE SANDY A BLOWJOB AND IT WAS CAUGHT ON TAPE AHHHHHHH I'M RELESING ANGER AHHHHHHHH BLAHHHH UNLEASH THE FUUUURRRY WAH **** ME SKACALI
    June 4 04:01 PM
  • SkaCali why cant we just be friends? i have no friends :(
    June 4 02:31 PM
  • SkaCali YO BOY I NEED YOUR ASSHOLE FOR THIS BATTLE CUZ WE ARE ON HIGH ALERT FROM UZIBUNGA'S MEN TRYING TO BOMB US FROM THAT ISLAND OVER THERE AND DAMNIT THIS MAYFLOWER IS ABOUT TO SINK AND THAT MEANS THAT YOU'LL NEED TO GET ALL OF YOUR BARRELS OF s*** DAMNIT WE BETTER NOT LOSE IT ALL OR I'LL THROW YOU OVERBOARD AND MAKE THE JERRY SHARKS EAT YOUR ASSHOLE
    June 4 10:27 AM
  • SkaCali YOU ****ing people make me sick GET A LYFE MKAY??????????????
    June 3 08:20 PM
  • joomisy ME? SCREAMING? HOLY ****ING s*** IF YOU THINK I'M NOT SCREAMING AT YOUR DICKLSIT TO ATTRACT THE s***HOLE INFESTED HORDE THAT WILL COME IN YOUR AASSHOLE AND START A RIOT FOR SMELLY ASSHOLES TO PARADE THE GRADUATION WHEN I TOTALLY DO NOT LAUNCH TEXASS IN THE AIR AND MAKE THE AIR QUARANTINED WAH
    June 3 08:03 PM
  • SkaCali y u always screaming?
    June 3 07:28 PM
  • joomisy HOLY ****ING s*** GET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES AWAY FROM MEGET YOUR NASTY PEPPERONI NIPPLES
    June 3 07:15 PM
  • joomisy lol DAMNIT JOM YOU LISTEN HERE YOU BETTER FETCH ME A CAN OF BEANS SO I CAN SOAK MY FEET IN THEM LATER TONIGHT BECAUSE MY FOOT FUNGAS WILL NEED THEM AFTER DEALING WITH s***DICK ON CALL OF DUTY WHEN HIS JAVELIN GOES UP MY ASS AND I ****ING TAKE A M16 AND s*** ON HIS ASSHOLE GUN FRAUNBOLIO OF DICKVUCKERS OF QUERDCAREATYAESTRASTAVILLE
    June 3 06:19 PM
  • joomisy FOR ****S' SAKE BUBBA? DAMNIT DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL IN THAT KID THAT SAID THAT THE BAHTROOM SMELLED SEXIER THAN WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED JIZZ ON MY COUCH AND HAD ZARD ZARD THE ZIG ZAG ****ER COME IN WITH HIS ANT FARM AND HAVE THEM EAT THE COUCH AND THEN HAVE BIRD s*** TAKE A s*** ZOOB ZOOZ TOK ON THE SPEARED ASSCRACKS OF WHEN MY DECIEVED ASSHOLE SAID I SMELLED GOOD BUT I DIDN'T FROM CRABJULE THE COUCHE ****ER WAH
    June 3 06:17 PM
  • joomisy DAMNIT, ARE YOU GOING TO EVER REVIEW THAT DAMN ALBUM I MEAN HOLY s*** JOM UNBANNED THIS ACCOUNT NOT TO JUST TAKE THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HAIRY NIPPLES DAMNIT I WANT TO SEE A REVIEW BY TONIGHT OR I WILL STICK YOUR DICK IN A CHEESE GRADER THAN FARTING WITH BOBBA' POOPED ON AFTER HIS CHEESE SMELLED WORSE THAN MY DICK AFTER I JIZZED ON THE CARPET AND STANLEY STEAMER COULDN'T GET IT OFF WAH
    June 3 06:12 PM
  • joomisy DAMNIT NO WAH WAH I CAN'T HAVE MY FUN? DAMNIT ARE WE THE NIPPLE BUDDIES YET DAMNIT MY NIPPLES ARE HAIRIER THAN YOURS ANYWAY SO CLOSE YOUR DICK BEFORE A TAPEWORM CRALWS UP THERE
    June 3 05:54 PM
  • joomisy DAMNIT WHY IN THE FARTSNIFFER SHROZLY DICK GRANAGO'S OF CAMPBELL'S CHICKEN NOODLE s*** SOUP DAMNIT WHY AREN'T YOUR SEXY MAN TITS SHOWING EVERYTIME I VIEW YOUR PICTURE DAMNIT ALL I'M SEEING IS A BIRD WITH A DICK ARROW GOING THROUGH HIS DICK HEAD DAMNIT WAH WAH THIS ISN'T FAIR DAMNIT DON'T BE SHY DAMNIT SHOW THOSE TITS
    June 3 04:19 PM
  • joomisy *your sexy tits are amazing*
    June 3 04:14 PM
  • SkaCali mongoloid faggo ****brain
    June 3 03:51 PM
  • SkaCali y u mean to me?
    June 3 03:49 PM
  • joomisy UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    June 3 02:08 PM
  • SkaCali ********************* you brah
    June 3 01:53 PM
  • SkaCali Whatever u fat
    June 3 12:12 PM
  • joomisy KornSee You on the Other SideIncomprehensible classic. No arguments, no doubts, no disputes. This may very well be the aoty for 2005
    June 3 11:26 AM
  • joomisy HOLY s*** A FAT GUY? JESUS CRAPPED FARTSNIFFED ASS GURU NAMED ALABAHM YOUR ACCOUNT IS STARTING OFF SEXY
    June 3 11:17 AM
  • SkaCali whos this?
    June 2 09:11 PM
  • ThroneOfAgony ****ing god lolol hard to belileve i have like 3,500 comments ****ing god
    June 2 12:01 PM
  • ThroneOfAgony HELLO BABY WE USED TO USE THIS ACCOUNT LAUN LAUN AGO HOLY s*** IS IT JUNIOR YEAR YET
    June 2 11:53 AM

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