jesusjuice1179
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Reviews 6
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Soundoffs 1
Album Ratings 240
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Last Active 08-15-10 8:19 pm
Joined 02-08-10

Forum Posts 25
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  • porch you sucked
    April 13 09:49 PM
  • bailar14 take me now senor jesus
    September 28 06:31 PM
  • AnotherBrick dude get The Tumbled Sea - Songs by The Tumbled Sea
    August 27 12:49 AM
  • JamieCTA Hey man, based on your tastes, you might really like our latest album. Band is "Called To Arms." There is a review of our most recent album "Peril and the Patient" up here on Sputnik
    August 10 04:57 PM
  • JesusV4 fair enough
    June 23 11:55 PM
  • JesusV4 You are not at all jesus
    June 23 02:24 PM
  • 9711eciujsusej hey
    May 19 05:48 PM
  • nastynick So you are gonna act like you are on my side and then go report me? God, you really are a lil bitch. You're probably the one who reported Tinkrbel, too. Aren't you?
    May 19 04:01 PM
  • nastynick Do your lil friends at the senior lock-in(lol pathetic) know what a lil bitch you are?
    May 16 01:14 AM
  • nastynick Really? You didn't appear too busy to report me?
    May 15 05:33 PM
  • nastynick Where are you jesusjuice? You see my last few post in this here shoutbox and decide you don't wanna show yourself? Too afraid?
    May 14 08:23 PM
  • nastynick Oh, and just for the record, I see you've been banned for trolling. Are you some kind of self-righteous hypocrite? Or are you just ****ing retarded?
    May 14 12:40 AM
  • nastynick Didn't think I'd notice, did you lil jit? Listen, grow a pair and maybe you won't get assaulted by other users.
    May 14 12:32 AM
  • nastynick look back in this thread, silentpotato was having a problem too, also why would i get banned, i thought i was handling it in a somewhat decent manner?
    May 14 12:32 AM
  • nastynick just look at my shoutbox, he basically spammed the hell out of it and i did absolutely nothing
    May 14 12:31 AM
  • nastynick are you guys just looking the other way on nastynick, because he's becoming incredibly tedious
    May 14 12:31 AM
  • nastynick This isn't a feud. A feud is where both sides are angry at each other. So this isn't a feud because YOU are the only one that's angry. I just like making you angry. You're too easy.
    May 13 10:39 PM
  • nastynick No, you wont. You'll pretend like you'll take everything as a joke, then you'll piss and moan, then pretend like it's a joke again, then you'll piss and moan. Face it.... that's who you are. A lil whiney bitch. It's okay, though.
    May 13 10:27 PM
  • nastynick Is that a promise? And you being completely ****ing retarded should be enough. Otherwise, here's another one: No one wants you here
    May 13 10:08 PM
  • nastynick Is there really a better reason?
    May 13 10:05 PM
  • nastynick Listen, your mom and I were having a talk today and we decided that it's time for you to move out. We need our privacy. So we'll give you a hundred bucks and a bucket to get started. Don't call, we're changing the number.
    May 13 09:55 PM
  • someguest I was expecting an "lol" or something. chill man
    May 13 09:36 PM
  • someguest yeah dude I feel bad about myself, gotta make fun of someone on the internet, you know how it is
    May 13 09:31 PM
  • someguest stop it I'm starting to cry
    May 13 09:28 PM
  • someguest sniff
    May 13 09:24 PM
  • nastynick You mad?
    May 13 05:34 PM
  • DogFish are you applying for a post in my legion?
    May 13 05:33 PM
  • nastynick Nope, but I can tell that you are!
    May 13 05:33 PM
  • nastynick Nope, but I can tell that you are!
    May 13 05:29 PM
  • nastynick You mad?
    May 13 05:24 PM
  • nastynick You mad?
    May 13 05:23 PM
  • nastynick You mad?
    May 13 05:22 PM
  • nastynick jesusjuice1179 dude i'm done, stop posting now or i'll get you banned
    May 13 02:35 AM
  • nastynick jesusjuice1179 dude i'm done, stop posting now or i'll get you banned
    May 11 08:22 PM
  • nastynick jesusjuice1179 dude i'm done, stop posting now or i'll get you banned
    May 11 08:21 PM
  • nastynick jesusjuice1179 dude i'm done, stop posting now or i'll get you banned
    May 11 03:18 AM
  • nastynick jesusjuice1179 dude i'm done, stop posting now or i'll get you banned
    May 11 03:18 AM
  • nastynick Really? Because you keep on replying?
    May 10 08:55 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 yeah lol.
    May 10 08:17 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 "I gotta be clean when I take your momma out for tubesteak." While he was attempting to seduce your mom, which failed, I was shoving my fist in his mom's asshole, which was weird, because apparently thats the same hole that Nasty Nick came out of.
    May 10 08:12 PM
  • Motiv3 commenting on nastynick taken over shoutbox.
    May 10 08:10 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 JESUS JUICE!!!!!! Yo **** Nasty Nick.
    May 10 08:06 PM
  • nastynick Holy s***, are you lame. "This is turning into the most epic battle of trolls ever." What the **** is that s***? WHo gives a ****?
    May 10 07:53 PM
  • nastynick Sorry, I had to go shower. I gotta be clean when I take your momma out for tubesteak.
    May 10 07:51 PM
  • nastynick When they started feeding on little ****tards like you, ****.
    May 10 07:43 PM
  • nastynick Nope. Trolls don't sleep, remember?
    May 10 07:41 PM
  • nastynick You'll have to stop sometime! I mean, come on, even little s***s like you have to sleep.
    May 10 07:38 PM
  • nastynick Oh, you gonna have me banned? Oh please, pretty please, don't tell on me! I pwomise, i wont do it again! **** off
    May 10 07:37 PM
  • nastynick God, you're dumb
    May 10 07:34 PM
  • nastynick Lol, but it's working!
    May 10 07:33 PM
  • nastynick you act like I care lol
    May 10 07:25 PM
  • nastynick That's my job, according to you. I'm a troll, I'm supposed to keep going. You on the other hand, are just plain ****ing retarded
    May 10 07:21 PM
  • nastynick Oh no, you're gonna troll me? And pay me back?!?!?! Oh, Jesus, I don't know what to do! I've never been trolled before, oh man! I need some help with this one. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    May 10 07:20 PM
  • nastynick God, why do you keep going?!?!?! Are you really that stupid?!?!?! No, I'm not a 13 year old. I'd have to be 18 to have sex with your mother.
    May 10 07:16 PM
  • nastynick And yet you keep going. I'm old enough to **** your mother. Ask her.
    May 10 07:12 PM
  • nastynick I hear mommy calling you in for dinner. You better start wrapping up your umbilical cord so you don't step on it on the way in for supper.
    May 10 07:10 PM
  • nastynick If you don't want to hear it, why do you reply? Oh, and resorting to technicalities? Isn't that what you just did?
    May 10 07:09 PM
  • nastynick And you basically asked me for a reply, now you don't want to "hear" it? Really? Apparently you do. Just own up to it. It's okay.
    May 10 07:07 PM
  • nastynick You can't hear over the computer. Realy? Who's stupid?
    May 10 07:05 PM
  • nastynick Now turn off the computer and walk away. No one wants to see you get hurt.
    May 10 07:03 PM
  • nastynick Pfft, good comeback.
    May 10 06:59 PM
  • nastynick Why should I have to insult you when I already know I am better than you?
    May 10 06:58 PM
  • silentpotato lol this guy's been trollin your s*** too? kids got a lot of growing up to do.
    May 10 02:08 AM
  • nastynick How was that an insult? That was me asking you to do something, you dumb ****
    May 9 11:14 PM
  • nastynick Says the man who continues and continues to respond. Tell ya what, how about you shut the **** up and shoot yourself in the face and I'll stop? Sound good? Great. Now do it
    May 9 11:10 PM
  • nastynick Go jump off a goddamn cliff, you lil ****. Save yourself a life filled with pain and loneliness.
    May 9 11:08 PM
  • nastynick Hmmm, never said I was done, but you sure did!
    May 9 11:06 PM
  • nastynick What the **** you talking about stopped? Are you ****ing stupid? Can you not read? What the **** is wrong with you?
    May 9 11:05 PM
  • nastynick Lol, really? You're gonna turn this around on me now? When you were the one crying for me to stop earlier? Cry cry cry, lil bitch. That's all you did! "Oh, Please stop sir, oh please. I'll have you banned!" Go run to mommy bitch
    May 9 11:05 PM
  • nastynick jesusjuice1179 dude i'm done, stop posting now or i'll get you banned May 8 09:45 PM ? Remove You're a Sputnik bitch. You'd do anything for this site, include sucks it's dick.
    May 9 11:00 PM
  • nastynick Yep, and you have nothing to do but suck on Sputnik's dick, so what's lower? The guy pointing and laughing, or the guy who's had his nuts detatched?
    May 9 10:58 PM
  • nastynick Or maybe it's because you're a lil bitch. "Oh, I'll have you banned, but as soon as I'm weened off of mommy's breast milk." You are a lil bitch, you'll never "man-up" in your life, and you'll end up hoping your girlfriend is like your mom. Is that good enough?
    May 9 10:57 PM
  • nastynick How is that? I'm being a dick to you CUZ IT'S EASY. Do I have to put it in caps for you to be able to read it?
    May 9 10:53 PM
  • nastynick Because you make it so easy. It's like laughing at the kid with down syndrome at lunch because he can't decide which side of his head the mouth is on.
    May 9 10:50 PM
  • nastynick And you're asking me that question? What the **** do you keep on replying for if I'm annoying you? Are you ****ing stupid? Oh, don't answer that. Dumb questions can't be answer by dumb people
    May 9 10:46 PM
  • nastynick You asked the question after you had said "bye" about a hundred times, so your question is irrelevant and not worth answering, bitch.
    May 9 10:43 PM
  • nastynick I thought you were done? Oh, you aren't? Oh, okay. I guess your head is really thick, huh?
    May 9 10:39 PM
  • nastynick How many times are you gonna say "bye" before you realize you can't stop?
    May 9 10:28 PM
  • nastynick Don't act like it ain't annoying you, dude. I already know you're pissed, covering it up won't do you any good.
    May 9 10:22 PM
  • nastynick Oh, is it? Oh, I'm so sorry! Pfft! Do I care? NOPE!!! ****ing pussy.
    May 9 10:18 PM
  • nastynick You have anything else to say? Or are you just going to call me retarded the whole time?
    May 9 09:47 PM
  • nastynick No, now be honest. You realized that you sounded like a lil bitch when you said you'd have me banned, and now you are retracing your steps. Or you realized I couldn't give two ****s if I got banned on here.
    May 9 09:34 PM
  • nastynick Well, aren't you going to report me, oh powerful one?
    May 9 09:11 PM
  • nastynick so, answer me this: can you fit all of sputnik's dick in your mouth, or do you have to use your hands, too?
    May 8 10:53 PM
  • nastynick lol how sad? get me banned? it's a website, who gives a s***
    May 8 10:49 PM
  • nastynick It's all your plan to bundle my investigation! I will have none of that!!
    May 8 10:41 PM
  • nastynick Well, shut down your alt Tinkrbel and we can discuss it.
    May 8 07:11 PM
  • nastynick how is it going, tinkrbel?
    May 8 07:09 PM
  • nastynick sup tink tink?
    May 8 07:06 PM
  • porch sup tinkrbell.
    May 8 06:51 PM
  • tinkrbel ur telling me! ill try telling nick/pit
    May 8 06:42 PM
  • tinkrbel how can we do it though?
    May 8 06:37 PM
  • nastynick Do you always come out to play right after Tinkrbel, or did you just give it away?
    May 8 06:31 PM
  • SeaAnemone haha with the list grading? naahh it was nothing personal, it was just you made yourself an easy target with some idiotic posts, no offense ;) .. we all do it sometimes
    May 6 10:00 PM
  • SeaAnemone haha I honestly have nothing against you dude, you're not on my list sorry ; )
    May 6 09:56 PM
  • JeremyVTO i sent you the the link to download our whole EP. let me know when you post something up for it! :-) thank you so much!
    May 5 02:23 PM
  • JeremyVTO hey man, what is your email? send it to me at jwhittaker@versustheocean.com, and i'll get you the link to download our new EP so you can review it :-)
    May 5 03:29 AM
  • Prophet178 No, I just don't like you, I don't like your face and I don't like you hanging around my girl.
    May 4 06:38 PM
  • Brylawski disconnect your computer and never use the internet again
    May 2 10:12 PM
  • Brylawski alright man just take a break from the internet and you'll be ok
    May 2 10:11 PM
  • Brylawski i'm usually a pretty nice guy but your comments on that list deserved the insults. what age are you? If you're under 16 then maybe i can understand
    May 2 10:06 PM
  • Brylawski dude stop embarrassing yourself
    May 2 09:57 PM
  • JeremyVTO Hey man thanks for the review you did on our album. a lot of good feedback. Is there any way you could do a review for our new EP set to come out in June?? you can check out 3 of the new songs on our myspace at www.myspace.com/vsocean. and to answer the doubts, Versus The Ocean is still together, and will be for a really long time :-)
    April 18 11:19 PM
  • Yeahtoast Got it, LOL! xD
    April 18 04:50 PM
  • Yeahtoast http://home.insightbb.com/~jmengel4/bread/bread_jesus.jpg The cornerstone of our almighty empire
    April 8 12:32 AM
  • Athom thanks
    April 6 07:52 PM
  • Prophet178 http://www.paxcecilia.com/download.html
    April 5 06:48 PM
  • EVedder27 http://obrother.fanbridge.com/ - the O'Brother album. I think you just have to put in some information but it's free.
    April 5 11:45 AM
  • heyadam haha cause this site is cool, like I like discussing and reading about music. But it just gets annoying, not even offending, just annoying when people bombard lists and reviews for no apparent reason at all
    April 4 11:50 AM
  • heyadam hey you seem like someone to ask this question to. What's up with all of the underlying politics of sputnik? I see review bashing and argument starting for no real reason at all except for douchebaggery lol
    April 4 12:48 AM
  • Iluvatar yeah your profile cannot be d. just leave.
    April 3 01:06 AM
  • Athom you're SOL. you could ask the mods in the "for the mods" forum, but I doubt they'll do it.
    April 2 11:33 PM
  • Athom wah?
    April 2 11:31 PM
  • mynameischan take out the cartridge and blow on it
    April 2 11:28 PM
  • Thanatopsis Hey thanks for the defense on that PTH Fortress list :)
    April 1 02:23 PM
  • Gassman3268 Would it be better if I listed artists in the comment section that are more worthy from others? (ie. in the real Rock and Roll Hall of Fame / or should be in the real Rock and Roll Hall of Fame) Looking back on it I probably should have started in the 90's, but know that we are at 1988 it doesn't make sense to go back and change it.
    March 30 06:01 PM
  • Gassman3268 How is my Sputnikmusic Hall of Fame confusing? I want to try to make it better so any suggestions would be great. I want a comparison to the real Hall of Fame, so I need to start in 1986 like they did.
    March 29 11:51 PM
  • Athom eh, i liked it.
    March 29 10:06 PM
  • Athom you should check out the other stuff and not just bash it due to sputnik's resident ball of sarcasm.
    March 29 10:03 PM
  • Athom I think the staff blog works rather well, because with the exception of Chan's 2 entries they have actually been really good/interesting write ups, especially Iai's and Cam's.
    March 29 09:55 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 No prob.
    March 24 10:03 AM
  • NeutralThunder12 Actually, Thrice is the overrated band dude. Your list was wrong.
    March 23 08:45 PM
  • Abdar112 "Ahh my nipples, they hurt when I twist them!" lol dude that used to be my facebook profile pic lol
    March 17 02:45 AM
  • SeaAnemone the funny part is I don't like cats either. I'm a dog person. I'm considering changing it to a puppy, a yellow lab
    March 15 10:26 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 yeah ok haha np. Check out Minus the Bear NOW
    March 3 09:18 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 I dunno some list haha. Do you like The Mars Volta because I see you like At the Drive-In.
    March 3 09:08 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 good to see you checked out Fang Island, best album of the year so far, tied with Frightened Rabbit and Immolation.
    March 3 09:06 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 I think I saw it on Greenman's list.
    March 3 09:06 PM
  • NeutralThunder12 ugh did you say something negative about Minus the Bear somewhere? ugh
    March 3 08:53 PM
  • Abdar112 No problem, also regarding indie (w/ no banjos) - Minus The Bear, Arcade Fire, Radiohead (not really indie but essential), Mew, Pavement, Neutral Milk Hotel
    March 2 07:08 PM
  • Abdar112 Regarding your post about bands similar to Moving Mountains, the closest suggestion of post-rock w/ vocals are Oceansize, who basically make epic progressive rock blended w/ post-rock, though the vocals sound like raspy 90's alternative, judging from your taste I'd recommend checking out "Only Twin," "A Homage To A Shame,"
    March 2 04:08 PM
  • theacademy thats a philosophy i've never heard of
    March 1 10:35 PM
  • theacademy dude. i have no problem with you. like you even, cuz you seem like a good-hearted guy. i just think you need to listen more, talk less, especially when you ask questions, and people spend a lot of time giving you well thought out answers... you said '92, it'll come with a few years. u got great taste in music tho
    March 1 09:07 PM
  • Brokenjewel Hey dude, here's my email, good talkin' to ya. johnmelvin494@btinternet.com
    March 1 08:48 PM

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