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  • Futures that's awesome man. i think i'm going to give it a go.
    October 27 07:15 PM
  • Futures dude sweet i thought you would dig it! :^) really overlooked emo classic. i need to review it tbh
    October 27 07:08 PM
  • Deviant. Actually had to think about it for a minute, because it's not an entirely memorable album (though it's still better than Gloss Drop). It feels a lot more serious, which kinda goes against the really "clap-your-hands-and-dance" approach of Mirrored, but it's not a bad listen
    September 3 03:11 AM
  • Static any more good tyler facts?
    September 2 02:54 AM
  • Static why is ur name Chesse
    August 11 12:23 AM
  • Gyromania idk man, i heard that album like 7 years ago and i've probably listened to it more than 20 times, with each listen bringing it down more
    August 5 12:52 AM
  • Gyromania man, how could you have such awesome ratings and then go and praise garbage like glassjaw
    August 4 03:59 PM
  • deathschool Damn. Good point.
    July 29 04:31 PM
  • deathschool ???
    July 29 03:32 AM
  • danielito19 decemberdestroyedme
    July 24 04:11 PM
  • Static i made a fav users list last night and put u on it but id it cause i put "chesse13" and wasnt sure if you had been unbanned yet :^)
    June 19 01:58 AM
  • BMDrummer congratulations
    June 19 01:13 AM
  • XingKing Thanks duder! I hope to hear something you've made one day so that I can listen to it and return the compliment :)
    December 2 11:11 PM
  • deathschool Dat Allogoch rating. Laying down the law
    November 23 12:09 AM
  • Static
    November 18 01:11 AM
  • suddykilljaywalkers nice cult fiction rating... my 2nd favorite album of all time
    November 13 01:58 AM
  • LordePots definitely an interesting thought, im glad u brought it up or i never would have considered it like that
    November 5 05:30 PM
  • LordePots generic metal and am super specific about what i will listen to. but when i think about how now the 2 genres i love mainly are hip-hop and electronic i do listen to a tonne of generic hip-hop and electronic. sometimes i find a very standard house album and love it. sometimes i'll find a 90's hip-hop crew that sounds just like every other one and it will be one of the best finds of my week. so maybe it raises your tolerance for genericness?
    November 4 10:04 PM
  • LordePots when i first read that i immediately thought that for me personally it gives me a lower tolerance for genericness but im starting to re-think that... i think it might be the other way around. I think a love for a genre gives you a lower tolerance for s***TY music in that genre, but generic doesn't mean s***ty. im thinking this: when i was a huge metal head in jr high i listened to a tonne of generic s***. now that i'm not really that into metal i have absolutely no tolerance for
    November 4 10:02 PM
  • sixdegrees hmm check out Hartfield- true color, true lie and Pity Sex- Feast of Love
    November 4 05:42 PM
  • Lethean i guessed am i right
    November 3 09:05 PM
  • Lethean u didnt even check what i recd u neg
    November 3 09:00 PM
  • Lethean s*** dude i didddnt yet
    November 3 08:35 PM
  • Lethean so do you like metal
    November 3 06:24 PM
    November 3 04:39 PM
  • killtaker happy birthday
    November 2 12:23 PM
  • Cloudcity do you like metal
    October 28 10:55 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo so I've only listened to a bit of this so far but it's your ish:
    October 28 01:58 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah but they're DLd and ready for a long drive tomorrow
    October 27 10:27 PM
  • PeaceThroughNethers nice current dig
    October 26 08:07 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot sweet, thanks. oh, and this Gates album is pree dece
    October 22 07:41 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot never jammed Medications... will do. cheers chesse
    October 22 07:27 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yoooo, got any decent lesser known math rock you've stumbled upon lately?
    October 22 07:21 PM
  • Futures gotcha its really an incredible album pal
    October 21 11:56 PM
  • Futures nice jawbreaker rating u ever jam dear you?
    October 21 10:25 PM
  • Futures thats from the weezer song back to the shack
    October 18 10:46 PM
  • Futures thats from the weezer song back to the shack
    October 16 04:35 PM
  • YakNips
    October 12 05:46 PM
  • YakNips
    October 12 04:03 PM
  • Lethean super chaotic noisy hardcore from ny i dont see y u shouldn't
    October 8 07:35 PM
  • Lethean thx sib u ever heard drunkdriver
    October 8 07:29 PM
  • Lethean i seek your hand in guidance for the math rock genre
    October 8 12:36 AM
  • scottpilgrim10 sounds delectable tbh
    October 6 08:47 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 the similarities tho
    October 6 08:41 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 I just assumed it was the red ring of death lol
    October 6 08:38 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 janelle monae :'(
    October 6 08:26 PM
  • Futures omg. i luv u
    October 5 08:50 PM
  • Futures the tracklist on my ipod is always ****ed up. even when i fix it on my computer wtf
    October 5 08:00 PM
  • Static werd
    October 1 09:16 PM
  • Static
    October 1 08:10 PM
  • Static memes
    September 29 11:17 PM
  • wacknizzle Awesome, I'll def get to Anthology soon
    September 29 11:31 AM
  • wacknizzle You're right this Faraquet album is sweet
    September 29 01:08 AM
  • wacknizzle Gonna jam it tomorrow. Was gonna maybe see if you wanted to check out the newest album by this band Dioramic. I think it's really awesome, overall too, took like a week to fully absorb. It's kinda like a spacey Fear Before/Exotic Animal Petting Zoo
    September 29 12:40 AM
  • wacknizzle Thanks man, will do
    September 28 05:19 PM
  • YakNips lol yeah idk i'm just dumb sometimes. but yeah i gotta jam their LP too and just get into them cause you, kman, and rhyme and other cool as **** people like them so they gotta be good
    September 27 08:19 PM
  • danielito19 you know that Fear Before song "Taking Cassandra to the End of the World Party?" these days when I see your username I think "Taking Cheese Slut to the Fugazi Prom"
    September 27 06:11 PM
  • YakNips lol yeah idk why everyone seems to prefer kirk cameron and the other songs on there to important things but to me it's the only one that really stood out. and yeah i suppose it's more fair to judge a band solely based on their music but sometimes its hard for me lol. i like their whole aesthetic though so i should listen to them more
    September 27 05:41 PM
  • YakNips BRO i actually have mixed feeling about that one!! cause i hate a loooot of things that snowing has influenced (people trying to be snowing that are NOT snowing) and they have a generally annoying fanbase but ACTUALLY i think that EP is decent BUT IMPORTANT THINGS is like 5/5 perfect and the rest of it is just like good and idk why i love important things so much but i cant hate snowing because they made that song
    September 26 09:43 PM
  • YakNips lmao srry i've just listened to a lot of new emo so i'm rlly opinionated on it. good on you for digging it!! it's good to enjoy things tbh. (don't call me a sociopath btw))))
    September 26 09:27 PM
  • YakNips nah dude i just dislike that album lmao. i mean it's cool and i get why people like it but i just hate that generic run-of-the-mill math twinkle stuff that's more "fun" than it is "emo" like i hate the whole brian chamblee "wiener rock" thing about how all new emo is bad but honestly a lot of it just copied and pasted with nothing interesting and in my opinion that thing is a prime example of what i call "reddit emo." easy to swallow with no substance or interesting ideas. THATS JUST HOW I FEEL
    September 26 09:22 PM
  • YakNips i can :]]]] but its ok cuz la quiete are the BEST
    September 26 09:05 PM
  • YakNips hell yeah that s*** rules hard (a lot harder than that leer album ;}})
    September 26 08:37 PM
  • YakNips i see that la fine non e la fine rating tbh
    September 26 05:30 PM
  • Betray i love u tbh
    September 26 02:36 PM
  • Lethean gimme the room breh
    September 25 11:10 PM
  • wwba I luv u too!
    September 25 06:20 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot That sucks man
    September 24 08:17 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Adebisi Shank are breaking up? :[[[
    September 24 07:43 AM
  • FourthReich but yea they never come to san fran but theyve def been to nj, you're a loser
    September 23 09:54 PM
  • FourthReich gj song meaning threads are always LMAO as im sure you know
    September 23 09:53 PM
  • FourthReich how have you not seen gj tho?
    September 23 09:43 PM
  • BMDrummer aight cool
    September 23 09:40 PM
  • FourthReich nah but clim and yak are i believe and aok is from new york, a lot of sputters are east coast scum
    September 23 09:37 PM
  • FourthReich another jersey bitch jesus
    September 23 09:35 PM
  • Lethean u r welcome
    September 22 11:20 PM
  • Lethean did u dig phantogram
    September 22 11:04 PM
  • Lethean idk just wanted a fresh acc
    September 22 10:53 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 I agree.
    September 19 05:40 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Out of the two who do you prefer? I like Janelle the most.
    September 19 04:23 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Your avatar is all kinds of perfection : )
    September 19 02:48 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yeah I used to spend stupid amounts of money on supplements lol. I used to buy really cheap gainer though... it was called 'mutant mass'. Good times lol
    September 18 12:35 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Yeah I just ended up biting the bullet and getting Towers legit off their bandcamp... worth it though. Killer album
    September 18 12:27 AM
  • OysterizerInsomniac Yeah I agree, Nate's going to Berklee though and Ty (the drummer) has had a couple really good bands before Floral (Nate and Ty were both in this band before they started floral ) so even if new Floral doesn't end up happening, something cool will.
    September 16 10:28 PM
  • BMDrummer :] thanks, i'll try me best
    September 16 05:18 PM
  • BMDrummer i hope, plus i might go for contrib and i need new releases under my belt. the applications i've seen usually say to describe the music you usually review and i'd prob be the noise/punk guy that they don't really have yet :]
    September 16 05:12 PM
  • BMDrummer thinking about it, since i doubt anyone else besides supercoolguy would do it first tbh. gonna jam it again though before i write anything
    September 16 05:10 PM
  • BMDrummer thanks man, it's quite good. i'm not super familiar with their discog tbh, but this new one is really good. every moment of it felt like it was meant to be there, no filler
    September 16 05:06 PM
  • Betray I need my second hand for fondling titties while I'm driving my whip, can't be messing around with no stick while she's messing with mine ya know what I'm saying
    September 16 04:45 PM
  • OysterizerInsomniac Yeah they're good, although my friend just went off to college so they're probably not going to record anything else until next summer, mayyybe winter break at the earliest. I know he has a ton of stuff written that isn't on the EP though so it'll happen eventually.
    September 16 04:45 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot nah I liked it a lot, though I do sorta wish their songwriting had a clearer intent... if that makes sense. definitely stoked to see how a full-length turns out
    September 15 09:27 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot ugh... lolbut yeah dude I actually dig the ep a lot... idk why the conclusion wound up being sorta negative :/ fixed though
    September 15 09:20 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo man, did some editing. Any chance you could edit your first comment a bit? that is, if you think the summary isn't 'dumb'. It just kinda reads weird if... actually idk. your call
    September 15 09:18 PM
  • Static chill
    September 15 01:27 AM
  • wacknizzle m/m/m/m/m/
    September 14 03:51 PM
  • wacknizzle =) thx bud
    September 14 03:45 PM
  • wacknizzle Hey dude, was wondering if you'd wanna check my new review for Cage Grind Noir, I think you'd be into it. There's links to hear it in the first thread of comments
    September 14 03:40 PM
  • Memes fucbois tbh anyway u ever jammed phantogram? sounds like something u'd like
    September 11 09:44 PM
  • Memes just ducking low from the gestapo(mods not me) but what pop s*** u jamming maybe i can give u some s***
    September 11 09:37 PM
  • Memes lol what's good slut
    September 11 09:20 PM
  • Memes do i seem like sourak
    September 11 09:10 PM
  • Mort. glassjaw arent reliable with their vinyl? i was literally about to get worship and tribute reissue
    September 11 07:30 AM
  • Mort. yeah i got both. only a month later than most people lol
    September 10 07:17 PM
  • Mort. holy s*** my ****ing secret band s*** finally came praise the lord
    September 10 05:58 PM
  • Gestapo jam darkspace
    September 9 05:34 PM
  • Gestapo good meme
    September 9 12:52 AM
  • seaanenomeme what
    September 8 10:48 PM
  • YakNips bruh
    September 7 01:50 PM
  • YakNips oh thats sweet tho but bruh do u have like FB or somethin else where we could like talk easier bout s***
    September 6 08:13 PM
  • YakNips :DDD i'm glad you do!! you don't have like a mic or nothin right now tho right?
    September 6 08:07 PM
  • YakNips you should totally play bass for my skramz project thing please
    September 6 07:58 PM
  • YakNips dude omg you play bass right????
    September 6 07:29 PM
  • danielito19 tbh you will always be slut in my mind because we became sputbuddies while you posted as slut so
    September 4 11:10 PM
    September 4 10:30 PM
  • YakNips uhhhhh if u want lol i thought u would recognize it. i tried to cover that song but i realized the tempo was wrong or something so i gave up
    September 4 10:22 PM
  • YakNips
    September 4 10:17 PM
  • YakNips i think i have an idea
    September 4 10:03 PM
  • YakNips
    September 4 09:43 PM
  • YakNips it's ok one day u will find a love that accepts u for who u are
    September 1 11:30 AM
  • Mort. Tbh i wont mind that much if the cd doesnt come, but i need that vinyl and spent a lot on it. Nearly been 3 months :(
    September 1 08:18 AM
  • YakNips she probably knew that u liked a lot like birds
    August 31 11:29 PM
  • YakNips i hope u find the love u need bb bcuz u deserve it
    August 31 11:24 PM
  • YakNips how much of a stud are u tho for real
    August 31 11:17 PM
  • SnakeDelilah yea
    August 31 07:35 PM
  • SnakeDelilah
    August 31 10:36 AM
  • Mort. I know right!. I would feel more like the man if id gotten my secret band vinyl and cd. Might write strongly worded letter to will swan
    August 31 07:14 AM
  • Mort. and wat m8
    August 29 07:13 AM
  • StallionMang Haha yeah dude greatest quote from the greatest band, glad u caught the reference
    August 28 10:12 PM
  • StallionMang Not much hbu FKA Slut
    August 28 02:34 PM
  • danielito19 why don't you
    August 27 06:42 PM
  • FourthReich your name is so s*** ;)
    August 27 12:46 AM
  • danielito19 I haven't seen yr profile yet bb I swear you gotta believe me
    August 26 02:56 PM
  • danielito19 if i met you on tinder i'd swipe right bb
    August 25 10:36 PM
  • danielito19 you should go back to using slut tbh
    August 25 10:20 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy wb
    August 25 02:42 PM
  • BMDrummer true, if you make that account look more like a main it could be yours i guess
    August 25 12:09 AM
  • BMDrummer lol yeah i can see, nice to have the main back though i guess :]
    August 25 12:00 AM
  • BMDrummer Slut was an alt the whole time? damn, i'm still a newbie around here i guess
    August 24 11:54 PM
  • FourthReich lol
    September 26 02:43 AM
  • laughingman22 Dead can Dance are a hard band to explain. They started out as post punk but moved to a folk/new age/world sound. They use lots of traditional instruments like sitars, yangqin, and various drums. Lisa Gerrard uses a very unique style of singing called glossolalia which does not involve any sort of lyrics. Dead can Dance influences come from European, Middle Eastern and African folk music as well as a modern darkwave style. I hope you enjoy it!
    July 8 11:35 PM
  • Atari Review a random album game assignment: Dead Can Dance (Into the Labyrinth) happy writing!
    July 8 02:44 PM
  • TMobotron Awesome glad you dig it - it's one of my favs. Their other stuff is good too, just not AS good.
    July 3 09:02 PM
  • TMobotron Dude check out Kidcrash's album Jokes if you haven't. You were asking for jazzy skramz in the off minor thread awhile back and kidcrash doesn't quite hit the jazz side the way off minor can but they transition from heavy sections to groovy-as-hell cleans like no one else. I think you'd dig them a lot. Also it's free if you just scroll down a bit here:
    July 1 11:14 PM
  • Brostep so now that i have your album give me the synopsis of the thing so i'll have an idea of what's going to be on it.
    February 27 09:18 AM
  • GnarlyShillelagh yeah to be honest I was just excited there was some UN content I hadn't yet heard. Love that band
    February 25 03:50 AM
  • GnarlyShillelagh un tape should be in my shoutbox
    February 24 10:57 PM
  • Omaha your avatar is a Fero Lux picture?
    February 23 01:16 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy fuk yes
    September 18 08:04 PM
    July 20 02:52 PM
  • SabertoothMonocle goobypls
    May 22 10:54 PM
  • foxxxyroxxx add mebgutmeir
    April 17 09:46 PM
  • EyesWideShut yea bro Pygmy is great and its kinda surprising they dont get more attention here. U dig any Majority Rule?, some of the same dudes but with a heavier sound.
    April 4 12:56 AM
  • Parallels i have an audrey hepburn poster in my room, so props.
    August 10 11:42 PM
  • sportsboy joshua fit for battle is my s***excellent taste sir
    July 28 10:56 AM
  • chesse13 chesse*
    November 12 04:06 PM
  • chesse13 good for you. why is that?
    November 12 04:03 PM
  • ThatPoorBastard chesse you are a bitch, i dont like you
    November 12 03:13 PM
  • chesse13 oh.. thanks! he says hi, haa
    August 20 05:48 PM
  • Deceptioneer lol i know. nice piggy
    August 20 04:24 AM
  • chesse13 wassup deceptioneer. and its chesse* ha
    August 19 11:37 PM
  • Deceptioneer sup cheese
    August 19 11:21 PM

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