Kegel The Elf

Reviews 1
Approval 72%

Soundoffs 89
News Articles 5
Band Edits + Tags 52
Album Edits 37

Album Ratings 665
Objectivity 63%

Last Active 06-23-15 4:12 am
Joined 07-15-11

Forum Posts 53
Review Comments 20,633

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  • Frippertronics once again, good job man
    November 16 01:27 PM
  • Frippertronics still can't eat pizza after that one plug chat about you and your girl tbh good ****ing job
    November 16 05:44 AM
  • hal1ax werd
    October 28 11:20 PM
  • hal1ax its on halloween ya? u gonna dress up if u end up going?
    October 28 11:07 PM
  • hal1ax rsvp? idk fuk it
    October 28 08:12 PM
  • hal1ax word thx. i rspv'd
    October 28 08:11 PM
  • hal1ax u know what venue? roxy? echoplex?
    October 28 07:04 PM
  • Fluttertrank i am?
    October 27 01:30 PM
  • ftinside Lift to Experience
    October 25 01:36 AM
  • Rowan5215 I love you
    October 19 04:31 AM
  • Futures do u remember me dad
    October 12 12:32 AM
  • Futures smae is just same with the m and a switched
    October 12 12:29 AM
  • bach i miss you 2 my dude ive been bumpin glassjaw all week in ur honor
    October 11 10:22 PM
  • aok f ukcu
    October 11 04:41 AM
  • dbizzles ****ing right, man. I've had a Tim Brown jersey since I was a little kid and losing the Tuck Rule and to the Bucs in in the Super Bowl were literally some of the worst days of my life. We're making all the right steps, just need to keep improving so we can capitalize on the division when Denver implodes.
    October 6 11:52 PM
  • bach dude i was sn0king and i told my rl friends about you and fat chino rip i hate it here now
    October 6 02:50 AM
  • tommygun :]
    September 30 08:03 PM
  • bach where u been
    September 18 09:35 PM
  • frigyourgenre that niggas on the moon 5 makes you my homie
    September 16 09:38 AM
  • Static why u being so mean
    September 15 06:34 AM
  • oltnabrick
    September 10 11:31 PM
  • deezer666 Only my Bonobo size testicles.
    September 5 04:17 AM
  • Gyromania i would love to tbh. you seem like pretty much everyone else who judges obama based on preexisting issues that he could have never dreamed to eradicate in his short term
    August 16 12:50 AM
  • Gyromania yo fourth i'm just saying don't go into a thread with a popular opinion and state it as fact when we both know you probably don't have anything valid to back it up with. i understand people have to get their internet cred up though
    August 16 12:02 AM
  • Phlegm tried to fb tag you ages ago but how good is
    August 13 12:01 AM
  • LordePots pfft.
    August 11 01:31 PM
  • LordePots trust me on both of these man. especially bahamadia she got dj premier, beatminerz, guru, and the roots on production ffs
    August 11 02:34 AM
  • LordePots oh dude wow obviously u havent heard bahamadia
    August 11 02:33 AM
  • LordePots check it out dude i feel like ud dig it hard. its a Duck Down Productions release, some 21 year old female rapper and the beats are stellar as fuuuuck. if u loved that young troubled men album im almost certain ull dig that hard.
    August 11 02:06 AM
  • LordePots oy u hrd new Chelsea Reject alb ?
    August 10 10:43 PM
  • tempest-- whats up dude how you been
    July 24 11:27 PM
  • Parallels well you listened to better music than me. in high school i was jamming my chemical romance, pretty girls make graves, the killers and u2
    July 24 06:24 PM
  • Parallels i c ur vaporwave also
    July 24 06:22 PM
  • Parallels how embarrassing for me to actually let it grow to my top 10
    July 24 06:17 PM
  • YakNips red scare more like yellow scare amiright
    July 24 06:09 PM
  • YakNips opium summer is the s***
    July 19 04:41 AM
  • YakNips this is weird s*** but i like it
    July 19 04:12 AM
  • KILL Quite, indubitably.
    July 18 03:41 PM
  • xDeathoholic weed is a bad thing i dont wanna get deaded
    July 18 01:28 AM
  • Frippertronics Dad?!
    July 15 05:28 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal fourth what now???
    July 15 12:11 AM
  • NOu drugs r bad
    July 14 06:05 AM
  • wacknizzle sup dood, how's it goin?
    July 13 12:59 PM
  • fromtheinside Hey eff u
    July 13 12:51 AM
  • xDeathoholic yes i know my username is aids. i made it during my edgy deathcore phase
    July 12 06:33 PM
  • Static too much yelling!! he also sweaars!
    July 6 05:32 PM
  • Hep Kat I'm dipped rn tbh
    July 3 11:20 PM
  • oltnabrick
    July 3 03:36 AM
  • treeqt. what the **** dad
    July 2 07:56 PM
  • treeqt. what he say
    July 2 07:51 PM
  • Muppelope Thx bud, yours too.
    July 1 12:20 PM
  • oltnabrick @Matt: Even the tone of the instrumentalists sounded bad.
    June 30 06:33 PM
  • LordePots oh i hope so
    June 30 01:03 AM
  • deathschool It forreal wasn't me
    June 29 11:21 PM
  • FacelessMan lol no
    June 29 09:38 PM
  • LordePots oh **** i forgot madeinheights had a new album thats rad
    June 29 09:01 PM
  • LepreCon Will do brah
    June 29 08:03 PM
  • bach SAY IT WASN'T YOU
    June 29 07:01 PM
  • itchybutthole 1989 was the year when mom was dad
    June 29 06:52 PM
  • YakNips that my dick
    June 29 04:13 PM
  • Hep Kat look bruv ive read sum books u feel me mate? now be a gud lad n score us a loose guv #vapingnicofiend
    June 29 12:18 PM
    June 29 11:39 AM
  • Valkyrion hello
    June 29 10:19 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal q= she is okay so far
    June 29 09:47 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal you like made in heights, maybe i will like =p
    June 29 09:34 AM
  • TheSpirit Why thank you very much
    June 29 08:28 AM
  • someguest bay area one day of the week
    June 28 10:39 PM
  • RosaParks Pussy
    June 20 02:42 PM
  • demigod! Boards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the DetailsBoards of Canada The Devil Is in the Details
    June 19 04:31 AM
  • someguest oh and I'm gonna be in cali in July
    June 17 08:32 PM
  • someguest yes son
    June 16 10:37 PM
  • Hyperion1001 you gotta go to the soundoff page, you cant do it on the review page. i kno its dumb.
    June 16 10:42 AM
  • YakNips i believe you have forgotten
    June 15 09:13 PM
  • YakNips we have a frozen food truck in recieiving
    June 15 07:29 PM
  • evilford lol yeah I won't judge you. I actually forgot how to do that not too long ago too, had to ask KILL. you have to go to the album review, then click on the user ratings so you go to the rating/soundoff page, and then "dig it" will be right to the right of the artist/album
    June 15 07:02 PM
  • LordePots wot da fuuuuck
    June 15 06:20 PM
  • Chortles uncool brother
    June 15 05:03 PM
  • bach my grandpa works at hot topic he's a registered sex offender
    June 15 04:10 PM
  • Hyperion1001 i have feelings u kno
    June 15 01:57 PM
  • Frippertronics what
    June 15 06:01 AM
  • Mort. pretty good person to be compared to tbh
    June 14 05:28 PM
  • Mort. yes it is. i was wondering how you knew that then i saw its on my last fm lol.
    June 14 05:12 PM
  • deathschool Honestly is a modern, pop-rock band from Atlanta, Georgia. On May 3rd, 2005, they released the EP, Ghosts of A Brilliant Past. Without the help of a recording company, they continued to tour and get radio airplay. With their dilligence, they became the Unsigned Band of the Year in 2004. After the release of their first LP, Have A Nice Life, they became more well known and have performed well over 200 shows and have sold over 5,000 albums nationwide. Honestly have even had songs played on MTV, AB
    June 7 09:50 PM
  • Ire Shmo
    June 6 04:55 AM
  • Hep Kat
    May 22 10:14 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal sm0king vveed is actually punishable by death where i live
    May 12 05:57 AM
  • fromtheinside the def of a **** and you know i'm not one for faggy pejoratives nig
    May 6 11:50 PM
  • fromtheinside dude no i'm not. and i'm trying to escape right now not even through real life. music beer weed and cigs in my chair right now. whatever i'm ****ed up from this s***
    May 6 10:11 PM
  • Hep Kat its bae all bae
    May 6 08:03 PM
  • Hep Kat
    May 6 03:26 PM
  • oltnabrick
    May 4 02:14 AM
  • RosaParks np love ya
    May 3 11:10 AM
  • RosaParks he just used numbers my friend heres the link if u want!zw1WVRiL!YvECoo8pvYhkPevMv85EjDtOEjdT0LumtkI_PRHT2zg
    May 2 11:02 PM
  • EyesWideShut so is Lil Ugly Mane truly gone for good?
    April 25 12:46 PM
  • LordePots woops, here;
    April 24 02:16 PM
  • LordePots
    April 23 09:02 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum its jackie robinson, dummie
    April 22 10:28 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum you didnt know, its okay
    April 22 07:16 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum its a baseball card for one of the most legendary names in baseball: Rollie Fingers.look it up
    April 22 12:47 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum Jays and Royals are my teams, but dat pic is legend. had to use it.
    April 22 12:45 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum ye im playin you
    April 22 03:00 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures nigga
    April 21 09:22 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum probably
    April 21 08:01 PM
  • oltnabrick already seent that 3 days ago
    April 20 09:05 PM
  • RogueNine You'd beat me though, lol.
    April 17 02:19 AM
  • deathschool Hey, I got people in Cali. You better fly right.
    April 17 02:06 AM
  • RogueNine You're in Cali, right? I'll let you know next time I'm out there.
    April 17 02:01 AM
  • RogueNine Naw man you've always been cool to me, I ain't about that.
    April 17 01:57 AM
  • RogueNine Just using the shoutbox for what it's for bud.
    April 17 01:55 AM
  • deathschool So then you do in fact respond to the title "FourthDykePooPooHead"
    April 17 01:49 AM
  • SGGreenman I know it is. I really don't see the hate for it what so ever
    April 15 07:13 PM
  • oltnabrick
    April 9 05:52 AM
  • oltnabrick
    April 9 02:20 AM
  • bach only the daft and ignorant don't know what that is
    April 7 04:19 AM
  • Phlegm listen to some of his battles lol, it's sad how much better and interesting he is than all the chumps he faces
    April 1 06:08 AM
  • Phlegm
    April 1 05:41 AM
  • MalleusMaleficarum lol ppl are probably gonna complain about the length during this draft cuz its 12 ppl but then again 8 people will probably be autodrafting so ye
    March 27 10:43 AM
    March 25 07:52 PM
  • FlyheadMetal hey man DEATH is ****ing awesome. im not alone because three of their albums have 4.4 out of over a thousand votes and one has a 4.5 out of 2300 votes. Symbolic is the 19th highest rated on the site. cmon man jam that s*** before you talk s***
    March 25 09:32 AM
  • guitarded_chuck that were u from senpai , s*** ok brb
    March 25 09:10 AM
  • PotsyTater this is pretty cool u might dig;
    March 25 04:37 AM
  • p4p hi miatch
    March 23 10:25 PM
  • fromtheinside STOP BEING SO ANGRY WITH ME.
    March 20 11:05 PM
  • Green Baron r u ilovesushi if u r draft startz in 10 mins
    March 20 08:20 PM
  • fromtheinside hey why is jenny death so bad?
    March 20 08:09 AM
  • Frippertronics ugh one more try - what's your favorite color?
    March 17 08:48 PM
  • demigod! plug
    March 17 09:07 AM
  • Frippertronics dude Nova Solis or Jenny Death idk anymore
    March 16 10:34 PM
  • itchybutthole Yo isnt it supposed to officialy drop march 17th?
    March 16 09:46 PM
  • Phlegm miss us
    March 15 05:33 AM
  • Hep Kat ya n wen i cum dey touch tungz n share dat nut LOL SIQQ FUKN BURN ICE ICE NIQQA
    March 14 06:12 PM
  • Hep Kat ive jammed ghostpoet since ya wuz in ya daddys nutsack sen. class is in sesh, keep up wit da blanksta
    March 14 08:35 AM
  • Hep Kat uncle hep always good lookin out 4 1 of his own nignog
    March 14 08:03 AM
  • Hep Kat cheqq dis fam
    March 14 08:00 AM
  • LordePots dude new clear soul forces ep is the best thing theyve ever done by far. also i listened to that ghostpoet new album and i liked it a lot. if it weren't for the closing track it would be a 4.5 but that track is not good at all and kind of a terrible closer so i gave it a 4
    March 12 04:17 PM
  • controlled nobody believes you. omg
    March 12 03:02 AM
  • Frippertronics man, and the previews probably sound like garbage. I learned from the TBK leak, it's just gonna ruin your initial reaction to the music because it isn't the quality it's intended to be. But considering we've been waiting this long, to hell with exclusivity.
    March 11 11:26 PM
  • Frippertronics aside from Inanimate, I'm not even going near those samples. I got something coming soon when this drops, so I'm a bit more optimistic about JD than I was a few months ago. It's gonna be good.
    March 11 11:18 PM
  • Frippertronics on a scale from 1-10, how dank is Jenny Death gonna be?
    March 11 10:58 PM
  • Hep Kat
    March 11 02:25 PM
  • bach damn this slaps. gonna download this asap
    March 7 12:36 AM
  • oltnabrick new lil ugly mane
    March 7 12:07 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy 248 pics of kevin bacon?
    March 6 11:15 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy lol i bet it's not legit
    March 6 10:59 PM
  • Deviant. Good thing no one will ban me:
    March 6 10:48 PM
  • MeatSalad Not too bad man, got a job at a MEAT department in a grocery store, how you been
    March 6 06:29 PM
  • climactic WAIT...are u going?
    March 6 05:32 PM
  • climactic drivin with gf across the country :]
    March 6 05:22 PM
  • LordePots **** yeah to that Ghost Poet new album. do u listen to Dream McLean? and Young Troubled Minds just popped up on the top 100 torrents on one day and i happened to decide to check it out
    March 6 02:51 PM
  • climactic duuuuedudududududeeeee im going to coachellaaaaaaa
    March 6 11:37 AM
  • Hep Kat i can see myself fuxxxin wit dis, good looks
    March 6 08:43 AM
  • controlled tonight rosa and i are gonna jam the new nickelback album in hybrid bae
    March 5 06:28 PM
  • MeatSalad Yo waddup nigga
    March 5 06:19 PM
  • pissbore
    March 5 02:03 PM
  • LordePots 2014 was sick as **** for electronic and afro-swag but the metal and hip-hop game was weak. and yeah man, honestly its been a while since an album has dragged me back this often in a while but Blade of the Ronin got me listenin at least twice a day since i first snagged it
    March 5 06:19 AM
  • LordePots agreed man 2015 is already blowing 2014 out of the water for hip-hop. 2014 wasnt a great hop year for me, most of the stuff i liked was experimental s*** but this year there is an influx of super quality underground stuff, hope it keeps going, and goddamn i am happy with dat CanOx
    March 5 06:12 AM
  • LordePots i mean the beat is amazing but the lyrical content appeases me to the highest degree
    March 5 06:07 AM
  • LordePots likewise man, there are a couple nigs on here that i do that for and then like 50 nigs that i just say "yeah will check" and then never actually do
    March 5 06:06 AM
  • LordePots at least peep track #5 ****ing High cuz its my hip hop soty;
    March 5 05:58 AM
  • LordePots lol love that. also nice tut rating glad u dug it. u gonna check that young troubled minds unit?
    March 5 05:57 AM
  • controlled my s***s all wet but i wanna see you too let's hang out give me a time and i'll get dressed up
    March 4 08:59 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum I'll be very disappointed if doesn't drop, but I'm sure it will. Nugz on the Moon had some gems but I dont think it had the lasting effect on me that it had on you lol
    March 4 03:52 PM
  • controlled u mad bae?
    March 4 03:16 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum thx for joining broseph ill keep ud when u inevitably forget abt the draft
    March 4 01:45 PM
  • MalleusMaleficarum friday march 27th 3PM Eastern Time
    March 4 01:19 PM
  • LordePots and the random Black Milk produced track doesnt feel out of place at all. my favs are Psalm 82, Blade, Thunder In July, Water, The Horizon, Iron Rose, The Fire Rises, and The Vision. honestly everything about it is the perfect cold vein follow up, the production and the beats emmulate everything that made the cold vein a classic .
    March 3 05:49 PM
  • LordePots im glad you agree man first listen for me was like a 3 because i couldnt even wrap my mind around the beats. second listen it raised to a 4 because i could start actually digesting them and was like wow this is crazy. third listen it went to 4.5 and was like ok yeah this is mind blowing holy ****.
    March 3 05:44 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 Aight gotta run pce
    March 3 03:36 PM
  • oltnabrick what did i rate it
    March 3 03:17 AM
  • bach this slap
    March 3 01:42 AM
  • Frippertronics morgan- nova solis
    March 2 10:33 PM
  • demigod! dude sup im drunk wanna plug pls thatd be so good
    February 28 05:22 AM
  • LordePots yeah dude! i noticed u were the only person who had their other album rated. i havent heard that one yet, just kind of randomly downloaded the new one when it popped up on the top 100 torrents list on one day cuz i liked their band name
    February 28 12:14 AM
  • lyzakthellama I havent been on here much anymore
    February 24 05:45 PM
  • demigod! ah man that sucks, i feel you though. what a skank
    February 24 02:02 PM
  • demigod! except you don't even like the simpsons wtf is up w/ that
    February 24 01:57 PM
  • demigod! you are loved hard
    February 24 01:40 PM
  • demigod! demidog6:58amdude i should get 4th in hereLITBULL6:59amget his punk ass in here
    February 23 07:02 AM
  • demigod!
    February 23 06:59 AM
  • lyzakthellama my dude! how's it going?
    February 22 08:45 PM
  • bach mods cracked down on my weed list smh
    February 22 08:26 PM
  • bach twon my goth dad
    February 22 04:50 AM
  • bach
    February 21 04:47 PM
  • oltnabrick
    February 20 05:45 PM
  • oltnabrick **** me, mate
    February 19 06:20 PM
  • demigod! svp, nice viet kong rating
    February 19 12:44 AM
  • BMDrummer ****in lucky mate, gonna wait for the reissue
    February 18 08:10 PM
  • BMDrummer how much?
    February 18 07:48 PM
  • BMDrummer you got leaves on vinyl?????
    February 18 09:05 AM
  • bach
    February 16 06:21 AM
  • Tunaboy45 Would you rather jam Death Grips?
    February 10 04:41 PM
  • Gameofmetal Lol yeah it's just too good
    February 10 09:59 AM
  • bach i listen to macdonald glover with my dad sometimes
    February 10 04:56 AM
  • VlacDrac That's nice. Spanish can be quite difficult for non-native speakers, but it's not that hard.
    February 8 11:21 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 ight gtg
    February 6 10:29 PM
  • jmnewcomer18 WHO?
    February 6 12:08 PM
  • oltnabrick
    February 6 04:34 AM
  • avonbarksdale221 real life man workin savin jammin kickin yall good dude?
    January 30 07:21 PM
  • JM18 Haha I know dude. I haven't been active on here in a MINUTE. I've just been lurking the past couple of weeks and my original account still isn't unbanned and its been a whole year. My first ban too
    January 29 05:00 AM
  • JM18 ight gtg pce
    January 29 04:26 AM

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