Kegel The Elf

Reviews 1
Approval 83%

Soundoffs 80
News Articles 3
Band Edits + Tags 51
Album Edits 30

Album Ratings 604
Objectivity 64%

Last Active 08-13-14 11:22 pm
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 23
Review Comments 17,311

shoutbox » all posts 
  • oltnabrick 6773_1194821952258_1279729429_.jpg
    August 20 02:38 AM
  • Hep Kat don't act like u night birds hard. I know u dun even night bords softt
    August 19 07:09 PM
  • Hyperion1001 smae
    August 19 06:51 PM
  • Futures do you smoke weed dude
    August 19 04:56 PM
  • Hep Kat do you smoke weed dude
    August 19 04:05 PM
  • oltnabrick crack
    August 19 03:11 PM
  • Titan i missed you
    August 18 04:14 PM
  • bach is your dong ok
    August 18 11:53 AM
    August 18 06:44 AM
  • MeatSalad I'd rather be a big swinging dick than a normal person tbh
    August 18 05:54 AM
  • MeatSalad Yeah man dick problems are probably the worst possible thing on the planet so hopefully it all turns out to be nothing and goes away easily
    August 18 05:49 AM
  • MeatSalad Damn dude well let me know how it goesButt and life is pretty mediocre, gotta get surgery soon which will solve a lot of problems
    August 18 05:45 AM
  • MeatSalad Wait really
    August 18 05:42 AM
  • SmaeTbh is good
    August 14 01:31 AM
  • Futures TalonsOfFire Ive seen you talking about the "deep web" a lot on here, what exactly is that? I've never heard of it but I'm afraid to search it because it sounds bad.
    August 14 12:46 AM
  • YakNips ya it's pre swee
    August 13 11:27 PM
  • Hep Kat noice they are v v fun to see
    August 13 09:07 PM
  • Futures Albums I've Actually Paid For With Real Money (or Debit Card) This Year
    August 13 02:38 PM
  • Hep Kat Got tix 2 see deniro farrar/denzel curry in Philly. Say werd sen
    August 12 07:45 PM
  • oltnabrick
    August 9 01:15 AM
  • SeedsofNone yooooooooooooooooooooooo
    August 7 08:57 PM
  • MeatSalad hey man how's it goin
    August 7 08:04 PM
  • bach me and oltna touched peens
    August 7 05:42 PM
  • YakNips ill see u there m/
    August 7 02:17 PM
  • YakNips warped tour 2016
    August 7 02:11 PM
  • YakNips those reds cant touch us on the moon
    August 7 02:08 PM
  • BMDrummer nice new avi
    August 7 12:09 PM
  • Jacquibim
    August 7 05:56 AM
  • fromtheinside i've got enough to feed you bro. #trust?
    August 7 05:44 AM
  • fromtheinside sup
    August 7 04:44 AM
  • aok sexy avatar :3
    August 6 06:06 PM
  • PunchforPunch "this punch guy ain't even funny he should stop posting smh" plug talk
    August 6 02:40 PM
  • bach same
    August 6 07:41 AM
  • Dunpeal i hope that Gospel ranking is retroactive. otherwise ur quite the chodesnot :3
    August 6 02:52 AM
  • Keyblade Lol it's all good dude, I just want a place to post Dop lyrics in all caps idc about no feature you feel
    August 6 01:35 AM
  • Keyblade :[ jom and his polite ass dagger to the heart
    August 5 06:29 PM
  • Keyblade Just rev'd Peace Kehd bruh now we can quote lyrics all day
    August 5 11:41 AM
  • aok smoke good eat good live good
    August 5 09:52 AM
  • aok you were so obvious, yet you still got me . you're one of a kind you
    July 31 01:42 PM
  • aok i show you light now. it burns forever
    July 22 04:39 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 16 08:09 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 14 12:50 PM
  • hehephones But I don't like to How because it requires passion and works and confidence, which is insane and too much energy ihihihihihi!!!!! I like to WHEN only, please,,????? is it possible??? orr no? please teach me Foorth okkk
    July 14 02:31 AM
  • MalleusMaleficarum yeh man, havent jammed in quite awhile tho.
    July 13 08:43 AM
  • bach
    July 12 11:21 PM
  • bach idk that's a antwon tweet from a while back lol
    July 12 10:22 PM
  • bach sad andy only 5 foot tall ain't that some s***
    July 12 08:17 PM
  • Futures same but nobody would in their right mind would come visit wisconsin lol
    July 8 01:37 AM
  • Futures haha. i gotta get out to cali sometime and we could see some shows m/ always wanted to visit there.
    July 8 01:34 AM
  • Futures **** man that sounds incredible. did you get to meet josh?
    July 8 01:26 AM
  • Futures DUDE. how was dot hacker live?
    July 7 09:42 PM
  • oltnabrick just got my fade did.
    July 6 11:15 PM
  • Futures lmao dude it's bj but facebook won't ****ing let me have two ****ing capital ****ing letters in my ****ing name
    July 5 07:42 PM
  • KILL ok i kinda believe you, i'll check it regardless
    July 5 06:22 PM
  • oltnabrick The new MellowHype album is actually pretty good
    July 5 05:56 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 4 09:26 PM
  • fromtheinside sup nigga. who u ****in these days
    July 4 03:46 AM
  • someguest do you know that man in your avatar? beautiful.
    July 4 12:38 AM
  • fromtheinside BEYOND GOD!?
    July 3 05:59 AM
  • oltnabrick
    July 3 02:16 AM
  • Futures
    July 3 01:05 AM
  • Futures ye exmilitary is prob a 5 for me haha. so fvcking good.
    July 3 12:00 AM
  • Futures i was only messing dude haha. but yeah kinda disappointed since i just started jamming them. oh well i still gotta hear the money store, no love deep web and government plates.
    July 2 11:49 PM
  • Futures no more death grips dude wtf. how much did you cry?
    July 2 11:30 PM
  • ShitsofRain xD
    July 2 04:25 PM
  • fromtheinside ROGER ****IN THAT
    July 2 03:55 AM
  • bach please stay safe Mitchell
    July 1 11:05 PM
  • bach more like kegel the punk bitch
    July 1 10:54 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 1 10:34 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 1 10:28 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy wow why tho cuz im wag right
    July 1 10:15 PM
  • oltnabrick its on par with Black Up for me right now. Definitely the best hip hop album this year. Lese Majesty:
    July 1 09:58 PM
  • oltnabrick new shabazz palaces leaked
    July 1 12:05 PM
  • fromtheinside :D
    July 1 03:56 AM
  • fromtheinside yo whats that
    July 1 03:51 AM
  • Phlegm LOL yeah except you can get this for $10 and won't get an std, just spacey vibes and a new aoty
    July 1 03:47 AM
  • Phlegm yup i don't have a link though i'm streaming through the pre-order
    July 1 03:39 AM
  • Phlegm you're not gonna be disappointed in new Palaces MAN this s*** slaps
    July 1 02:53 AM
  • Futures hell yes man. you just upload one to imgur or something and ask jom. you been watching the world cup man?
    June 30 09:22 PM
  • YakNips that's quite refreshing after the s***ty new Bon Iver song. thanks.
    June 30 08:03 PM
  • Futures whoops missed that shoutbox lol. not much either just a lot of world cup watching and seeing a few shows at summerfest.
    June 29 10:07 PM
  • Futures man that's insane dude. anyways how you been dude?
    June 28 10:43 PM
  • Futures holy ****ing s*** dude. you get to meet him? that would be so cool.
    June 28 10:36 PM
  • Futures lmao no fvcking way dude! he is such a legend around here.
    June 28 10:28 PM
  • Futures sup
    June 23 01:32 AM
  • oltnabrick a classic
    June 20 10:40 PM
  • Dunpeal lol fehg!!
    June 19 04:48 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 18 02:44 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 16 08:50 PM
    June 16 06:33 PM
  • Futures dude holy ****ing s***. i liked it more than the new one. it was amazing. a lot more dark and heavy i think. prefered the vocals as well. incredible stuff. might 5 it.
    June 15 08:53 PM
  • Futures so i listened to exmillitary.
    June 15 04:38 PM
  • Frippertronics you need a niggas on the moon av, like me
    June 15 04:37 PM
  • Frippertronics swee
    June 13 11:12 PM
  • Frippertronics haha how did you find that?
    June 13 11:09 PM
  • deathschool Yee
    June 13 10:58 PM
  • Futures is niggas on the moon your fav grips now?
    June 13 08:45 PM
  • Futures don't forgot hatful of hollow! dropped the hard 5 on it.
    June 13 08:42 PM
  • Futures all hell yes. thats what i wanted to hear. gonna jam it tonight. dude the production on niggas on the moon is incredible. the electronic glitchiness. ugh its perf. can't wait to rip some more dude thanks for getting me into them.
    June 13 08:37 PM
  • Futures it was hyped up for the vocals to be crazy. i was expecting the dude losing his s*** and yelling. thats the only disappointment in the release even though its not lol. 4.5 aoty maybe.
    June 13 08:31 PM
  • Futures gonna jam tonight definitely. is it awesome?
    June 13 08:23 PM
  • Futures dude it was crazy damn. only song i didn't really dig fvck me out. i gotta grip more.
    June 13 08:18 PM
  • Futures its close. idk what was happening holy s***. it rocked so hard.
    June 13 08:13 PM
  • Futures dude
    June 13 07:59 PM
  • Futures dude i listened to niggas on the moon
    June 13 01:31 AM
  • Frippertronics smd listen to morgan's second album already or buy it off of discogs, an original pressing is dirt cheap
    June 11 09:10 PM
  • ShitsofRain i got your bitch on my dick, bitch
    June 11 05:24 PM
  • bach s m h
    June 11 04:32 AM
  • bach word. def the best or at the very least top three smiths. you up to jam?
    June 11 04:22 AM
  • Futures hard dude. my fav bn now. the boy who blocked his own shot is the best song ever created. also jamming the new death grips and hatful of hollow tomorrow holy s*** m/
    June 11 04:19 AM
  • Futures holy s*** whippin out a 5 for the smiths? i like it.
    June 11 04:10 AM
  • bach nice smiths 5 and dino 4.5 bitch
    June 11 04:02 AM
  • Chortles fkn yes my nig, most of the songs on that sucker are top tier smiths tunes it's insane
    June 10 11:28 PM
  • Futures nice man. wondering because i jammed deja for the first time yesterday like 5 times in a row. holy s*** what an album. might like it better than tdag. wanted to talk with someone about it who likes it because a lot of people say it pales in comparison to tdag. i just don't see that. good to know that if i ever need attention might be my favorite brand new track wow.
    June 10 11:14 PM
  • Futures just curious whats your fav brand new album?
    June 10 11:08 PM
  • oltnabrick do you have an Exmilitary cassette?
    June 10 08:01 PM
  • Chortles yes man they are the most addicting band in my book. i'm guessing you've checked hatful by now?
    June 10 04:31 PM
  • Chortles omg one of my faveeeeeeeeees. u smithsing hard dood???
    June 9 06:37 PM
  • Futures nice checking now. gotta jam more smiths all i have if their s/t. going to jam hatful of hollow soon because tom said its the best thing ever.
    June 9 04:15 PM
  • Futures swee thats what i wanted to hear. gonna jam soon. also sweet smiths plays
    June 9 04:10 PM
  • Futures never listened to death grips should i listen to the new one? seems interesting idk
    June 9 04:01 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum FUQ
    June 9 03:31 AM
  • oltnabrick me n waka flock
    June 9 12:37 AM
  • oltnabrick such a goat tbh
    June 8 11:24 PM
  • Phlegm Kegel The Elf | August 5th 12"I'm in one big room filled with abused substance" sick
    June 8 06:44 PM
  • MisterTornado of course (but do NOT read the article in USA TODAY/NY TIMES ::: they are L-I-A-R-S *sweats* i didn't do ANYTHING its all a bunch of hoobastank i swear!1!!!11)
    June 5 11:39 PM
  • oltnabrick There are rare instances in which even the act of rape can in fact be justified. Here are four off the top of my head: As punishment for a false accusation of rape in which the punishment has already been meted out. Suppose Heather has a crush on Dick, a man with suitably Freudian moniker. Heather hits on Dick, but Dick takes no notice of her. In reality, Dick wants nothing to do with Heather. Heather, after realizing this, plots revenge. She goes to a bar and lies to the tough guys there....
    June 5 11:28 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 4 06:05 PM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass ****ing lol
    June 4 05:34 PM
  • Futures sweeeeee. sports, spirituality and froosh. best things to have in common? prob
    June 4 03:43 AM
  • Futures hard m/ dude we gotta talk more plug or facebook or something idk we have a lot in common like damn
    June 4 03:24 AM
  • Futures agreed your faith can't harm you at all it can only strengthen you. so awesome to find another person on this site like myself. definitely thought i was alone.
    June 4 03:20 AM
  • Futures well stated man. interesting concept. people should just realize that if everyone was like jesus the world would be awesome. seems like the coolest dude ever.
    June 4 03:14 AM
  • Futures yeah it is disturbing. like you said everyone thinks that we all want gays to be thrown in jail and executed. i am all for gay rights myself. i don't think the old testament holds that much water compared to the new testament. that's where all the good stuff is.
    June 4 02:53 AM
  • Futures totally agree with you man. i don't tell very many people either because of prejudice like you said especially on this site. not a catholic but i found my own personal meaning in the bible.
    June 4 02:44 AM
  • oltnabrick
    June 4 02:35 AM
  • Futures your religious story haha
    June 4 02:26 AM
  • Futures dude that was a sweet story in the afterlife thread. thanks for sharing dude. good to see people like that.
    June 4 02:07 AM
  • Phlegm rare cult s*** ~ RIP Obi Wan K.
    June 2 08:37 PM
  • Phlegm fukk i accidentallyd, what was eeet
    June 2 05:11 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 1 02:23 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy 'smae' is ****ing stupid, should throw anyone who says 'smae' in the 'smh goat' team,
    May 30 08:16 PM
  • ShitsofRain
    May 30 04:09 PM
  • Ire got 4gs yesterday :D
    May 30 02:48 PM
  • aok who you calling young buck mr. guyot? shakeyoass watchyoself .. shakeyoass watchyoself
    May 30 01:03 PM
  • aok wag
    May 30 12:42 PM
  • ShitsofRain
    May 29 07:32 PM
  • Ire lol remembr when i thought you were silentpotato oh man gd times
    May 29 04:59 PM
  • ethos LMAO yessssssssss
    May 29 04:00 PM
  • guitarded_chuck i was like fuk reichy aint gon like this one
    May 29 09:40 AM
  • ethos
    May 29 06:19 AM
  • Hep Kat youre young yet. soon u will lesrn
    May 27 10:54 PM
  • Hep Kat kinda yea
    May 27 04:01 PM
  • Phlegm ffs please come to brazil cities aviv we are ur biggest fans
    May 27 05:55 AM
  • Phlegm don't ever look back is my song to do EVERYTHING to got dam it is so ****in good
    May 27 04:55 AM
  • Ire ya tru
    May 27 12:14 AM
  • Ire that band sux
    May 27 12:10 AM
  • Ire whr is that from???????????????????? also sup
    May 26 02:35 PM
  • Heapphones Ok I'll try,,,, but do I have to deprive myself of me being me. sounds hard and not right. metal is the llight, brothers are the ones who handle and keep it lives
    May 26 04:28 AM
  • LordePots ye tanks for the recs man
    May 24 09:28 PM
  • LordePots The percussion on that rightangletriangle track make it really stick out as far as this dream/synth pop trend goes, thats really neat. I find a lot of those bands blend together, lots of them are great but sound the same so its cool to hear a unique element. downloading some stuff on their band camp. also this moodie black sounds awesome as **** gonna have to give it a full listen soon
    May 24 06:21 PM
  • Chortles aw shiii man, you're welcome i'm happy for ya! heaven is a special song that's for sure, they've got a lot of em though it's nuts
    May 24 01:54 PM
  • Futures damn make sure you tell me again next time. and make sure its not at ****ing 2 am lol
    May 24 11:26 AM
  • MisterTornado i love power metal. and professor metal.
    May 24 09:08 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Cheers dude.Yeah but **** it was good to have a diff girl every month back in the day haha.
    May 24 05:09 AM
  • Futures **** i went to sleep and missed it. did i miss any jams?
    May 23 06:24 PM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass But yeah, my parents have been together for 35 years. s***'s cray.
    May 23 09:00 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Cheers man. I think when you meet 'the one', you sort of think differently. When I was 21 I couldn't imagine not being able (morally) to **** other chicks and thought marriage would be a no no. But it hit me a year or so ago that there's much more to life than that s***.I'll be your life partner if no-one else will.
    May 23 09:00 AM
  • Hep Kat frankie lymon?
    May 23 09:00 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass She's attractive of course mate. Hahaha, I'm 27 bro!
    May 23 08:55 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass **** no, man! I couldn't be dealing with that. Imagine me with a wig on...
    May 23 08:49 AM
  • Static o/ thanks bruh ill give it a looksi
    May 23 05:00 AM
  • Chortles oh shat
    May 23 03:13 AM
  • oltnabrick ok for 1290 minutes only
    May 23 02:55 AM
  • FearThyEvil Finally! I honestly had it because I was thinking of where sites usually say "someone else has that username" so I added the 9 in case. Obviously the site isn't that popular.
    May 22 04:08 PM
  • guitarded_chuck i released this unto canada and itr was good
    May 22 11:17 AM
  • Hep Kat I think yer last shout got cut off, but igotchu. You feel the same way about Bay Area rap as I do about jersey punk
    May 22 09:24 AM
  • Hep Kat I was never really huge on any of them really. I didn't get into Q til a few months before oxy dropped, kendrick and jay are decent but not amazing, soulo and sza suck. But yeah def best TDE debut agreed
    May 22 08:48 AM
  • Hep Kat It's funny you say that, cuz I got a friend who saw them in Houston, and she said rashad was better too. I think he might be my fave rapper in TDE's stable. I've listened to cilvia a lot
    May 22 08:33 AM
  • Hep Kat dam that sux man, i hate when artists play restricted age shows. but i mean with j i guess that's to be expected. i was gonna see him last year at rock the bells NYC, but shi got canned, so I was happy he's comin to AC (no good music comes to Atlantic City). Q is pree good live, gonna see him with jeezy, wiz and others in holmdel this August
    May 22 08:23 AM
  • Rowan5215 Awesome dude I'll prob forget so remind me in about a week and I'll probably jam them cheers for the rec
    May 22 08:16 AM
  • Rowan5215 Sweet which album of theirs should I jam
    May 22 08:06 AM
  • Hep Kat it's early yet bro. just found out my wife's dimepiece friend is getting us bottle service when we see juicy j on Saturday. I am SOFA KING PUMPED BRO I CAN HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF **** IT IMA DRANK TOO WHERE MY HENNEY AT
    May 22 08:04 AM
  • Rowan5215 Dunno bout them vocals the rest rules though
    May 22 08:02 AM
  • Rowan5215 If you want me to jam these dudes link me a tasty tune of theirs please
    May 22 07:54 AM
  • Hep Kat yea her early s*** slap. and of course not dude y dnt u review it????
    May 22 07:23 AM
  • Hep Kat I have this really great missy/smif-n-wessun mashup I got off datpiff years ago. s***s awesome
    May 22 07:15 AM
  • VlacDrac sup 0/
    May 22 02:04 AM
  • VlacDrac Because he is cool
    May 22 02:03 AM
  • aok illmitch . luvv uuu babyyy
    May 20 05:11 PM
  • LordePots dude im on anti-biotics for strep as we speak haha wtf
    May 19 02:31 AM
  • oltnabrick be my fav sput-homie again i miss real talkin with u
    May 18 10:53 PM
  • LordePots whyd u stop drinking?
    May 18 10:03 PM
  • LordePots be my fav sput-homie again i miss real talkin with u
    May 18 09:52 PM
  • LordePots i miss when you were dude :/ all the hatin and trollin hurts my soul lots
    May 18 09:51 PM
  • LordePots "dude that list is not funny at all lol and think of how much time he put in it, you don even say goat either smh lol ok" damn you are such a hater holy crap you downer
    May 18 09:39 PM
  • Frippertronics Daft Punk is playing at my house. Wanna come?
    May 18 12:28 AM
  • oltnabrick Yung Jizzlobber - Some trap bulls*** with horrible lyrics - oltnabrick, spookynewghostfriend and phlegm join hands and begin chanting louder and louder and faster and faster... "smh... smh... smh... smh... SMH... SMH... SMH... SMH... GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT!!! GOOOOAT!!!" it seems that they are performing some kind of dumbass witchouse incantation or some fusion bulls*** like that
    May 17 11:20 PM
  • PhonesAgony I love you no homo ihihihihihi no homo ihihihihihi haaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrddd brothers agreed
    May 17 11:11 PM
  • PhonesAgony Seems unlikely,, unless you can make the mods your bitch ihihihihihi HaaaAaaaaaaAaarrrrddd I miss you too btw but who's Johnny cash ihihihihihi haard ageed
    May 17 11:00 PM

You have to be logged in to post a comment Login | Create a Profile


Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Site Copyright 2005-2014
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy