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Last Active 09-17-15 9:26 am
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  • Metro0092 UHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT OF s*** COURSE FOR FART'S SAKES DUNT TELL ME YOU'VE.............ADDED OUR MUSIC HERE NOWWW?
    February 26 05:08 PM
  • Metro0092 EEHEH ****ING SERIOUSLY DAMNIT HELLO BABY SPUTs*** REVIVVAL 49045454954540509485.0??`
    February 14 09:04 PM
  • Metro0092 ****ING BLAH TIME FOR...MARKETING?
    January 20 12:00 PM
  • Metro0092 Lol the frog stomp page WAH WAH PLEASE DONT BE MAD AT ME JOM
    January 13 11:58 AM
  • Metro0092 DAMNIT DOES ANYONE ON THIS SITE... KNOW WHAT MY s*** SMELLS LIKE??
    January 12 07:02 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT BABY DO YOU EVEN USE THIS s*** SITE ANY LONGA' OR ARE WE BACK ONTO s***BOOK WAH I HAAAAATE THAT SITE NOWWW NOOOOOOO
    January 11 08:30 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT FINALLY s***NICK IS BACK ON BLAHHHHHHHHHHHD AMNIT BABY ARE YOU s*** READY FOR s***STERN 1.5 TOMORRA'?? DAMNIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    January 10 06:58 PM
  • CicatrizESP http://imgur.com/Qa8cpaj
    January 9 09:04 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol imgur god damn dude UHHHO yeah hold on a DICK MOLECULE second
    January 9 09:02 PM
  • CicatrizESP BOAHHHHOOO OF COURSE DAMMNIT HOPEFULLY. and lol **** have you even made it yet? DAMNIT WAH PLESAE GET EEHEHGNLISH 242 WITH ME NAD WE CAN LEARN ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COCKLUMBUSE'S VOYAGE TO THE ANALA HAIR DICK INDIAN TRIBE
    January 9 08:54 PM
  • CicatrizESP shiiiit alright. DAMNIT WHYYYYYYY NAUUUUT. **** dude what is your schedule even? DAMNIT HOLY ****ING s*** DID YOU GET.... 2ND LUNCH OR 3RD LUNCH OR 1ST LUNCH WAH WAH WAH POOPY??
    January 9 08:42 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT HOWWW ABOUT SEXY PORN VIDEOS WHERE MY DICK IS HANGING OUT FROM MY PANTS WHEN I'M DOING A POSE WAH BLAH CAN SEXY PORNSTAR GEULD BE THERE TO HIRE ME ON THE SPOT FOR MY LONG DONG SILVA
    January 9 08:33 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ing lol you really think that dude? jesus s*** lololol nah dude all you have to wear are loose fitting clothes and an undershirt or w/e (aka what i normally wear anyway lolol) but yeah lol just wear sweat pants and a t shirt or something. yoga pants are for girls bro THAT I WILL TOTALLY NOT GO VORN SWITCHEROO HOME AFTERWARDS AND VIGOROUSLY FAP TO OBVIOUSLY WAH
    January 9 08:31 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol you're just now signing up for it? DAMNIT ZOBBY WHYYYY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG DAMNIT ALL OF THE DICK SPOTS MIGHT BE FILLED WITH s*** EATAS' WAH WAH
    January 9 08:26 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol they all probably won't care tbh, i'm not flexible that much either at all but w/e.
    January 9 08:25 PM
  • CicatrizESP s*** i still gotta get my book ****S ugggugugu s***
    January 9 08:18 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol aiiight. DAMNIT PLEASE TAKE IT WITH ME AND WE CAN CLAP OUR OBVIOUSLY FLEXIBLE ASSCRACKS ACROSS YOGA GERALD'S ASSHOLE
    January 9 08:18 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol yeah not ideally for me at all but ugh w/e apparently it helps with concentration and relaxation or something. plus i gotta have one of those
    January 9 08:15 PM
  • CicatrizESP UHHH lol yeah i gotta a few ideas but my fl studio is ****ed the hell up so i'll probably have to reinstall it gugugugug. and yeah it's with evelyn urchert (idk something like that) from 9:00 am to 9:50 muuundays and wednesdays
    January 9 08:14 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol PLEASE make them lol DAMNIT I'M ****ING WAITING FOR THEM EHRERHEREHR DAMNIT I'M JUST s***TING HERE WAIIIIITING FOR MY .... FL STUDIO TO WORK AGAIN? BLAHHHHHHHHH WHY DO MY SPEAKERS SOUND LIKE MY ASSHOLE WAH WAH DAMNIT I'M GUESSING IT'S NOT FROM HIGH ASS PITCH SAVANNAH VOICES AT THE 10 NOD ON THE DIALOGUE BOX??
    January 9 08:07 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol DAMNIT BUT I HOPE THE CHARLIE THE CAKE ****E WILL BE OKAY DAMNIT I HOPE THAT OBVIOUSLY HAPPENS TO MY CAR AND WATCH s*** GARRY AND s***DICK BOTH ARRIVE AT THE BEACH ASSPROXIMENTELY 40000000 HOURS AHEAD OF US AND THEN WE CAN... GO TO VALLEY VIEW MALL AND CALL IT A BEACH TRIP INSTEAD??
    January 9 08:04 PM
  • CicatrizESP it was with his parents too, which was awkward as s*** tbh lol. seriously need to go this year though, no excuses from drew berry s*** garry. **** well lol why are we so directed towards drew? lol it could just be you me s***dick and dean or something if it cuuuuuuuums to it
    January 9 07:59 PM
  • CicatrizESP Yeah, lol was for like 2 days though so it was barely anything. nowadays he honestly kinda pisses me the s*** off, idk. and yeah, we really need to. ****ing ugh though, there's no way in s******* hell that either one of us can bring our cars. DAMNIT CAN WE... WALK 3000 MILES TO THE NEAREST BEACH **** LOCATION??
    January 9 07:56 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah. hopefully this suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumer we can go to....... THE BEACH?? Lol ****ing Drew mentioned it, but knowing him it's probably going to be bulls*** like last year. gotta make this summer count.
    January 9 07:48 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeahh for me at least, i'm going to def be at university for more than 2 years. my degree requires an ass ton of credits. ugh oh well, probably be out in 3 years
    January 9 07:33 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah, lol. how many classes you taking this s***mester?
    January 9 07:31 PM
  • CicatrizESP **** man, if so then lol looks like i'll be the only one leaving. P sure I think at least, dunno about anyone else atm really
    January 9 07:07 PM
  • CicatrizESP So you won't graduate until the fall then right? If that's wuuuuuuuuuut you're saying. yeah i'm going to do them too, probably in a couple weeks
    January 9 07:04 PM
  • CicatrizESP **** lol if you told me then s*** man I don't even remember, was probably... FAPPING ?? when you told me but ugh **** alright. Try and get into ODU though, that's hte college i'll probably end up going to. Lol **** tbh though, really don't know what college at this point. just any college really
    January 9 07:02 PM
  • CicatrizESP but in all seriousness fuuuck really? I thought you had everything damn did you just miss suuuuuuumething or something?
    January 9 06:56 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IN TIGHT HAIRY ASSHOLE ?? DAMNIT WAH WAH I THOUGHT WE HAD A DICK PLAN TO GO TO ODU TOGETHA' WAH WAH.
    January 9 06:56 PM
  • CicatrizESP lololol yeah that's generally what i work. ugh class will suck dick but w/e it's our last semester so **** it
    January 9 06:47 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT DOES YOUR SEXY ASSCRACK EVEN DICKSIST ANYMORE AND ON s***DAY WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND SMEAR OUR s*** ON THE WALLS OF SUBWAY BLAH GLAH ZAH
    January 9 06:08 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah lol literally didn't use those things once except for a mountain dew occasionally BUT NOT.. CINNABUNS? and lol made another track DAMNIT WAH THIS TIME IT HAS MORE.. MUSIC IN IT? noo https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/track/damnit-my-asshole-is-not-photogenic-wah-blah
    January 7 07:26 PM
  • CicatrizESP JESUS s*** ASS OF COURSE BUT SMANNIT WHAT ABOUT.... .MONEY FOR VENDING MACHINES ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL WAH WAH DAMNIT .... MEET ME BY THEM ON THE FIRST DASY??
    January 7 06:58 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah lol i rarely eat out nowadays tbh, kinda don't like it as much as i used to. lol still like s***jomgles SCRAMMIT TONIGHT YOU BETTA' BE AT.... s*** WINGS?
    January 7 01:13 PM
  • CicatrizESP EEHEH OF COURSE WAH I'M STAYING HOME EATING.. HOME COOKED MEALS?? WAH SO GOOD OBVIOULSY WAH I HAVE TO s***ERK IN A FEW WAH WAH LIFE SUCKS
    January 7 12:52 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT I'M NOT A FAGEET https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/track/damnit-im-not-a-fageeeeeeeet
    January 7 11:06 AM
  • CicatrizESP god damn that high ass s*** s*** s*** voice and EEEEHHHUUUU ****ING JESUS lol "aaaaam i going crazy" DAMNIT TIME TO NOT START MAKING... KORN PARODY SONGS?
    January 7 10:31 AM
  • CicatrizESP ****ing lol sweet and sour **** god damn DAMNIT THIS SONG TOTALLY ISN'T RACIST ABOUT... SAND NIGGERS?? DAMNIT I HOPE MY FUTURE IS JUST LIKE THIS WAH I WANT TO s*** ON VENETIAN SNARES WITH GALYEN AROUND AND ASSEL F?
    January 7 10:30 AM
  • CicatrizESP jesus s*** what the **** is going on ? lol i can't listen to anything off of s***camp DAMNIT DUNT TELL ME I'M.. BANNED FROM THE BANDCAMP **** MANSION DAMNIT DID... JOM FIND MY s*** AND BAN ME?
    January 7 09:56 AM
  • ughghg damnit dude i think bandcamp is ****ing... DOWN ? ****ing can't listen to it it right now or evend ownload it gugguu DAMNIT I WILL SOON THOUGH BABY WAH I MIS YOUR SEXY TRACKS
    January 7 09:44 AM
  • CicatrizESP AND DAMNIT FRIENDS?? DAMNIT WAH WHAT IN THE s*** PUKE **** HOOLE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WAH EVERYONE ON THIS SITE LOVES US SO ****ING MUCH WAH WAH WAH W WHAH WAHWHA DAMNIT JOM PLEASE STICK A CUCUMBER IN MY ASSHOLE AND CALL ME A... VEGETARIAN ??
    January 7 01:13 AM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT WHY IN THE s*** OINK PISS STAINS NAAAAAMED ELLIS WOULD YOU WANT TO DICK FART GO BACK ON FAPBOOK WHEN ALL I SEE IS SEXY GEORGE ROLAND ALLEN POST SEXY PICTURES OF HIS SEXY NIPPLE HAIIIRS DAMNIT WAH I DO NOT GIVE A DICK FART TIT s*** ABOUT HIS COMPETITION WITH DALTON'S CHST HAIRS WAH AT LEAST ON THIS SITE WE CAN.. s*** IN PEACE?
    January 7 01:05 AM
  • CicatrizESP lol DAMNIT WAH I CUN'T BELIEVE WE ARE BACK ON SPUTNIK DAMNIT .. SPUTNIK REVIVAL 2016 EHEREHRO DAMNIT WILL THIS BE OUR LIFE IN OUR s*** DORMS?? ****ING HOPE SO EHREOROH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH
    January 6 09:07 PM
  • CicatrizESP SAMMIT SAME TOO OBVIOUSLY WAH I HATE SMOKING NOWW IT'S BAD FOR YOUR LUNGS AND ASSHOLE BUT LUCKILY MY LUNGS ARE MAAAAAADE OUT OF GOLDEN s*** LOGS EEHEHEHH DAMNIT AND WHERE IS MY 30000TH REHAB AT
    January 6 09:06 PM
  • CicatrizESP oh yeah lol forgot you had s***erk DAMNIT WAH PLZ SAVE ME SOME AND BRING SOME ON THE.... DEEEEHEHEHEHE CEHEHEHEHE TRIP??
    January 6 08:17 PM
  • CicatrizESP damn actually no lololol **** i've only been listening to s***palm death lol DAMNIT WHERE IS THAT TRACK OF YOURS WAH BRAH
    January 6 07:45 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT SINCE WE'RE .....BACK INTO MUSIC NOW SHOULD WE... TURNs***TABLE???
    January 6 04:01 PM
  • CicatrizESP UHHHHH ****ING YES YES WAH I LIKE PARTYING IN MY ASSHOLE DAMNIT EHEEHEEEEHE. ugh well i'm kinda tired BUT SNH I MUST COCKTINUE THIS 30000 HOUA' GAMING MARAs***THON
    January 6 03:58 PM
  • CicatrizESP HOL ****ING s*** BABY WAH I'M SORRY BUT I NO LONGA LIKE ELECDICKTRONICA ANYMORE NOOO WHYYYY DAMNIT BUT I LOOOOOVE METAL IN MY ASSHOLE DAMNIT WAH I'M THE KING OF s*** EATING METAL DAMNIT WILL I BE THE KING OF METAL AT... ODU?? WHERE I CAN STICK JELLYFISHES IN BETWEEN MY ASSCHEECKS AND CALL IT.. JELLYFISHING ?
    January 6 02:26 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT DEIVANT LISTEN TO IT WAH https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/track/trance-more-like-i-s***-my-pants
    January 6 01:00 PM
  • CicatrizESP you smoke? DAMNIT IF SO WE NEEEHEHEHED TO DO IT TOGETHER IN THE ... DORMROOMS AND THEN CATCH OUR ASSHOLES ON FIRE? AND DAMNIT WAH I MADE A ... TRANCE IN MY ASS SONG??
    January 6 12:59 PM
  • CicatrizESP lmao yeah dude i don't even know, had a cigar and it def. ****ed with my head lolol. yeah i'm done for a while, finally got my s***ooks at the bookstore and a game at s***stop
    January 6 12:28 PM
  • CicatrizESP holy hell dude lol just had a cigar and my imagination went up the ****ing ceiling lol idk how i even made this trakc but here's another, also i added more onto the album loll https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/track/foot-in-my-ass
    January 6 11:04 AM
  • CicatrizESP aight here's the real version lol made lke 4 different versions of this song llolol https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/track/there-is-s***-missing-from-my-asshole-whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gonna take a break for a while and then do mor
    January 6 08:49 AM
  • CicatrizESP yeah the financial aid s*** sucks ass, i'm using my mom's salary so i'm able to get the full benefits lmao SHE'S SO ****ING RICH and jesus s*** lol ****ing golden track DAMNIT DUNT TELL I'M ..MAKING ONE ABOUT GETTING OUR ASSHOLE STUCK IN THE ... TREEEHEEHEHEHEEHHOUUUUUSE?
    January 6 07:56 AM
  • CicatrizESP and ****ing lol dude, i uploaded the wrong tracks to that 'cactus ****" one, along with the missing s*** from my asshole lol. they're on my computer at my dad's house. i'll upload them tomorrow lol
    January 5 09:35 PM
  • CicatrizESP but yeah lol can't say i DICKSagree with the whole talking to people bulls***, ,lol I'VE MADE SO MANY s*** FRIENDS HOLY lol nah it'll be much different in university when we're around them like... EVERYDAY -____ ****ING CAN'T WAIT WAH I HOPE MY ROOMMATE LIKES OPENLY FAPPING TO ... GRANNIE PICS ??
    January 5 09:00 PM
  • CicatrizESP and yeah lol, DAMNIT SHOULD WE... ASK THE ONLY WORKER THAT WORKS AT THAT PLACE??? DAMNIT WAH WAH I KNOW SHE'D LOVE OUR s*** WHY MUSIC
    January 5 08:58 PM
  • CicatrizESP god damn dude exact opposite for me, college is ****ing awesome as s*** man, i love it. yeah i've had some horses*** classes but overall it's been amazing. can't wait for university dude, don't know about you but i'm so ****ing pumped to get my DICKgree and start living. high school was ****ing dogs*** for the most part, at least for me lol. and yeah dude, same lol i dont' think i have hte mental patience to make 4-8 minute epics at the moment lololol but i will for sure though lololol
    January 5 08:57 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol i added some of the old avant tarde s*** in with this album lol idk, i'll add new stuff tomorrow https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/album/there-is-no-s***-in-my-asshole
    January 5 08:52 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT BUT WAH OUR OLD s*** FROM JUNIOR WAS ... HOWW WE GOT FAMOUS??
    January 5 08:23 PM
  • CicatrizESP ugh yeah ****ing seriously, that's why i'm only downloading the s*** i legit liked and thought was fun to make. gonna probably say peace to that old eraser chair, too many gay ass memories ASS ASScioated with gay ass high school. the s*** we make nowadays is golden anyway lol
    January 5 08:22 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol holy ****ing horses*** queef anus, completely forgot i made that barf "you've got the guts brown box" album or some bulls*** lol, literally two songs i actually enjoyed making from that ****ery lol only putting those on there
    January 5 08:16 PM
  • CicatrizESP and ****ing thank **** dude i got access back to my old eraser chair account lol just going to download the good s*** that i like the most and put it on that next album on my other page lol, too much s*** anyway SO IT CAN BE A... GREATEST s***S ALBUM??
    January 5 08:10 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ing awesome eheheh can't wait lol yeah dude it's about time for ****'s sakes that we get back into s*** WHY groove i mean when i made that s***ty ass comma track i was exploding with euphoria like the good ole days. gonna work on mine too ehehhe at my dad's for the next few days so first thing tomorrow i'm going to start working on it DAMNIT IT WILL HAVE.... s*** OPERAS WHY?
    January 5 08:09 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT THERE YOU ****ING SOGGY DICK WIPE FART WAH I WANT MY XBOX WAH WAH AHWWWWWWWWWYY DOES s***OOL HAVE OT START ON MONDAY POOPY DAMNIT TIME TO GET READY FOR .... SENIOR YEAR AT VIRGINIA s***STERN??
    January 5 08:01 PM
  • CicatrizESP AND GAH s*** GAH s*** I OBVIOULSY SO WANT s***MAS BACK WAH I LOVED WORKING EVERYDAY 13 HOUR s***IFTS HABLAAAAAAAAHHH ****ING WAH IF YOU MENTION SHIPPING HAM GLAZE TO YOUR ASSHOLE ONE MORE TIME THEN I WILL PLANT A s*** BOMB IN YOUR JEHEEHEP AND MAKE IT EXPLODE s*** OIL GOZLY GAG ASS??
    January 5 07:46 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT THAT BROWN DOT IS SO ****ING SEXY ****ING EEHEHEHEH SHE OBVIOUSLY s*** HERSELF BY LOOKING AT WHATEVER FARTMOUTH IS OVER THERE DAMNIT DID... ERIC PHOTOGRAPH THIS ON HIS PHONE???
    January 5 07:44 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT SHOULD I COLLECT PEOPLES s*** AND USE IT FOR MY RESEARCH PROJECT ON PUBLIC s***TING WAH I HAATE YOU HONEY GAYZE HAM BUT SNAH CAN I PLEASE **** MY BRAZILIAN CO WORKER BLAH CRAH SNAH FARHEAOTJRJAHFKTKAH LAAH
    January 5 05:18 PM
  • CicatrizESP OH MY ****ING GLOB **** s*** DIAPER OINKY DIAPER MIKE QUORTHON ARE YOU RAMBLING ON ABOUT NOW WAH IM STIL AT s***ERK CLEANING PEOPLES SEXY s*** UNDER THE TOILET MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE FROM JOHNNY s*** BALLS DONKEY HR BROUGHT IN TO THE STORE AND s*** EVERYWHERE WAH WVEN ON THE CUSTOMERS THAT I OBVIOISLY CARE ANLUT SOCMUCH
    January 5 05:12 PM
  • CicatrizESP AND AS FOR THAT SPEECH DAMNIT WAH I HOPE I WON'T HAVE TO DO ONES ON HOW IT'S IMPOLITE TO SNIFF OTHER PEOPLE'S ASSHOLES WHEN THEY'RE TAKING A s*** WAH CAN I DO THAT TO THE TEACHA' DAMNIT I HOPE SHE HAS.. THICK ANAL HAIRS??
    January 5 01:07 PM
  • CicatrizESP WAH BLAH s*** I HAVE TO GO FARTERK IN A LITTLE BIT DAMNIT WHEEEN WILL THIS EEEEEND DAMNIT I JUST WANT TO STOP THE SPREADING OF HONEY MUSTARD ON MY TITS JUST FOR ONE WEEK OR MAYBE DECADE WAH BLAH TARAHA BLAHHOOERORA MOREAHOAA SHAH BAH
    January 5 01:06 PM
  • CicatrizESP JESUS s*** QUEEFS DAMNIT DUNT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT MY FARTS ARE NO LONGA' IN MY ASSHOLE ANYMORE SINCE I ... UNLEASHED THEM ALL ONTO DREW'S FACE HAIIRS WAH SNAH DAMNIT AND IF YOU WANT YOUR CHERRY SO BADLEH 'YOU BETTA' PICK IT OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AND CALL IT... A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE?
    January 5 10:23 AM
  • CicatrizESP AND NAUUB DAMNIT WHERE IS THAT TRACK YOU PROMISED ME WAH WAH WAH DAMNIT HAS YOUR DADDA' O EVEN HEARD OUR SEXY TRACKS YET
    January 5 07:51 AM
  • CicatrizESP HOLY HAIRY TITS WITH DICK BREADSTICKS COMING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE AND CALLING THEM.... THE ITALIAN FEAST? DAMNIT I HAVEN'T HAD DICK SLEEP IN OVER 24 HOUAS' AND MY EYE HAIIRS ARE REDDER THAN DREW'S ASSHOLE AFTER HE STUCK STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM IN HIS ASSHOLE AND CALLED HIMSELF VEIURKFINJUNAH ICE CREAM ****ER THE STAN MAN **** MAN DIDDLY FART ETA' DAMNIT WAH IF YOU'D EXCUSE ME I HAVE RAINBOW s*** TO PLAY FOR THE NEXT 3000 HOURS WITH SO MUCH FUKING SLEEP HEORHEREOROE
    January 5 07:48 AM
  • CicatrizESP BUT SKLAUBY WHAT IF .... MR. FUNDAs***SKI FINDS YOUR SEXY FACEBOOK PICTURES AND PORN PICTAS' AND .... THROWS THEM AWWAAAAY AND WE BOTH GET EXPELLED FOR DISRUPTING CLASS BY ME GIVING A DEMONSTRATIVE SPEECH ON ...HOW TO s***???
    January 4 09:22 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ING DAMNIT I OBVIOUSLIY MADE A WONDERFUL TRAKC ABOUT COMMAS IN MY ASSHOLE DAMNIT MAKE A TRACK ABOUT... GETTING LOST INSIDE OF ERIC'S ASSHOLE? lol nevermind **** i think we made a track like that a while ago
    January 4 09:21 PM
  • CicatrizESP AND GROZLY ****ING s*** WHERE IS THAT TRACK YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE MISTA' WAH DAMNIT
    January 4 09:10 PM
  • CicatrizESP AND BLAHHH DAMNIT HOW DO YOU EVEN ASSPLY FOR COLLEGE WAH I DUNT EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT ****ING BLAH DAMNMIT DUNT TELL ME I'LL ... MISS THE ASSPLICATION DATE AND I'LL... HAVE TO FINGER MY ASSHOLE FOR ANOTHER SEMESTER IN SEXY ROANOKE WATE MY GUTTERBALL DICK FART FAP?? SEXY AS s*** ****S DAMNIT WAH WHAT COLLEGE WILL ACCEPT ME WITH MY SEXY ...1.3 GPA ??
    January 4 09:09 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ING BLAH HARABHGLAROAHN FRAHSNAH DAMNIT ME?? DAMNIT I DO NOT WANT TO SEEEHEEHEHE LEXI BELLE'S NASTY ASS JIZZ WATED FACE ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN WAH AT LEAST YOU CAN'T SEE THE STILZ JAINS DAMNIT IS THAT... MRS DAAVIS IN THE PICTURE???
    January 4 09:07 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ING SERIOUSLY HOLY s*** DAMNIT WAH WHYYYY DOES s***TER BREAK HAVE TO END NEXT WEEK DAMNIT TIME TO GET ... READY FOR GRADUATION NOWWW??
    January 4 08:35 PM
  • CicatrizESP FROG DAMNIT I HAVE THE SEXIEST PROFILE PICTURE DAMNIT DOES JOM GET OFF TO THIS?? ****ING BLAH GRASNFAH
    January 4 02:42 PM
  • CicatrizESP HAMMIT NOWWW IF YOU'D EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GET READY FOR s***ERK THAT I'M SO ****ING THRILLED AND TOTALLY WANT TO SPREAD HAM GLAZE AROUND MY ASSHOLE AND CALL MYSELF ... PIGGY?
    January 4 02:35 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT WOUDL YOU CALM YOUR HAIRY TITS DOWN FOR ONE s***ASECOND WAH I MADE A SEXY TRACK THAT BY THIS POINT I DIDN'T JUST PULL OUT OF MY ASS DAMNIT WAH I'M TOTALLY NOT.... PULLING RANDOM WORDS OUT OF A DICK DICK TIONARY NOWWW AND USING THAT TO THINK OF TRACK IDEAS?? DAMNIT ... ALL OUT OF IDEAS FOREVER?? https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/track/s***ty-commas
    January 4 02:34 PM
  • CicatrizESP HOLY ****ING ZIT WOULD YOU KRAHHH WITH SAMANTHA'S SAGGY ASS DAMNIT WAH SHE WASN'T EVEN HOT BUT HOLY ****ING s*** MRS. MCBRIDES CAN OF BACON GREASE SHE SOAKED HER FEET IN EVERYDAY GAOOOOD DAMNIT I STILL HAVE JIZZ FROM ..8TH GRADE??
    January 3 07:53 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT JUST GAYATE UNTIL COLLEGE WHERE WE WILL BE ABLE TO **** THE HAIRIEST OF ALL SEXY BITCHES DAMNIT WAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR US TO OBVIOUSLY GET LAID EVERYDAY WAH DAMNIT APPARENTLY IT'S EASY
    January 3 07:51 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT WHY IS MY FL STUDIO ****ING UP NOWW WAH DAMNIT DOES THIS MEAN THAT WE.. HAVE TO START MAKING SERIOUS MUSIC NOW BECAUSE WE ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GOING TO NEED COLLEGE FOR OUR FUTURE AS.. THE s***BORN POET ROCKERS?
    January 3 07:42 PM
  • CicatrizESP AND ****ING LBAH SEXIEST PICTURE EVER HOLY **** IF YOU WANT TO GET LAID SO BADLEH' THEN WHY DON'T WE APPLY AS ...PORNSTARS?
    January 3 07:20 PM
  • CicatrizESP PROFESSIONAL? AT WHAT???? EATING s*** FROM DREW'S ASS? DAMNIT ****ING GLAH WHY DONT' YOU LET ME PIERCE YOUR ASSHOLE AND CALL IT A ... RIMJOB?? DAMNIT AND BLAUUUUUUUUUB DAMNIT WAH IT'S JUST FOR THIS TIME BABY WAH PLEASE MAKE MORE TRACKS FOR OUR MANHOOD WAH WILL WE EVEN BE ABLE TO DO THIS IN COLLEGE OR WILL WE HAVE TO... TALK TO PEOPLE?
    January 3 07:19 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ing lol i literally cannot think of ANYTHING anymore track wise lol DAMNIT DUNT TELL ME WE'VE RAN OUT OF IDEAS FOREVER AND HAVE TO START MAKING.... REAL MUSIC?
    January 3 07:09 PM
  • CicatrizESP and aiigiht yeah i may go lol idk, i'd get a hoop earring though for sure and lolol i thought you already pierced your ears?
    January 3 06:43 PM
  • CicatrizESP lolol ordering a napalm death t lol don't know why i never had one DAMNIT WAH SHOULD WE.. GO AND SEE A CONCERT THIS SUMMER??
    January 3 06:36 PM
  • CicatrizESP AND DAMNIT WHEN IN THE BARF QUEEF TIE DICK ANUS ARE YOU GETTING YOUR EAR HAIIRS PIERCED WAH I MAY WANT TO JOIN YOU
    January 3 04:53 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah lol back at my mom's for a while it's ok though mom's house is for music, dad's for video games lol. yeah i'm going to review that album in a bit lol also making some more shiiit DAMNIT STAY TUNED BECAUSE I'M MAKING AN .. ALBUM THAT TOTALLY WON'T TAKE ME 3 SECONDS TO MAKE
    January 3 04:53 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah dude lol not for me, it's ok thoiugh i'm trying to make that check last for a while. and lol going to review that FARThound gang album later, currently playing plague inc evolved
    January 3 01:59 PM
  • CicatrizESP UHHHHH EHEHH OF COURSE lol yeah same for right now i'm just going off of stuff that i'm digging right now, and the (sorta) start of the A's lol i'll be here for a while.
    January 3 12:40 AM
  • CicatrizESP ugh yeah i really need to sleep more lolololol **** oh well i'll just do that in the week or something.
    January 3 12:08 AM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT NOWWWW IF YOU'D TREBLONGZORFLEXFLONGSCUSE ME I WANT TO... RE-RATE ALL MY MUSIC COLLECDTION????? lolol but yeah i actually really want to rate all of a sudden now for suum reason
    January 2 11:46 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT MY ASSHOLE KNOWS WHO THAT IS WAH I JUST ADDED HER IN HOPES OF ****ING HER THAT NIGHT OF COURSE DRAH DAMNIT IS IT ............ JULIA GREERS SISTER????
    January 2 11:42 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ing lol you got a request from her too? HOLY TIT BALL SYRUP ****S SHE IS OBVIOUSL NOT SOME FAKE ACCOUNT AND CLEARLY WANTS TO KNOW THE COLOR OF OUR ASSHOLE HAIR DAMNIT LETS JUST... GROUP CHAT HER??
    January 2 11:40 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT **** YOU BLBHLBOBBHOBHH **** YOU BLBOBHBHO YOU STOLE MY .... GIRLFRIEND?? DAMNIT WAH I'VE OHOHOONLY FAPPED TO THAT PICTURE 40 BILLION TIMES SINCE I SAW IT DAMNIT DUNT TELL ME YOU'RE ONTO... CAILIN AUSTIN ???????
    January 2 10:56 PM
  • CicatrizESP OH MY GAUUD YES YES WE'VE ASSCOMPLISHED SO MUCH SINCE GRADUATION LIKE.... GETTING OUT MORE?? WAH BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT SPEND 24/7 IN MY BEDROOM WITH 4000 MONSTER CANS SURROUNDING MY BELLY BUTTON HAIRS AND 20 INCH THICK JIZZ STAINS WATEING THE CARPET ALL AROUND ME GAUUD DAMNIT SEXIEST LIFE EVER WHO NEEDS A s***FRIEND ANYWAY ZAHOHLAH
    January 2 09:33 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT SNAH IS IT.. TIME TO GRADUATE FROM DICKSUCKING COLLEGE ALREADY HOLY ****ING s*** CAN WE... MAKE A COLLEGE GRADUATION POSTER ?????
    January 2 08:49 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ING SERIOUSLY DAMNIT THERE'S JUST SO MUCH s*** TO DO IN ROANOKE AS IS HOLY TITS DAMNIT I LOVE THIS CITY OBVIOUSLY AND WILL BE DEEPLY SADDENED WHEN WE LEAVE TO COLLEGE
    January 2 07:52 PM
  • CicatrizESP HOLY ****ING s*** MY NEXT CHECK WAS... 13 DOLLARS JESUS ****ING s*** IN MY ASSHOLE FINALLY I CAN.. BUY A NEW CAR WITH THAT??
    January 2 05:31 PM
  • CicatrizESP ugh ****ing god dude, my dad is saying that even lynchburg isn't a good idea for this car, wtf?? ugh christ, and i don't think your jeep is any better lol DAMNIT WAH OUR CARS ARE SO RELIABLE OBVIOUSLY HOLY ****ING s***
    January 2 04:02 PM
  • CicatrizESP and **** man i forgot how much i love napalm death jesus tits their new album is a ****ing drainer holy ****
    January 2 12:53 AM
  • CicatrizESP ugh god damnit just lost all ****ing track of what i was going to do with it lol, i'll think of it sometime
    January 1 09:52 PM
  • CicatrizESP and lol gonna make that track now, might take me a while though
    January 1 09:50 PM
  • CicatrizESP lllol yeah ****ING AMAZING TOOK ME FOREVER TO MAKE IT lol yeah we can do suuuuunday but ugugug i'm going to need a GPS dude DAMNIT WAH PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE ONE OR WILL WE GET...LOST??
    January 1 09:49 PM
  • CicatrizESP alright lolol and ugh ****, i gotta go somewhere tomorrow but hopefully in the afternoon. **** can we do it sunday if now tomorrow?
    January 1 06:51 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol got the next track uploaded lolol you've already heard the first track (I think lol **** i don't even know) but yeah lolo gonna be an album too ehheheh https://eggshell1.bandcamp.com/album/there-is-no-s***-in-my-asshole
    January 1 06:32 PM
  • CicatrizESP holy **** i have a golden idea jesus ****ing s*** lol don't know if i'll get it done tonight but i'm gonna work it BUT DAMNIT CAN MY COMPTUER JUST .... CRASH AND I LOSE IT ALL???
    January 1 06:24 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol ****ing nice dude DAMNIT CAN WE COME TOGETHER AND NOT MAKE 495945745 MORE TRACKS ABOUT LOSING OUR VIRGINITY THIS YEAR WHICH WILL OBVIOSULY HAPPEN and lol making another one (sort of while playing rainbow s***). lol also got my eraser chair page back so i'm not using willis s*** fit
    January 1 06:14 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ing lol dude it takes me to a.... BLANK PAGE?? because of the cuss word bleeped out lol i'll try to find your page again **** it's been a whil
    January 1 05:14 PM
  • CicatrizESP lolo yeah same here that's what i've been doing just using spoti****S and lolol alrgith listening now
    January 1 05:13 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol nice yeah i'll make another one later. llolol we're going to see a movie at like 7 but i'll be back on after that to make more lol
    January 1 03:31 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol DAMNIT WAH WHAT ABOUT MY SEXY 13 DOLLA PAYCHECK THAT I'LL PROBABLY GET NEXT WEEK HOLY ****ING s*** DO I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO... RETIRE??
    January 1 03:04 PM
  • CicatrizESP OR SHOULD WE MAKE A..... RAP ALBUM???
    January 1 02:26 PM
  • CicatrizESP DAMNIT FRAH HAVE YOU DICK MADE IT YET lol yeah for once in the past like week i actually got more than 5 hours so i'im good for the next like week now lol
    January 1 10:27 AM
  • CicatrizESP EHEHEHEH DAMNIT YES **** how about saturday? i could def do that. and yeah lol i barely sleep anymore nowadays, i guess no reason really
    December 31 11:58 PM
  • CicatrizESP alright lol yeah i'll be up all night like usual, no work tomorrow so i'm up until 6 probably.
    December 31 11:51 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol yeah same, im probably so sleep deprived that i'm not even tired.
    December 31 11:41 PM
  • CicatrizESP ****ING BEAUTIFUL IT TOOK ME AN ENTIRE ....25 SECONDS TO MAKE THAT TRACK???
    December 31 11:40 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol but yeah just keeping it simple for right now, don't have the mental time to make a long ass track, however rest assured they will be coming ehehe new page and album lllllol and song https://willisdickfit1.bandcamp.com/album/willis-dick-fit
    December 31 11:39 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol finished the track, kinda doing an old school one lol it's only about 45 seconds like the good ole' original ones ehroerrho
    December 31 11:33 PM
  • CicatrizESP oh nevermind eheheh already got it just need to make the page
    December 31 11:16 PM
  • CicatrizESP yeah lol same **** i still need to make that bandcamp page and download fl studio ugugug gonna do that now
    December 31 11:16 PM
  • CicatrizESP UHHHH ****ING YES DAMNIT SHOULD WE.... RE-RATE ALL OF OUR MUSIC??
    December 31 11:11 PM
  • CicatrizESP lol yeah dude i made this a little while ago to rate all my metal shiiiit and ugugu review isn't coming along so well lol ****ing hard as **** to review for some reason. not much to talk about at all DAMNIT SHOULD I JUST MAKE A .... TROLL LIST ON THE SEXY ALBUM ART
    December 31 11:09 PM
  • CicatrizESP HOLY ****ING s*** FIRST s***BOX POST OF ...2016? DAMNIT IS THIS THE YEAR THAT KIRBY WILL OBVIOUSLY GET HIS LICENSE AND ........DRIVE US TO THE BEACH???
    December 31 10:51 PM
  • itchybutthole LMAO I was just listening their new disco song ahah its so good tbh i wanna have gay butt sex to it, im back to listening to good music again KANYE WEST that trve s*** yo i love him tbh also s*** in my mouth please im thirsty af
    March 4 03:42 PM
  • itchybutthole Man we should defo catch up sometime realtalk, im just so happy rn and i was wondering if u feel the same way as i do! Like tbh when we used to chat i was so depressed lmao u helped my out a lot believe me or not
    March 3 07:27 PM
  • itchybutthole Idk i just like miss u or sumthin its like damn been so long ya know
    March 3 07:09 PM
  • itchybutthole what up dawg
    March 2 04:24 PM
  • daddyitchy yall VIRGINians done with sputdick or what
    January 30 09:57 PM
  • Itchy2014 have you seen will lately? dude just vanished all of a sudden, he hasn't been on facebook in over a week so tbh i'm starting to worry if he died from stuffing s*** in his asshole tbh. weird af, i wish he'd cum back
    January 21 11:18 AM
  • ItchyPenis sorry but i have reported you for NSFW profile pic, enjoy your last moments of freedom
    January 9 02:02 PM
  • Penis what songs/album would u recommend listening?
    January 6 06:52 PM
  • ItchyEatAcid THATS WHAT I SAID
    December 23 07:54 AM
  • Slozio LMFAO why dus SkaCali keep bringing up the topic of daddy dick???? eeeehhm, tbh that's kind of weird LOL eehehehehe shuld i pierce my ballsac or not? pls answer this question
    December 19 11:05 PM
  • Slozio WHAT????? YOU ****ING LISTEN HERE YOU ARE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE GET ANOTHER s*** INFESTED BUFFALO WILD WINGS TRIP IN WAH SNAH TASFAH ZASFAH DAMNIT WHAT TIME DOES THE .....BUS EVEN LEAVE THEN???? ****ING s*** I BETTA' BRING MY LAPTOP SO I CAN FINGER MY ASSHOLE IN THE SEXIEST SMELLING BATHROOM EVER AND THEN FART ON THE USED SECTION OF FYE AND THEN WALK OUT WITH 4000000000000000000000000000000 CD'S ZOOOB
    December 19 10:35 PM
  • Slozio DAMNIT WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TAKE AUUUUHH s*** ALL OVER A NEW USER'S SHOUTBOX LIKE THIS WAH ARE YOU GOING TO s*** IN MY ASSHOLE SOMETIME TOMORROW OR MUUUUNDAY BEFORE YOUR GAY ASS GAYNE TRIP WAH WHAT DAY ARE YOU EVEN LEAVING
    December 19 10:29 PM
  • ItchyEatAcid would you mail me a double ended dildo this christmas for me and my dog? i feel like its not working out in the bedroom for us and i wanna spice things up ;)
    December 18 08:47 PM
  • ItchyEatAcid new account #newlifenewbeginnings #ripskacali #sames***relatedshouts
    December 18 06:29 PM
  • SkaCali why does ryan keep messaging me? its getting a little creppy tbh i think hes obsessed with my penis size and he wants to know my dick sucking technic lmao i keep telling him 2 hands no teeth and you should be fine. pls handle this , thanks in advance. ps: s*** ON MY ASS
    December 16 05:03 PM
  • SkaCali always hold the door open for a lady. not because she is a lady but because you are a gentleman.[2]
    December 15 09:33 PM
  • SkaCali haaha bro tbh earlier i was eating' a hot dog and tbh all i thought of was my last gf blowin' me so tbh i just came so hard on the hot dog thinking of it LOL **** man this is bad
    December 15 09:57 AM
  • SkaCali Some african american women just asked me for directions and I was like yo ya know my boi will aka pesty?? They didnt know who u were tbh
    December 9 09:32 AM
  • SkaCali i know you want to destroy my butthole since the first time you saw my contemplative sunglassed face and baby you can have it all buffet style ;)
    December 6 05:29 PM
  • SkaCali oh shiiiiiiiiiit i thought our beautilful friends*** was over but tbh deep down i knew you wanted some more of this daddy dick ;) it does make me a little sad the fact that youd rather make fart jokes than share your feelings with me eheheha oh baby just s*** on my ass already lemme feel that delicious crusty s*** all over my butttttt gonna spread that s*** all over and call it a virginia made chocolate cake hummmmmmmm yes my favorite ive heard wonders about virginias home made bakery LMAO
    December 1 06:14 PM
  • SkaCali Hey hows it going yo
    November 25 10:30 AM
  • itchybutthole you see ive dated women before and theyre too much work, too many problems too many complaints, you cannot satisfy them, guys are totally opposite!you can ****ing fool around with a guy and he'll be very happy even if you do it wrong, they dont give a s***, you can orgasm so much better , with a woman its like " oh wtf i dont even wanna do this it ****ing stinks down here"
    November 18 07:35 AM
  • SkaCali im not sure if youre aware of my odor fetish but i was wondering how do you and mookido smell like and who smells better, pls respond
    November 17 09:53 AM
  • SkaCali i feel like since i started gaining weight this summer my penis has been decreasing in since ,weird af,thoughts?
    November 13 08:06 AM
  • Mookid and yooo if you can try to get ENG 112 with William Behela' on MWF 12-12:50 so we can FART TOGETHER FINALLY AND .....POS EACH OTHER'S ESSAYS??
    November 12 10:17 AM
  • Mookid Lol wow Eric is pissed because I'm sellin' my ps4 LMFAO WHAT A **** DAMNIT DUN'T YOU KNOW GAMES ARE FOR ****S THAT EAT s*** OUT OF DREW'S BALD ASSHOLE WHEHEHEHEHEHE DAMNIT I CAN'T WAIT TO FINALLY BUY MOUNTAIN DEWS AND CD'S AGAIN AND PLANT MY DICK DOWN INTO SEXY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 GARDEN MAAADE FROM MY STEW FART HAIIIRS
    November 12 09:37 AM
  • SkaCali Eams tbh I wonder if shes still a virgin
    November 11 08:58 PM
  • SkaCali Do you miss skacali1991?
    November 11 08:49 PM
  • Mookid UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMNIT NO NO NO NOT THAT DICK PICTURE AGAIN GAUUUD ****ING DAMNIT IS THIS SENIA' YEAR IN OUR TENDA' ASSHOLES AGAIN WAAITING TO EXPLODE FROM ME SKIPPIN' SDV BUT NOOO I CAN'T **** I JUST WANT THIS LEFT 4 DEAD 2 INSTALLATION TO FINISH SO I CAN PLAY IT FOR THE NEXT 400000 HOURS
    November 11 04:11 PM
  • SkaCali The only cool thing about being an adult is that you get to smoke weed in your living room
    November 10 12:34 AM
  • SkaCali tonight i feel empty inside therefore i have nothing to say but im just gonna say that A conscious being creates the world around him, it is either hell or a simulation based on its perspective I'LL change my perspective. SO THAT I CAN TRANSCEND easily and softly. you still my brotha , the stamp of brotherhood is here eternally, bye tomorrow
    November 8 10:54 PM
  • SkaCali , im not sure if im selling myself short but this chick is into me, my brah told me so i know for sure ,and tbh she might be a lil overwheight but she mad cute and way over my leaguei do hate overwheight pussy tho, its not a pretty pussy
    November 7 11:52 PM
  • SkaCali youre right dude even tho it hurts i have to let her go , i just wish she wasnt that perfect ,i mean really where am i gonna find someone as good as her life just isnt the same without her but i have no one to blame but me i ****ed it up maan.and even tho i like to think everythings ok now i feel like im damaged inside forever im just not the same person anymore and people around me can tell. i gotta get my s*** together and find true love somewhere else but god i miss her so much
    November 7 11:46 PM
  • SkaCali hot chicks and butts and boobs but i really dont enjoy materializing women, i just want somebody to love , someone who appreciates me for who i am someone who i feel like giving myself to.
    November 7 12:36 AM
  • SkaCali I still remember the 1st time i listened to "its album time", i was studying macroeconomics and i got a text from my baby whish surprised me(she knows i dont like to be bothered when im working) she said that i meant a lot to her and i made her very happy, it felt so good to hear those words ,it put a smile on my face just like this silly disco album was putting me on a good mood , that was the last time i truly felt like i was a happy person, god i miss her so much. me and my friends talk about
    November 7 12:32 AM
  • SkaCali you might go "SMEARED CHEESE ALL OVER YOUR BUTT YOURE A FAG" on me but i think deep down we all can relate to this, unfortunaly im still not able the use the word "feellin/feel" but i guess when it comes to trying to put your self out there and expressing whats going on inside you ,its baby steps.
    November 6 12:18 AM
  • SkaCali wearing nothing but your underwear and you get mad cuz you dont like youre a ****ing asshole cuz deep down shes just showing that she cares about you and she wants to do exciting things with you and honestly if theres still love and affection ,thats all that matters cuz we both know that those "i really like you , youre the best guy ive ever met i really think were on this for the long run" theyre just ****ing bulls*** and they go away when you least expect to if you stop caring.
    November 6 12:13 AM
  • SkaCali want them to be weird and get them into weird things but ive come to realize that it doesnt have to be this way, maybe I should be the one changing and accepting people for who they are,who knows if the woman of your life is into shopping hard(i hate shopping) and yet shell fit just fine into your life, i always push people away from me because of this this isnt me tho , i dont want to be this way anymore , cuz honestly if your gf wants to go out to a fancy place but youd rather be at home
    November 6 12:09 AM
  • SkaCali when is 5am and theres nobody online with a non english name, for some reason i always find confort in your shoutbox ,this is a place where i can type down whatever i want to and i wont be judge , cuz tbh sometimes i get in trouble with what i say in my daily interation with people, and yeah ive lost friends ive lost family members and ive definitely lost a bunch of nice girls because of that , i always expect people to put up with my s*** and unfortunaly i want them to be like me , i always
    November 6 12:03 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT WHY WOULD YOU DIG THE PUBIC HAIIRS FROM MY EYEBALLS WHEN MY DICK IS ALREADY 40000 FEET LONG FROM THIS POTION I ORDERED FROM PORNHUB THAT WILL MAKE MY COCK GO BOAHHHHHHOOOO FOR PEE VESS QUACHE QUACHE DICK BLONDE FAT CHICKS HEEERRRE AT VWCC WAH CAN MY FART NOZZYLIO ITE CLASS BE EVER BEFORE I HAVE TO s*** ON THIS BLACK CUSHION BOBBHE'D HAIIIIRS
    November 5 02:43 PM
  • Mookid UHHH EE-YED LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOU WERE LISTENING TO FART DIIIIIG BURRRY MY ANAL HAIIIRS NOOOOOOO NOOO DAMNIT MUUUUUUDVAYNE YEAH YEAH SUCH A BRUTAL BAND
    November 5 07:08 AM
  • SkaCali business during exam" season. eheh i feel like typing random stuff down before sleep makes feel pretty sleepy ehehe anyway have a good night or wine
    November 4 11:42 PM
  • SkaCali the fact that you think id get high on a tuesday during mid term season makes me a little sad because i thought you knew me better than this by now tbh, i mean **** the last time i got high was last friday, i got high on a boat , it was honestly one of the best experiences of my life huumm soo good we were jammin that crazy trance s*** on the deck , it was smokey af down there, i think i held 2 joints at once at some point , but yeah it was halloween so i made an exception to the "no funny
    November 4 11:40 PM
  • SkaCali damn your english is almost perfect but youre not there yet tbh ,i meant that i need zzzzz recs from you ya know , that chill s*** aight? i need to relax bit cuz IM ****ING YOUR BITCH TONIGHT SOOOOOOOOOON hihihih just kidding im not your father and i dont know where your girl lives eheh i dont even know if you have a lady friend eheh yeah recs pls
    November 4 07:50 AM
  • SkaCali Sexy zzzzzz recs for my even sexier ass? I need to zzz hard this week tbh
    November 3 11:40 PM
  • SkaCali forgot to past this part of the text, it was supposed to be the 2nd shout ,this is after "because of this the people", enjoy
    November 2 12:51 AM
  • SkaCali of my village are jelous of me they know this kind of chick wont be around or village very often, some of them will never actually see an irl american hottie, therefore women want me(even tho im noot the best looking guy , they know you need to have some next level sex perfomances to pleasure the always demanding american hottie, they know i have what it takes to pleasure a woman), men want to be like me , i am basically the ****ing king of this sad yet fashionable,monotonous peripheral village
    November 2 12:50 AM
  • SkaCali so william do yourself a favor and get out there on that exciting college dating life , because some of us will never have the chance of being in your lucky ass shoes. ive been there once , i know how amazing and exciting it is and i hope soon you will experience it too.
    November 2 12:27 AM
  • SkaCali how does it feel to be surrounded by crazy hot american college chicks? hum yes yes the kind of female ,the people of my village have been desiring and watching on american pie movies since the tender age of 13? ya know. i have actually done things with an american chick once oh yes yes turist chick (way out of my league brah) i felt so alive she felt so alive i showed her around it was a brief happy time for me and i also like to believe it was happy times for her. because of this the people
    November 2 12:26 AM
  • Mookid ****ing ugguug that's not guuuud there are like 9 people still in the clASS taking it ugggugugug DAMNIT MY ANXIETY BALLSAC HAIIIRS ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE FROM CHEWIN' ON THIS REDMAN WAH DAMNIT WHERE IS MY BUZZ AT
    October 30 09:22 AM
  • Mookid GOD ****ING DAMNIT CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS MASSTH TEST ALREADY AND s*** ON SOMEONE'S EARLOBE WHILE I OBVIOUSLY GET A ONE HUN DRE DRE DRE DRE DRE HUN DRE DRE DAY DAY DAY DAY DAY DED ON IT WAH DAMNIT ARE YOU GOING TO s*** ON MY ASSHOLE TONIGHT EHEHEHEH I CAN'T WAIT FOR US TO s*** ON THE BAZAAR TODAY WAH I WANT TO GET MARS V OLTA CDEHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHES'
    October 30 09:19 AM
  • itchybutthole its not funny dude, someone should call the cops on his perverted ass
    October 29 10:33 PM
  • itchybutthole oh hey good mourning , well it all started when five leaves(brendan schroer) starter going all pedo on the thread , saying the chicks from babymetal were hot and s***ttt ,he was being disgusting af dawwwg, and since then dev started patroling the thread every single day, and me and some of my boys were s***posting some stupid no pedo s***tery and got caught cuz of that ****ing guy, we got banned cuz of him basically cuz deviant started going through the thread basically every single day tbh
    October 29 06:44 AM
  • itchybutthole idk if our accidental talk yesterday made things awkward between us but i just wanted to let you know that i listened to leylines and tbh it was ok, it did not put me to sleep tho, thats how i usually rank ambient albums tbh, the ability to put me to sleep , likr for real dawg their pollen album puts me to sleep everytime , i dont think ive ever listened to it all the way through LMAO hard 4.5 right there brotha :~)
    October 28 01:51 PM
  • Mookid Lol wtf half of this math class is empty DAMNIT IS IT....FREHSMAN SKIP DAY???
    October 28 09:30 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT THE ONLY SMELLY THING RIIIIGHT NOW IS SOMEONE'S FOOT HAIIIRS JESUS MAN WAH IS BRITNEY FERGUSON BACK IN ROANOKE TO SPRAY SEXY NASTY SWEATY TOE HAIIIRS IN THIS CLASSROOM AGAIN JESUS CHRIST THIS AROMA IS SO ****ING SEXY SHOULD I FLASH MY ASSCRACK THAT PROBABLY STILL HAS s*** ALL OVER IT AND PEOPLE CAN FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SEXY ASS JUICE EHEHEHEH
    October 28 09:24 AM
  • Mookid ME?? DAMNIT YOU AND I BOTH DICK KNOW THAT YOUR ASSCRACK COULDN'T STOP PLAYING s***OBLIO 3 FOR ONE MILLIMONGSECOND TO EAT SO YOU HAD TO EAT YOUR OWN s*** THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR US WHEN WE GO BUY **** DOLLS WAH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DAMNIT
    October 27 04:26 PM
  • Mookid Shiiit I think I'm going to get Lego Marvel Super Heroes DAMNIT I DON'T DICK CARE WHAT ANYONE FART SAYS WAH I LIKE THESE GAMES DAMNIT CAN I PLEASE STEP ON A LEGO HAIIIR AND THEN INSERT IT IN MY EAR AND THEN BUILD MYSELF A....s*** DISPENSA THAT s***S OUT s*** STAINED LEGOS AND THEN I CAN USE THEM AS BUILDING BLOCKS FOR WRITING MY NEXT REVIEW ON WHAT TYPE OF s*** CRAWLED OUT OF MY LEGO DISPENSED BELYL BUTTON HAIIIIIIIIR
    October 27 02:26 PM
  • Mookid ****ing ugh tomorrow will blow ass, but yeahhh oh well the student lounge isn't bad so i guess it will be FLARZ ok but ugugugu is it wednesday night yet?
    October 27 02:14 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT ALL I WANT IS ANOTHER MOUNTAIN DEW LEMON GAY AADE WAH DAMNIT AND I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL LIKE 4:30 WAH I WANT TO GO HOME AND s*** IN MY ROOM
    October 27 02:14 PM
  • itchybutthole LMAO nice one brotha yeah im no sure if i told you this already but i dont really listen to stuff with a below 3.7 average , i just assumed theyre painfully average or just really ****ing bad ehaa but sure ill give it a listen since it has that world famous ,internationally aproved pesty stamp of aproval eheehh i need to clean my ears from this godawful new rancid album anyway LMAO damn you skagayli for getting me into these dudes
    October 27 01:31 PM
  • Mookid DAMNIT WHAT THE ZON FLOUNDER EAR NOSE SWEATER CRINKLED IN MY ASSCRACK AND WRAPPPIN' IT AROUND MY DICK AND THEN SWINGING IT AROUND A TREE AND CALLING MYSELF....TARZAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING LISTENIN' TO NU-METAL WAH IT'S ONLY THE GREATEST s*** EVER DAMNIT S STAR STAR STAR STAR ON MY ERA??
    October 27 09:38 AM
  • Mookid BUT BABY I WOULD BUT WAH I'M AT MY MOMS AND HOLY ****ING s*** THE COMPUTA' AND HER AND THE TV TOTALLY ARENT' LIKE 3 FEET APART SO WE CAN'T COMPARE BELLY BUTTONS GOD ****ING DAMNIT WAH OH WELL
    October 24 08:40 PM
  • Mookid AND HOLY YOGNOOPY POOP SCOOPA' UP MY DICK WAH WHY IS THERE SAND ON THIS CARPET GOD ****ING DAMNIT DON'T TELL ME I... FORGOT MY FLIP FLOPS??
    October 24 02:29 PM
  • Mookid GOD ****ING DAMNIT WHY DIDDN'T YOU JUST ...FAILED ON THE SDV FINAL s***AM THEN WE COULD HAVE SHARED BELLY BUTTON HAIIIIRS FOR A WHILE LONGA' WAH WHAT WILL I DO ........TALK TO JIMMA' ABOUT STOCKIN' LEEQUID ASS AT KROGAS? DAMNIT WAH I WANTED US TO TALK ABOUT WHAT DAYS WE WERE GOING TO PEE ESS ACHE ESS AND s*** ALL OVER OUR EARS WHILE WE COULD SKYPE IN EACH OTHER'S ASSHOLES AND LISTEN TO ERIC GET A GRENADE UP HIS ASS WAH
    October 24 02:28 PM
  • Mookid Ok but nah lollol, i'm ruuuuuuuuning to gamestop after this class so yeah i'll be at the s*** ASS lounge at like 11:30 so PLEASE WAIT FOR MY CHIPOTLE SAUCE DEPRIVED ASSCRACK PLEASE NOOO
    October 23 09:59 AM
  • Mookid DAMNIT NOWWWWW I AM NOT GOING TO SKIP INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE AFTER MATH AND GO HOME AND s*** ON PLANTS VS ZOMBIES INSTEAD OF SEXY IT s*** CLASS NOWWWW I'M SORRY BUT I'M AFRAID MY DICK WON'T BE SATURATED IN ANY CHIPOTLE SAUCE TODAY I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MY DICK
    October 23 09:31 AM

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