Kegel The Elf

Reviews 1
Approval 75%

Soundoffs 87
News Articles 5
Band Edits + Tags 52
Album Edits 36

Album Ratings 650
Objectivity 64%

Last Active 05-04-15 12:54 pm
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 53
Review Comments 19,500

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  • Hep Kat
    May 22 10:14 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal sm0king vveed is actually punishable by death where i live
    May 12 05:57 AM
  • fromtheinside the def of a **** and you know i'm not one for faggy pejoratives nig
    May 6 11:50 PM
  • fromtheinside dude no i'm not. and i'm trying to escape right now not even through real life. music beer weed and cigs in my chair right now. whatever i'm ****ed up from this s***
    May 6 10:11 PM
  • Hep Kat its bae all bae
    May 6 08:03 PM
  • Hep Kat
    May 6 03:26 PM
  • oltnabrick
    May 4 02:14 AM
  • RosaParks np love ya
    May 3 11:10 AM
  • RosaParks he just used numbers my friend heres the link if u want!zw1WVRiL!YvECoo8pvYhkPevMv85EjDtOEjdT0LumtkI_PRHT2zg
    May 2 11:02 PM
  • EyesWideShut so is Lil Ugly Mane truly gone for good?
    April 25 12:46 PM
  • LordePots woops, here;
    April 24 02:16 PM
  • LordePots
    April 23 09:02 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum its jackie robinson, dummie
    April 22 10:28 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum you didnt know, its okay
    April 22 07:16 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum its a baseball card for one of the most legendary names in baseball: Rollie Fingers.look it up
    April 22 12:47 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum Jays and Royals are my teams, but dat pic is legend. had to use it.
    April 22 12:45 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum ye im playin you
    April 22 03:00 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures nigga
    April 21 09:22 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum probably
    April 21 08:01 PM
  • oltnabrick already seent that 3 days ago
    April 20 09:05 PM
  • RogueNine You'd beat me though, lol.
    April 17 02:19 AM
  • deathschool Hey, I got people in Cali. You better fly right.
    April 17 02:06 AM
  • RogueNine You're in Cali, right? I'll let you know next time I'm out there.
    April 17 02:01 AM
  • RogueNine Naw man you've always been cool to me, I ain't about that.
    April 17 01:57 AM
  • RogueNine Just using the shoutbox for what it's for bud.
    April 17 01:55 AM
  • deathschool So then you do in fact respond to the title "FourthDykePooPooHead"
    April 17 01:49 AM
  • SGGreenman I know it is. I really don't see the hate for it what so ever
    April 15 07:13 PM
  • oltnabrick
    April 9 05:52 AM
  • oltnabrick
    April 9 02:20 AM
  • bach only the daft and ignorant don't know what that is
    April 7 04:19 AM
  • Phlegm listen to some of his battles lol, it's sad how much better and interesting he is than all the chumps he faces
    April 1 06:08 AM
  • Phlegm
    April 1 05:41 AM
  • MalleusMaleficarum lol ppl are probably gonna complain about the length during this draft cuz its 12 ppl but then again 8 people will probably be autodrafting so ye
    March 27 10:43 AM
    March 25 07:52 PM
  • FlyheadMetal hey man DEATH is ****ing awesome. im not alone because three of their albums have 4.4 out of over a thousand votes and one has a 4.5 out of 2300 votes. Symbolic is the 19th highest rated on the site. cmon man jam that s*** before you talk s***
    March 25 09:32 AM
  • guitarded_chuck that were u from senpai , s*** ok brb
    March 25 09:10 AM
  • PotsyTater this is pretty cool u might dig;
    March 25 04:37 AM
  • p4p hi miatch
    March 23 10:25 PM
  • fromtheinside STOP BEING SO ANGRY WITH ME.
    March 20 11:05 PM
  • Green Baron r u ilovesushi if u r draft startz in 10 mins
    March 20 08:20 PM
  • fromtheinside hey why is jenny death so bad?
    March 20 08:09 AM
  • Frippertronics ugh one more try - what's your favorite color?
    March 17 08:48 PM
  • demigod! plug
    March 17 09:07 AM
  • Frippertronics dude Nova Solis or Jenny Death idk anymore
    March 16 10:34 PM
  • itchybutthole Yo isnt it supposed to officialy drop march 17th?
    March 16 09:46 PM
  • Phlegm miss us
    March 15 05:33 AM
  • Hep Kat ya n wen i cum dey touch tungz n share dat nut LOL SIQQ FUKN BURN ICE ICE NIQQA
    March 14 06:12 PM
  • Hep Kat ive jammed ghostpoet since ya wuz in ya daddys nutsack sen. class is in sesh, keep up wit da blanksta
    March 14 08:35 AM
  • Hep Kat uncle hep always good lookin out 4 1 of his own nignog
    March 14 08:03 AM
  • Hep Kat cheqq dis fam
    March 14 08:00 AM
  • LordePots dude new clear soul forces ep is the best thing theyve ever done by far. also i listened to that ghostpoet new album and i liked it a lot. if it weren't for the closing track it would be a 4.5 but that track is not good at all and kind of a terrible closer so i gave it a 4
    March 12 04:17 PM
  • controlled nobody believes you. omg
    March 12 03:02 AM
  • Frippertronics man, and the previews probably sound like garbage. I learned from the TBK leak, it's just gonna ruin your initial reaction to the music because it isn't the quality it's intended to be. But considering we've been waiting this long, to hell with exclusivity.
    March 11 11:26 PM
  • Frippertronics aside from Inanimate, I'm not even going near those samples. I got something coming soon when this drops, so I'm a bit more optimistic about JD than I was a few months ago. It's gonna be good.
    March 11 11:18 PM
  • Frippertronics on a scale from 1-10, how dank is Jenny Death gonna be?
    March 11 10:58 PM
  • Hep Kat
    March 11 02:25 PM
  • bach damn this slaps. gonna download this asap
    March 7 12:36 AM
  • oltnabrick new lil ugly mane
    March 7 12:07 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy 248 pics of kevin bacon?
    March 6 11:15 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy lol i bet it's not legit
    March 6 10:59 PM
  • Deviant. Good thing no one will ban me:
    March 6 10:48 PM
  • MeatSalad Not too bad man, got a job at a MEAT department in a grocery store, how you been
    March 6 06:29 PM
  • climactic WAIT...are u going?
    March 6 05:32 PM
  • climactic drivin with gf across the country :]
    March 6 05:22 PM
  • LordePots **** yeah to that Ghost Poet new album. do u listen to Dream McLean? and Young Troubled Minds just popped up on the top 100 torrents on one day and i happened to decide to check it out
    March 6 02:51 PM
  • climactic duuuuedudududududeeeee im going to coachellaaaaaaa
    March 6 11:37 AM
  • Hep Kat i can see myself fuxxxin wit dis, good looks
    March 6 08:43 AM
  • controlled tonight rosa and i are gonna jam the new nickelback album in hybrid bae
    March 5 06:28 PM
  • MeatSalad Yo waddup nigga
    March 5 06:19 PM
  • pissbore
    March 5 02:03 PM
  • LordePots 2014 was sick as **** for electronic and afro-swag but the metal and hip-hop game was weak. and yeah man, honestly its been a while since an album has dragged me back this often in a while but Blade of the Ronin got me listenin at least twice a day since i first snagged it
    March 5 06:19 AM
  • LordePots agreed man 2015 is already blowing 2014 out of the water for hip-hop. 2014 wasnt a great hop year for me, most of the stuff i liked was experimental s*** but this year there is an influx of super quality underground stuff, hope it keeps going, and goddamn i am happy with dat CanOx
    March 5 06:12 AM
  • LordePots i mean the beat is amazing but the lyrical content appeases me to the highest degree
    March 5 06:07 AM
  • LordePots likewise man, there are a couple nigs on here that i do that for and then like 50 nigs that i just say "yeah will check" and then never actually do
    March 5 06:06 AM
  • LordePots at least peep track #5 ****ing High cuz its my hip hop soty;
    March 5 05:58 AM
  • LordePots lol love that. also nice tut rating glad u dug it. u gonna check that young troubled minds unit?
    March 5 05:57 AM
  • controlled my s***s all wet but i wanna see you too let's hang out give me a time and i'll get dressed up
    March 4 08:59 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum I'll be very disappointed if doesn't drop, but I'm sure it will. Nugz on the Moon had some gems but I dont think it had the lasting effect on me that it had on you lol
    March 4 03:52 PM
  • controlled u mad bae?
    March 4 03:16 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum thx for joining broseph ill keep ud when u inevitably forget abt the draft
    March 4 01:45 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum friday march 27th 3PM Eastern Time
    March 4 01:19 PM
  • LordePots and the random Black Milk produced track doesnt feel out of place at all. my favs are Psalm 82, Blade, Thunder In July, Water, The Horizon, Iron Rose, The Fire Rises, and The Vision. honestly everything about it is the perfect cold vein follow up, the production and the beats emmulate everything that made the cold vein a classic .
    March 3 05:49 PM
  • LordePots im glad you agree man first listen for me was like a 3 because i couldnt even wrap my mind around the beats. second listen it raised to a 4 because i could start actually digesting them and was like wow this is crazy. third listen it went to 4.5 and was like ok yeah this is mind blowing holy ****.
    March 3 05:44 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 Aight gotta run pce
    March 3 03:36 PM
  • oltnabrick what did i rate it
    March 3 03:17 AM
  • bach this slap
    March 3 01:42 AM
  • Frippertronics morgan- nova solis
    March 2 10:33 PM
  • demigod! dude sup im drunk wanna plug pls thatd be so good
    February 28 05:22 AM
  • LordePots yeah dude! i noticed u were the only person who had their other album rated. i havent heard that one yet, just kind of randomly downloaded the new one when it popped up on the top 100 torrents list on one day cuz i liked their band name
    February 28 12:14 AM
  • lyzakthellama I havent been on here much anymore
    February 24 05:45 PM
  • demigod! ah man that sucks, i feel you though. what a skank
    February 24 02:02 PM
  • demigod! except you don't even like the simpsons wtf is up w/ that
    February 24 01:57 PM
  • demigod! you are loved hard
    February 24 01:40 PM
  • demigod! demidog6:58amdude i should get 4th in hereLITBULL6:59amget his punk ass in here
    February 23 07:02 AM
  • demigod!
    February 23 06:59 AM
  • lyzakthellama my dude! how's it going?
    February 22 08:45 PM
  • bach mods cracked down on my weed list smh
    February 22 08:26 PM
  • bach twon my goth dad
    February 22 04:50 AM
  • bach
    February 21 04:47 PM
  • oltnabrick
    February 20 05:45 PM
  • oltnabrick **** me, mate
    February 19 06:20 PM
  • demigod! svp, nice viet kong rating
    February 19 12:44 AM
  • BMDrummer ****in lucky mate, gonna wait for the reissue
    February 18 08:10 PM
  • BMDrummer how much?
    February 18 07:48 PM
  • BMDrummer you got leaves on vinyl?????
    February 18 09:05 AM
  • bach
    February 16 06:21 AM
  • Tunaboy45 Would you rather jam Death Grips?
    February 10 04:41 PM
  • Gameofmetal Lol yeah it's just too good
    February 10 09:59 AM
  • bach i listen to macdonald glover with my dad sometimes
    February 10 04:56 AM
  • VlacDrac That's nice. Spanish can be quite difficult for non-native speakers, but it's not that hard.
    February 8 11:21 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 ight gtg
    February 6 10:29 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 WHO?
    February 6 12:08 PM
  • oltnabrick
    February 6 04:34 AM
  • avonbarksdale221 real life man workin savin jammin kickin yall good dude?
    January 30 07:21 PM
  • JM18 Haha I know dude. I haven't been active on here in a MINUTE. I've just been lurking the past couple of weeks and my original account still isn't unbanned and its been a whole year. My first ban too
    January 29 05:00 AM
  • JM18 ight gtg pce
    January 29 04:26 AM
  • VlacDrac School starts today but, I'm happy because I'll be taking Swedish lessons as well.
    January 26 01:24 AM
  • YakNips thats me
    January 25 06:35 PM
  • bach damn this one slaps dude
    January 23 03:11 AM
  • VlacDrac What's up, man?
    January 23 02:41 AM
  • oltnabrick what size should i get? / what size u get? / how tall are you?
    January 22 04:42 AM
  • oltnabrick no wtf, link me
    January 22 03:38 AM
  • oltnabrick its been a 4.5 for like three months now lol
    January 22 03:16 AM
  • bach how's stuff goin man?
    January 21 11:15 PM
  • Skoj cool, that's what I'm working with. Thanks
    January 21 08:23 AM
  • Skoj Finally writing reviews, editing my first one now. Any general advice on how to not **** this up?
    January 20 11:33 AM
  • fromtheinside i hate yOuOoOOoOoOoOoOoO
    January 19 01:08 AM
  • treeqt. yes they are but not right now
    January 18 08:15 AM
  • Crymsonblaze fire
    January 16 08:35 PM
  • Skoj I'm lugubrious, my trap game is stupidest.
    January 15 08:32 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend goshdarnit well that sucks |:
    January 15 08:30 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend okay so my room is on fire um
    January 15 08:25 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend ugh this is so dumb i give up smh
    January 15 08:22 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend which part do u light again like do you boil the water before you put in the bong or
    January 15 08:21 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend im trying but i keep coughing -_ -
    January 15 08:14 PM
  • deathschool Stay in school.
    January 14 10:58 PM
  • YankeeDudel i made a batch of magic brownies over the weekend. they have sprinkles
    January 14 06:47 PM
  • FearThyEvil that's good to hear, thanks man
    January 13 02:51 AM
  • bach dude this kinda s*** is straight up my alley. hella slaps for sure
    January 13 02:22 AM
  • bach s*** is that the on doing an evil deed vocal sample?
    January 13 02:13 AM
  • fromtheinside WOW.WOW.
    January 13 02:04 AM
  • Futures SharkTooth 12.18.14 smae is basically same with the 2 letters in the middle switched around
    January 11 05:34 PM
  • fromtheinside tonight is the greatest night of my life because of the God Brady. but dude yeah s***s doin what it do when i do what i do. you know? uself?
    January 10 11:59 PM
  • fromtheinside sup couch slut
    January 10 11:47 PM
  • oltnabrick Sorry for being the only virgin rapper
    January 10 09:45 PM
  • Jacquibim So are you going to declare your sputnik awards anytime soon?
    January 5 06:09 AM
  • SowingSeason Post the results of the sputnik awards I want to know if I won comeback user lol
    December 28 09:37 PM
  • Hep Kat u 2 mane, u stay up hi. like in da clouds hi
    December 22 07:40 PM
  • oltnabrick SharkTooth 12.18.14 smae is basically same with the 2 letters in the middle switched around
    December 18 07:37 PM
  • HalfManHalfAmazing aye man props for that lil ugly mane rating
    December 14 11:28 AM
  • oltnabrick
    December 12 05:57 AM
  • Futures prove that your mom is my dad
    December 12 04:06 AM
  • Frippertronics i remember the good old times...
    December 12 02:03 AM
  • fromtheinside i miss u : /
    December 8 12:56 AM
  • oltnabrick
    December 2 09:50 PM
  • Betray bruh
    November 25 01:11 PM
  • melonade more like lil ugly skramz amirite
    November 25 09:15 AM
  • Betray duuudeeee forsett saved ur ass
    November 25 08:07 AM
  • ShadowRemains yeah that album rules
    November 20 08:32 PM
  • ShadowRemains choke - there's a story to this moral
    November 20 08:30 PM
  • YakNips i be i be hibernating getting high
    November 17 01:46 PM
  • bach smoke bloonts
    November 13 09:50 PM
  • Gwyn. my internet modem broke and been without internet literally the whole of october it sucked
    November 8 08:36 PM
  • fromtheinside tell me about it
    November 7 04:12 AM
  • Cloudcity do you like metal
    October 28 10:52 PM
  • YakNips do you remember the first time you asked me if i remembered the first time i remembered
    October 28 06:35 PM
  • MeatSalad
    October 27 11:38 PM
  • Static swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag
    October 27 04:29 PM
  • Futures hey man whats up? been getting into rap p hard lately stuff like run the jewels, danny brown and more death grips. got any recs? your the man to come to for this stuff haha
    October 26 02:28 PM
  • tempest--
    October 26 09:51 AM
  • oltnabrick
    October 26 03:28 AM
  • danielito19 ihihihihihihih
    October 24 09:40 AM
  • MeatSalad lmao dude, gotta keep up that agreeable image
    October 24 06:49 AM
  • ShadowRemains who said you didn't
    October 18 02:24 PM
  • MOJ asdfghj saci saci /-
    October 18 09:21 AM
  • fromtheinside this dude at work had a chain wallet and i asked this bitch to ask why and she asked ME why
    October 18 12:30 AM
  • Frippertronics yes yes yes
    October 17 11:11 PM
  • Frippertronics damn but you liked Nova Solis :^/. i will rec u nonetheless, plus it has your cities aviv boy on there: get #rec'd pls and thank you. :^]
    October 17 10:52 PM
  • Frippertronics do it pls.
    October 17 10:48 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey try listening to this 2014 ugly mane haha :P
    October 16 01:05 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey try listening to this 2014 rappity hop haha :P
    October 15 11:11 PM
  • LordePots mmhmm :]
    October 1 12:27 AM
  • LordePots dat thomas azier guy
    September 30 09:01 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 30 05:05 AM
  • Frippertronics sup check out Morgan- Brown Out
    September 28 03:10 AM
  • Hyperion1001 cant take this spooky world anymore
    September 27 10:01 AM
  • SowingSeason Checking it out now and I enjoy it so far...thanks for the rec. I may very well review this.
    September 26 03:03 AM
  • oltnabrick this is where i got my user name
    September 24 11:53 PM
  • oltnabrick is he still doing this? i might have to reactivate my facebook bcuz i need squadda b's artwork
    September 24 11:29 PM
  • chesse13 yeah it's honestly shocking how ****ing retarded those are lol. im a disgrace i know disown me i deserve it
    September 23 09:59 PM
  • chesse13 dude i don't even know and i am very ashamed
    September 23 09:47 PM
  • chesse13 i thought yak was N carolina? idk but east coast scum agreed people here suck
    September 23 09:41 PM
  • chesse13 what you from jersey too?
    September 23 09:35 PM
  • chesse13 do u hav fb
    September 23 09:21 PM
  • MOJ YOU'RRE momm hott addd mee
    September 23 07:24 AM
  • Futures I like to think far too much to believe in any sort of religion or deity.
    September 21 04:15 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 21 04:26 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 21 04:26 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 21 04:24 AM
  • bach rt if u smoke bomb
    September 19 03:23 AM

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