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Soundoffs 20
News Articles 2
Band Edits + Tags 28
Album Edits 4

Album Ratings 19
Objectivity 18%

Last Active 04-17-14 1:28 pm
Joined 07-29-10

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  • Nocturnal ok I'll STAHP.
    April 18 05:15 AM
  • Nocturnal No I will not stahp.
    April 17 08:19 PM
  • Futures oh nice a new addition to your 5s! still gotta jam that.
    April 17 01:58 PM
  • Jacquibim Yeah but balls is balls i don't have that mad sput cred yet
    April 15 12:46 PM
  • Jacquibim Lol I should change my name to that but i'm CONTRIB so I gotta uphold the professional integrity of the site or some s*** lame
    April 15 12:44 PM
  • Jacquibim Ah well it's still funny. So yeah I'm gonna do the spooky avatar thing for a bit see how that goes for me.
    April 15 12:42 PM
  • Jacquibim Also sweet name yo
    April 15 12:39 PM
  • Jacquibim Ironically enjoying apator I truly have transcended hipsterdom
    April 15 12:38 PM
  • Jacquibim It's an ironic rating, because I laugh so hard at it that personal enjoyment wise, it's a 3.5
    April 15 12:37 PM
  • FiveLeavesLeft Nice username lol
    April 14 11:10 PM
  • Wizard Just follow Hype, shadows, Crysis, Spirit and myself and you will be fine ; ).
    April 14 07:19 AM
  • Wizard Check out Howl of Ebbs new album. Now that is some weird dm. Also Impetuous Ritual if you're feeling like some dissonant blasting.
    April 13 09:32 PM
  • Frippertronics is it ogre yet?
    April 12 10:29 PM
  • BigPleb night climmy!
    April 12 10:10 PM
  • wolfeiscool i dont play much on ps3 anymore i only play dayz
    April 12 05:57 PM
  • Futures but its so good. idk whats not to like. so dark and beautiful. hope leaves is top 10 opeth
    April 12 05:24 PM
  • wolfeiscool nothing on ps3 only dayz
    April 12 05:13 PM
  • wolfeiscool when are we playing video games
    April 12 05:09 PM
  • wacknizzle sweet, i play guitar.
    April 12 02:48 PM
    April 12 06:24 AM
  • Futures so ummmmm i have 5 opeth albums 5d now.
    April 12 02:57 AM
  • BigPleb pleb is drunk heeh :p
    April 11 07:20 PM
  • BigPleb mock my indefinite hiatus :((((((((
    April 11 07:09 PM
  • BigPleb naughty climmy!
    April 11 07:05 PM
  • wolfeisgay so we can still play together sweet
    April 10 04:44 AM
  • wolfeisgay did you get ps4
    April 10 03:11 AM
  • Jacquibim Bet she doesn't even listen to Arghoslent or Burzum
    April 10 02:32 AM
  • Jacquibim What a frigid bitch.
    April 10 02:28 AM
  • Jacquibim semen stains anne franke's face
    April 10 02:18 AM
  • MO yoo nig you on the facebook?
    April 8 11:00 PM
  • Jacquibim You callin' me smelly, ****?
    April 8 09:53 PM
  • Jacquibim My new name is better but
    April 8 09:47 PM
  • Jacquibim I know you do i love u 2 bby but now I gotta get rid of it because Jom will ban me for being unprofessional
    April 8 09:42 PM
  • Jacquibim I changed my title too, see?
    April 8 09:37 PM
  • Jacquibim Most Persecuted New Staff
    April 8 08:18 PM
  • someguest idk man I've been wondering the same. plug?
    April 8 02:06 PM
  • someguest
    April 8 01:19 PM
  • Tremz dont do this to me!
    April 8 10:47 AM
  • Tremz that was naughty climmy
    April 8 10:42 AM
  • wacknizzle Yep, that sounds awesome dude. I know it's my band and I'll but I'm hoping for a solid 3.5, that's how I feel about it, really solid ep imo.
    April 7 10:19 PM
  • awesomebeard sweet ill go too good idea cause i really gotta crap i wish i could spread those puussy flaps of yours and direct it in
    April 7 08:30 PM
  • awesomebeard how the fuuck do people not know what terlit means god damnit you fuuckin dinks its common wow whre have you been not on the terlit i guess eh
    April 7 08:11 PM
  • awesomebeard its the best one ive ever made i wake up in the morning and the whole town gets to watch me take a crap i wish i could but the mirror fell off
    April 7 08:09 PM
  • awesomebeard i moved my terlit on the roof
    April 7 07:33 PM
  • awesomebeard a lot is up
    April 7 07:18 PM
  • zaruyache I think it was a fake album someone submitted to be lulzy. If they getd they sometimes sorta still remain in the database, so if someone "digs" an album before it gets nuked, you can still get to the album's page through the link in that person's comments. Album page won't link to any artist page, but you can still click the "dig" button on it and even give it a rating. Heh.
    April 5 09:54 PM
  • Futures agreed hard. april, when and demon are some of my favorite opeth songs. shame the amen corner is kinda boring and karma and credence are good but forgetable.
    April 5 03:22 AM
  • Futures true that. the second half is just kinda lacking on mayh. first half is so good tho
    April 5 03:07 AM
  • Futures yeah just said that because its the expected choice you know?
    April 5 02:40 AM
  • Futures pretty much dude. bleak might be my fav but the whole album is the best. prob best opeth plebs unite!!!! m/
    April 5 02:29 AM
  • Futures what are your favorites off it?
    April 5 02:13 AM
  • Futures dude i never remember it being this good. like holy s***. everything about it is perfect. no dull parts. not even close to a bad song. flows together so smoothly as well.
    April 5 12:24 AM
  • Futures just jammed blackwater park for the first time in a while. forgot that it was the best album ever created. bumped to a 6.
    April 5 12:13 AM
  • Futures morningrise just keeps getting better everytime i hear it holy s***. well a nice revist to blackwater park for tomorrow!
    April 4 02:36 AM
  • Futures still life bumped to a 5
    April 4 12:22 AM
  • MO let me know where to find you during the show. pfft underage i'll buy you beer if you want
    April 3 08:33 AM
  • Futures dont be sarcastic you bitch smh
    April 2 10:13 PM
  • Futures not bad haha. will give you mine if you care once im done with their discog. haven't listened to their discog in like a year so its been fun listening to their albums one by one.
    April 2 10:10 PM
  • Futures bp? lol
    April 2 10:05 PM
  • Futures the amen corner is kinda boring thats my only gripe with it really.
    April 2 09:58 PM
  • Futures my arms your hearse is pre great. not better then morningrise tho. where do you have it in your rankings?
    April 2 09:52 PM
    April 2 03:16 PM
  • wolfeisgay who the fuuck needs the internet for that
    April 1 10:31 PM
  • wolfeisgay oh you know just having a good time on the internet
    April 1 10:29 PM
  • Frippertronics how about a eons worth of yellowdrone?
    April 1 10:19 PM
  • Frippertronics smae is so antsy. i see you're listening to blackjazz? maybe i can indulge you in whitecrunk
    April 1 10:16 PM
  • Frippertronics metroid penis
    April 1 10:09 PM
  • Frippertronics SEE YOU IN THE PIT
    April 1 10:00 PM
    March 31 11:07 PM
  • Futures this album has the best acoustic stuff opeth have ever done prob
    March 31 11:00 PM
  • Futures to bid you farewell might actually be my fav. but the whole album is holy s***
    March 31 10:48 PM
  • Futures ok i jammed morningrise and it might be the best opeth **** you
    March 31 10:45 PM
  • FourthReich
    March 31 05:28 PM
  • Frippertronics oh damn. however, those are some ****ING BRUTAL ratings
    March 30 10:37 PM
  • Frippertronics dude, it's still up. you don't have to be either, because it isn't changed apparently
    March 30 10:18 PM
  • Frippertronics check dem 5.0 ratings
    March 30 10:12 PM
  • Frippertronics damn...
    March 28 06:35 PM
  • Frippertronics SO ****ING BRUTAL
    March 28 06:24 PM
  • Futures after march madness dude haha
    March 27 11:41 PM
  • Futures you like heritage better than damnation? wtf dude
    March 27 11:33 PM
  • bach lol i know you asked like 6 days ago but idk i'm 6 foot.
    March 26 05:49 PM
  • Jacquibim Thread is a permanent reminder of the extent of human stupidity.
    March 26 12:19 AM
  • Jacquibim I pretended to like them too, even when I had issues with the music, I tried to ignore it and think, "no, it's objectively good"
    March 26 12:00 AM
  • Phlegm ur a goner dude
    March 25 07:25 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 Yeah, lol. Jamming jane doe and pausing when it's my play then replaying until something good is played again.
    March 23 10:50 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 That's why I tried to "kill the mood" because this blows so far. I want riffs or at least tolerable vocals. This music puts me to sleep. Demi of course is still playing good stuff.
    March 23 10:48 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 this plug room right now is probably killing you. It isn't doing me a solid either.
    March 23 10:46 PM
  • Insurrection can def see this being top 5 aoty material tho
    March 21 11:45 AM
  • Insurrection np meng same here, then again ive only heard like 3 albums this year
    March 21 11:39 AM
  • FearThyEvil9 Okay cool. I remember you playing a track from it and I thought it was pretty damn good. Keep up the good work!
    March 20 05:22 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 Hey man, what is the name of your project again? I've been meaning to listen to it but keep forgetting the name.
    March 20 03:04 AM
  • bach since i'm taller i'll be the pants wearer of the relationship.
    March 20 01:16 AM
  • bach yeah dude. just got prescribed thick ass fantano glasses too. It'll bring out the elegance of my hair flipping
    March 20 12:56 AM
  • bach :3 you know i wouldn't hurt a hair on that head of yours. btw i kept my james blake hair cut
    March 20 12:46 AM
  • bach nigga u beefin with the wrong OG. u know i'll putcho ass on blast erryday
    March 20 12:39 AM
  • bach hi clom
    March 20 12:30 AM
  • Inveigh hell yeah man, probably my favorite album of 2014 so far
    March 19 05:35 PM
  • MO d'aww well geez :3 . I had a feeling you'd take me out, you converse in a civil way with lots of users, I'm more selective and can be a dick/really blunt.
    March 19 04:13 PM
  • Frippertronics A CONVERGE REVIEW
    March 19 12:14 AM
  • BigPleb KILL vs Balls final
    March 18 06:46 PM
  • BigPleb lol wont happen! at least im beatin havey atm.
    March 18 06:42 PM
  • BigPleb clim 4 sput madness champ!
    March 18 06:35 PM
  • Inveigh Nah man they're not playing Chicago til July, wish it was sooner
    March 17 10:49 PM
  • Greyvy i know, i lost it i gotta find it again dont worry : )
    March 17 06:50 PM
  • BigPleb ilyyyy
    March 13 03:55 PM
  • BigPleb no slackin! and ye that'd be cool bb :]
    March 11 12:19 PM
  • BigPleb Damn you having social relations hehe. Ye school sucks, used to just **** homework off and jam Green Day hard :p
    March 11 12:16 PM
  • BigPleb Miss jamming with you and shiiii :[
    March 11 12:12 PM
  • BigPleb I miss you
    March 11 12:05 PM
  • Futures Radiohead best band ever agreed?
    March 11 01:43 AM
  • Futures But you have Kid A 5d smh smdh
    March 11 01:23 AM
    March 11 01:05 AM
  • BigPleb I love you 24/7 dude, you know that :]
    March 10 08:41 PM
  • someguest brilliant profile picture. I WILL SEE YOU THERE!
    March 10 01:02 PM
  • dannyboy89 Agreed hard on AJFA being the weakest of 'Tallica's first 4. It's way overrated on this site.
    March 7 01:18 PM
    March 4 04:42 PM
  • TheRubberbandMan HAHA, says the ass who spammed my shoutbox with twenty paragraph soliloquys alllll night.
    March 4 04:04 PM
  • TheRubberbandMan You're kind of dumb.
    March 4 01:46 PM
  • TheRubberbandMan lulz lets look at all those words you wasted LOL
    March 4 02:24 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan i'm banned cause of an neg attitude? i cant wait til one of the real users before you joined verifies me. yo sound so ****ing dumb
    March 4 01:56 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan NOT fti ask demi. you really sound dumb. will not add you on the FB though
    March 4 01:52 AM
  • TheRubberbandMan y did u ban me?
    March 4 01:49 AM
  • BigPleb Righteous jammers will follow.
    March 3 07:24 PM
  • BigPleb Noooo :[
    March 3 07:18 PM
  • BigPleb i wanna jam :[
    March 3 07:14 PM
    March 1 07:08 PM
    March 1 06:55 PM
  • Frippertronics Too late grandma, they heard
    March 1 04:50 PM
  • Frippertronics SO ****ING LOUD
    March 1 03:07 PM
  • fromtheinside It's like a million off. And with less listeners that might be more impressive
    February 28 07:25 PM
  • BigPleb dont think so climmy :/
    February 28 05:01 PM
  • BigPleb unretrofied and phone home are kinda eh, but yeah that ripped by nuts off hard
    February 28 04:57 PM
  • BigPleb can't dude, don't dig a couple of songs :/
    February 28 04:50 PM
  • BigPleb that's in my top 5 ya, album def has some of the songs ever AGREED
    February 28 04:44 PM
  • BigPleb its my fave dillinger song, for sure.
    February 28 04:38 PM
  • BigPleb baby's first coffin-ing proud of you!
    February 28 04:32 PM
  • BigPleb best user
    February 28 04:26 PM
  • fromtheinside according to last milf ulver is more pop than dep. how astonishing is THAT
    February 28 05:55 AM
  • Ire jammin arthur mitchel
    February 28 01:49 AM
  • Ire im all fukd hating defhevn as usual
    February 28 01:48 AM
  • Ire jk nice defhevn rating
    February 28 01:39 AM
  • Ire worst user
    February 28 01:38 AM
  • fromtheinside like where are you. the family is actually jamming tonight
    February 27 10:59 PM
  • Gwyn. man hafta jam something lots for a while not just a day 2 5 but ill 5 it eventually i feel it in my heart
    February 27 08:27 PM
  • SkaCali1991 wowwwwwie man can we just go straight to bed?
    February 27 04:44 PM
  • SkaCali1991 the break-up is still fresh please try again later also dick size is important to me and idk if you fall under that category
    February 27 04:29 PM
  • TheMoreira Awesome, thanks
    February 27 04:05 PM
  • TheMoreira Yeah, i've been jamming Cult Of Luna and mainly Isis lately, also downloaded Rosetta a while ago so i intend to check them as soon as possible. Aight man thanks m/
    February 27 02:48 PM
  • SkaCali1991 why you have to be mean? : (
    February 27 02:16 PM
  • TheMoreira Hey mate care to shout me your favorite Sludge/Post Metal bands? Just wondering, you seem to be really into that stuff!
    February 27 07:47 AM
  • TheMoreira Monolith m/
    February 27 07:46 AM
  • Futures **** ive been outed
    February 26 11:42 PM
  • Futures Am I your alt?
    February 26 11:21 PM
  • Futures You picked all my favorites holy s*** lol
    February 26 10:44 PM
  • Futures Loved the first 3 minutes until the silence. What are your favorite tracks on it?
    February 26 10:36 PM
  • Futures ****ing incredible. Everything I expected. The only let down was the ending to Motion Picture Soundtrack with the silence. What's up with that?
    February 26 10:24 PM
  • Futures Dude I jammed Kid A
    February 26 09:45 PM
  • Futures I'm not really into pop music (I'm an Opeth fan, actually)
    February 26 12:20 AM
  • BigPleb Holy ****ing turd im there :/
    February 25 12:14 PM
  • BigPleb I dunno dude but I really wanna come over! MDF dude?
    February 25 11:56 AM
    February 25 10:47 AM
  • BigPleb Shakespeare riffed hard dude, tellin ya.
    February 25 10:31 AM
  • BigPleb You classing hard?
    February 25 10:30 AM
  • BigPleb :[[[[[[. Stop twinkling and get riffing!!!!
    February 25 10:23 AM
  • BigPleb Lebowski is dead dude :/
    February 25 10:09 AM
  • BigPleb climmy wimmy :]
    February 25 09:51 AM
  • DrMaximus What da hell happened to your ratings?
    February 24 10:07 PM
  • fromtheinside lol 36 got banned
    February 24 02:48 PM
  • MusicTalent Darn it
    February 23 10:42 PM
  • MusicTalent This is bone
    February 23 10:40 PM
  • MusicTalent Do you have a steam?
    February 23 10:38 PM
  • fish. your avatar is climactic
    February 23 08:51 PM
  • Futures Oceanic might be a tad better. Also jammed Panoptican like 5 times. It is damn near close to those two. ****...
    February 23 02:26 AM
  • Futures Might 5 it man haha
    February 23 01:23 AM
  • Futures Haha yeah man. Is that your favorite on the album as well?
    February 22 10:27 PM
  • Futures The ending to Crossing Over is omg best thing ever. Wish there were more clean vox on the album.
    February 21 09:32 PM
  • YakNips Hey dude I need you to do drums for Dry Satire again. This time it's a cover song of Jeromes Dream's A Present For Those Who Are Present. Here is the original and here is my version without drums
    February 20 08:19 AM
  • Futures Yeah man. Will jam Cult of Luna tonight but what is your favorite alt rock album?
    February 20 12:26 AM
  • Futures Yeah love this place. I came into this site mainly as a metalcore/alt rock kid only haha
    February 20 12:10 AM
  • Futures Sounds like my JAM. 5d Oceanic btw. Just to good haha
    February 20 12:07 AM
  • Futures Sweet thanks man you're awesome. Gotta jam again sometime. Went in there and hong and some random guy were jamming and not talking smh
    February 20 12:04 AM
  • Futures Hmmm give me another post-metal album
    February 19 11:55 PM
  • Futures **** its not on Spotify. Give me something else lol
    February 19 11:53 PM
  • Futures Pick an album for me to jam tonight!
    February 19 11:45 PM
  • YakNips Here is the Dry Satire song I need drums for Its a cover of A Present For Those Who Are Present by Jeromes Dream
    February 19 09:59 PM
  • Futures Sweet will jam soon. Thanks man!
    February 18 04:40 PM
  • Futures Sweet sounds awesome. Post-metal seems like a genre I will really enjoy.
    February 18 04:11 PM
  • Futures So good. Panopticon next?
    February 18 03:59 PM
  • Futures Dude I jammed Oceanic. HOLY s***! OMG
    February 18 02:52 PM
  • ArsMoriendi I'll make your suggestion, but I'm using your screenname in the description. "By climactic's request" etc. etc.
    February 17 05:48 PM
  • Frippertronics (^3^) copy and paste this into 10 threads on before midnight if you want a kiss goodnight from FiveLeavesLeft!
    February 16 11:46 PM
  • sixdegrees ?????(?????)???? copy and paste this into 10 threads on before midnight if you want flower power!
    February 16 11:21 PM
  • BigPleb Woohoo climmy :D
    February 16 03:29 PM
  • avonbarksdale221 come jam?
    February 14 07:18 PM
  • fr33convict That's great, man. I could send you some good ebooks on the subject then.
    February 10 05:55 PM
  • YakNips Hey dude. I was hoping that you could do drums for me just for one more song :) Cause I'm putting together this tribute to Jeromes Dream, and I really want Dry Satire to cover A Present For Those Who Are Present
    February 10 09:20 AM
  • fr33convict So I'm checking out that EP when I get on my PC asap. Also in the future if you ever need mixing / mastering / whatever work done just hit a brotha up. I'll work on some of yo s*** for free as a thanks for being a sputbro.
    February 9 10:47 PM
  • TheGreatQ Just added you man
    February 8 08:48 PM
  • silentpotatorocks but 2 is sweet becayse my kd is like .4 because suicide is gr8
    February 8 01:47 AM
  • silentpotatorocks 1 only... 2 was gr8 though i though so 1
    February 8 01:21 AM

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