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  • BallsDeep ? I'm not about to upload my fkn birth certificate, theres a old photo of me I just put in the 'show yourself' thread that's as good as your going to get
    July 8 04:23 AM
  • BallsDeep the question is who are you?
    July 7 10:51 PM
  • Frippertronics plus check his collab single with Ryuichi Sakamoto, Forbidden Colors. I have a 15 minute extended mix that really builds up, but if that song doesn't make you feel like s*** (tbh i can't really get the feeling down just right), idk what to tell you
    July 5 09:46 PM
  • Frippertronics will do, sylvian's discog is v consistent though Blemish and Manafon are very difficult to get into. Brilliant Trees is as good, if not better, than Beehive. It's hard to choose which one I prefer.
    July 5 09:44 PM
  • Frippertronics check david sylvian tbh (if you haven't, chesse)
    July 5 04:55 AM
  • AngryLittleAlchemist Great pic, Rich Evans is a god tbh.
    June 29 06:02 PM
  • TVC15 Thanks bb
    June 14 04:19 PM
  • macman76 ?!.
    May 27 02:53 AM
  • macman76 macman76.
    May 27 02:47 AM
  • UniqueUniverse ????
    May 20 08:15 PM
  • sixdegrees im a fan, I still need to check the stargazer lilies too
    May 15 01:48 AM
  • user "and beibor xd" lol
    May 10 11:18 PM
  • deathschool A man after my own ???????
    May 8 06:02 PM
  • YungEarnYourStripes http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/437339.jpg
    May 6 07:23 PM
  • HeckToPay its funny becasue my name i s also tyler !!! hahahahaha
    May 4 10:26 PM
  • lordpots welcome to my s*** list
    May 1 10:25 PM
  • Masochist An ooooold T'n'N band, too. They are (or at the very least were) a Christian band, but in that vague way where they sing more about life than religion, like Anberlin. If you have one, which album that you've heard is your favorite?
    April 27 12:41 AM
  • Masochist Hell yeah, man! I love them...one of those band you listen to when it's just you and music. I was actually the one who first wrote the description for their band page on the site, LOL.
    April 27 12:01 AM
  • sixdegrees yo I wanted to apologize for adding you to my s***-list
    April 25 09:47 PM
  • Frippertronics incorrect
    April 21 01:05 AM
  • Keyblade def listen to depeche mode. tho idk anything about ds3 so i could be wrong
    April 21 01:05 AM
  • Frippertronics it's gonna become a threat if you don't smash the mfn 5 button for pet sounds dog
    April 21 12:55 AM
  • Frippertronics do you wanna die
    April 21 12:29 AM
  • Frippertronics (hed)chesse
    April 20 11:41 PM
  • Frippertronics dude weed lmao
    April 20 11:29 PM
  • RunOfTheMill RunOfTheMill, clearly.
    April 19 09:36 AM
  • Asdfp277 you wish
    April 13 10:04 PM
  • sixdegrees enjoy my s***list
    April 9 02:18 PM
  • Frippertronics because you hate your life and feel the need to support s***ty presidential candidates
    April 4 02:54 AM
  • Frippertronics abra kadaver
    April 4 02:32 AM
  • Frippertronics u ready for this fukken magic trick
    April 4 02:15 AM
  • Frippertronics hey qt
    April 4 01:20 AM
  • Mort. I was being weirdly serious first name usernames are sweet im pretty sure Dean and Dean. and all other variations are taken already think i tried once
    April 3 05:50 PM
    April 3 02:47 PM
  • LordePots i understand. we'd have a lot to talk about him and i.
    April 2 01:57 AM
  • LordePots ur basically dead 2 me tbh
    April 2 01:55 AM
  • LordePots yes because i have the power to change users names. can't believe u soft-cocked out and changed that hilarity to 'Tyler.' tho. way to fade into obscurity bro, remember u never bro.
    April 2 01:13 AM
  • user User.
    April 1 03:40 PM
  • Jom Alright, all square. You might need to log-in/log-out for the change to take effect on the reviews site. Thanks!
    March 31 03:01 PM
  • Jom What would you like your new name to be? Cheers!
    March 31 07:46 AM
  • Frippertronics ~secret mod~
    March 31 01:56 AM
  • TalonsOfFire Unfortunately no. I considered buying the blu-ray but $25 is too much for a poor college student like me :/ Have you seen it?
    March 30 06:09 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Dude I love your prof pic
    March 29 08:50 PM
  • Trebor. If I were a mod I would ban myself
    March 19 07:49 PM
  • Tyler. hey dude
    March 16 11:20 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Yeah. Hopefully it'll be gone soon.
    March 9 11:41 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges bruv i'm having the exact same problem. you on android or apple?
    March 9 09:52 PM
  • Cimnele must i
    March 2 09:06 AM
  • climactic heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    February 26 12:11 PM
  • climactic ??????????????????
    February 25 11:38 PM
  • Mort. It bothers me aswell its obvs says chesse and eurgh calling yourself cheese or someone else that i feel your pain
    February 19 06:21 AM
  • Trebor. I've heard it kind of sux. I'm more interested in the commentary/bonus features
    February 18 10:03 PM
  • Trebor. No, I'm probably going to buy it when I get paid. Have you?
    February 18 09:37 PM
  • FourthReich try this then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMeAvOgDUdE
    February 18 09:12 PM
  • Frippertronics I mean, when you got a thread that devolves into a circlejerk thread full of the worst users on the site, the original intent is moot.
    February 17 11:16 PM
  • Frippertronics my condolences on having the second worst thread of users of 2016, bless ya
    February 17 11:06 PM
  • CL0VER go have consensual sex with yourself
    February 17 09:52 PM
  • CL0VER change your avatar
    February 17 09:49 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy a man can dream
    February 17 04:46 PM
  • Trebor. duuude I just noticed your Rich Evans pic
    February 17 03:55 PM
  • Ovrot where is the best hair category? this a sputnik tradition
    February 17 02:27 PM
  • Cygnatti mighty dig those recent rates of urs :]
    February 17 08:39 AM
  • Cygnatti :D u2! :D
    February 17 08:39 AM
  • emester Your profile pic gave me a good chuckle. Always love me some RLM
    February 17 12:43 AM
  • Cygnatti Yes bby?
    February 17 12:08 AM
  • FourthReich i wont hold my breath
    February 16 11:57 PM
  • FourthReich where did daryl go
    February 16 11:49 PM
  • demigod! come to canada fam we got weed for days
    February 10 06:00 PM
  • TheSpirit Well, I'm not a big Cobalt fan, but some bands I would recommend are Woe (particularly Quietly, Undramatically) and a band called Frontier (who I'm pretty sure have only released a demo). Both are the closest I can really think of, but are better IMO.
    February 10 04:29 PM
  • demigod! not bad u? been smoking too much weed lately tho lol
    February 8 03:18 PM
  • demigod! Sup nig
    February 4 09:55 PM
  • TheSpirit Wow, thank you, I really really appreciate that. I actually did apply, so fingers crossed haha
    February 1 07:27 PM
  • Satellite i think i've watched all of the grabowskis shorts while super high. it's funny but so so terrible. and skinny mike is weird looking to me.
    January 29 02:44 PM
  • Satellite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-zxKUyiS64 it's back in stock as of yesterday. nah i haven't yet. my brother just ordered it tho so i'll see it when it arrives for him.
    January 28 09:11 PM
  • Satellite have you bought space cop yet?
    January 28 09:03 PM
  • Josh D. do yo ulike websites
    January 28 04:28 PM
  • Josh D. for this you will pay a terrible price
    January 28 12:35 PM
  • Josh D. don't you ever shoutbox me again or I will kidnap your parrot
    January 27 10:44 AM
  • SowingSeason Just read your Plebeian Grandstand review and it was pretty good. I like the succinct approach, we have too many long, overblown reviews (like mine). I would give it another crack sometime even if you have no intentions of writing regularly.
    January 18 02:07 AM
  • StrizzMatik Yup.
    December 19 04:03 AM
  • StrizzMatik https://www.dropbox.com/s/5oqzwlgjqpahwd1/Color Film - Text on Image [2015].rar?dl=0
    December 19 02:06 AM
  • alienobserver yeah i was hds
    December 15 04:32 PM
  • wtferrothorn I have a feeling that Spotify might be making up genres. I couldn't find any info on permanent wave either
    December 11 07:06 PM
  • wtferrothorn i guess both of us have a thirst for permanent wave lol
    December 11 04:21 PM
  • Futures that's awesome man. i think i'm going to give it a go.
    October 27 07:15 PM
  • Futures dude sweet i thought you would dig it! :^) really overlooked emo classic. i need to review it tbh
    October 27 07:08 PM
  • Deviant. Actually had to think about it for a minute, because it's not an entirely memorable album (though it's still better than Gloss Drop). It feels a lot more serious, which kinda goes against the really "clap-your-hands-and-dance" approach of Mirrored, but it's not a bad listen
    September 3 03:11 AM
  • Static any more good tyler facts?
    September 2 02:54 AM
  • Static why is ur name Chesse
    August 11 12:23 AM
  • Gyromania idk man, i heard that album like 7 years ago and i've probably listened to it more than 20 times, with each listen bringing it down more
    August 5 12:52 AM
  • Gyromania man, how could you have such awesome ratings and then go and praise garbage like glassjaw
    August 4 03:59 PM
  • deathschool Damn. Good point.
    July 29 04:31 PM
  • deathschool ???
    July 29 03:32 AM
  • danielito19 decemberdestroyedme
    July 24 04:11 PM
  • Static i made a fav users list last night and put u on it but id it cause i put "chesse13" and wasnt sure if you had been unbanned yet :^)
    June 19 01:58 AM
  • BMDrummer congratulations
    June 19 01:13 AM
  • XingKing Thanks duder! I hope to hear something you've made one day so that I can listen to it and return the compliment :)
    December 2 11:11 PM
  • deathschool Dat Allogoch rating. Laying down the law
    November 23 12:09 AM
  • Static https://plug.dj/onions
    November 18 01:11 AM
  • suddykilljaywalkers nice cult fiction rating... my 2nd favorite album of all time
    November 13 01:58 AM
  • LordePots definitely an interesting thought, im glad u brought it up or i never would have considered it like that
    November 5 05:30 PM
  • LordePots generic metal and am super specific about what i will listen to. but when i think about how now the 2 genres i love mainly are hip-hop and electronic i do listen to a tonne of generic hip-hop and electronic. sometimes i find a very standard house album and love it. sometimes i'll find a 90's hip-hop crew that sounds just like every other one and it will be one of the best finds of my week. so maybe it raises your tolerance for genericness?
    November 4 10:04 PM
  • LordePots when i first read that i immediately thought that for me personally it gives me a lower tolerance for genericness but im starting to re-think that... i think it might be the other way around. I think a love for a genre gives you a lower tolerance for s***TY music in that genre, but generic doesn't mean s***ty. im thinking this: when i was a huge metal head in jr high i listened to a tonne of generic s***. now that i'm not really that into metal i have absolutely no tolerance for
    November 4 10:02 PM
  • sixdegrees hmm check out Hartfield- true color, true lie and Pity Sex- Feast of Love
    November 4 05:42 PM
  • Lethean i guessed am i right
    November 3 09:05 PM
  • Lethean u didnt even check what i recd u neg
    November 3 09:00 PM
  • Lethean s*** dude i didddnt yet
    November 3 08:35 PM
  • Lethean so do you like metal
    November 3 06:24 PM
    November 3 04:39 PM
  • killtaker happy birthday
    November 2 12:23 PM
  • Cloudcity do you like metal
    October 28 10:55 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo so I've only listened to a bit of this so far but it's your ish:http://invalids.bandcamp.com/album/strengths
    October 28 01:58 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah but they're DLd and ready for a long drive tomorrow
    October 27 10:27 PM
  • PeaceThroughNethers nice current dig
    October 26 08:07 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot sweet, thanks. oh, and this Gates album is pree dece
    October 22 07:41 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot never jammed Medications... will do. cheers chesse
    October 22 07:27 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yoooo, got any decent lesser known math rock you've stumbled upon lately?
    October 22 07:21 PM
  • Futures gotcha its really an incredible album pal
    October 21 11:56 PM
  • Futures nice jawbreaker rating u ever jam dear you?
    October 21 10:25 PM
  • Futures thats from the weezer song back to the shack
    October 18 10:46 PM
  • Futures thats from the weezer song back to the shack
    October 16 04:35 PM
  • YakNips http://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/132/132.70.png
    October 12 05:46 PM
  • YakNips http://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/104/104.101.png
    October 12 04:03 PM
  • Lethean super chaotic noisy hardcore from ny i dont see y u shouldn't
    October 8 07:35 PM
  • Lethean thx sib u ever heard drunkdriver
    October 8 07:29 PM
  • Lethean i seek your hand in guidance for the math rock genre
    October 8 12:36 AM
  • scottpilgrim10 sounds delectable tbh
    October 6 08:47 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 the similarities tho
    October 6 08:41 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 I just assumed it was the red ring of death lol
    October 6 08:38 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 janelle monae :'(
    October 6 08:26 PM
  • Futures omg. i luv u
    October 5 08:50 PM
  • Futures the tracklist on my ipod is always ****ed up. even when i fix it on my computer wtf
    October 5 08:00 PM
  • Static werd
    October 1 09:16 PM
  • Static https://plug.dj/onions
    October 1 08:10 PM
  • Static memes
    September 29 11:17 PM
  • wacknizzle Awesome, I'll def get to Anthology soon
    September 29 11:31 AM
  • wacknizzle You're right this Faraquet album is sweet
    September 29 01:08 AM
  • wacknizzle Gonna jam it tomorrow. Was gonna maybe see if you wanted to check out the newest album by this band Dioramic. I think it's really awesome, overall too, took like a week to fully absorb. It's kinda like a spacey Fear Before/Exotic Animal Petting Zoo https://soundcloud.com/der_jan/sets/dioramic
    September 29 12:40 AM
  • wacknizzle Thanks man, will do
    September 28 05:19 PM
  • YakNips lol yeah idk i'm just dumb sometimes. but yeah i gotta jam their LP too and just get into them cause you, kman, and rhyme and other cool as **** people like them so they gotta be good
    September 27 08:19 PM
  • danielito19 you know that Fear Before song "Taking Cassandra to the End of the World Party?" these days when I see your username I think "Taking Cheese Slut to the Fugazi Prom"
    September 27 06:11 PM
  • YakNips lol yeah idk why everyone seems to prefer kirk cameron and the other songs on there to important things but to me it's the only one that really stood out. and yeah i suppose it's more fair to judge a band solely based on their music but sometimes its hard for me lol. i like their whole aesthetic though so i should listen to them more
    September 27 05:41 PM
  • YakNips BRO i actually have mixed feeling about that one!! cause i hate a loooot of things that snowing has influenced (people trying to be snowing that are NOT snowing) and they have a generally annoying fanbase but ACTUALLY i think that EP is decent BUT IMPORTANT THINGS is like 5/5 perfect and the rest of it is just like good and idk why i love important things so much but i cant hate snowing because they made that song
    September 26 09:43 PM
  • YakNips lmao srry i've just listened to a lot of new emo so i'm rlly opinionated on it. good on you for digging it!! it's good to enjoy things tbh. (don't call me a sociopath btw))))
    September 26 09:27 PM
  • YakNips nah dude i just dislike that album lmao. i mean it's cool and i get why people like it but i just hate that generic run-of-the-mill math twinkle stuff that's more "fun" than it is "emo" like i hate the whole brian chamblee "wiener rock" thing about how all new emo is bad but honestly a lot of it just copied and pasted with nothing interesting and in my opinion that thing is a prime example of what i call "reddit emo." easy to swallow with no substance or interesting ideas. THATS JUST HOW I FEEL
    September 26 09:22 PM
  • YakNips i can :]]]] but its ok cuz la quiete are the BEST
    September 26 09:05 PM
  • YakNips hell yeah that s*** rules hard (a lot harder than that leer album ;}})
    September 26 08:37 PM
  • YakNips i see that la fine non e la fine rating tbh
    September 26 05:30 PM
  • Betray i love u tbh
    September 26 02:36 PM
  • Lethean gimme the room breh
    September 25 11:10 PM
  • wwba I luv u too!
    September 25 06:20 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot That sucks man
    September 24 08:17 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Adebisi Shank are breaking up? :[[[
    September 24 07:43 AM
  • FourthReich but yea they never come to san fran but theyve def been to nj, you're a loser
    September 23 09:54 PM
  • FourthReich gj song meaning threads are always LMAO as im sure you know http://songmeanings.com/songs/view/94691/
    September 23 09:53 PM
  • FourthReich how have you not seen gj tho?
    September 23 09:43 PM
  • BMDrummer aight cool
    September 23 09:40 PM
  • FourthReich nah but clim and yak are i believe and aok is from new york, a lot of sputters are east coast scum
    September 23 09:37 PM
  • FourthReich another jersey bitch jesus
    September 23 09:35 PM
  • Lethean u r welcome
    September 22 11:20 PM
  • Lethean did u dig phantogram
    September 22 11:04 PM
  • Lethean idk just wanted a fresh acc
    September 22 10:53 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 I agree.
    September 19 05:40 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Out of the two who do you prefer? I like Janelle the most.
    September 19 04:23 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Your avatar is all kinds of perfection : )
    September 19 02:48 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yeah I used to spend stupid amounts of money on supplements lol. I used to buy really cheap gainer though... it was called 'mutant mass'. Good times lol
    September 18 12:35 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yeah I just ended up biting the bullet and getting Towers legit off their bandcamp... worth it though. Killer album
    September 18 12:27 AM
  • OysterizerInsomniac Yeah I agree, Nate's going to Berklee though and Ty (the drummer) has had a couple really good bands before Floral (Nate and Ty were both in this band before they started floral parentguardian.bandcamp.com/ ) so even if new Floral doesn't end up happening, something cool will.
    September 16 10:28 PM
  • BMDrummer :] thanks, i'll try me best
    September 16 05:18 PM
  • BMDrummer i hope, plus i might go for contrib and i need new releases under my belt. the applications i've seen usually say to describe the music you usually review and i'd prob be the noise/punk guy that they don't really have yet :]
    September 16 05:12 PM
  • BMDrummer thinking about it, since i doubt anyone else besides supercoolguy would do it first tbh. gonna jam it again though before i write anything
    September 16 05:10 PM
  • BMDrummer thanks man, it's quite good. i'm not super familiar with their discog tbh, but this new one is really good. every moment of it felt like it was meant to be there, no filler
    September 16 05:06 PM
  • Betray I need my second hand for fondling titties while I'm driving my whip, can't be messing around with no stick while she's messing with mine ya know what I'm saying
    September 16 04:45 PM
  • OysterizerInsomniac Yeah they're good, although my friend just went off to college so they're probably not going to record anything else until next summer, mayyybe winter break at the earliest. I know he has a ton of stuff written that isn't on the EP though so it'll happen eventually.
    September 16 04:45 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah I liked it a lot, though I do sorta wish their songwriting had a clearer intent... if that makes sense. definitely stoked to see how a full-length turns out
    September 15 09:27 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot ugh... lolbut yeah dude I actually dig the ep a lot... idk why the conclusion wound up being sorta negative :/ fixed though
    September 15 09:20 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo man, did some editing. Any chance you could edit your first comment a bit? that is, if you think the summary isn't 'dumb'. It just kinda reads weird if... actually idk. your call
    September 15 09:18 PM
  • Static https://plug.dj/onionscome chill
    September 15 01:27 AM
  • wacknizzle m/m/m/m/m/
    September 14 03:51 PM
  • wacknizzle =) thx budhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOgENHfNlR0
    September 14 03:45 PM
  • wacknizzle Hey dude, was wondering if you'd wanna check my new review for Cage Grind Noir, I think you'd be into it. There's links to hear it in the first thread of comments
    September 14 03:40 PM
  • Memes fucbois tbh anyway u ever jammed phantogram? sounds like something u'd like
    September 11 09:44 PM
  • Memes just ducking low from the gestapo(mods not me) but what pop s*** u jamming maybe i can give u some s***
    September 11 09:37 PM
  • Memes lol what's good slut
    September 11 09:20 PM
  • Memes do i seem like sourak
    September 11 09:10 PM
  • Mort. glassjaw arent reliable with their vinyl? i was literally about to get worship and tribute reissue
    September 11 07:30 AM
  • Mort. yeah i got both. only a month later than most people lol
    September 10 07:17 PM
  • Mort. holy s*** my ****ing secret band s*** finally came praise the lord
    September 10 05:58 PM
  • Gestapo jam darkspace
    September 9 05:34 PM
  • Gestapo good meme
    September 9 12:52 AM
  • what
    September 8 10:48 PM
  • YakNips bruh http://drysatire.bandcamp.com/
    September 7 01:50 PM
  • YakNips oh thats sweet tho but bruh do u have like FB or somethin else where we could like talk easier bout s***
    September 6 08:13 PM
  • YakNips :DDD i'm glad you do!! you don't have like a mic or nothin right now tho right?
    September 6 08:07 PM
  • YakNips you should totally play bass for my skramz project thing please
    September 6 07:58 PM
  • YakNips dude omg you play bass right????
    September 6 07:29 PM
  • danielito19 tbh you will always be slut in my mind because we became sputbuddies while you posted as slut so
    September 4 11:10 PM
    September 4 10:30 PM
  • YakNips uhhhhh if u want lol i thought u would recognize it. i tried to cover that song but i realized the tempo was wrong or something so i gave up
    September 4 10:22 PM
  • YakNips http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aDpoVNKoR3
    September 4 10:17 PM

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