James Grant

Reviews 14
Approval 88%

Soundoffs 55
News Articles 14
Band Edits + Tags 7
Album Edits 7

Album Ratings 788
Objectivity 63%

Last Active 09-15-14 7:50 am
Joined 02-14-11

Forum Posts 19
Review Comments 36,528

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  • MOJ Been so long I haven't even chrrrrrooootttt haaard on the face of komodo, huaaaaarrrrkkkkkk for my bigpleb \\m// stay M! jam death brothhhherr
    September 16 01:34 PM
  • Jacquibim I should do, will give it some thought but for now I gotta get stuck into Cap's picture cause he's gonna use it for an album cover ain't dat COOL?!?!
    September 15 10:12 AM
  • Jacquibim he ~~~~~~~~'s hard yea oi i wanna get back into drawing but I got no idea what to do, I know I gotta do something for cap which I'll get round to but if you wanted to pitch me an idea for funsies that'd be coo
    September 15 10:06 AM
  • Jacquibim Stanne makes me weak in the knees yea but others feel harder eg Hecker
    September 15 10:05 AM
  • Jacquibim nothing feels harder cept 4 gorement
    September 15 10:00 AM
  • Jacquibim ;_;
    September 15 09:58 AM
  • Jacquibim omg
    September 15 09:50 AM
  • adr nice rating on Screams of Anguish m/
    September 15 07:10 AM
  • SnakeDelilah ily2
    September 14 08:22 PM
  • SnakeDelilah NO CHOOSE LIFE M80
    September 14 08:17 PM
  • SnakeDelilah jam pity sex it's like if claire boucher was shoegaze
    September 14 08:15 PM
  • demigod! ya
    September 14 04:23 PM
  • demigod! Bizy m8. Hop on plug i should be on in 5
    September 14 04:16 PM
  • demigod! Dude we gotta jam when i get home
    September 14 01:11 PM
  • Jacquibim cuddle and listen to autopsy does it get any better!?!?
    September 14 10:37 AM
  • Jacquibim ........cuddles?
    September 14 10:31 AM
  • Jacquibim Then there's her brother he just doesn't give a **** about anything
    September 12 05:28 AM
  • Jacquibim Her biggest concern at the moment is probably what variety of apple slices she'll get in the morning really
    September 12 05:28 AM
  • Jacquibim She can still fly which mean no broken bones but yeah probably a bit of bruising, she's better now than she was this morning anyways but I'm gonna take her to vet just in case
    September 12 05:21 AM
  • Jacquibim It was this morning I woke up and she was screeching and saw her dangling and fluttering about and I was like "aww no!!" and I've tried to untangle her but she was panicking so I got some scissors and just cut the cord but she was still tangled in this big mess it was worse than tangled iphone earplugs but I got her out and now she's all super placid which makes me worried cuz normally she's got attitude omfg DDDDDDD:
    September 12 05:16 AM
  • Jacquibim plebe my cockatiel hurt her wing cause she got tangled in the cord for my blinds i'm gonna be crying for days!!!!
    September 12 05:07 AM
  • SlMBOLlC Should jam cause every time you refuse, an akerfeldt fairy goes 70s prog
    September 11 08:01 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges Snorlax.
    September 10 06:22 PM
  • Jacquibim MUM GET THE CAMERA
    September 9 01:23 PM
  • Jacquibim my fav
    September 9 01:07 PM
  • Jacquibim lol dude
    September 9 01:03 PM
  • Jacquibim As is usually the case with them the individual segments are quite enjoyable but they just can't string them together in an impactful way ;_;
    September 9 01:02 PM
  • Jacquibim Hopefully it will rip harder than the new contortionist I dunno why but I want to like that band but they keep disappointing me
    September 9 12:54 PM
  • Arcade what became of your Pale Communion rev boi
    September 6 06:37 AM
  • JamieTwort I think you might be wrong (again).
    September 5 12:50 PM
  • Jacquibim
    September 5 09:15 AM
    September 5 05:43 AM
  • Jacquibim ~
    September 4 10:58 AM
  • Jacquibim nah i'm swee now
    September 4 10:47 AM
  • Jacquibim i heart u
    September 4 10:36 AM
  • Jacquibim
    September 4 09:34 AM
  • Jacquibim sm0k
    September 4 07:17 AM
  • Jacquibim Nuh I play by the rules... mostly
    September 4 07:13 AM
  • Jacquibim I'm so high lil
    September 4 06:47 AM
  • Jacquibim Hhhhhhhhhhhhhehehehg
    September 4 06:45 AM
  • Mongi123 Duuuuude Morningrise is the best I've heard from them since listening to Still Life.
    September 2 03:23 PM
  • tommygun hey matey i posted some feedback on your smiths rev, hope it doesn't come across harsh i'm just a stickler for grammare sh!te, really nice rev
    September 1 09:58 PM
  • bach yeah andy and mike are excellent musicians but the real staying power comes from marr and moz so i dont blame you lol. and haha you too man. you gotta get the smiths in your top ten like me haha
    September 1 08:03 PM
  • bach no problem dude. review did moz and co. mad justice. more people around here need to appreciate the smiths and hopefully with your review you've earned them a few new sput fans.
    September 1 07:54 PM
  • YakNips lol same thing
    August 31 05:42 PM
  • YakNips :] just thought u looked too beautiful in that pic
    August 31 05:39 PM
  • YakNips lol alright bud i changed it
    August 31 05:37 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Good to be back brother.
    August 31 05:10 PM
  • Jacquibim 100% objectively correct review of PC enjoy
    August 31 10:55 AM
  • Jacquibim it's not the same since they changed the avis anyway :(
    August 30 09:43 AM
  • Jacquibim rip plug
    August 30 09:40 AM
  • Jacquibim damn it's not working
    August 30 09:37 AM
  • Jacquibim ye alright
    August 30 09:35 AM
  • Jacquibim hooray what room?
    August 30 09:34 AM
  • Jacquibim feel like jammin?
    August 30 09:32 AM
  • Jacquibim ahrd?
    August 30 09:15 AM
  • Jacquibim b-but i heart u
    August 30 09:12 AM
  • Jacquibim Because I'm uncontrollable and you need a little reminding sometimes ;D
    August 30 09:03 AM
  • Jacquibim I will also draw a funny moustache on you
    August 30 08:58 AM
  • Jacquibim I will tunnel out when you doze off
    August 30 08:57 AM
  • Jacquibim Aww you suck I'm going to hang with Tommy!
    August 30 08:55 AM
  • Jacquibim pleb pls
    August 30 08:52 AM
  • Jacquibim i have feeling too but u don't realise thiz ;_;
    August 30 08:50 AM
  • Jacquibim but he's so sensitive!
    August 30 08:46 AM
  • Jacquibim it's my fault i encouraged him with my flagrant display
    August 30 08:43 AM
  • Jacquibim pls 4giv me
    August 30 08:33 AM
  • bach me moz 4ever
    August 29 04:55 PM
  • bach those cure plays
    August 29 04:35 PM
  • climactic then answer my fb chats bitchboy
    August 29 02:31 PM
  • evilford I'd go consvming, malleus and then testimony but it's all gravy, their first 3 are better than most bands' entire discogs
    August 28 12:17 PM
  • evilford good s***, you've heard testimony right?
    August 28 12:09 PM
  • evilford the dm never dies!!! also pestilence m/// which album
    August 28 11:56 AM
  • Mongi123 It's by There Will Be Fireworks I've recd it to you before. You liked one song off it i sent you.
    August 28 10:18 AM
  • Mongi123 A personal favorite of mine is For Me This Is Heaven. Those lyrics are words to live by. Damn man see I don't steer you wrong ;) now you gotta try The Dark, Dark Bright.
    August 28 09:51 AM
  • Mongi123 Cool man, Table For Glasses is amazing. It's weird how much everyone loves Goodbye Sky Harbor. I think it's repetitive but still a hard 5 though.
    August 28 09:48 AM
  • Mongi123 Awesome dude I knew you'd love it. Any favorite songs yet?
    August 28 09:38 AM
  • tommygun they did suck claire's dick pretty hard dude oblivion best song of last five years :D
    August 28 09:28 AM
  • tommygun i read half and it's just poorly researched s***e about the history of the band lol, never change p4k
    August 28 08:43 AM
  • tommygun lol christ
    August 28 08:38 AM
  • tommygun fvck man thought you'd be pisd! waste of $20 lol
    August 28 07:19 AM
  • tommygun
    August 28 05:31 AM
  • Sevengill hey, I just reviewed the new Unisonic and thought you might like it (even if it's not quite the djunz a lot of your ratings are).
    August 26 12:21 PM
  • Hawks Hell yeah, always have. m/
    August 24 09:06 PM
  • Hawks Idk some people get it and some people don't.
    August 24 08:58 PM
  • Hawks Come on Pleb....
    August 24 08:20 PM
  • Hawks Look at my most recent ratings on my page, get all of those except Fallujah lol.
    August 24 08:17 PM
  • Hawks Eh I've gotten used to it. But yeah they do need an app for sure.
    August 24 08:13 PM
  • Hawks On my phone buddy haha.
    August 24 08:09 PM
  • Hawks I would dude, but I'm not at a computer. :[
    August 24 07:58 PM
  • Sevengill I've actually been jamming Blackwater and Ghost Reveries hard lately ^-^ really love the latter.
    August 24 04:58 PM
  • Jacquibim I'm never going to post in it but thank god the mods (specifically Dev!) are beginning to put their foot down
    August 24 12:24 PM
  • Jacquibim Justice is served
    August 24 12:22 PM
    August 24 12:19 PM
  • adr you didn't even listen to it didn't you haha typical pleb, you should write some of yours plebsoundoffs
    August 23 11:14 AM
  • adr that empire empire rating damn sad bois will be piss'd
    August 23 11:08 AM
  • Rowan5215
    August 23 06:19 AM
  • Mongi123 Dude, you're gonna explode when you read my rev for PC lol
    August 22 12:24 PM
  • YakNips ily more
    August 22 12:08 PM
  • oldnoprick you good
    August 22 08:31 AM
  • YakNips Asking art where to start with skramz instead of me. Smh
    August 21 02:09 PM
  • Mongi123 Haha hey don't give me that. Hope you enjoy, it got bumped to a 4.2 today!
    August 21 11:38 AM
  • Mongi123 Do it man, you know I don't rec you stuff often. This one you will get sucked into immediately.
    August 21 11:36 AM
  • Mongi123 Hey dude, just asking have you heard Clarity by Jimmy Eat World yet? I swear you will LOVE this album, it's quality and essential emo bro :)
    August 21 11:33 AM
  • Jacquibim ;_;
    August 21 11:12 AM
  • evilford early stuff is pretty miss imo but they picked it up w/ deathcult and procession and retribution rule so damn much
    August 21 11:11 AM
  • evilford lol. you heard much of theirs?
    August 21 11:09 AM
  • evilford u kno I love you
    August 21 11:06 AM
  • evilford don't take the dillinger comment personally !!!!
    August 21 11:03 AM
  • Jacquibim Wasn't worth it, that said guitarded-underscore-chuck really hates me hhhhhhehehh
    August 21 10:51 AM
  • Jacquibim s*** i was meant to link the thread where you were trying to bait me to post in there but the end must have gotten cut off, either way i had a good cackle
    August 21 10:48 AM
  • Jacquibim lol
    August 21 10:41 AM
  • Jacquibim thread got ugly real quick
    August 19 07:01 PM
  • Previewofthescreamin HaaaAaaaaaaAaarrrrddd!!! huaaaaarrrrkkkkkk for my bigpleb tho
    August 19 06:44 PM
  • Jacquibim
    August 19 08:34 AM
  • BMDrummer new Opeth is hyping you up boy
    August 19 12:38 AM
  • Jacquibim agreed decided to edit my comment too, not worth the kerfuffle
    August 18 01:34 PM
  • Jacquibim anyways this probably isn't the best place to discuss stuff like this and considering the uproar on the kiss thread i'll probably keep quiet about it from now on lol
    August 18 01:29 PM
  • Jacquibim also lol @ nocturnal getting a comments wipe and a ban
    August 18 01:25 PM
  • Jacquibim yeah the problem is that as you get worse you feel increasingly disinclined to do s*** and it just snowballs and all you can think about is offing yourself, but then again i've never sought therapy before so the only way to go is up now :D
    August 18 01:23 PM
  • Jacquibim ah well i'm trying to do something about it, i actually saw my GP today and I'm going to see him again Tuesday week and get some mental health plan sorted out and hopefully i'll be feelin a little more uppity by the end
    August 18 01:14 PM
  • Jacquibim a lot of people do act depressed for attention so i can sort of understand their reactions
    August 18 01:09 PM
  • Jacquibim lol didn't know a comment like that would get such a reaction, guess I'm not depressed at all may as well throw my desvenlafaxine tabs away life is oh-so peachy
    August 18 01:04 PM
  • tempest-- haha omg can you read maybe u just sm0k 2 much big weed it's 1:49a.m. gooodnight friendo
    August 18 11:50 AM
  • tempest-- thats not what im saying at all like e.g. in plug whenevr i play a bjork jam youre like "WHOS HOTTER BJORK OR KATE" like 1. why are you even comparing em what jjust cos kill loves em both other than that theyre like completely differnt 2. who cares its about the music not what they look like e.g. played a janelle song youre like "i hate black people but shes cute" WHY dont think im pissed i love you but theres no need to be like tht ok :D ?? that wont show up but it is a little love heart
    August 18 11:41 AM
  • tempest-- smh why do you have to think about every female artist like that but yea check because she rules
    August 18 11:07 AM
  • tempest-- K I M B R A
    August 18 10:28 AM
  • Wizard And Sacrament is LoG's best album!!! Bump that rating. Their first few albums would be amazing if they didn't record them in a tin ****ing can.
    August 16 08:24 PM
  • Wizard Decibel magazine just retired The Red in the Sky is Ours into their Hall of Fame and did interviews with all the band members. Should be a good read. Gonna go listen to SotS now!
    August 16 08:23 PM
  • Flugmorph never heard of them before this but i love keith's vocx. very versatile and full ov energy. also their southrock groovin is unique in metalcore afaik
    August 16 07:50 PM
  • Flugmorph love it. maybe my aoty so far.
    August 16 07:44 PM
  • Wizard You bet your ass I'm looking forward to new Gates!! Slaughter of the Soul was my go-to album in 99-00 and I still listen to it all the time.
    August 16 07:21 PM
  • Flugmorph ich glaub dich muss ich in evidenz halten...
    August 16 07:09 PM
  • Jacquibim plebe :D
    August 14 12:36 PM
  • RoyalImperialGuard I'll do some research on her.
    August 14 12:10 PM
  • evilford
    August 14 11:30 AM
  • JamieTwort Cool, thanks dude.
    August 13 12:39 PM
  • JamieTwort Was hoping to hear your thoughts on my 20k list :/
    August 13 12:15 PM
  • Jacquibim dude pleb check out the boyfriend advice thread i haven't laughed so hard in a while
    August 11 10:22 AM
  • Wizard No reason for me to test your patience, I think you've learned how to deal with me quite well hahahaha.
    August 10 05:39 AM
  • Crysis NVM NEW OPETH IS 4.5/5
    August 8 08:24 PM
  • JamieTwort :D
    August 8 06:10 PM
  • JamieTwort I've angered you, haven't I?
    August 8 03:00 PM
  • SeedsofNone I repeat myself when I'm under stress
    August 7 08:59 PM
  • fromtheinside i understand why ppl hate dev now
    August 7 07:18 AM
  • fromtheinside i canNOT believe i haven't been banned yet
    August 7 07:14 AM
  • SeedsofNone fti bringin the lols: BTFO Edition
    August 7 06:48 AM
  • fromtheinside i'm calling out dev out dev on a lot s*** here's my last post dude. i will be banned. obviously.
    August 7 06:27 AM
  • zakalwe Good lad!
    August 6 07:42 PM
  • zakalwe Plebster, front flip at Converge or amp stage dive at Nirvana?
    August 6 07:38 PM
  • OmairSh Apparently he heard the debut and thought it was just okay, but I think he was considering giving the band another try sometime.
    August 6 06:30 PM
  • OmairSh He's aight, but dude needs to show Akerfeldt more love, jeez.
    August 6 11:00 AM
  • OmairSh Spastic Ink m/
    August 6 10:40 AM
  • OmairSh :D
    August 6 10:35 AM
  • Artuma u 4'd the great misdirect props for that m/ best btbam
    August 5 09:58 AM
  • Artuma lol :]
    August 5 05:59 AM
  • Artuma well yeah i'm 99% sure of it too lol. anathema plays there the weekend before it so dunno, might go to see them more likely than opeth
    August 5 05:54 AM
  • Artuma ;_; i'm gonna cry too if they won't play the moor
    August 5 05:49 AM
  • Artuma lol jake has a great taste. anyway, i have a chance to see opeth in november when they come to finland (it's a wednesday tho, which suxxx)
    August 5 05:43 AM
  • Artuma man i would've done the same time cuz best band ever and gahhh so can't really blame you
    August 5 05:38 AM
  • Artuma honestly bro i was real ****ing mad yesterday when you came here and talked about how awesome that show was and you were talking s*** with jake and did a front flip during fault and fracture haha
    August 5 05:31 AM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass You up for the game dickhead?
    August 4 08:14 PM
  • sixdegrees idk but that's the show my avy is from. lots of qts and action and its airing so you only have to watch five episodes to catch up. also watch this:
    August 3 10:27 PM
  • sixdegrees!
    August 3 10:21 PM
  • sixdegrees
    August 3 10:17 PM
  • sixdegrees hmm yeah need to hear his new album even if it probably isn't that great
    August 2 10:35 PM
  • sixdegrees ty, everyone is my friend
    August 2 06:16 PM
  • sixdegrees thought we were already wtf
    August 2 06:14 PM
  • Jacquibim sweet, hard noodling to be had
    August 2 03:33 PM
  • Jacquibim plebe what amp would you recommend if i were to get an ibanez rg120?
    August 2 01:17 AM
  • Jacquibim but brickwalled incantation worship is so novel it's pre much the best album ever
    August 1 08:15 AM
  • Jacquibim new dc [greater than]
    August 1 08:14 AM
  • tommygun nice mate you could pick up a hunk
    August 1 05:40 AM
  • tommygun not tonight dude got ahrd stomach bug, hopefully satdee night tho
    August 1 05:33 AM
  • tommygun don't get precious on me lad :D
    August 1 05:31 AM
  • tommygun who?
    August 1 05:28 AM
  • adr well i have both at 4.5, HORSE the Band are so good haha their last album is coolasfuk
    August 1 05:07 AM
  • bach rip jeff
    August 1 05:06 AM
  • adr 2.5 averageAgalloch The MantleAgalloch Pale FolkloreAgalloch Marrow of the SpiritBrand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside MeThe Chariot One WingEdgyPleb
    August 1 05:03 AM
  • Jacquibim only the truest riffs
    July 31 07:03 PM
  • Jacquibim p-pls no ;_;
    July 31 07:02 PM
  • Keyblade my life would be complete if you came and clammed with me here
    July 31 05:32 AM
  • zakalwe Dunno sometimes absolute pioneering genius other times total tit.
    July 30 06:42 PM
  • zakalwe Nice set of NINs dude.
    July 30 06:19 PM
  • Artuma would you pay my trip to england, converge show and back if i gave my left nut???
    July 29 01:32 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Sylosis rules.
    July 28 12:07 PM
  • Jacquibim I had it 2.5d for ages but I have it another shot recently and bumped it but I still don't get what's so great about a bunch of repetitive minor chords and some fella yelping out of key when he isn't str8 mumbling some ol bulls*** but otherwise i like how a lot of the tracks build upon themselves n stuff
    July 26 02:13 PM
  • Jacquibim Jam spiderland and bathe in tears~~
    July 26 02:09 PM
  • Jacquibim probably for the best i don't wanna become the next someguest
    July 26 02:06 PM
  • Jacquibim No idea body clock's ****ed wanna get smashed and wallow in misery but no booze rip
    July 26 02:04 PM
  • Jacquibim Just dearest headphones at his best
    July 26 02:03 PM
  • Jacquibim posed! delightful queef is delicious! no joke I love this album wholeheartedly honestly. but queef beautiful queef is not a bad idea.the queef would be so beautiful if it came from the right beautifully pretty woman.that being said I think queef is so hot!one of the best things a woman could ever produce.I pray to god, I will hear it directly from a woman soon
    July 26 01:56 PM
  • ffs i dont listen to much brutal death metal, listen to intestine baalism tho
    July 25 08:29 AM
  • theacademy ;))))))))))
    July 24 01:08 PM
  • zakalwe :D such a dude. It obviously runs in the family if your Grandads a Who fan. Jam em son, their the real deal.
    July 23 09:49 AM
  • Frippertronics aight
    July 23 05:08 AM
  • Frippertronics
    July 23 04:57 AM
  • MO sorry broman, just came to a realization last night
    July 22 12:36 PM
  • MO can't do it. as much as I've listened to it. not a lot of it sucks me back in. also bumped down Heritage to a 3 :3
    July 22 11:57 AM
  • climactic HAH even better. figured i had to credit you for my most-bumped soundoff. you should check it tho, not exactly your thing but definitely some of the more interesting tech/prog death out there
    July 21 09:50 PM
  • Jacquibim ye lets jam
    July 21 05:45 AM

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