Kegel The Elf

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Soundoffs 89
News Articles 6
Band Edits + Tags 52
Album Edits 39

Album Ratings 666
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Last Active 03-15-16 2:06 pm
Joined 07-15-11

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  • AwesomeFunGhostAmigo
    April 5 12:49 AM
  • 3NCrypt3D Malgus is pretty rad as well tho
    March 20 07:06 PM
  • GmemberKills Yo! Idk if you have been wanting any recs but you should check out Coma Cinema - Stoned Alone.It's kinda got that early elliott smith feel, but it has it's own trippy vibe. It's one of favorites and it's free on bandcamp too.
    March 11 05:30 PM
  • Hep Kat fat rat- my lil cousin Cal a gangsta:
    March 9 09:36 AM
  • Hep Kat who said those glorious English words currently gracing ur fave bands? that is simply majestic. like a landlocked Bible Belt cracker mainline Episocopalian conservative frat boi 19 year old seeing the ocean for the first time
    March 6 09:04 PM
  • Hep Kat moar liek dopes cartel LOL
    March 6 09:02 PM
  • Greyvy smae
    March 4 08:01 AM
  • blath0 blatho.
    March 1 04:06 AM
  • MasBarHigeuoris21 In that Oscars list thread, I'm not sure if you were talking to me when u said "you haven't been here long enough" because if you were, I've been on this site a lot longer than you. I just lurk for the most part. If you weren't talking about me, carry on.
    February 29 09:11 AM
  • oltnabrick woop double post - and yeah thanks, dont worry its okay ive weeped enough - yeah i'm in venezuela though recently i've been talking with my parents to let me move out of the country on my own in a couple of years which, if i can prove im responsable enough for that and pay for it they might let me - i should probably start looking at the forums more too
    February 26 03:45 PM
  • oltnabrick i still recognize a bunch of ppl but most are these super new guys whose interests really dont overlap with mine plus yea like when it was ppl i knew it was kinda fun to just post all this dumb s*** all the time but now its a bunch of memecore dudes whose posts are just incomprehensible and annoying, even a lot of stuff that /does/ interest is infested with that stuff and like i got nothing to do over there
    February 26 03:44 PM
  • oltnabrick i don't comment, but i'm here - i havent found much use in commenting for a while, most of whats in threads now either doesnt interest me or is just nonsense (or usually both) and i have nothing to say - but this is still my main source for finding music and so i dont plan to stop using it at any near future even if i dont comment too much. i think 6 mostly just comments on that weekly thread on the forums now - happy bday! as for me, well, read my comments on rev's box, that's the jist of it
    February 26 03:44 PM
  • GmemberKills unfortunately I feel like i won't meet many people that like it either, let alone love it. it's definitely up there for me, I can see myself getting even more attached to it overtime as well. I appreciate you reppin the album so hard and gettin me to jam.
    February 25 11:46 PM
  • GmemberKills smile from the streets you hold is so damn beautiful.
    February 25 11:25 AM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 25 04:49 AM
  • p4p the off minor song?
    February 21 10:14 AM
  • p4p wow u completely forgot me
    February 21 10:13 AM
  • NeroCorleone80 dad rock sucks unless its sabbath or the stooges
    February 19 06:24 AM
  • BeyondCosby Lol that's my picture man.
    February 18 11:04 PM
  • Tyler. i was just listening to take my hand. haha
    February 18 09:10 PM
  • Tyler. yo can you give me a hip hop rec real quick. like something thats catchy and has good flows or whatever the kids say
    February 18 08:59 PM
  • Headphone snG0k!
    February 18 11:24 AM
  • user you're very eloquent. your reasonings for your love of mane in the oblivion access thread were honest and to be frank quite refreshing. good s***
    February 18 04:38 AM
  • Ovrot remove bladders
    February 18 03:47 AM
  • Keyblade my nigga :D
    February 18 02:44 AM
  • Keyblade thanks dawg, i think i might have mentioned it in one of those censuses before but yeah would be impossible to guess ha
    February 18 02:29 AM
  • Keyblade im somali. u might remember us from captain philips lol
    February 18 02:24 AM
  • Keyblade yea it's real nice. would def recommend it as a vacation spot too, some beautiful sights
    February 18 02:21 AM
  • Keyblade shiet it's a long story lol but i moved out here to live with my gma basically
    February 18 02:17 AM
  • Keyblade naw but i live there. im from toronto dude
    February 18 02:03 AM
  • Dunpeal wuts rly good bruh bruh?
    February 17 01:40 PM
  • brainmelter23 thanks mane;)
    February 17 01:04 PM
  • DoctorDoom If I'm feeling reflective, he has a track. If I'm frustrated he has a track. If I wanna rob a sucka, then go home an put some codeine in a wine glass an just reflect, he has a track. Brilliant.
    February 17 08:35 AM
  • AdolfChrist lol yeah, i was a bit of a troll.
    February 17 06:10 AM
  • AdolfChrist nah that was me.
    February 17 05:35 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot johnnythepervertedpussymagician
    February 17 12:12 AM
  • Tyler. although i completely understand i actually think it's gonna happen this year
    February 17 12:06 AM
  • Tyler. changed it out for rich evans/mbv mashup which is almost as cool as daryl. haha dont worry i'l bring him back when the new glassjaw lp drops this year
    February 16 11:53 PM
  • Dunpeal smae
    February 16 11:52 PM
  • DoctorDoom That description of new Lil Ugly Mane was extremely accurate to my own thoughts.
    February 16 09:10 AM
  • AtomicWaste Who who; who who
    February 15 07:58 AM
  • Frippertronics It cannot be helped.
    February 15 01:25 AM
  • Frippertronics I'll do it once I get this afro cut and listen to more Pharoah Sanders thanks
    February 15 01:21 AM
  • Frippertronics jesus christ thank you, are you doing a complementary presentation on jenny death as well?
    February 15 01:17 AM
  • blatho salaaM Chroooooooooottt!
    February 15 01:15 AM
  • Frippertronics lecture me about niggas on the moon once more mitch
    February 15 01:13 AM
  • MyNameIsPencil pussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussypussy
    February 15 12:35 AM
  • Frippertronics check brown out if you gonna try and lecture me on niggas on the moon
    February 9 04:17 AM
  • Frippertronics it's no morgan-nova solis, which managed to properly tell 70s britain of the great issues between alien relations with astronauts who journeyed to the moon as well as tackling the fear of the inevitable apocalypse all from the mindset of an immortal space alien dude with an irritatingly high voice
    February 9 04:04 AM
  • demigod! Dude u2 bro
    January 29 05:31 PM
  • Ire Okays, high a lot. How about you reishy?
    January 28 05:06 PM
  • Jom That crossword puzzle clue is beyond my pay grade. What about WFB for WillieFisterbut?
    January 27 04:02 PM
  • climactic ill give it a 3 for u and because opposite lanes is sick
    January 27 12:47 PM
  • climactic who hurt u
    January 27 12:42 PM
  • climactic damn
    January 27 12:40 PM
  • climactic what if i 5 isolation do u forgive mr
    January 26 08:03 PM
  • climactic damn bruh we dont talk for a year and u come back throwin dickcheese at me smh
    January 26 07:51 PM
  • wacknizzle Same, how you doin, what you up to?
    January 26 12:43 PM
  • Ire Sup
    January 24 12:41 PM
  • demigod!
    January 22 04:48 PM
  • oltnabrick i think that is phelgm
    January 17 02:07 PM
  • someguest I'd never leave.
    January 12 11:01 PM
  • beefshoes I'm graduating in the fall. haha I meant to say that I'm going to grad school in the near future.Are you doing the same?
    January 12 07:50 PM
  • tommygun :[ fvck this
    January 12 07:12 PM
  • someguest Yeah, I would. If I got a good job $$$ I'd be gone in a second. It's a toss up between out there and northern rustic-as-**** Michigan.
    January 12 07:12 PM
  • someguest The housing market is huge out there. I just took a trip around the LA/Santa Barbara area. Allergies were gone the second I stepped off the plane. The desert day trip was a favorite of mine.
    January 12 07:09 PM
  • deezer666 Did you see this yo? or hear it before legacy s*** when LUM was yung gus Componly Flo esque. Think it leaked with all those tracks on that fan comp from time ago
    January 5 01:11 PM
    January 3 10:41 PM
  • witchxrapist i have return lolzz
    January 3 06:39 PM
  • MeatSalad you too my nigga, have a good one
    January 2 05:08 PM
  • deezer666 'Not amazed confirmed' 'how amazing is oblivion access?' (below) are you schizo dude?
    December 27 06:23 PM
  • Hyperion1001 the production is just too damn good, next level for sure
    December 25 09:04 AM
  • Hyperion1001 too damn good grave w/in a grave and drain counter are the duo of the year.
    December 25 09:03 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle Glad you enjoyed it, man. it's def top 3 hip-hop of the year, and i really enjoyed what hip-hop had to offer this year.
    December 23 02:20 PM
  • hal1ax fer sure boss
    December 22 06:51 PM
  • hal1ax
    December 22 06:06 PM
  • hal1ax beats for brothels vol. 3 is out mang
    December 22 06:04 PM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal
    December 22 04:39 AM
  • RogueNine On it.
    December 21 06:44 PM
  • deezer666 I get ya man, Parts of it are. its Kinda why I like it though. Its all over the place yet together it works. You definitely have to listen to it as a whole for it to fit.
    December 21 05:59 PM
  • RogueNine Go for it.
    December 21 05:37 PM
  • RogueNine Yo man, I think it was a couple years ago you shoutbox'd me your SOTY. Can you hit me up again for 2015?
    December 21 04:42 AM
  • RosaParks yeah best album ever confirmed. wish there wasn't so much ear wrecking noize tho tbh
    December 20 07:32 PM
  • RosaParks finally about to listen tonight. already know its a 5 tho
    December 20 01:17 AM
  • deathschool Satin
    December 19 08:37 PM
  • deezer666 What your biggest problems with it man?
    December 19 05:32 AM
  • StrizzMatik Np dude
    December 19 04:04 AM
  • StrizzMatik Film - Text on Image [2015].rar?dl=0 yo
    December 19 02:05 AM
  • treeqt. im the jap ladyboyz
    December 13 05:03 AM
  • YakNips hi dad
    December 13 04:01 AM
  • bach
    December 13 03:58 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal sm0k
    December 10 12:59 PM
  • Frippertronics once again, good job man
    November 16 01:27 PM
  • Frippertronics still can't eat pizza after that one plug chat about you and your girl tbh good ****ing job
    November 16 05:44 AM
  • hal1ax werd
    October 28 11:20 PM
  • hal1ax its on halloween ya? u gonna dress up if u end up going?
    October 28 11:07 PM
  • hal1ax rsvp? idk fuk it
    October 28 08:12 PM
  • hal1ax word thx. i rspv'd
    October 28 08:11 PM
  • hal1ax u know what venue? roxy? echoplex?
    October 28 07:04 PM
  • Fluttertrank i am?
    October 27 01:30 PM
  • ftinside Lift to Experience
    October 25 01:36 AM
  • Rowan5215 I love you
    October 19 04:31 AM
  • Futures do u remember me dad
    October 12 12:32 AM
  • Futures smae is just same with the m and a switched
    October 12 12:29 AM
  • bach i miss you 2 my dude ive been bumpin glassjaw all week in ur honor
    October 11 10:22 PM
  • aok f ukcu
    October 11 04:41 AM
  • dbizzles ****ing right, man. I've had a Tim Brown jersey since I was a little kid and losing the Tuck Rule and to the Bucs in in the Super Bowl were literally some of the worst days of my life. We're making all the right steps, just need to keep improving so we can capitalize on the division when Denver implodes.
    October 6 11:52 PM
  • bach dude i was sn0king and i told my rl friends about you and fat chino rip i hate it here now
    October 6 02:50 AM
  • tommygun :]
    September 30 08:03 PM
  • bach where u been
    September 18 09:35 PM
  • frigyourgenre that niggas on the moon 5 makes you my homie
    September 16 09:38 AM
  • Static why u being so mean
    September 15 06:34 AM
  • oltnabrick
    September 10 11:31 PM
  • deezer666 Only my Bonobo size testicles.
    September 5 04:17 AM
  • Gyromania i would love to tbh. you seem like pretty much everyone else who judges obama based on preexisting issues that he could have never dreamed to eradicate in his short term
    August 16 12:50 AM
  • Gyromania yo fourth i'm just saying don't go into a thread with a popular opinion and state it as fact when we both know you probably don't have anything valid to back it up with. i understand people have to get their internet cred up though
    August 16 12:02 AM
  • Phlegm tried to fb tag you ages ago but how good is
    August 13 12:01 AM
  • LordePots pfft.
    August 11 01:31 PM
  • LordePots trust me on both of these man. especially bahamadia she got dj premier, beatminerz, guru, and the roots on production ffs
    August 11 02:34 AM
  • LordePots oh dude wow obviously u havent heard bahamadia
    August 11 02:33 AM
  • LordePots check it out dude i feel like ud dig it hard. its a Duck Down Productions release, some 21 year old female rapper and the beats are stellar as fuuuuck. if u loved that young troubled men album im almost certain ull dig that hard.
    August 11 02:06 AM
  • LordePots oy u hrd new Chelsea Reject alb ?
    August 10 10:43 PM
  • tempest-- whats up dude how you been
    July 24 11:27 PM
  • Parallels well you listened to better music than me. in high school i was jamming my chemical romance, pretty girls make graves, the killers and u2
    July 24 06:24 PM
  • Parallels i c ur vaporwave also
    July 24 06:22 PM
  • Parallels how embarrassing for me to actually let it grow to my top 10
    July 24 06:17 PM
  • YakNips red scare more like yellow scare amiright
    July 24 06:09 PM
  • YakNips opium summer is the s***
    July 19 04:41 AM
  • YakNips this is weird s*** but i like it
    July 19 04:12 AM
  • KILL Quite, indubitably.
    July 18 03:41 PM
  • xDeathoholic weed is a bad thing i dont wanna get deaded
    July 18 01:28 AM
  • Frippertronics Dad?!
    July 15 05:28 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal fourth what now???
    July 15 12:11 AM
  • NOu drugs r bad
    July 14 06:05 AM
  • wacknizzle sup dood, how's it goin?
    July 13 12:59 PM
  • fromtheinside Hey eff u
    July 13 12:51 AM
  • xDeathoholic yes i know my username is aids. i made it during my edgy deathcore phase
    July 12 06:33 PM
  • Static too much yelling!! he also sweaars!
    July 6 05:32 PM
  • Hep Kat I'm dipped rn tbh
    July 3 11:20 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 3 03:36 AM
  • treeqt. what the **** dad
    July 2 07:56 PM
  • treeqt. what he say
    July 2 07:51 PM
  • Muppelope Thx bud, yours too.
    July 1 12:20 PM
  • oltnabrick @Matt: Even the tone of the instrumentalists sounded bad.
    June 30 06:33 PM
  • LordePots oh i hope so
    June 30 01:03 AM
  • deathschool It forreal wasn't me
    June 29 11:21 PM
  • FacelessMan lol no
    June 29 09:38 PM
  • LordePots oh **** i forgot madeinheights had a new album thats rad
    June 29 09:01 PM
  • LepreCon Will do brah
    June 29 08:03 PM
  • bach SAY IT WASN'T YOU
    June 29 07:01 PM
  • itchybutthole 1989 was the year when mom was dad
    June 29 06:52 PM
  • YakNips that my dick
    June 29 04:13 PM
  • Hep Kat look bruv ive read sum books u feel me mate? now be a gud lad n score us a loose guv #vapingnicofiend
    June 29 12:18 PM
    June 29 11:39 AM
  • Valkyrion hello
    June 29 10:19 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal q= she is okay so far
    June 29 09:47 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal you like made in heights, maybe i will like =p
    June 29 09:34 AM
  • TheSpirit Why thank you very much
    June 29 08:28 AM
  • someguest bay area one day of the week
    June 28 10:39 PM
  • RosaParks Pussy
    June 20 02:42 PM
  • demigod! Boards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the Details
    June 19 04:31 AM
  • someguest oh and I'm gonna be in cali in July
    June 17 08:32 PM
  • someguest yes son
    June 16 10:37 PM
  • Hyperion1001 you gotta go to the soundoff page, you cant do it on the review page. i kno its dumb.
    June 16 10:42 AM
  • YakNips i believe you have forgotten
    June 15 09:13 PM
  • YakNips we have a frozen food truck in recieiving
    June 15 07:29 PM
  • evilford lol yeah I won't judge you. I actually forgot how to do that not too long ago too, had to ask KILL. you have to go to the album review, then click on the user ratings so you go to the rating/soundoff page, and then "dig it" will be right to the right of the artist/album
    June 15 07:02 PM
  • LordePots wot da fuuuuck
    June 15 06:20 PM
  • Chortles uncool brother
    June 15 05:03 PM
  • bach my grandpa works at hot topic he's a registered sex offender
    June 15 04:10 PM
  • Hyperion1001 i have feelings u kno
    June 15 01:57 PM
  • Frippertronics what
    June 15 06:01 AM
  • Mort. pretty good person to be compared to tbh
    June 14 05:28 PM
  • Mort. yes it is. i was wondering how you knew that then i saw its on my last fm lol.
    June 14 05:12 PM
  • deathschool Honestly is a modern, pop-rock band from Atlanta, Georgia. On May 3rd, 2005, they released the EP, Ghosts of A Brilliant Past. Without the help of a recording company, they continued to tour and get radio airplay. With their dilligence, they became the Unsigned Band of the Year in 2004. After the release of their first LP, Have A Nice Life, they became more well known and have performed well over 200 shows and have sold over 5,000 albums nationwide. Honestly have even had songs played on MTV, AB
    June 7 09:50 PM
  • Ire Shmo
    June 6 04:55 AM
  • Hep Kat
    May 22 10:14 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal sm0king vveed is actually punishable by death where i live
    May 12 05:57 AM
  • fromtheinside the def of a **** and you know i'm not one for faggy pejoratives nig
    May 6 11:50 PM
  • fromtheinside dude no i'm not. and i'm trying to escape right now not even through real life. music beer weed and cigs in my chair right now. whatever i'm ****ed up from this s***
    May 6 10:11 PM
  • Hep Kat its bae all bae
    May 6 08:03 PM
  • Hep Kat
    May 6 03:26 PM
  • oltnabrick
    May 4 02:14 AM
  • RosaParks np love ya
    May 3 11:10 AM
  • RosaParks he just used numbers my friend heres the link if u want!zw1WVRiL!YvECoo8pvYhkPevMv85EjDtOEjdT0LumtkI_PRHT2zg
    May 2 11:02 PM
  • EyesWideShut so is Lil Ugly Mane truly gone for good?
    April 25 12:46 PM
  • LordePots woops, here;
    April 24 02:16 PM
  • LordePots
    April 23 09:02 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum its jackie robinson, dummie
    April 22 10:28 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum you didnt know, its okay
    April 22 07:16 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum its a baseball card for one of the most legendary names in baseball: Rollie Fingers.look it up
    April 22 12:47 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum Jays and Royals are my teams, but dat pic is legend. had to use it.
    April 22 12:45 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum ye im playin you
    April 22 03:00 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures nigga
    April 21 09:22 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum probably
    April 21 08:01 PM
  • oltnabrick already seent that 3 days ago
    April 20 09:05 PM
  • RogueNine You'd beat me though, lol.
    April 17 02:19 AM
  • deathschool Hey, I got people in Cali. You better fly right.
    April 17 02:06 AM
  • RogueNine You're in Cali, right? I'll let you know next time I'm out there.
    April 17 02:01 AM
  • RogueNine Naw man you've always been cool to me, I ain't about that.
    April 17 01:57 AM

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