Kegel The Elf

Reviews 3
Approval 83%

Soundoffs 71
News Articles 2
Band Edits + Tags 45
Album Edits 25

Album Ratings 570
Objectivity 64%

Last Active 03-31-14 5:40 pm
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 12
Review Comments 15,303

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  • bach big l look him up
    April 18 11:03 PM
  • oltnabrick
    April 15 10:54 PM
  • JM18 good s*** anyways aight pce dippin out gtg
    April 13 11:57 PM
  • JM18 new trac waz tits aight gtg pce
    April 13 08:55 PM
  • JM18 aight gtg pce
    April 13 06:45 PM
  • guitarded_chuck hahah, no doubt man
    April 13 03:43 PM
  • climactic rip mitchell kegel the elf guyot
    April 10 08:57 PM
  • KILL yea dude great stuff i already knew a lot of it from readin up but nothings compares to petes pretentious wisdom
    April 10 06:23 PM
  • Slut Color film? I haven't even checked it yet because I Don't know how good i expected it to be....
    April 9 08:47 PM
  • ferociouslettuce u shud call me sometime mayng 3four7 4zero8 89five3 cuslike partytime
    April 9 04:38 PM
  • PurpleBottle bby holdmee
    April 7 02:27 PM
  • YankeeDudel WHAT????????
    April 1 09:40 PM
  • PurpleBottle dude I don't even know. I miss that guy. I have no idea who he is in real life unlike most of the users on here. he was the hiphop masterr
    April 1 05:39 PM
  • PurpleBottle @fadetoblack
    April 1 05:34 PM
  • PurpleBottle I'm starting this rumor that fourthreich is a crackhead. shh don't tell nebody
    April 1 05:29 PM
  • SnakeDelilah come back
    April 1 05:15 PM
  • oltnabrick
    April 1 04:43 PM
  • Frippertronics BUT SERIOUSLY ARE YOU THE ONE THEY CALL THE DYKE? (Pls. don't ignore it hurts not seeing my reichy not coming to talk to the fripper)
    April 1 04:24 PM
  • Frippertronics this return better not be a epik ruse
    April 1 04:05 PM
  • Phlegm yo that better not be a wulf scrobble i see in ur lastfm recents you hypocritical piece of s***
    April 1 05:45 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass You loved that, Kegel. And you're BACK!
    April 1 05:38 AM
  • ethos REPORTED!11!!oN!ON ON!ONOENOENEON!ON!ON 4 SPAm#@@)-0
    April 1 12:23 AM
  • guitarded_chuck is that q
    March 31 11:38 PM
  • climactic howd u find that pic of me
    March 31 11:09 PM
  • lyzakthellama Lol bruhhhhhh
    March 31 10:12 PM
  • Cygnatti who is dis?
    March 31 08:44 PM
  • sixdegrees simply epic :)
    March 31 08:22 PM
  • Hep Kat chyeah
    March 31 07:25 PM
  • Kman418 what am i looking at
    March 31 07:12 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy sexy
    March 31 07:05 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh lolllll yeah saw that yesterday black niggas have the social pictures game on lock
    March 31 06:47 PM
  • Frippertronics damn i miss ye dyke wish you'd come pay your boy Fripp a visit
    March 31 06:26 PM
  • bach wat
    March 31 06:25 PM
  • frigyourgenre Damn stoners I knew it!
    March 31 06:15 PM
  • Treeman Yeah thats basically me
    March 31 06:07 PM
  • ffs i will!!
    March 31 06:03 PM
  • Sleaper lawlz, is that Victor Oladipo !?
    March 31 05:59 PM
  • fromtheinside lmao where u been ****a
    March 31 05:59 PM
  • Phlegm LOL
    March 31 05:41 PM
  • Frippertronics hey nig, you hype for the new Swans. miss ya
    March 31 05:38 PM
  • joshuahuntkc i'm not totally sure what that means but that is me. from like three years ago or something.
    March 31 05:28 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend we tricked dem all lmao tbh
    March 31 04:37 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend omg i almost forgot im ur alt :P wow silly me i almost thought i was a ghost! d:
    March 31 03:06 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend wat is the truth lol tell me first plz
    March 31 02:59 AM
  • CoolCalmJoe Yo, so I think you said you were an econ major, and we talked about stocks for a minute in some thread. Just wanted to share my year to date on one position :)
    March 28 06:44 PM
  • RoyalImperialGuard Even If they just sign Miles Austin they'll still have a better WR core than last year.
    March 28 08:57 AM
  • RoyalImperialGuard Gives me asthma, rather just eat if.
    March 28 08:13 AM
    March 24 05:04 AM
  • LordPots omg
    March 24 02:58 AM
  • LordPots the **** are you on about i can only process so much retardation
    March 24 02:28 AM
  • LordPots oooooh stfuu
    March 24 02:03 AM
  • LordPots by voting for hyperion i WAS showing loyalty for my boy ive known the dude for way longer than u its not like i voted for lakes over you
    March 24 01:42 AM
  • LordPots lol oh my goshnigga come back to earth and ill vote for you
    March 24 01:27 AM
  • LordPots silentpowhatnow?
    March 23 09:16 PM
    March 22 06:14 PM
  • LordPots dude ur never on here is all i meant!
    March 22 06:28 AM
  • Frippertronics less than two months until To Be Kind nig...
    March 19 11:09 PM
  • oltnabrick user avonbarkdalville is calling you annoying. hes just mad he doesnt have what we have ;] miss u
    March 19 02:29 AM
  • guitarded_chuck i find your avatar offensive, please remove it, thank you, -charles
    March 17 10:48 AM
  • Frippertronics i'm in your areaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    March 14 12:02 AM
  • ShitsofRain : ]
    March 13 06:32 AM
  • Phlegm omg lmao
    March 13 06:19 AM
  • Cygnatti i miss u :'/
    March 4 10:36 AM
  • aok worst website everr
    March 4 08:48 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan JAM NOW
    March 4 01:05 AM
  • aok just chillin man. lurking back around the depths of sputnik like a chump once again
    March 3 11:58 PM
  • bach are you still in rip mode
    March 3 11:37 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures mezzington
    February 28 07:03 PM
  • fromtheinside tbh i thought i was gonna be mad for AT LEAST 48 hours, but i couldn't even hold back a smile past 2
    February 28 12:00 AM
  • Frippertronics My god. My dyke. Oh god, my dyke. He's not comin' home. My little dyke is not comin' home.
    February 27 03:35 PM
  • Insurrection who are you again
    February 25 09:04 AM
  • fromtheinside wow, u really tryna go there with that opening msg eh?
    February 25 03:11 AM
  • fromtheinside come out tonight. i wanna jam and talk about the meaning of life and s***, cause, you know... life :/
    February 24 12:01 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures my dude
    February 23 08:35 AM
  • oltnabrick new schoolboy is good. please come back to talk about oxymoron. pls...........pls........come back. please. rip miss u.
    February 20 11:40 PM
  • Frippertronics i need my dyke...
    February 20 10:56 PM
  • Gwyn. rip
    February 19 12:39 PM
  • osmark86 Johnny Cash didn't die, he had a train to catch...
    February 18 09:58 AM
  • FearTomorrow Peace Kehd
    February 18 07:35 AM
  • Phlegm bought some $30 socks today and thought of u
    February 18 04:19 AM
  • climactic rip in pieces
    February 17 02:10 AM
  • headphones Johny cash hey ihihihihi, btw where are you? come back soonnnnn please okkk
    February 16 04:02 AM
  • Frippertronics come home bitch
    February 15 06:19 PM
  • MeatSalad Dude
    February 15 01:04 PM
  • PunchforPunch fvck you mitch for actin all dramatic n s***. atleast gimme ur email adress, skype name or maybe line so we still could stay in touch damnit.
    February 15 02:55 AM
  • Keyblade You best be back soon son :(
    February 15 02:04 AM
  • fromtheinside i hope everything's alright man
    February 14 12:37 AM
  • fromtheinside wow. ok. nvrmnd i guess.
    February 13 04:42 AM
  • fromtheinside lets jam
    February 13 04:06 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend RIP plug =[
    February 13 12:22 AM
  • Frippertronics haha that ****in' av
    February 12 11:26 PM
  • tempest-- omg that av i love that pic so much hfiewlbjewkbhjewew i cant even its just so goosd
    February 12 11:21 PM
  • PunchforPunch miss you man
    February 12 10:14 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh yeeeeeeeee bout to get SUPA LIVE
    February 12 08:43 PM
  • oltnabrick i have trouble talking to people pls dont go :[
    February 12 06:31 PM
  • oltnabrick i am dying, hbu?
    February 12 06:24 PM
  • oltnabrick u had my alt banned -____-
    February 12 06:18 PM
  • oltnabrick smh @ u
    February 12 04:21 PM
  • MeatSalad 10/10 best new av
    February 12 05:29 AM
  • Keyblade It worked ma nig. Jammin now
    February 12 12:58 AM
  • bach Idk I had an idea where I start fake beefs with users
    February 11 10:18 PM
  • bach
    February 11 09:49 PM
  • Keyblade Haven't tried yet dude, will do so when I get home.
    February 11 05:04 AM
  • Keyblade Aight pce kehd
    February 11 01:50 AM
  • Keyblade Yo hit me with the leak cuhh
    February 11 12:43 AM
  • Keyblade omg omg omg, streaming now
    February 10 06:02 PM
  • guitarded_chuck ive listened to all tha songs but haven't overplayed them. i don't super like that so many songs have been put out already since yay yay like a year ago but whatever hype for q is all good. probably aoty yes, can't wait. beat on gangsta is so tight i get giddy
    February 10 09:45 AM
  • headphones okkk I love you and bob Dylan of you hihihihihi
    February 9 10:58 AM
  • headphones If eyes being poked until they get destroyed! the sound would be chhhheeeeekkookkk chrrrroooottttt!!! (pronunciation : che'cock chrrroootttttttt!) chrroottt sounds like "c" in chimp not "c" in chris ,, okkk
    February 9 08:58 AM
  • MeatSalad smoke weed every day,smoke weed every day,smoke weed every day,
    February 9 08:57 AM
  • MeatSalad ex: squirt, squeeze ,
    February 9 08:52 AM
  • headphones the sound of getting blown (ex: squirt, squeeze , head being shot by shotgun)
    February 9 08:52 AM
  • headphones chhhhrrrrrrrrooootttt!!!!!!!!
    February 9 08:48 AM
  • LordPots i didn't ever actually consider that an argument at all dude lol. i know ur troll mode and i was just not takin none of that s*** but simultaneously really not giving a ****. remember, im potsy, of all people i know what its like to get carried away trolling and i also know ur not a douche when ur not trolling
    February 9 08:29 AM
  • bach is this Lloyd
    February 7 12:42 AM
  • tempest-- ya chers man now are we gonna do it
    February 6 09:36 PM
    February 6 01:41 AM
  • fromtheinside WE'RE HERE BBE
    February 6 01:39 AM
  • fromtheinside HT?
    February 6 01:34 AM
  • jmnewcomer18 dude spam DreamAgain's shoutbox with gtg pce.
    February 5 11:51 PM
  • sniper
    February 5 11:06 PM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Was good man.Right wish me luck, I'm off to absolutely destroy the North America/Canada trade salesman from work at pool.Just googled Sonoma county and that place looks lush, never move.
    February 5 07:50 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass you know bud, you know.
    February 5 07:46 AM
  • Jacquibim u suck
    February 5 07:33 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass I'm with you 100%, it's the same here. There's a saying 'Black Africa' referring to East Africa, which has nothing to do with the colour of the people that live there, but rather the fact it's the darkest depths of Africa. We're not allowed to say that anymore, people pussy foot around so much to please others, yet we have Muslims trying to enforce Sharia law in Birmingham (they got their heads kicked in, but still.).
    February 5 07:31 AM
  • Jacquibim where are you?!?!1
    February 5 07:28 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Hahaha, my teeth are perfect wtf. England aint no different really, complete s*** hole and the country has gone to pot with immigration, etc (not racist, just think it's a bit ridiculous when there's parts of cities where white british is the minority), but hey, that's life.
    February 5 07:24 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass I just don't understand how a country can be so retarded to not let people drink legally until they're 21. Unless it's true what they say about americans and you're all pussies! ;-)
    February 5 07:19 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass dude wtf you're not even old enough to drink where you are :-D
    February 5 07:15 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Yeah for real, cracking SHAG as well :)well I know you're immature, but I thought you were like my age (26/27). WTF.
    February 5 07:12 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Dude I thought shagged was only said over here, good job. I'm marrying a girl with mousy brown hair man, my shagging red heads/blondes, etc days are over fml.
    February 5 07:07 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Hahah. That's not good, bro. Yeah, tell me about it mate. I hooked up a few times for drunk sex with this redhead and she gave the best bjs ever as well, she gobbled all of it up.
    February 5 07:04 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass hahahaha
    February 5 07:00 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass dude I know, it's just you had weird lighting on in tinychat once and you looked ginger. Dude, what was your ex like in the sack, I've heard red heads bring la passione. And yeah, I'm p sure they're going extinct.
    February 5 07:00 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass
    February 5 06:56 AM
  • FearTomorrow Dude you better ****ing buy that Orchid EP, s***'s hella rare.
    February 5 06:10 AM
  • pissbore agreed
    February 5 04:57 AM
  • pissbore RIP
    February 5 04:46 AM
  • sniper fvck yeah i'll get tickets when i get paid again
    February 5 04:30 AM
  • LordPots true i am an archetype
    February 5 12:32 AM
  • LordPots lol why!??
    February 5 12:27 AM
  • sniper i was planning on dfhvn and thinkin about la d too. i didn't even know shabazz palaces was coming here i should grab tix.
    February 4 07:10 PM
  • sniper dude do you like ulcerate because they are playing sf in may and there is no fvcking way i'm not going to be there
    February 4 04:07 PM
  • fromtheinside no one has to know,, jesus don't make this hard
    February 3 03:03 AM
  • fromtheinside bb were in hard jammers, cause, and i promise, no one was in HT for like 8 hours
    February 3 03:00 AM
  • fromtheinside i just realized i love you too much for all your funny
    February 3 02:04 AM
  • fromtheinside lol i still don't know what that is
    February 2 03:52 PM
  • fromtheinside ov course dude, but you were acting wild every other night for like a week. lets just both say there were some mistakes made and call it squashed
    February 2 03:33 PM
  • Frippertronics yeah mang, hopefully that is so. I feel it's one of my best considering I went out my usual niche.
    February 2 12:44 AM
  • Lotus sweet, will check.
    February 2 12:38 AM
  • Frippertronics well, outside the Demo thread, someone was asspained enough to neg my stuff. Guess it was worth it.
    February 2 12:29 AM
  • Lotus i still need to check out coasting
    February 2 12:23 AM
  • Lotus they're pretty much all perfect though
    February 1 11:55 PM
  • Lotus i don't know dude either escorts or IDrankUpAllTheClouds
    February 1 11:55 PM
  • Lotus
    February 1 05:15 PM
  • Lotus you're a good user i approve
    February 1 05:09 PM
  • LordPots F U
    January 31 09:24 PM
  • LordPots well i guess on some tracks
    January 31 07:02 PM
  • LordPots I DONT BELIEVE YOU. sweet dreams is sooo good. also dont see the doom thing.
    January 31 06:58 PM
  • LordPots but nice pax cecilia rating i forgot about that album
    January 31 06:47 AM
  • LordPots dude 2.0 for Summers Knights? I call bulls***, I know your hip-hop taste and I always assumed Joey Badass was gay as fuk too until one of my friends forced me to give that album a real listen and if u actually listened you'd like it a lot so I call mega bulls***
    January 31 06:47 AM
  • itchybutthole Thats spenny from kenny vs spenny. Great show
    January 31 03:31 AM
  • fromtheinside bout what? i still love you
    January 31 02:19 AM
  • tragic.details i know him personally. he is a much better man than I.
    January 31 12:10 AM
  • deathschool I didn't even realize it was you that sent it at first, but I had no choice. Too awesome.
    January 30 06:00 AM
  • deathschool Oh wow. I knew you were still around.
    January 30 05:24 AM
  • deathschool My profile pic is the real me though.
    January 30 05:14 AM
  • JamieTwort Same, it's ridiculous.
    January 30 05:03 AM
  • bach lol when you were talking about remy lacroix i thought you were talking ire ramy
    January 29 10:08 PM
  • Calc you're making the mods close all the threads lol
    January 29 09:44 PM
  • PunchforPunch dude are you jammin?
    January 29 08:07 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 yeah
    January 29 05:42 AM
  • jmnewcomer18 someone said gtfo and I was kicked out.
    January 29 05:18 AM
  • MeatSalad (^:
    January 29 12:28 AM
  • MeatSalad :^)
    January 29 12:21 AM
  • Frippertronics haha, yeah man. meat and I will be jamjing the knife till then
    January 29 12:19 AM
  • KILL all the records from like TNT to back in black rock hard go for it
    January 29 12:17 AM
  • Frippertronics well fuk, even jamming starless and samarkhand could save ye
    January 29 12:15 AM
  • Frippertronics hey mang, you up for jamming?
    January 29 12:13 AM
  • Frippertronics alright, first rec: Morgan- Brown Out/The Sleeper Wakes
    January 28 02:11 PM
  • YakNips Man, I just wanna jam wherever the jammers are jamming. If that's ht, Ill be there
    January 28 10:13 AM
  • Frippertronics i am gonna give obscure progs ov trvth
    January 28 05:20 AM
  • Frippertronics ey boi, will give some prog recs tomorrow
    January 28 05:11 AM
  • Phlegm hey i feel like s*** please dont hang urself you havent even dropped ur first album yet fourth sorey i am sorrrrrrrrrrry **** happy birthday sorry :( please reply so i can sleep happily
    January 28 04:56 AM
  • GnarlyShillelagh aye man anytime for the homies. i heard it was your birthday btw (just now sry), happy belated, hope it was a good one. although that cities aviv love was probably elating as far as random birthday presents go
    January 28 03:22 AM
  • GnarlyShillelagh yooooo that's awesome! and bruh all i did was read the damn thing lol that was all you good work
    January 27 10:41 PM
  • bach whoa that's awesome man cities legit seems hype about your review
    January 27 08:47 PM
  • bach I like some of Neff's stuff too. But, they don't sell directly from their webpage which is lame.
    January 27 08:40 PM
  • bach Diamond is pretty big on the east coast too. And that's nice dude. And diamond has some nice s*** don't get me wrong. Just that I'm not into most of it. And i ****ing hate obey js
    January 27 08:14 PM
  • bach haha none taken. I love mishka and supreme. Don't much care for diamond though. and I'll definitely look into actual pain and the others
    January 27 08:06 PM
  • bach haha word. I only started being fashion-conscious bout a year ago but I've been hooked ever since. There's this one brand I would go gay for it's called RVCA they got some real nice looking s***.
    January 27 08:02 PM
  • bach aight cool thanks man. I got an obsession with crewnecks/sweaters. Antwon has a few nice ones. that pictureplane nigga too
    January 27 07:53 PM
  • bach yeah was just thinking the same thing myself. wont have the real feeling to it. i think i'll just wait until hopefully he drops that final release s***. maybe he'll have some merch then
    January 27 07:46 PM
  • bach no crewneck but check this out
    January 27 07:35 PM
  • bach working on my fave sput bro list right now it's a huge rip off of yours js
    January 27 04:10 AM
  • bach Can't go too far when it comes to BUD. SMOKE WEED KUSH COMA
    January 27 03:45 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend this is my favorite video pls dont tell anyone
    January 27 12:43 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend theres too much pressure to perform well, i dont know who to promote and i dont know who to skip and i just cant take the stress =[
    January 27 12:18 AM
  • bach I'm in i linked graham up so waiting for you guys right now
    January 26 11:06 PM
  • bach
    January 26 11:04 PM

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