Robert Lowe

Reviews 113
Soundoffs 226
News Articles 21
Band Edits + Tags 92
Album Edits 68

Album Ratings 2254
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 04-29-17 2:25 am
Joined 06-25-10

Forum Posts 1,427
Review Comments 54,905

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  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 04:51 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 04:50 AM
  • Atari Nah I was just curious man, no rush at all. Been listening to nothing but smith street band all week long
    April 12 11:18 PM
  • Atari still reviewing new smith street?
    April 12 12:16 PM
  • AsleepInTheBack Cheers for pointing out that bansheebeat EP Treb, loving it. check 'In Love With A Ghost - Healing', nice little EP if you're looking for something similar, though less complex and more ambient/relaxing
    March 28 04:27 AM
  • Arcade yo sup man. i might review it but i've also got pharmakon to review so idk if i want to bother with 2 in a week. i'm also busy af so i might not review either album \_(?)_/
    March 26 05:58 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup darnit I suck at these guessing games
    March 26 01:55 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup is there something you'd like to tell us?
    March 25 10:11 PM
  • Atari dude you'd prolly dig Creeper. sounds like menzingers meets alkaline trio/oldschool AFI
    March 24 12:32 PM
  • Atari Damn down to a 2.7 :/
    March 22 01:50 AM
  • FreddieDelaney31 Done, can you rec me some other sad cathartic s*** pls
    March 18 02:19 PM
  • FreddieDelaney31 Which Brave Bird album should I check first
    March 18 02:14 PM
  • Atari yeah it sucks they didn't have a stream/leak for it sooner. but you really don't have to rush it too much man, I've reviewed new releases a couple weeks after they came out as staff and they still feature it
    March 17 01:38 PM
  • Atari stoked for that sorority noise review my man
    March 17 11:58 AM
  • Atari you might dig Del Paxton if you haven't heard them
    March 14 02:13 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup tbh I play guitar and don't even know what sweeping is lol
    March 13 02:01 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup trebor don't lie!
    March 13 12:05 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup why do your 5s seem like they'd be really depressing?
    March 12 04:44 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup does it still upset you not being able to play Between the Buried and Me songs?
    March 12 04:41 AM
  • Conmaniac thanks a ton Treb and thanks for helping me apply
    February 27 01:41 PM
  • ATallColdGlassOfBud Doesn't have to be an alcoholic beverage! We don't judge here :] Just the boys taking a load off
    February 27 11:36 AM
  • ATallColdGlassOfBud Hey treb! You're welcome to join the boys and I later and crack open a couple cold ones :]
    February 26 06:47 PM
  • neekafat Congrats duder!
    February 20 09:01 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges congrats on making staff, bruv.
    February 20 12:39 PM
  • Sniff Here's the deal tho. I'm going to call you Based God from now on. Deal with it.
    February 20 11:00 AM
  • Aids I did I left a bunch of comments then edited them all because **** it
    February 19 06:34 PM
  • Atari hey dude I think you might dig this super whatevr band, seems like your kinda thing :]
    February 19 06:29 PM
  • coneren god damn jerk
    February 19 05:25 PM
  • coneren you fuuckin cheated
    February 19 03:56 PM
  • coneren fuuckin rights first one to get a boner wins
    February 19 03:16 PM
  • coneren gr8 lets party in the bouncy castle
    February 19 02:18 PM
  • onionbubs hell yes! been on a massive alkaline trio kick lately. that's definitely my favorite record of theirs
    February 19 01:52 PM
  • coneren hello are you ok
    February 19 02:00 AM
  • talktothehead Nice promotion trebor! Well deserved man :)
    February 19 12:20 AM
  • Spec So you can ban people now right? If you ever ban me pls post something humorous about it in the banned users thread. God I miss it.
    February 18 08:05 PM
  • Frippertronics Ramadan Steve surely was behind this miracle
    February 18 04:01 PM
  • Conmaniac also damn dude just noticed youre staff now!! congrats man
    February 18 03:55 PM
  • Conmaniac found it. what reviews of mine do you think I should feature? I was thinking my Old Gray review for sure but not confident on the other two
    February 18 03:45 PM
  • Conmaniac where are the applications??
    February 18 03:25 PM
  • hogan900 Congratz on the promotion!
    February 18 02:54 PM
  • Gyromania congrats on your promotion rob! well earned
    February 18 11:31 AM
  • dimsim3478 Congrats! glad your greatness has been rewarded
    February 18 09:03 AM
  • manosg Congrats Treb!
    February 18 04:20 AM
  • KevinKC Congratulations Trebor.
    February 18 03:05 AM
  • Frippertronics trebor17 has made it, or "started from the bottom now we here"
    February 17 08:49 PM
  • Arcade ayy what up my man
    February 17 06:38 PM
  • Jacquibim Congrats and welcome aboard bro
    February 17 06:07 PM
  • Satellite congrats on the staffage bro!!!
    February 17 05:21 PM
  • FullOfSounds Dude congrats on staff!
    February 17 04:50 PM
  • Atari congrats man, well deserved been a long time coming! not surprised to see you dibbing the new smith street/sorority noise haha, I thought about dibbing one of those and had a feeling you might be interested
    February 17 04:12 PM
  • DoofusWainwright Congrats :D
    February 17 03:18 PM
  • MercuryToHell I know this must pale in comparison to everything going on with you lately, and I've never actually spoken to you I think, but I'm so ****ing stoked for you. Well done!
    February 17 03:07 PM
  • SoccerRiot Congrats on staff!
    February 17 03:04 PM
  • TheEnigma Hey man, I'm glad things are looking up for you. Thanks for sharing your story.
    February 16 03:47 PM
  • theacademy hey dude, du u have a sputnik friendly email?
    February 16 12:26 PM
  • bach yeah i just gotta make the call. i'm just used to dealing with things on my own so it's hard
    February 8 11:21 PM
  • bach same here man. i've never been diagnosed but i've been suicidal as of late. i keep letting things build up
    February 8 11:07 PM
  • bach hows everything on your end?? hope everything is great. i dont come on here very often but you're one of the good ones
    February 8 10:56 PM
  • bach i love you man
    February 8 10:37 PM
  • vmcoia91 just decided to post some reviews haha. i typically look around everyone once in a while but almost never post.
    February 7 10:29 PM
  • talktothehead the toys in the basement lmao
    February 7 01:34 AM
  • talktothehead my favorite part was when mich was in the basement with the girl during the star wars review lmao
    February 7 01:23 AM
  • talktothehead i binges them when i found them over the summer cause life sucks and i had nothing to do. im ala btw
    February 7 01:12 AM
  • talktothehead nice thread pic bud lmao
    February 7 01:09 AM
  • Atari That Menzingers review is one of your best man, always cool when u find an album u can connect with so much
    February 4 10:33 PM
  • Satellite well said man. stay strong. i'm of the belief that going through life w/ a self-deprecating attitude like the one you clearly have is super healthy and cathartic.
    February 4 03:06 AM
  • Satellite it also makes me feel guilty for being (admittedly mildly) depressed despite never having actually dealt with true hardship.
    February 4 01:11 AM
  • Satellite ugh man i'm sorry to hear that. i hate saying this because it feels like i'm tempting fate, but in 30 yrs i've never had anyone super close to me die. the odd uncle or grandparent or long lost friend here or there, but nobody directly involved in my actual life. i live in constant fear of the moment that changes and whether it's going to completely ruin me.
    February 4 01:09 AM
  • Satellite i mean i wouldn't. you meant it when you posted it and you were bummed when reminded of it. the rules are different here than irl imo.
    February 4 12:57 AM
  • Atari sweet man, nice to see you so motivated again with the writing!
    February 1 04:17 PM
  • Atari you gonna be reviewing that new menzingers?
    February 1 01:43 PM
  • sixdegrees hmm...Jessica Beppler perhaps (although I really don't like her tattoos)
    January 25 02:24 AM
  • sixdegrees thank you for making me aware of her existence
    January 25 01:33 AM
  • trackbytrackreviews Ah nice
    January 15 05:37 PM
  • coneren sittin buddy how are you
    January 15 12:39 AM
  • coneren hello rob
    January 15 12:15 AM
  • trackbytrackreviews Are you gonna review The Blood Album? Cause I'd like to hear why you rated it 2.5 (sorry if this comes out as wrong I'm just curious)
    January 14 01:47 PM
  • Conmaniac dudeeeeee they are so ****ing good
    January 8 06:54 PM
  • Conmaniac huh sweet yeah i'll prob do that cuz why not! thanks for the heads up man. you think i could make it? and yeah i'm planning on having 3-4 reviews done by then anyways
    January 1 07:03 PM
  • Conmaniac uh idk how would i do that
    January 1 06:58 PM
  • theacademy ty dawg
    December 29 02:58 AM
  • Aids the 90 better not be his birth year. if he's over 14 I'm appalled.
    December 26 09:00 PM
  • DoofusWainwright Rufus is real you better believe it
    December 16 05:19 PM
  • FourthReich If philip rivers went by phil he would have won a championship by now
    December 5 03:45 PM
  • FourthReich Giving me life
    December 5 03:43 PM
  • FourthReich Thanks dad
    December 5 03:41 PM
  • Spec A cabin with wifi so I can jam new music and ya.
    December 1 08:51 PM
  • Spec Pretty crappy lately but I'm still employed at least. I need to just leave the city for like a month.
    November 27 08:03 PM
  • andrianoc Treb, don't know how fond you are of melodic hardcore but you gotta listen to the band It Prevails. You would love them dude. The guitars are beautiful in their songs.
    November 26 10:49 AM
  • Spec How you doing lately my man?
    November 23 05:18 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup
    November 18 02:57 AM
  • PitchforkArms Actually, I'll hit you up on the facebooks
    November 14 03:46 PM
  • PitchforkArms Sweet man, any chance you could hit me with a gmail?
    November 14 03:35 PM
  • PitchforkArms Trebs. I haven't been around here much lately, but hey would you be interested in listening to my punk band's EP and perhaps hitting it with a review? We're putting it out relatively soon and some sputnik presence would be great. Figured I'd ask because I remember you liking some good sad/angry punk, and you're a hell of a reviewer.
    November 14 02:44 PM
  • Futures lol it ain't happening. expect another corporate stooge as the nominee in 2020.
    November 13 12:06 AM
  • Futures hahahaha. appreciate it. the dnc ****ed it man. they are already prepping for tim kaine 2020 buckle in.
    November 12 11:43 PM
  • Rowan5215 it's pretty nice. he's got a better voice than either Matt or Dan which is pretty hilarious, he sounds like Robert Smith doing pop-punk. the music is like country slash americana type stuff. worth a listen I reckon
    November 11 07:45 PM
  • Rowan5215 you heard derek grant's solo album from last year?
    November 10 04:33 AM
  • oltnabrick i took the 2012 hetrosexual pledge
    November 1 06:08 PM
  • Iamthe Nightstars Oh, right on. Can I watch them anywhere? bakkermaarten wrote a review for my last EP. I think you'll dig it, it's up your alley.
    October 28 01:59 PM
  • Iamthe Nightstars Yeah, I was wondering if you were still here as well a while ago. Are you still making music?
    October 27 12:31 PM
  • Iamthe Nightstars I never left. Lol. I'm just too busy to post very much any more.
    October 26 01:34 PM
  • SnakeDelilah when are you going to change your pro pic
    October 21 11:55 AM
  • DoofusWainwright Ah ok, not your review - I feel better now :3
    October 10 04:21 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup to answer what stein would do is she would stop the us and allied nations from selling arms and providing training to any groups in the middle east and keep weapons out, which arguably is a big part of why things have gotten so bad.
    October 10 03:57 AM
  • Futures well there's not much that can be done other than keeping it regionally contained which it already is. unless you want to keep bombing innocent civilians.
    October 10 03:42 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup yeah, tonight tho I've basically been laying down in the dark on sputnik or quietly youtubing and started when I knew I had to be up in 12 hours to get a jump on it. as of now I have to be up in 7 and a half hours lol
    October 10 03:37 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup also laying in bed 5 hours still each night before finally passing out :-/ sucks cuz I'm just thinking x many hours till I have to wake up for work
    October 10 03:31 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup the narco withdrawals are worse to me but I beat narcos about a year ago. I do have the shakes right now still though. Also been poppin ibuprofen in the morning and can't go to sleep without taking ibuprofen.
    October 10 03:30 AM
  • Futures being a warmongerer corrupt and a corporate sex toy is a little more lol
    October 10 03:29 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup yeah man as soon as I had gotten all of it out and was sober I've had a pit in my stomach almost all week long. doesn't matter if i'm leaving my place, out and about, or home for the day, it's still there. it sucks. but other than that I feel better already than I ever have. I've also averaged about 20 hits a day of weed and quit cigarettes so my hair follicles are growing back in my lungs and it hurts a lot
    October 10 03:24 AM
  • Futures gross dude. and i'm not a progressive but there's jill stein
    October 10 03:23 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup hecks ya!
    October 10 03:12 AM
  • Futures have fun voting for a warmongering corrupt corporate puppet!
    October 10 03:07 AM
  • DoofusWainwright I shouldn't have posted that on your review as it was more a general comment as to what I've been seeing on sput a lot recently, nearly every review takes a sample lyric as a summary - it can work well but I think sometimes people just choose that because it's easy. I don't even know if it's something you tend to do or not so I wasn't bitching at you, just that was I think the fourth or fifth review I'd read here in two days that had a lyric as a summary!
    October 9 03:02 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup
    October 9 02:53 AM
  • FreddieDelaney31 how ****ing tremendously gorgeous is this new American Football album tho omg
    October 8 08:35 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup did you see btbam yet? that's pretty cool.I'm kinda devastated because statistically, rankings-wise, it turns out you are the Coheed and Cambria champion.... but I still feel like I am... emotionally...
    October 7 11:25 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup you're a ****ing moron. i'm going to go on tiny chat and play random sweeps that sound like rosie o donnel giving head to fred durst for 45 minutes then post about how I hate between the buried and me some more
    September 27 07:02 AM
  • ti0n I still think touche amore best album is "parting the sea..." but the new direction they are taking is interesting too. i feel for jeremy on this album but some songs don't really feel finished. a 2.5 is a joke do
    September 20 01:13 PM
  • hogan900 Comparing Lack Long After and Stage Four hurts man, both are stellar albums imo :/
    September 19 11:31 PM
  • andrianoc Yeah I'm all about dem melodies doe. 'Stage Four' is loaded with them and they actually don't sound like anything I've heard. On another note, new American Football..thoughts??
    September 19 07:36 PM
  • andrianoc What pianos become the teeth record were you referencing in your touche sound off because every pianos record I've heard is absolute trash..I'm gonna have to disagree with you on your opinion of Stage Four.
    September 19 06:18 PM
  • Spec where are my testicles summer?
    September 7 05:26 PM
  • Tyler. me too!!!!!!
    September 6 02:30 AM
  • Conmaniac yeah for sure. should be sick, lemme know what u think of it when it comes out
    September 6 02:27 AM
  • Conmaniac ikr Atlanta! gotta watch it asap
    September 6 02:20 AM
  • Tyler. sometimes when i get drunk i sit at an empty table and pretend im on best of the worst
    September 6 02:18 AM
  • Conmaniac hey thanks man i appreciate it. i will for sure
    August 3 05:45 PM
  • TheMrAlexK Just sent your invite.
    August 3 03:15 PM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Thanks bruh.
    August 3 02:50 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Fair enough. Now any good starting albums for someone new to emo?
    August 3 02:00 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Really? There lyrics are kind of emo though thought you'd like them. They're kind of overrated but I dig White Pony that's all i've heard
    August 3 01:41 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Trebor you should check Deftones - White Pony if you haven't already. I think you'd dig it. You should review it too.
    August 3 12:18 AM
  • Futures ye jew influence hard. good stuff.
    July 27 09:29 PM
  • Futures you diggin that time spent driving album?
    July 27 08:59 PM
  • BallsToTheWall I'm used to being single and indifferent and incompatible with the women that I had dated prior so this is all so surreal.
    July 5 01:43 AM
  • Spec your lack of being dabbed tf out upsets me
    July 2 12:12 AM
  • Spec a f*cking 1/5 get your head out of your butt you butthole
    June 30 08:58 PM
  • Atari
    June 20 05:37 PM
  • Tunaboy45 help me rip the fattest vape
    June 14 12:38 PM
  • EvilEyez you like the wu klansmen?
    June 9 05:46 AM
  • Idleness
    May 30 04:56 AM
  • Relinquished thank you bro
    May 25 11:28 PM
  • Relinquished found out not too long ago myself
    May 25 11:27 PM
  • Relinquished new Owen song is so good
    May 25 11:19 PM
  • PlasticRadioBand Wow Ethan, great moves! Keep it up!
    May 22 09:28 PM
  • Atari Wasn't expecting a 5 from you on the new hotelier, nice
    May 22 04:48 PM
  • YoYoMancuso you gonna review the new TMP man? I'd love to see what you think about it cuz I'm loving it so far
    May 21 06:00 PM
  • doomjitsu nice very nice, not the biggest fan of tiny moving parts and distortion though, so i just hope it won't disappoint, new pup record, that's where the big boys gonna play this summer
    May 17 12:58 PM
  • doomjitsu kewl i have to check some albums before i get to tmp, but i heard that the new one is more upbeat and less twinkle, is that trve?
    May 17 02:20 AM
  • doomjitsu are you sure that new tiny moving parts is a 5? if yes, can't ****ing wait
    May 16 02:24 PM
  • Parallels fight me
    May 12 09:37 PM
  • frigyourgenre vape naysh !!
    April 22 08:46 PM
  • Atari you don't have to lol, but if you find the inspiration or the right words that'd be sweet. just remember, I don't mind giving it a proofread and whatnot if that helps
    April 8 06:11 PM
  • Atari makes sense. well I wouldn't want you to force it, but every time I hear this album it bugs me it doesn't have a review lol. I may have to review it in the future if you don't end up covering it, but want to give you the time to do so if that's something you're interested in. take your time bud
    April 8 06:05 PM
  • Atari you just have to review that Grandview album dude
    April 8 05:53 PM
  • Atari no joke. I'm already convinced it's at least a 4, but potentially higher.
    April 6 04:34 PM
  • Atari good god that Grandview record just gets better and better. the lyrics and all the analogies are so spot on.
    April 6 02:53 PM
  • torts disgraceful
    April 6 01:10 PM
  • torts nice h3h3 avi aren't you into yr 20's
    April 6 01:06 PM
  • Atari you can do it man, but I know the feeling. I could help proofread if that helps
    April 5 11:33 AM
  • Atari on my second playthrough now and yeah it hits pretty hard, that sucks if they broke up since they have so much potential. you should review the album man. the best reviews for that genre imo are the one's where the writer has some sort of personal connection to the album.
    April 4 06:55 PM
  • Atari damn, that album is definitely solid as hell. wonder if they're putting out a new album anytime soon
    April 4 05:18 PM
  • Atari will do man, thanks for the rec
    April 4 03:35 PM
  • Realm Based wag
    April 2 08:50 PM
  • BigHans Dude. I started Sputting hard again like 3 weeks ago and Ive seen so many pussy ass lists about dudes crying and cutting themselves and basically acting like huge vaginas. So sad.
    March 30 11:34 PM
  • becomesmusical Wow, Trebor., great moves, keep it up, proud of you
    March 27 07:48 PM
  • Hawks I mean you might not like it, but I've always dug them. Give it a try though dude.
    March 26 06:52 PM
    March 26 05:57 PM
  • Spec Alright sober time bae
    March 22 09:23 PM
  • SnakeDelilah i wish i could take all of the times i've s***posted on this site and turn them into mozzarella squares god i'm ****ing hungry and it's 2:30
    March 22 02:26 AM
  • Spec keep in mind i enjoy being a jerk so being nice to you is probs an xbox achievement or something.
    March 22 02:25 AM
  • SnakeDelilah is this where i go to make confessions
    March 22 02:23 AM
  • Spec great prepare yourself for some drunk mood swings then
    March 22 02:21 AM
  • Spec i still feel bad for being such an ass to you
    March 22 12:55 AM
  • BlushfulHippocrene Excuse me man, anything to help me kick these empire! empire! withdrawals? I've seen your emo lists, and discovered a few great bands through it, but is there anything you could recommend closer to their sound? Similar feel, maybe. Thanks!
    March 21 08:06 AM
  • Hawks I'm assuming you mean the band lol, but yeah I have bro.
    March 20 06:51 PM
  • Spec Have you jammed that GLOSS demo yet?
    March 20 12:19 AM
  • Spec Nothing left to do but enjoy it ayyyyy.
    March 20 12:06 AM
  • Spec My apologies man honestly. This whole relapse thing is ****ing with my head.
    March 20 12:03 AM
  • Spec Aiight aiight to be fair i probs over reacted anyways i was pretty leaned up at the time
    March 19 11:43 PM
  • Spec chill the fck out every post I see from you is about the mad pussy you get
    March 19 11:35 PM
  • Tyler. I think you're the mystery mod.
    March 19 02:16 PM
    March 19 01:15 AM
    March 18 11:17 PM
  • bach lets get some sody pops dude
    March 18 10:49 PM
  • bach h3h3 is the only youtuber i watch shouts out u
    March 18 10:41 PM
  • demigod! haha it ****s with the formatting super hard i had to edit my post
    March 18 12:09 AM
  • demigod! )
    March 18 12:07 AM
  • ftinside Bae
    March 16 02:10 AM
  • climactic coachella and then LA for 3 days after and prob drive to san diego for a day
    March 13 01:34 PM
  • climactic hey dude. hanging in there. heading out to cali next month with the gf so im super excited for that. wbu, hows life?
    March 11 11:18 AM
  • coneren OH YOU KNOW
    March 7 11:20 PM
    March 7 11:15 PM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 25 06:47 PM
  • Atari hey man, I think you might dig the new Somos album. problem child is my SOTY right now prolly. it's a pretty chill album, but very good
    February 25 02:33 PM
  • Frippertronics bro that midori rating needs a'fixin
    February 25 05:52 AM
  • Ire deafeater is dumb nice
    February 24 01:30 PM
  • Arcade if you've still got the original image you can request in the Meds thread for an enlargement and they should happily oblige :]
    February 23 06:49 PM

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