Kegel The Elf

Reviews 2
Approval 78%

Soundoffs 89
News Articles 6
Band Edits + Tags 53
Album Edits 41

Album Ratings 666
Objectivity 63%

Last Active 02-01-17 8:43 pm
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 58
Review Comments 666

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  • Dunpeal meet me in Montauk, bish
    February 19 07:51 PM
  • bach gotchu man check your email
    February 5 11:48 PM
  • ShitsofRain 6666
    January 25 08:02 AM
  • RosaParks the world doesn't deserve him tbh. lum will never die
    January 20 03:01 AM
  • Recspecs I have a tiny brown dick
    January 16 01:28 PM
  • guitarded_chuck pls pos im tryingn to bring up my aproval rating ty
    January 15 06:38 PM
  • Log S. yes
    January 11 09:34 PM
  • AdolfChrist Ooohhh
    January 10 07:26 AM
  • Frippertronics I'm kid, coming for you
    January 10 05:40 AM
    January 8 06:04 AM
  • Gwyn. Pretty good just ridiculously busy, got a job and juggling between that and practicing my bass/piano playing. Hope all's good for you too brah
    January 8 05:53 AM
  • RadicalEd Muh degrees tho.
    January 8 05:52 AM
  • RadicalEd poor lambs is going to die from heightened bloodpressure if you keep this up.
    January 8 05:50 AM
  • TheMrAlexK I like this user [2]
    January 7 12:35 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot "O s*** waddup" (what I said the last time I realized I had a kid)
    January 7 09:29 AM
  • Tyler. Where do I start
    January 6 08:46 PM
  • TVC15 666 ratings, nice
    January 6 07:52 PM
  • RogueNine Hmm, it could be on to something.
    January 6 07:40 PM
  • RogueNine Yes I happened to notice that, haha.
    January 6 07:30 PM
  • RogueNine Lol thanks for thinking of me bb
    January 6 07:15 PM
  • dbizzles A girl can dream.
    January 5 06:09 PM
  • YakNips shnik
    January 4 06:03 PM
  • dbizzles We ought to try to steal Wade Phillips from Denver and get rid of Ken Norton Sr.
    January 4 11:15 AM
  • bach mango malibu with my doc martens on
    January 3 04:26 AM
  • frigyourgenre Wat
    January 2 10:28 PM
  • coneren fuuck thats a good lady right there
    January 2 09:54 PM
  • coneren fuuck did she ask about me?
    January 2 09:47 PM
  • coneren lets giver to our livers
    January 2 09:40 PM
  • coneren there should be 2 though
    January 2 09:35 PM
  • coneren if you start acting like me then youll forget i even exist!!
    January 2 09:06 PM
  • coneren poopy
    January 2 08:55 PM
  • Futures agreed tbh
    January 2 08:37 PM
  • JMNewcomer pce out gtg
    January 2 08:23 PM
  • Frippertronics welcome home kegel mitch
    January 2 05:08 PM
  • Hep Kat Better question would be what isn't. Sucks about D Carr, mane. But the future is bright for Oaktown
    December 31 01:20 AM
  • Chortles i work for a global industrial packaging company, p boring s***. it's a lot of technical work, the core business is very engineering based since our customers have complicated products. i'm just a trainee right now so just learning and getting involved in various projects but it's ehhhh so so. nothing bad just not really what i'm passionate about
    December 28 08:47 AM
  • Chortles college prof status is freakin tops dude, hope you get there some day. the best uni profs are always the coolest people. nice you have so much drive man that's what im missing rn tbh. it's amazing that i've gotten to travel and the company is great i just dont really give a s*** about the actual work lol
    December 27 10:56 AM
  • Chortles 3.8 is hella impressive fkn NERD
    December 27 03:21 AM
  • Chortles no way man i can totally see it. i feel like some day i'll want to teach, while i've been abroad i've definitely thought about quitting at some point and moving somewhere else to teach english as a second language. what ages do you want to teach?
    December 27 03:02 AM
  • dbizzles I was minutes away from using Xmas money for a Carr jersey and now I'm conflicted.
    December 26 09:42 PM
  • VaxXi yeah ill give some of his other stuff a look for sure
    December 26 07:13 PM
  • VaxXi thanks for the indirect cities aviv rec, it was really nice. also i thought you quit the site forever?
    December 26 06:33 PM
  • dbizzles Carr, dude. ****.
    December 24 10:28 PM
  • Chortles dude niiice. i graduated this past spring so this is the first time i've been without a break and it's brutal. i've been good tho, got a nice job and am getting to live in sweden to work at their hq for a year so that has been crazy cool so far
    December 23 02:33 AM
  • Chortles what the fk is up man hows life
    December 22 01:56 PM
  • Chortles sup
    December 22 12:40 PM
  • dbizzles I'm happy too. I think we can shut down Luck and depending on how the AFC plays out we may need a W in DEN to for home field advantage. I'm also just happy that the drought is over. I want to win, but how can I even be that disappointed if we drop out in Rd 1 compared to the last 13 seasons?
    December 19 02:27 AM
  • dbizzles Time to win out impressively and pray KC and NE **** up. Feeling good anyway.
    December 19 02:13 AM
  • dbizzles Time to win out impressively and pray KC and NE **** up. Freelance good anyway.
    December 19 02:13 AM
    December 18 08:35 PM
  • Phlegm babby babyy
    December 9 07:02 PM
  • dbizzles We blew it. Hopefully we can win out.
    December 9 10:43 AM
  • deezer666 All good man (lies!) Where you been? Living?
    December 9 05:46 AM
  • oltnabrick i mean new ugly verses are always good in my book. never listened to antwon for the lyrics anyways. wiki best part of ratking too
    December 9 12:03 AM
  • dbizzles Good luck tonight, man. We can do this!
    December 8 07:05 PM
  • oltnabrick should release more than 1 song tbh
    December 8 04:01 PM
  • deezer666 Oh s***!!..... there goes the neighbourhood....How u been yo?
    December 8 10:42 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Wow!
    December 8 07:46 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass You can only get better my friend. Being happy in ourselves is the most important thing, then the rest will come. Always here if you need a chat mate, even if you are a gay :)
    December 8 07:40 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Just weren't compatible really at the end mate, I fell for someone else. 2016 has been a car crash of a year! But got some inspiration for my music out of it!
    December 8 07:37 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Manly and gay?! Freddie Mercury?
    December 8 07:32 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass Thanks bro - give 'em a rating if you can!I don't do vox my man, I like dreamy instrumental girly s*** - because I'm an emotional guy!
    December 8 07:29 AM
  • KILL salam alaikum my brother
    December 7 02:20 PM
  • dbizzles Couldn't have come at a better time. Free Aldon Smith and get his dumb ass I'm shape and we will be ace with the D line.
    December 6 02:07 AM
  • dbizzles Seriously, I don't think anyone has any idea how many big pieces are on the shelf doe our D. If (big if) Smith gets reinstated and Mario Edwards can play, teams will be terrorized to the max. **** Goodel though, not sure what is taking so long. I really hope we can take out KC- maybe the glove will help Carr.
    December 5 04:27 PM
  • Trebor. If he were on a real team he would have a ring by now
    December 5 03:46 PM
  • Trebor. Your welcome
    December 5 03:44 PM
  • Trebor. 4 what
    December 5 03:42 PM
  • dbizzles Feels good to be 10-2 in any case. We consistently wreck house in at least on half haha but that's usually not good enough for the playoffs. Dream Scenario: we win out, NE drops a game or two and we get home field advantage and we end up meeting in the AFC Championship. Mack strip sacks Brady in the 4th quarter and we go to the Super Bowl while Brady and Belichick retire, Pats sign Tony Romo who repeatedly gets hurt, but does just enough, then they spiral into 14 years of disappointment :)
    December 5 11:14 AM
  • dbizzles *whispers* RRRRRRAAAAAAAIDERRRRRRRS *whispers*
    November 22 01:11 AM
  • SharkTooth RIP
    September 29 09:00 AM
  • AwesomeFunGhostAmigo
    April 5 12:49 AM
  • GmemberKills Yo! Idk if you have been wanting any recs but you should check out Coma Cinema - Stoned Alone.It's kinda got that early elliott smith feel, but it has it's own trippy vibe. It's one of favorites and it's free on bandcamp too.
    March 11 05:30 PM
  • Hep Kat fat rat- my lil cousin Cal a gangsta:
    March 9 09:36 AM
  • Hep Kat who said those glorious English words currently gracing ur fave bands? that is simply majestic. like a landlocked Bible Belt cracker mainline Episocopalian conservative frat boi 19 year old seeing the ocean for the first time
    March 6 09:04 PM
  • Hep Kat moar liek dopes cartel LOL
    March 6 09:02 PM
  • Greyvy smae
    March 4 08:01 AM
  • blath0 blatho.
    March 1 04:06 AM
  • MasBarHigeuoris21 In that Oscars list thread, I'm not sure if you were talking to me when u said "you haven't been here long enough" because if you were, I've been on this site a lot longer than you. I just lurk for the most part. If you weren't talking about me, carry on.
    February 29 09:11 AM
  • oltnabrick woop double post - and yeah thanks, dont worry its okay ive weeped enough - yeah i'm in venezuela though recently i've been talking with my parents to let me move out of the country on my own in a couple of years which, if i can prove im responsable enough for that and pay for it they might let me - i should probably start looking at the forums more too
    February 26 03:45 PM
  • oltnabrick i still recognize a bunch of ppl but most are these super new guys whose interests really dont overlap with mine plus yea like when it was ppl i knew it was kinda fun to just post all this dumb s*** all the time but now its a bunch of memecore dudes whose posts are just incomprehensible and annoying, even a lot of stuff that /does/ interest is infested with that stuff and like i got nothing to do over there
    February 26 03:44 PM
  • oltnabrick i don't comment, but i'm here - i havent found much use in commenting for a while, most of whats in threads now either doesnt interest me or is just nonsense (or usually both) and i have nothing to say - but this is still my main source for finding music and so i dont plan to stop using it at any near future even if i dont comment too much. i think 6 mostly just comments on that weekly thread on the forums now - happy bday! as for me, well, read my comments on rev's box, that's the jist of it
    February 26 03:44 PM
  • GmemberKills unfortunately I feel like i won't meet many people that like it either, let alone love it. it's definitely up there for me, I can see myself getting even more attached to it overtime as well. I appreciate you reppin the album so hard and gettin me to jam.
    February 25 11:46 PM
  • GmemberKills smile from the streets you hold is so damn beautiful.
    February 25 11:25 AM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 25 04:49 AM
  • p4p the off minor song?
    February 21 10:14 AM
  • p4p wow u completely forgot me
    February 21 10:13 AM
  • NeroCorleone80 dad rock sucks unless its sabbath or the stooges
    February 19 06:24 AM
  • BeyondCosby Lol that's my picture man.
    February 18 11:04 PM
  • Tyler. i was just listening to take my hand. haha
    February 18 09:10 PM
  • Tyler. yo can you give me a hip hop rec real quick. like something thats catchy and has good flows or whatever the kids say
    February 18 08:59 PM
  • Headphone snG0k!
    February 18 11:24 AM
  • user you're very eloquent. your reasonings for your love of mane in the oblivion access thread were honest and to be frank quite refreshing. good s***
    February 18 04:38 AM
  • Ovrot remove bladders
    February 18 03:47 AM
  • Keyblade my nigga :D
    February 18 02:44 AM
  • Keyblade thanks dawg, i think i might have mentioned it in one of those censuses before but yeah would be impossible to guess ha
    February 18 02:29 AM
  • Keyblade im somali. u might remember us from captain philips lol
    February 18 02:24 AM
  • Keyblade yea it's real nice. would def recommend it as a vacation spot too, some beautiful sights
    February 18 02:21 AM
  • Keyblade shiet it's a long story lol but i moved out here to live with my gma basically
    February 18 02:17 AM
  • Keyblade naw but i live there. im from toronto dude
    February 18 02:03 AM
  • Dunpeal wuts rly good bruh bruh?
    February 17 01:40 PM
  • brainmelter thanks mane;)
    February 17 01:04 PM
  • DoctorDoom If I'm feeling reflective, he has a track. If I'm frustrated he has a track. If I wanna rob a sucka, then go home an put some codeine in a wine glass an just reflect, he has a track. Brilliant.
    February 17 08:35 AM
  • AdolfChrist lol yeah, i was a bit of a troll.
    February 17 06:10 AM
  • AdolfChrist nah that was me.
    February 17 05:35 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot johnnythepervertedpussymagician
    February 17 12:12 AM
  • Tyler. although i completely understand i actually think it's gonna happen this year
    February 17 12:06 AM
  • Tyler. changed it out for rich evans/mbv mashup which is almost as cool as daryl. haha dont worry i'l bring him back when the new glassjaw lp drops this year
    February 16 11:53 PM
  • Dunpeal smae
    February 16 11:52 PM
  • DoctorDoom That description of new Lil Ugly Mane was extremely accurate to my own thoughts.
    February 16 09:10 AM
  • AtomicWaste Who who; who who
    February 15 07:58 AM
  • Frippertronics It cannot be helped.
    February 15 01:25 AM
  • Frippertronics I'll do it once I get this afro cut and listen to more Pharoah Sanders thanks
    February 15 01:21 AM
  • Frippertronics jesus christ thank you, are you doing a complementary presentation on jenny death as well?
    February 15 01:17 AM
  • blatho salaaM Chroooooooooottt!
    February 15 01:15 AM
  • Frippertronics lecture me about niggas on the moon once more mitch
    February 15 01:13 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy
    February 15 12:35 AM
  • Frippertronics check brown out if you gonna try and lecture me on niggas on the moon
    February 9 04:17 AM
  • Frippertronics it's no morgan-nova solis, which managed to properly tell 70s britain of the great issues between alien relations with astronauts who journeyed to the moon as well as tackling the fear of the inevitable apocalypse all from the mindset of an immortal space alien dude with an irritatingly high voice
    February 9 04:04 AM
  • demigod! Dude u2 bro
    January 29 05:31 PM
  • Ire Okays, high a lot. How about you reishy?
    January 28 05:06 PM
  • Jom That crossword puzzle clue is beyond my pay grade. What about WFB for WillieFisterbut?
    January 27 04:02 PM
  • climactic ill give it a 3 for u and because opposite lanes is sick
    January 27 12:47 PM
  • climactic who hurt u
    January 27 12:42 PM
  • climactic damn
    January 27 12:40 PM
  • climactic what if i 5 isolation do u forgive mr
    January 26 08:03 PM
  • climactic damn bruh we dont talk for a year and u come back throwin dickcheese at me smh
    January 26 07:51 PM
  • wacknizzle Same, how you doin, what you up to?
    January 26 12:43 PM
  • Ire Sup
    January 24 12:41 PM
  • demigod!
    January 22 04:48 PM
  • oltnabrick i think that is phelgm
    January 17 02:07 PM
  • someguest I'd never leave.
    January 12 11:01 PM
  • beefshoes I'm graduating in the fall. haha I meant to say that I'm going to grad school in the near future.Are you doing the same?
    January 12 07:50 PM
  • tommygun :[ fvck this
    January 12 07:12 PM
  • someguest Yeah, I would. If I got a good job $$$ I'd be gone in a second. It's a toss up between out there and northern rustic-as-**** Michigan.
    January 12 07:12 PM
  • someguest The housing market is huge out there. I just took a trip around the LA/Santa Barbara area. Allergies were gone the second I stepped off the plane. The desert day trip was a favorite of mine.
    January 12 07:09 PM
  • deezer666 Did you see this yo? or hear it before legacy s*** when LUM was yung gus Componly Flo esque. Think it leaked with all those tracks on that fan comp from time ago
    January 5 01:11 PM
    January 3 10:41 PM
  • witchxrapist i have return lolzz
    January 3 06:39 PM
  • MeatSalad you too my nigga, have a good one
    January 2 05:08 PM
  • deezer666 'Not amazed confirmed' 'how amazing is oblivion access?' (below) are you schizo dude?
    December 27 06:23 PM
  • Hyperion1001 the production is just too damn good, next level for sure
    December 25 09:04 AM
  • Hyperion1001 too damn good grave w/in a grave and drain counter are the duo of the year.
    December 25 09:03 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle Glad you enjoyed it, man. it's def top 3 hip-hop of the year, and i really enjoyed what hip-hop had to offer this year.
    December 23 02:20 PM
  • hal1ax fer sure boss
    December 22 06:51 PM
  • hal1ax
    December 22 06:06 PM
  • hal1ax beats for brothels vol. 3 is out mang
    December 22 06:04 PM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal
    December 22 04:39 AM
  • RogueNine On it.
    December 21 06:44 PM
  • deezer666 I get ya man, Parts of it are. its Kinda why I like it though. Its all over the place yet together it works. You definitely have to listen to it as a whole for it to fit.
    December 21 05:59 PM
  • RogueNine Go for it.
    December 21 05:37 PM
  • RogueNine Yo man, I think it was a couple years ago you shoutbox'd me your SOTY. Can you hit me up again for 2015?
    December 21 04:42 AM
  • RosaParks yeah best album ever confirmed. wish there wasn't so much ear wrecking noize tho tbh
    December 20 07:32 PM
  • RosaParks finally about to listen tonight. already know its a 5 tho
    December 20 01:17 AM
  • deathschool Satin
    December 19 08:37 PM
  • deezer666 What your biggest problems with it man?
    December 19 05:32 AM
  • StrizzMatik Np dude
    December 19 04:04 AM
  • StrizzMatik Film - Text on Image [2015].rar?dl=0 yo
    December 19 02:05 AM
  • treeqt. im the jap ladyboyz
    December 13 05:03 AM
  • YakNips hi dad
    December 13 04:01 AM
  • bach
    December 13 03:58 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal sm0k
    December 10 12:59 PM
  • Frippertronics once again, good job man
    November 16 01:27 PM
  • Frippertronics still can't eat pizza after that one plug chat about you and your girl tbh good ****ing job
    November 16 05:44 AM
  • hal1ax werd
    October 28 11:20 PM
  • hal1ax its on halloween ya? u gonna dress up if u end up going?
    October 28 11:07 PM
  • hal1ax rsvp? idk fuk it
    October 28 08:12 PM
  • hal1ax word thx. i rspv'd
    October 28 08:11 PM
  • hal1ax u know what venue? roxy? echoplex?
    October 28 07:04 PM
  • Fluttertrank i am?
    October 27 01:30 PM
  • ftinside Lift to Experience
    October 25 01:36 AM
  • Rowan5215 I love you
    October 19 04:31 AM
  • Futures do u remember me dad
    October 12 12:32 AM
  • Futures smae is just same with the m and a switched
    October 12 12:29 AM
  • bach i miss you 2 my dude ive been bumpin glassjaw all week in ur honor
    October 11 10:22 PM
  • aok f ukcu
    October 11 04:41 AM
  • dbizzles ****ing right, man. I've had a Tim Brown jersey since I was a little kid and losing the Tuck Rule and to the Bucs in in the Super Bowl were literally some of the worst days of my life. We're making all the right steps, just need to keep improving so we can capitalize on the division when Denver implodes.
    October 6 11:52 PM
  • bach dude i was sn0king and i told my rl friends about you and fat chino rip i hate it here now
    October 6 02:50 AM
  • tommygun :]
    September 30 08:03 PM
  • bach where u been
    September 18 09:35 PM
  • frigyourgenre that niggas on the moon 5 makes you my homie
    September 16 09:38 AM
  • Static why u being so mean
    September 15 06:34 AM
  • oltnabrick
    September 10 11:31 PM
  • deezer666 Only my Bonobo size testicles.
    September 5 04:17 AM
  • Gyromania i would love to tbh. you seem like pretty much everyone else who judges obama based on preexisting issues that he could have never dreamed to eradicate in his short term
    August 16 12:50 AM
  • Gyromania yo fourth i'm just saying don't go into a thread with a popular opinion and state it as fact when we both know you probably don't have anything valid to back it up with. i understand people have to get their internet cred up though
    August 16 12:02 AM
  • Phlegm tried to fb tag you ages ago but how good is
    August 13 12:01 AM
  • LordePots pfft.
    August 11 01:31 PM
  • LordePots trust me on both of these man. especially bahamadia she got dj premier, beatminerz, guru, and the roots on production ffs
    August 11 02:34 AM
  • LordePots oh dude wow obviously u havent heard bahamadia
    August 11 02:33 AM
  • LordePots check it out dude i feel like ud dig it hard. its a Duck Down Productions release, some 21 year old female rapper and the beats are stellar as fuuuuck. if u loved that young troubled men album im almost certain ull dig that hard.
    August 11 02:06 AM
  • LordePots oy u hrd new Chelsea Reject alb ?
    August 10 10:43 PM
  • tempest-- whats up dude how you been
    July 24 11:27 PM
  • Parallels well you listened to better music than me. in high school i was jamming my chemical romance, pretty girls make graves, the killers and u2
    July 24 06:24 PM
  • Parallels i c ur vaporwave also
    July 24 06:22 PM
  • Parallels how embarrassing for me to actually let it grow to my top 10
    July 24 06:17 PM
  • YakNips red scare more like yellow scare amiright
    July 24 06:09 PM
  • YakNips opium summer is the s***
    July 19 04:41 AM
  • YakNips this is weird s*** but i like it
    July 19 04:12 AM
  • KILL Quite, indubitably.
    July 18 03:41 PM

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