Kegel The Elf

Reviews 2
Approval 74%

Soundoffs 89
News Articles 6
Band Edits + Tags 53
Album Edits 41

Album Ratings 666
Objectivity 64%

Last Active 03-26-17 6:57 pm
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 58
Review Comments 1,192

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  • dbizzles Viva Las Vegas
    March 27 08:24 PM
  • Realm vote for hilary bitch
    March 26 09:35 PM
  • Realm trump
    March 26 09:07 PM
  • Realm your ass is cream cheese you fairy **** mother****er **** cuck bitch just jk lol lmao dude what up doe?
    March 26 08:40 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Can you send me a screenshot of the Lil yacthy review? Thanks
    March 26 06:47 PM
  • Realm hey you suck lol
    March 25 03:28 PM
  • Chortles big word out 2 my homie ian
    March 23 03:53 AM
  • Chortles lmao congrats on 1k brother
    March 20 03:17 PM
  • Keyblade can say the same for u. back from the ashes whatttt. posting every day and ish
    March 20 02:54 PM
  • Keyblade wassup bb
    March 20 02:46 PM
  • danielito19 I think something's wrong with sput madness, I was included and actually got votes against a respectable user. Please fix
    March 20 12:42 PM
  • Chortles smh i didn't even realize and i used it on a random list instead of spamming the leaves thread or something
    March 20 04:56 AM
  • sonictheplumber Yo
    March 19 03:07 PM
  • evilford huge bender prob. no judgement
    March 19 12:13 AM
  • evilford u alive man? what happened to sput madness rd 1 pt 2?
    March 17 05:53 PM
  • Hep Kat niqqa ill have u bent over in da filmo pose till ya prison purse look like a skippy jar playwitmeyabish
    March 17 07:45 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass What you saying?
    March 16 08:29 AM
  • AdolfChrist u kno it babe 3========D
    March 16 05:06 AM
  • evilford ahhhhh gotcha, exact opposite of me. I don't even remember what I'm jamming right now
    March 16 03:42 AM
  • evilford did we? s*** dude my bad, I wouldn't know. had like 25 electroconvulsive therapy sessions a couple years ago, s*** wiped my memory dead clean. but yeah you probably know way too much about me lol
    March 16 03:34 AM
  • evilford lol
    March 16 03:31 AM
  • evilford uh yeah how the **** did u know that?
    March 16 03:30 AM
  • evilford nah there's at least 2 of us
    March 16 03:28 AM
  • evilford yeah...didn't figure I was the only carnivore fan around here
    March 16 03:26 AM
  • evilford sweet lol. good cuz I like both u guys. so am I the first person to confuse u two?
    March 16 03:24 AM
  • evilford me getting u confused w/ AdolfChrist
    March 16 03:20 AM
  • evilford lol. I'm probably old enough to be ur dad
    March 16 03:19 AM
  • evilford u salty?
    March 16 03:17 AM
  • bach DENNISON
    March 16 02:12 AM
  • dbizzles I didn't check the count. People love that old wanker though. He's been around.
    March 16 01:28 AM
  • deathschool Depends on the time of day.
    March 16 01:07 AM
  • deathschool It's the most recent one, therefore it is the 5
    March 16 01:04 AM
  • deathschool You are a bad influence on me, Mr. Cash.
    March 16 01:01 AM
  • YakNips russia ate my homework
    March 15 08:26 PM
  • demigod! Beans and cornbread
    March 15 03:58 PM
  • Spec very well done list my dude
    March 15 02:48 PM
  • KILL i'll check life thnx
    March 15 02:42 PM
  • Chortles smdh
    March 15 05:27 AM
  • Chortles i've been in ur heart br0 u just needed to LOOK
    March 15 05:20 AM
  • Chortles what else can there b? ?
    March 14 04:20 AM
  • Chortles hey cute guy
    March 14 03:33 AM
  • SowingSeason Ha sure, don't see why not. As long as the bracket is a fair representation. Glad to see someone resuming that, it's been a couple years.
    March 13 04:42 AM
  • Tyler.
    March 13 02:47 AM
  • Tyler. agreed
    March 13 02:30 AM
  • Tyler. angrylittlealchemist. now posts as talktothehead
    March 13 02:28 AM
  • Tyler. also ala is missing. if he is there already then i give up
    March 13 02:26 AM
  • Tyler. we get another GJ song and ill do it
    March 13 02:26 AM
  • Tyler. i was scrolled down so i didnt see the first section lmao how embarrassing
    March 13 02:24 AM
  • Tyler. yes this is chesse13 hello
    March 13 02:23 AM
  • Tyler. dont see trebor either
    March 13 02:22 AM
  • Tyler. wow. guess im dumb
    March 13 02:21 AM
  • Tyler. cl0ver/vaxxii/idk what he is going by now a days isnt there. i don't know who dominion is so idk. I dont see Pots. I assume no mods is intentional?
    March 13 02:19 AM
  • Tyler. oh boy. just use imgur??
    March 13 02:11 AM
  • Tyler. what is it supposed to be??
    March 13 02:09 AM
  • Tyler. lol
    March 13 02:08 AM
  • MeatSalad not too bad homie, stressing due to tax season. how've you been?
    March 13 12:56 AM
  • MeatSalad Sup man?
    March 13 12:42 AM
  • Relinquished heeey there friend that gump is undeserving of that language
    March 13 12:29 AM
  • Relinquished every day
    March 13 12:16 AM
  • Log S. of course, why would it be my picture otherwise?
    March 11 11:15 AM
  • frigyourgenre ur comments gotd?
    March 7 03:09 PM
  • voltairesangryglove please have sex with my wife
    March 5 11:47 PM
  • Frippertronics check morgan tbh
    February 27 04:54 PM
  • Dunpeal meet me in Montauk, bish
    February 19 07:51 PM
  • bach gotchu man check your email
    February 5 11:48 PM
  • ShitsofRain 6666
    January 25 08:02 AM
  • RosaParks the world doesn't deserve him tbh. lum will never die
    January 20 03:01 AM
  • Recspecs I have a tiny brown dick
    January 16 01:28 PM
  • guitarded_chuck pls pos im tryingn to bring up my aproval rating ty
    January 15 06:38 PM
  • Log S. yes
    January 11 09:34 PM
  • AdolfChrist Ooohhh
    January 10 07:26 AM
  • Frippertronics I'm kid, coming for you
    January 10 05:40 AM
    January 8 06:04 AM
  • Gwyn. Pretty good just ridiculously busy, got a job and juggling between that and practicing my bass/piano playing. Hope all's good for you too brah
    January 8 05:53 AM
  • RadicalEd Muh degrees tho.
    January 8 05:52 AM
  • RadicalEd poor lambs is going to die from heightened bloodpressure if you keep this up.
    January 8 05:50 AM
  • TheMrAlexK I like this user [2]
    January 7 12:35 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot "O s*** waddup" (what I said the last time I realized I had a kid)
    January 7 09:29 AM
  • Tyler. Where do I start
    January 6 08:46 PM
  • TVC15 666 ratings, nice
    January 6 07:52 PM
  • RogueNine Hmm, it could be on to something.
    January 6 07:40 PM
  • RogueNine Yes I happened to notice that, haha.
    January 6 07:30 PM
  • RogueNine Lol thanks for thinking of me bb
    January 6 07:15 PM
  • dbizzles A girl can dream.
    January 5 06:09 PM
  • YakNips shnik
    January 4 06:03 PM
  • dbizzles We ought to try to steal Wade Phillips from Denver and get rid of Ken Norton Sr.
    January 4 11:15 AM
  • bach mango malibu with my doc martens on
    January 3 04:26 AM
  • frigyourgenre Wat
    January 2 10:28 PM
  • coneren fuuck thats a good lady right there
    January 2 09:54 PM
  • coneren fuuck did she ask about me?
    January 2 09:47 PM
  • coneren lets giver to our livers
    January 2 09:40 PM
  • coneren there should be 2 though
    January 2 09:35 PM
  • coneren if you start acting like me then youll forget i even exist!!
    January 2 09:06 PM
  • coneren poopy
    January 2 08:55 PM
  • Futures agreed tbh
    January 2 08:37 PM
  • JMNewcomer pce out gtg
    January 2 08:23 PM
  • Frippertronics welcome home kegel mitch
    January 2 05:08 PM
  • Hep Kat Better question would be what isn't. Sucks about D Carr, mane. But the future is bright for Oaktown
    December 31 01:20 AM
  • Chortles i work for a global industrial packaging company, p boring s***. it's a lot of technical work, the core business is very engineering based since our customers have complicated products. i'm just a trainee right now so just learning and getting involved in various projects but it's ehhhh so so. nothing bad just not really what i'm passionate about
    December 28 08:47 AM
  • Chortles college prof status is freakin tops dude, hope you get there some day. the best uni profs are always the coolest people. nice you have so much drive man that's what im missing rn tbh. it's amazing that i've gotten to travel and the company is great i just dont really give a s*** about the actual work lol
    December 27 10:56 AM
  • Chortles 3.8 is hella impressive fkn NERD
    December 27 03:21 AM
  • Chortles no way man i can totally see it. i feel like some day i'll want to teach, while i've been abroad i've definitely thought about quitting at some point and moving somewhere else to teach english as a second language. what ages do you want to teach?
    December 27 03:02 AM
  • dbizzles I was minutes away from using Xmas money for a Carr jersey and now I'm conflicted.
    December 26 09:42 PM
  • VaxXi yeah ill give some of his other stuff a look for sure
    December 26 07:13 PM
  • VaxXi thanks for the indirect cities aviv rec, it was really nice. also i thought you quit the site forever?
    December 26 06:33 PM
  • dbizzles Carr, dude. ****.
    December 24 10:28 PM
  • Chortles dude niiice. i graduated this past spring so this is the first time i've been without a break and it's brutal. i've been good tho, got a nice job and am getting to live in sweden to work at their hq for a year so that has been crazy cool so far
    December 23 02:33 AM
  • Chortles what the fk is up man hows life
    December 22 01:56 PM
  • Chortles sup
    December 22 12:40 PM
  • dbizzles I'm happy too. I think we can shut down Luck and depending on how the AFC plays out we may need a W in DEN to for home field advantage. I'm also just happy that the drought is over. I want to win, but how can I even be that disappointed if we drop out in Rd 1 compared to the last 13 seasons?
    December 19 02:27 AM
  • dbizzles Time to win out impressively and pray KC and NE **** up. Feeling good anyway.
    December 19 02:13 AM
  • dbizzles Time to win out impressively and pray KC and NE **** up. Freelance good anyway.
    December 19 02:13 AM
    December 18 08:35 PM
  • Phlegm babby babyy
    December 9 07:02 PM
  • dbizzles We blew it. Hopefully we can win out.
    December 9 10:43 AM
  • deezer666 All good man (lies!) Where you been? Living?
    December 9 05:46 AM
  • oltnabrick i mean new ugly verses are always good in my book. never listened to antwon for the lyrics anyways. wiki best part of ratking too
    December 9 12:03 AM
  • dbizzles Good luck tonight, man. We can do this!
    December 8 07:05 PM
  • oltnabrick should release more than 1 song tbh
    December 8 04:01 PM
  • deezer666 Oh s***!!..... there goes the neighbourhood....How u been yo?
    December 8 10:42 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Wow!
    December 8 07:46 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass You can only get better my friend. Being happy in ourselves is the most important thing, then the rest will come. Always here if you need a chat mate, even if you are a gay :)
    December 8 07:40 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Just weren't compatible really at the end mate, I fell for someone else. 2016 has been a car crash of a year! But got some inspiration for my music out of it!
    December 8 07:37 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Manly and gay?! Freddie Mercury?
    December 8 07:32 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Thanks bro - give 'em a rating if you can!I don't do vox my man, I like dreamy instrumental girly s*** - because I'm an emotional guy!
    December 8 07:29 AM
  • KILL salam alaikum my brother
    December 7 02:20 PM
  • dbizzles Couldn't have come at a better time. Free Aldon Smith and get his dumb ass I'm shape and we will be ace with the D line.
    December 6 02:07 AM
  • dbizzles Seriously, I don't think anyone has any idea how many big pieces are on the shelf doe our D. If (big if) Smith gets reinstated and Mario Edwards can play, teams will be terrorized to the max. **** Goodel though, not sure what is taking so long. I really hope we can take out KC- maybe the glove will help Carr.
    December 5 04:27 PM
  • Trebor. If he were on a real team he would have a ring by now
    December 5 03:46 PM
  • Trebor. Your welcome
    December 5 03:44 PM
  • Trebor. 4 what
    December 5 03:42 PM
  • dbizzles Feels good to be 10-2 in any case. We consistently wreck house in at least on half haha but that's usually not good enough for the playoffs. Dream Scenario: we win out, NE drops a game or two and we get home field advantage and we end up meeting in the AFC Championship. Mack strip sacks Brady in the 4th quarter and we go to the Super Bowl while Brady and Belichick retire, Pats sign Tony Romo who repeatedly gets hurt, but does just enough, then they spiral into 14 years of disappointment :)
    December 5 11:14 AM
  • dbizzles *whispers* RRRRRRAAAAAAAIDERRRRRRRS *whispers*
    November 22 01:11 AM
  • SharkTooth RIP
    September 29 09:00 AM
  • AwesomeFunGhostAmigo
    April 5 12:49 AM
  • GmemberKills Yo! Idk if you have been wanting any recs but you should check out Coma Cinema - Stoned Alone.It's kinda got that early elliott smith feel, but it has it's own trippy vibe. It's one of favorites and it's free on bandcamp too.
    March 11 05:30 PM
  • Hep Kat fat rat- my lil cousin Cal a gangsta:
    March 9 09:36 AM
  • Hep Kat who said those glorious English words currently gracing ur fave bands? that is simply majestic. like a landlocked Bible Belt cracker mainline Episocopalian conservative frat boi 19 year old seeing the ocean for the first time
    March 6 09:04 PM
  • Hep Kat moar liek dopes cartel LOL
    March 6 09:02 PM
  • Greyvy smae
    March 4 08:01 AM
  • blath0 blatho.
    March 1 04:06 AM
  • MasBarHigeuoris21 In that Oscars list thread, I'm not sure if you were talking to me when u said "you haven't been here long enough" because if you were, I've been on this site a lot longer than you. I just lurk for the most part. If you weren't talking about me, carry on.
    February 29 09:11 AM
  • oltnabrick woop double post - and yeah thanks, dont worry its okay ive weeped enough - yeah i'm in venezuela though recently i've been talking with my parents to let me move out of the country on my own in a couple of years which, if i can prove im responsable enough for that and pay for it they might let me - i should probably start looking at the forums more too
    February 26 03:45 PM
  • oltnabrick i still recognize a bunch of ppl but most are these super new guys whose interests really dont overlap with mine plus yea like when it was ppl i knew it was kinda fun to just post all this dumb s*** all the time but now its a bunch of memecore dudes whose posts are just incomprehensible and annoying, even a lot of stuff that /does/ interest is infested with that stuff and like i got nothing to do over there
    February 26 03:44 PM
  • oltnabrick i don't comment, but i'm here - i havent found much use in commenting for a while, most of whats in threads now either doesnt interest me or is just nonsense (or usually both) and i have nothing to say - but this is still my main source for finding music and so i dont plan to stop using it at any near future even if i dont comment too much. i think 6 mostly just comments on that weekly thread on the forums now - happy bday! as for me, well, read my comments on rev's box, that's the jist of it
    February 26 03:44 PM
  • GmemberKills unfortunately I feel like i won't meet many people that like it either, let alone love it. it's definitely up there for me, I can see myself getting even more attached to it overtime as well. I appreciate you reppin the album so hard and gettin me to jam.
    February 25 11:46 PM
  • GmemberKills smile from the streets you hold is so damn beautiful.
    February 25 11:25 AM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 25 04:49 AM
  • p4p the off minor song?
    February 21 10:14 AM
  • p4p wow u completely forgot me
    February 21 10:13 AM
  • NeroCorleone80 dad rock sucks unless its sabbath or the stooges
    February 19 06:24 AM
  • BeyondCosby Lol that's my picture man.
    February 18 11:04 PM
  • Tyler. i was just listening to take my hand. haha
    February 18 09:10 PM
  • Tyler. yo can you give me a hip hop rec real quick. like something thats catchy and has good flows or whatever the kids say
    February 18 08:59 PM
  • Headphone snG0k!
    February 18 11:24 AM
  • user you're very eloquent. your reasonings for your love of mane in the oblivion access thread were honest and to be frank quite refreshing. good s***
    February 18 04:38 AM
  • Ovrot remove bladders
    February 18 03:47 AM
  • Keyblade my nigga :D
    February 18 02:44 AM
  • Keyblade thanks dawg, i think i might have mentioned it in one of those censuses before but yeah would be impossible to guess ha
    February 18 02:29 AM
  • Keyblade im somali. u might remember us from captain philips lol
    February 18 02:24 AM
  • Keyblade yea it's real nice. would def recommend it as a vacation spot too, some beautiful sights
    February 18 02:21 AM
  • Keyblade shiet it's a long story lol but i moved out here to live with my gma basically
    February 18 02:17 AM
  • Keyblade naw but i live there. im from toronto dude
    February 18 02:03 AM
  • Dunpeal wuts rly good bruh bruh?
    February 17 01:40 PM
  • brainmelter thanks mane;)
    February 17 01:04 PM
  • DoctorDoom If I'm feeling reflective, he has a track. If I'm frustrated he has a track. If I wanna rob a sucka, then go home an put some codeine in a wine glass an just reflect, he has a track. Brilliant.
    February 17 08:35 AM
  • AdolfChrist lol yeah, i was a bit of a troll.
    February 17 06:10 AM
  • AdolfChrist nah that was me.
    February 17 05:35 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot johnnythepervertedpussymagician
    February 17 12:12 AM
  • Tyler. although i completely understand i actually think it's gonna happen this year
    February 17 12:06 AM
  • Tyler. changed it out for rich evans/mbv mashup which is almost as cool as daryl. haha dont worry i'l bring him back when the new glassjaw lp drops this year
    February 16 11:53 PM
  • Dunpeal smae
    February 16 11:52 PM
  • DoctorDoom That description of new Lil Ugly Mane was extremely accurate to my own thoughts.
    February 16 09:10 AM
  • AtomicWaste Who who; who who
    February 15 07:58 AM
  • Frippertronics It cannot be helped.
    February 15 01:25 AM
  • Frippertronics I'll do it once I get this afro cut and listen to more Pharoah Sanders thanks
    February 15 01:21 AM
  • Frippertronics jesus christ thank you, are you doing a complementary presentation on jenny death as well?
    February 15 01:17 AM
  • blatho salaaM Chroooooooooottt!
    February 15 01:15 AM
  • Frippertronics lecture me about niggas on the moon once more mitch
    February 15 01:13 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy
    February 15 12:35 AM
  • Frippertronics check brown out if you gonna try and lecture me on niggas on the moon
    February 9 04:17 AM
  • Frippertronics it's no morgan-nova solis, which managed to properly tell 70s britain of the great issues between alien relations with astronauts who journeyed to the moon as well as tackling the fear of the inevitable apocalypse all from the mindset of an immortal space alien dude with an irritatingly high voice
    February 9 04:04 AM
  • demigod! Dude u2 bro
    January 29 05:31 PM
  • Ire Okays, high a lot. How about you reishy?
    January 28 05:06 PM
  • Jom That crossword puzzle clue is beyond my pay grade. What about WFB for WillieFisterbut?
    January 27 04:02 PM
  • climactic ill give it a 3 for u and because opposite lanes is sick
    January 27 12:47 PM
  • climactic who hurt u
    January 27 12:42 PM
  • climactic damn
    January 27 12:40 PM
  • climactic what if i 5 isolation do u forgive mr
    January 26 08:03 PM
  • climactic damn bruh we dont talk for a year and u come back throwin dickcheese at me smh
    January 26 07:51 PM
  • wacknizzle Same, how you doin, what you up to?
    January 26 12:43 PM
  • Ire Sup
    January 24 12:41 PM
  • demigod!
    January 22 04:48 PM
  • oltnabrick i think that is phelgm
    January 17 02:07 PM
  • someguest I'd never leave.
    January 12 11:01 PM
  • beefshoes I'm graduating in the fall. haha I meant to say that I'm going to grad school in the near future.Are you doing the same?
    January 12 07:50 PM
  • tommygun :[ fvck this
    January 12 07:12 PM
  • someguest Yeah, I would. If I got a good job $$$ I'd be gone in a second. It's a toss up between out there and northern rustic-as-**** Michigan.
    January 12 07:12 PM
  • someguest The housing market is huge out there. I just took a trip around the LA/Santa Barbara area. Allergies were gone the second I stepped off the plane. The desert day trip was a favorite of mine.
    January 12 07:09 PM
  • deezer666 Did you see this yo? or hear it before legacy s*** when LUM was yung gus Componly Flo esque. Think it leaked with all those tracks on that fan comp from time ago
    January 5 01:11 PM

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