Kegel The Elf

Reviews 1
Approval 77%

Soundoffs 83
News Articles 3
Band Edits + Tags 51
Album Edits 30

Album Ratings 611
Objectivity 64%

Last Active 10-02-14 1:09 am
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 51
Review Comments 17,858

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  • ShadowRemains who said you didn't
    October 18 02:24 PM
  • MOJ asdfghj saci saci /-
    October 18 09:21 AM
  • fromtheinside this dude at work had a chain wallet and i asked this bitch to ask why and she asked ME why
    October 18 12:30 AM
  • Frippertronics yes yes yes
    October 17 11:11 PM
  • Frippertronics damn but you liked Nova Solis :^/. i will rec u nonetheless, plus it has your cities aviv boy on there: get #rec'd pls and thank you. :^]
    October 17 10:52 PM
  • Frippertronics do it pls.
    October 17 10:48 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey try listening to this 2014 ugly mane haha :P
    October 16 01:05 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey try listening to this 2014 rappity hop haha :P
    October 15 11:11 PM
  • LordePots mmhmm :]
    October 1 12:27 AM
  • LordePots dat thomas azier guy
    September 30 09:01 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 30 05:05 AM
  • Frippertronics sup check out Morgan- Brown Out
    September 28 03:10 AM
  • Hyperion1001 cant take this spooky world anymore
    September 27 10:01 AM
  • SowingSeason Checking it out now and I enjoy it so far...thanks for the rec. I may very well review this.
    September 26 03:03 AM
  • oltnabrick this is where i got my user name
    September 24 11:53 PM
  • oltnabrick is he still doing this? i might have to reactivate my facebook bcuz i need squadda b's artwork
    September 24 11:29 PM
  • chesse13 yeah it's honestly shocking how ****ing retarded those are lol. im a disgrace i know disown me i deserve it
    September 23 09:59 PM
  • chesse13 dude i don't even know and i am very ashamed
    September 23 09:47 PM
  • chesse13 i thought yak was N carolina? idk but east coast scum agreed people here suck
    September 23 09:41 PM
  • chesse13 what you from jersey too?
    September 23 09:35 PM
  • chesse13 do u hav fb
    September 23 09:21 PM
  • MOJ YOU'RRE momm hott addd mee
    September 23 07:24 AM
  • Futures I like to think far too much to believe in any sort of religion or deity.
    September 21 04:15 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 21 04:26 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 21 04:26 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend
    September 21 04:24 AM
  • bach rt if u smoke bomb
    September 19 03:23 AM
  • TomAnderson That is vulgar.
    September 18 11:08 PM
  • Frippertronics bruh i just got morgan's second album for a dollar
    September 18 08:54 PM
  • YakNips sm0k??
    September 18 12:27 PM
  • bach rt if u smoke bomb
    September 18 11:43 AM
  • Arcade what
    September 18 09:51 AM
  • oltnabrick I have a distaste for your bulls***. Every time I run across one of your posts on this web site I get a sudden urge to run out in front of a moving train. It's that bad. You're unfunny, you're distasteful, and you lack any of the mental capacity needed to be consistent in your terrible posts. Now go **** yourself, you insignificant ball of decaying feces.
    September 12 06:13 PM
  • oltnabrick
    September 12 04:24 PM
  • frigyourgenre More stupid s*** user FourthReich likes
    September 9 09:48 PM
  • oltnabrick
    September 7 02:05 PM
  • sniper hell yeah dude whenever there is one i'm there.
    September 4 04:33 PM
  • oltnabrick
    September 4 12:23 AM
  • Gestapo yours is better tbh
    September 2 07:40 PM
  • oltnabrick Close Your Eyes (And Count to ****) [ft. Zack de la Rocha]
    September 2 07:26 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend omg i logged in too late =0 im gonna becum skelton Dx
    August 30 11:40 AM
  • Thunderkat Fourths***e
    August 30 04:50 AM
  • Phlegm on vacation mane
    August 30 04:27 AM
  • bach lmao
    August 29 04:52 PM
  • bach LOL that belongs on chronner brothers tbh
    August 29 04:47 PM
  • bach
    August 29 04:43 PM
  • oltnabrick
    August 29 11:43 AM
  • deathschool Who's your favorite Beedle?
    August 29 02:57 AM
  • SowingSeason Just a reminder the draft is tonight at 5:30 PDT / 8:30 EST
    August 28 02:03 PM
  • demigod! agreed
    August 28 12:34 PM
  • oltnabrick check this: /// Lil Ugly Mane samples a few of the tracks from this on Mista Thug Isolation.
    August 28 05:10 AM
  • oltnabrick
    August 28 03:29 AM
  • chesse13 Are you another who wants me to go back to slut?? Is my personality not enough
    August 27 01:37 AM
  • Frippertronics if you find god you can tell him i'm the one
    August 26 12:00 AM
  • oltnabrick
    August 25 11:39 PM
  • oltnabrick bump this one
    August 25 11:29 PM
  • SowingSeason it's sent
    August 25 10:50 PM
  • SowingSeason send me ur email so i can send the invite
    August 25 10:45 PM
  • Deviant. Yeah definitely, his 2nd LP could do with being trimmed down though. It came pretty hot on the heels of My Demons (which is so close to a classic it's insane), and it's 18 tracks over 2 discs. There's another classic to be found in there, but like I said it could do with some culling. Also: and
    August 25 06:50 AM
  • Deviant. Probably one of my favourite tunes:
    August 25 06:25 AM
  • Deviant. Hey man, pushing the play button ain't exactly rocket science ya know!
    August 25 05:53 AM
  • Deviant. Well you're not wrong, but you're not really right either if you know what I mean. I agree that it's terrible, but hey if your friend likes it... Show him these:
    August 25 05:39 AM
  • fromtheinside dude that aviv album. daaaaaamn
    August 24 11:36 PM
  • RogueNine Lol, man Idk what it is but I remember the strangest details about all sorts of people here.
    August 24 10:16 PM
  • RogueNine Kentucky. I experienced a 5.4 out here once but that was years ago.
    August 24 10:11 PM
  • RogueNine You dude, you get rattled today? Heard they had a 6.0 near Vallejo this morning.
    August 24 09:49 PM
  • GnarlyShillelagh whaddupppppppppp
    August 24 12:11 AM
  • oltnabrick 6773_1194821952258_1279729429_.jpg
    August 20 02:38 AM
  • Hep Kat don't act like u night birds hard. I know u dun even night bords softt
    August 19 07:09 PM
  • Hyperion1001 smae
    August 19 06:51 PM
  • Futures do you smoke weed dude
    August 19 04:56 PM
  • Hep Kat do you smoke weed dude
    August 19 04:05 PM
  • oltnabrick crack
    August 19 03:11 PM
  • Titan i missed you
    August 18 04:14 PM
  • bach is your dong ok
    August 18 11:53 AM
    August 18 06:44 AM
  • MeatSalad I'd rather be a big swinging dick than a normal person tbh
    August 18 05:54 AM
  • MeatSalad Yeah man dick problems are probably the worst possible thing on the planet so hopefully it all turns out to be nothing and goes away easily
    August 18 05:49 AM
  • MeatSalad Damn dude well let me know how it goesButt and life is pretty mediocre, gotta get surgery soon which will solve a lot of problems
    August 18 05:45 AM
  • MeatSalad Wait really
    August 18 05:42 AM
  • SmaeTbh is good
    August 14 01:31 AM
  • Futures TalonsOfFire Ive seen you talking about the "deep web" a lot on here, what exactly is that? I've never heard of it but I'm afraid to search it because it sounds bad.
    August 14 12:46 AM
  • YakNips ya it's pre swee
    August 13 11:27 PM
  • Hep Kat noice they are v v fun to see
    August 13 09:07 PM
  • Futures Albums I've Actually Paid For With Real Money (or Debit Card) This Year
    August 13 02:38 PM
  • Hep Kat Got tix 2 see deniro farrar/denzel curry in Philly. Say werd sen
    August 12 07:45 PM
  • oltnabrick
    August 9 01:15 AM
  • SeedsofNone yooooooooooooooooooooooo
    August 7 08:57 PM
  • MeatSalad hey man how's it goin
    August 7 08:04 PM
  • bach me and oltna touched peens
    August 7 05:42 PM
  • YakNips ill see u there m/
    August 7 02:17 PM
  • YakNips warped tour 2016
    August 7 02:11 PM
  • YakNips those reds cant touch us on the moon
    August 7 02:08 PM
  • BMDrummer nice new avi
    August 7 12:09 PM
  • Jacquibim
    August 7 05:56 AM
  • fromtheinside i've got enough to feed you bro. #trust?
    August 7 05:44 AM
  • fromtheinside sup
    August 7 04:44 AM
  • aok sexy avatar :3
    August 6 06:06 PM
  • PunchforPunch "this punch guy ain't even funny he should stop posting smh" plug talk
    August 6 02:40 PM
  • bach same
    August 6 07:41 AM
  • Dunpeal i hope that Gospel ranking is retroactive. otherwise ur quite the chodesnot :3
    August 6 02:52 AM
  • Keyblade Lol it's all good dude, I just want a place to post Dop lyrics in all caps idc about no feature you feel
    August 6 01:35 AM
  • Keyblade :[ jom and his polite ass dagger to the heart
    August 5 06:29 PM
  • Keyblade Just rev'd Peace Kehd bruh now we can quote lyrics all day
    August 5 11:41 AM
  • aok smoke good eat good live good
    August 5 09:52 AM
  • aok you were so obvious, yet you still got me . you're one of a kind you
    July 31 01:42 PM
  • aok i show you light now. it burns forever
    July 22 04:39 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 16 08:09 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 14 12:50 PM
  • hehephones But I don't like to How because it requires passion and works and confidence, which is insane and too much energy ihihihihihi!!!!! I like to WHEN only, please,,????? is it possible??? orr no? please teach me Foorth okkk
    July 14 02:31 AM
  • MalleusMaleficarum yeh man, havent jammed in quite awhile tho.
    July 13 08:43 AM
  • bach
    July 12 11:21 PM
  • bach idk that's a antwon tweet from a while back lol
    July 12 10:22 PM
  • bach sad andy only 5 foot tall ain't that some s***
    July 12 08:17 PM
  • Futures same but nobody would in their right mind would come visit wisconsin lol
    July 8 01:37 AM
  • Futures haha. i gotta get out to cali sometime and we could see some shows m/ always wanted to visit there.
    July 8 01:34 AM
  • Futures **** man that sounds incredible. did you get to meet josh?
    July 8 01:26 AM
  • Futures DUDE. how was dot hacker live?
    July 7 09:42 PM
  • oltnabrick just got my fade did.
    July 6 11:15 PM
  • Futures lmao dude it's bj but facebook won't ****ing let me have two ****ing capital ****ing letters in my ****ing name
    July 5 07:42 PM
  • KILL ok i kinda believe you, i'll check it regardless
    July 5 06:22 PM
  • oltnabrick The new MellowHype album is actually pretty good
    July 5 05:56 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 4 09:26 PM
  • fromtheinside sup nigga. who u ****in these days
    July 4 03:46 AM
  • someguest do you know that man in your avatar? beautiful.
    July 4 12:38 AM
  • fromtheinside BEYOND GOD!?
    July 3 05:59 AM
  • oltnabrick
    July 3 02:16 AM
  • Futures
    July 3 01:05 AM
  • Futures ye exmilitary is prob a 5 for me haha. so fvcking good.
    July 3 12:00 AM
  • Futures i was only messing dude haha. but yeah kinda disappointed since i just started jamming them. oh well i still gotta hear the money store, no love deep web and government plates.
    July 2 11:49 PM
  • Futures no more death grips dude wtf. how much did you cry?
    July 2 11:30 PM
  • ShitsofRain xD
    July 2 04:25 PM
  • fromtheinside ROGER ****IN THAT
    July 2 03:55 AM
  • bach please stay safe Mitchell
    July 1 11:05 PM
  • bach more like kegel the punk bitch
    July 1 10:54 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 1 10:34 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 1 10:28 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy wow why tho cuz im wag right
    July 1 10:15 PM
  • oltnabrick its on par with Black Up for me right now. Definitely the best hip hop album this year. Lese Majesty:
    July 1 09:58 PM
  • oltnabrick new shabazz palaces leaked
    July 1 12:05 PM
  • fromtheinside :D
    July 1 03:56 AM
  • fromtheinside yo whats that
    July 1 03:51 AM
  • Phlegm LOL yeah except you can get this for $10 and won't get an std, just spacey vibes and a new aoty
    July 1 03:47 AM
  • Phlegm yup i don't have a link though i'm streaming through the pre-order
    July 1 03:39 AM
  • Phlegm you're not gonna be disappointed in new Palaces MAN this s*** slaps
    July 1 02:53 AM
  • Futures hell yes man. you just upload one to imgur or something and ask jom. you been watching the world cup man?
    June 30 09:22 PM
  • YakNips that's quite refreshing after the s***ty new Bon Iver song. thanks.
    June 30 08:03 PM
  • Futures whoops missed that shoutbox lol. not much either just a lot of world cup watching and seeing a few shows at summerfest.
    June 29 10:07 PM
  • Futures man that's insane dude. anyways how you been dude?
    June 28 10:43 PM
  • Futures holy ****ing s*** dude. you get to meet him? that would be so cool.
    June 28 10:36 PM
  • Futures lmao no fvcking way dude! he is such a legend around here.
    June 28 10:28 PM
  • Futures sup
    June 23 01:32 AM
  • oltnabrick a classic
    June 20 10:40 PM
  • Dunpeal lol fehg!!
    June 19 04:48 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 18 02:44 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 16 08:50 PM
    June 16 06:33 PM
  • Futures dude holy ****ing s***. i liked it more than the new one. it was amazing. a lot more dark and heavy i think. prefered the vocals as well. incredible stuff. might 5 it.
    June 15 08:53 PM
  • Futures so i listened to exmillitary.
    June 15 04:38 PM
  • Frippertronics you need a niggas on the moon av, like me
    June 15 04:37 PM
  • Frippertronics swee
    June 13 11:12 PM
  • Frippertronics haha how did you find that?
    June 13 11:09 PM
  • deathschool Yee
    June 13 10:58 PM
  • Futures is niggas on the moon your fav grips now?
    June 13 08:45 PM
  • Futures don't forgot hatful of hollow! dropped the hard 5 on it.
    June 13 08:42 PM
  • Futures all hell yes. thats what i wanted to hear. gonna jam it tonight. dude the production on niggas on the moon is incredible. the electronic glitchiness. ugh its perf. can't wait to rip some more dude thanks for getting me into them.
    June 13 08:37 PM
  • Futures it was hyped up for the vocals to be crazy. i was expecting the dude losing his s*** and yelling. thats the only disappointment in the release even though its not lol. 4.5 aoty maybe.
    June 13 08:31 PM
  • Futures gonna jam tonight definitely. is it awesome?
    June 13 08:23 PM
  • Futures dude it was crazy damn. only song i didn't really dig fvck me out. i gotta grip more.
    June 13 08:18 PM
  • Futures its close. idk what was happening holy s***. it rocked so hard.
    June 13 08:13 PM
  • Futures dude
    June 13 07:59 PM
  • Futures dude i listened to niggas on the moon
    June 13 01:31 AM
  • Frippertronics smd listen to morgan's second album already or buy it off of discogs, an original pressing is dirt cheap
    June 11 09:10 PM
  • ShitsofRain i got your bitch on my dick, bitch
    June 11 05:24 PM
  • bach s m h
    June 11 04:32 AM
  • bach word. def the best or at the very least top three smiths. you up to jam?
    June 11 04:22 AM
  • Futures hard dude. my fav bn now. the boy who blocked his own shot is the best song ever created. also jamming the new death grips and hatful of hollow tomorrow holy s*** m/
    June 11 04:19 AM
  • Futures holy s*** whippin out a 5 for the smiths? i like it.
    June 11 04:10 AM
  • bach nice smiths 5 and dino 4.5 bitch
    June 11 04:02 AM
  • Chortles fkn yes my nig, most of the songs on that sucker are top tier smiths tunes it's insane
    June 10 11:28 PM
  • Futures nice man. wondering because i jammed deja for the first time yesterday like 5 times in a row. holy s*** what an album. might like it better than tdag. wanted to talk with someone about it who likes it because a lot of people say it pales in comparison to tdag. i just don't see that. good to know that if i ever need attention might be my favorite brand new track wow.
    June 10 11:14 PM
  • Futures just curious whats your fav brand new album?
    June 10 11:08 PM
  • oltnabrick do you have an Exmilitary cassette?
    June 10 08:01 PM
  • Chortles yes man they are the most addicting band in my book. i'm guessing you've checked hatful by now?
    June 10 04:31 PM
  • Chortles omg one of my faveeeeeeeeees. u smithsing hard dood???
    June 9 06:37 PM
  • Futures nice checking now. gotta jam more smiths all i have if their s/t. going to jam hatful of hollow soon because tom said its the best thing ever.
    June 9 04:15 PM
  • Futures swee thats what i wanted to hear. gonna jam soon. also sweet smiths plays
    June 9 04:10 PM
  • Futures never listened to death grips should i listen to the new one? seems interesting idk
    June 9 04:01 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum FUQ
    June 9 03:31 AM
  • oltnabrick me n waka flock
    June 9 12:37 AM
  • oltnabrick such a goat tbh
    June 8 11:24 PM
  • Phlegm Kegel The Elf | August 5th 12"I'm in one big room filled with abused substance" sick
    June 8 06:44 PM
  • MisterTornado of course (but do NOT read the article in USA TODAY/NY TIMES ::: they are L-I-A-R-S *sweats* i didn't do ANYTHING its all a bunch of hoobastank i swear!1!!!11)
    June 5 11:39 PM
  • oltnabrick There are rare instances in which even the act of rape can in fact be justified. Here are four off the top of my head: As punishment for a false accusation of rape in which the punishment has already been meted out. Suppose Heather has a crush on Dick, a man with suitably Freudian moniker. Heather hits on Dick, but Dick takes no notice of her. In reality, Dick wants nothing to do with Heather. Heather, after realizing this, plots revenge. She goes to a bar and lies to the tough guys there....
    June 5 11:28 PM
  • oltnabrick
    June 4 06:05 PM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass ****ing lol
    June 4 05:34 PM
  • Futures sweeeeee. sports, spirituality and froosh. best things to have in common? prob
    June 4 03:43 AM
  • Futures hard m/ dude we gotta talk more plug or facebook or something idk we have a lot in common like damn
    June 4 03:24 AM
  • Futures agreed your faith can't harm you at all it can only strengthen you. so awesome to find another person on this site like myself. definitely thought i was alone.
    June 4 03:20 AM
  • Futures well stated man. interesting concept. people should just realize that if everyone was like jesus the world would be awesome. seems like the coolest dude ever.
    June 4 03:14 AM

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