Andy H. B.

Reviews 27
Approval 97%

Soundoffs 80
News Articles 13
Band Edits + Tags 511
Album Edits 344

Album Ratings 3734
Objectivity 91%

Last Active 11-27-15 1:33 am
Joined 01-24-10

Forum Posts 197
Review Comments 23,302

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  • Jacquibim tis a mystery indeed
    May 3 05:31 AM
  • jagride Quite possibly the most epic, towering indie-pop record of all time
    April 28 05:38 PM
  • Realm That **** sowingseason hasn't unbanned me yet. Man **** that boring ass **** brand new queefing gashole
    April 11 04:30 AM
  • TheSpirit where did you download that chthe'ilist album?
    January 17 06:07 PM
  • Jacquibim Typical contrarian BS yeah, did you expect anything different from him? I'll prob get a review going soon but yeah, needs more spins.
    January 17 05:52 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot oh and new Ulver leaked
    January 16 06:19 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot and my DM game is pretty limp but this is something else, no denying
    January 16 06:12 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yea! a bit alien - sorta biological, yet not scientifically identifiable, lol
    January 16 06:11 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i get a different vibe, i think. a bit more... idk how quite to word it. maybe a bit less demonic and more ... hmmm. I can't quite put my finger on it
    January 16 06:08 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot i wanna review it but i'm guessing Jac will which may be for the best anyhoo. but yeah man, I really like the ambiguity of some of the atmosphere as well
    January 16 06:03 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot new chthe'ilist is so rad eh
    January 16 05:51 PM
  • LordePots its all good dude no hard feelings, u weren't telling me anything i don't know to be true its just a struggle to break bad habits and obviously people don't like to hear hard truths.
    January 16 01:59 AM
  • LordePots as much as my pride hates me to admit it, you're right dude. sorry.
    January 16 01:32 AM
  • TheSpirit Your Yersinia Pestis rating is ALMOST acceptable.
    January 13 08:53 PM
  • turnip90210 Thanks for the Greg Sage remark. I've been blissfully unaware of his existence, so time to go on a massive Wipers solo stuff bender. The influence is clearly audible (even more so when you go check out the rest of the Snakepit stuff and find punk), and the fact both musicians stem from Oregon couldn't have hurt either.
    January 2 01:56 PM
  • SachikoM ty. i probably didn't have any to start with, but i'm slowly beginning to figure out when to pull my head in and all that s***. it's just a learning process tbh. i'm still young and naive, so everything's a learning process.
    December 1 11:24 PM
  • SachikoM ahh, fair enough. you jammed alberich? you might like them, they lean more towards the industrial/ebm side of PE, so it's not as gratuitously abrasive (and it's also blessed by a lack of disgusting lyrical/ideological themes) as the "true" stuff. otherwise, stay well, and keep putting s***ty/annoying users (like me) in their place. it is a good deed. we all need to check ourselves sometimes.
    December 1 11:11 PM
  • SachikoM i know you hate me and all (but let's just ignore that for a second), but i was jus' wonderin': do you jam any PE (or even industrial stuff a la Alberich)? i'm just intrigued, that's all, for some reason you remind me a bit rasp (and your taste seems semi-similar) and he jams that shizz, so... that aside, keep it real.
    December 1 10:59 PM
  • Adabelle 'Sup, you know anything released this year that sounds like Meth Drinker?
    October 21 09:22 AM
  • evilford dude new skeletal remains rips, why aren't more people on this?
    September 30 01:14 PM
  • evilford got most of those but there are a few there I haven't heard yet so I'll check em out, thanks m/
    September 28 02:42 PM
  • evilford hey shadow sup, not sure I've gotten any 2015 dm recs from you yet. really trying to keep on top of dm this the top of your head, what have you heard of from this year that can't be missed?
    September 28 02:36 PM
  • Jacquibim That skream dude makes me want to punch a wall holy s***
    September 22 03:10 AM
  • ffs
    September 9 07:33 PM
  • Nimb49 Still, such animosity is haram.
    August 14 05:59 AM
  • Nimb49 Understandable.
    August 14 05:52 AM
  • Nimb49 Just to clarify, why is it that you hate so much?
    August 14 05:49 AM
  • Nimb49 I'm glad you like my work.
    August 13 10:10 PM
  • Relinquished good high reads agreed
    August 12 01:38 AM
  • Relinquished lol yea obvious baits
    August 12 01:36 AM
  • Hurricanslash Ah, then you already reached the post-Lambs phase! That's good as well. I'm always wondering, how a person who almost exclusively listens to Hip-Hop can say that Slavery wasn't bad? Or talk over black people in this fashion? Like, doesn't he understand the genre in it's core roots?
    July 27 04:32 PM
  • Hurricanslash Hey man, piece of advice. Discussing stuff with Lambs really leads nowhere, it will just leave you extremely angry at some point. You seem like a cool guy, and I would hate to see you suffer from what I call the "Lambs-Experience".
    July 27 04:28 PM
  • emester Thanks. I really appreciate it. Couldn't find a single download of it on soulseek so that link really helps
    July 19 07:42 PM
  • FourthReich
    July 19 03:48 AM
  • MO hey buddy. if you get a chance i'd like to know what you think of my band's EP. trying to soak up as much criticism/advice as possible. i trust your music taste and judement so it'd be good to hear from ya
    July 15 03:25 PM
  • LivingThrowaway Nice. My parents are both involved in the scientific world so I've been exposed to a fair bit myself...
    July 10 03:32 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Nice, do you plan on getting a PhD?
    July 9 04:35 PM
  • LivingThrowaway You're part of the scientific community eh? Interesting, in what field do you work?
    July 9 07:57 AM
  • LivingThrowaway I'm an entirely different person to my 12/13 year old self (my age when I used the old username) and my music taste has almost reversed entirely as well. I used to think thrice was good, now I can't stand them.I imagine I must be reminding you of someone else who used to frequent this site.
    July 6 04:44 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Ah, ok. Why are you so fascinated by my old username?
    July 6 04:38 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Or whoever that guy was...
    July 6 04:37 AM
  • LivingThrowaway You're not at all related to shadows?
    July 6 04:36 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Why are you so obsessed with my old username/account? I feel as though you're hiding something more sinister from me tbh?
    July 6 04:34 AM
  • "doesn't bring the noiz" why are all the new users so profoundly terrible
    July 5 07:56 AM
  • Wizard Still need to listen to it.
    June 14 09:12 AM
  • Wizard House of Atreus definitely hits the Arghoslent spot but I'm still waiting for that dm album to come out this year that absolutely grabs me. A total lacklustre year and most of the s*** Sputnik's been trending with dm sucks ass.
    June 11 07:33 PM
  • Recspecs Do I have you on fb? I need to add you to Mezz
    April 30 01:07 AM
  • Recspecs I have a Sputnik sex app
    April 29 10:19 PM
  • Jacquibim Glad to see you're diggin that ad nauseam album
    April 29 03:48 AM
  • Spec who you callin' a pinhead?
    April 28 04:48 AM
  • Spec Can't open that but judging by the link im guessing it's all like "ain't got no time for daaaaaat." But seriously, how hard is it to be nice to random people on the Internet?
    April 28 04:39 AM
  • Spec Oh no I made you not respect me. Well you'd better screenshot the s*** out of those messages for moaropeth then.
    April 28 04:33 AM
  • Spec I guess I can go edit all my comments to say "needz moar opeth" now.
    April 28 04:25 AM
  • Spec You were always so mean I felt like throwing it back at you.
    April 28 04:23 AM
  • Spec You'll be recieving your letter from HR in the mail in a few days now.
    April 28 04:16 AM
  • Flugmorph 4 votes dude
    April 23 03:07 AM
  • SnakeDelilah why
    March 1 03:24 AM
  • Dryden i raped her
    February 28 11:26 PM
  • pissbore ayy bruh. forgive me for honestly letting my passion and mania get the best of me on this site at times. i have something awesome to share with sputnik, and every single user on here at least deserves the chance to be a part of it. let me know if you're interested in simply acknowledging our differences and moving beyond, cause dwelling in the past is silly and we both know that.
    February 4 03:06 PM
  • Relinquished this is me we're talking about though. sputnik is so easily influenced, they just need the guidance. it won't happen quickly but it definitely will. and yea bro you're in this too!
    January 24 04:27 PM
  • Relinquished sputnik will be hardened by my hand. no more spineless pussies. a crusade will happen but I'll need strong numbers. this is not a fight against stupid. but a constructive force that will change this place for the good of fun.
    January 24 04:09 PM
  • SnakeDelilah i actually don't think asian is a bad word i was just saying that to mock hong just to let you know
    January 4 12:28 PM
  • Voivod Hi man, I've seen your username on several post-punk outfits, so I think that you will dig this Noir For Rachel's 2014 album -
    January 2 09:51 AM
  • tempest-- Artwork looks so rad. Thanks, I'll check it out.
    December 28 09:14 PM
  • Chortles god damn that lost tribe album is too good
    December 28 12:10 AM
  • jagride yea it's its own thing as much as the best wipers material is. aside from being a ****ing great songwriter i haven't heard anyone else that comes close to nailing that downer mood the way he did. i should've mentioned dead moon though, another essential portland band if you havent heard them. many classic tunes
    December 27 07:49 AM
  • jagride man i'm trying to think of stuff but i'm drawing a blank right now. i'll hit you up later if that changes. love that album too, very cool atmosphere to it
    December 26 08:34 PM
  • Relinquished so kvlt, it's called OIL
    December 18 04:13 PM
  • Relinquished meth drinker released an album apparently last month
    December 18 04:05 PM
  • Relinquished
    December 17 05:59 PM
  • BMDrummer rip then
    November 29 10:40 PM
  • BMDrummer
    November 29 10:03 PM
  • Dryden ramy has soft lips
    November 28 10:08 PM
  • Wizard New Baring Teeth is pretty damn good.
    November 27 07:47 AM
  • eyehategod best song ever hey
    November 21 12:47 AM
  • FourthReich thanks muchhhhh appreciated!!
    November 20 08:31 PM
  • FourthReich what was that one post hardcore rec you gave me???
    November 20 08:28 PM
  • JasonCarne Awesome, thanks. If you see anything on either of those 2 lists I just posted let me know and I'll gladly return the favor.
    November 17 07:59 PM
  • JasonCarne Feel like sending that Sarcasm record my way? Not sure how Sput's rules are on file sharing or anything, but I'd love to hear that.
    November 17 07:31 PM
  • Intothepit No s*** lol
    November 14 03:50 PM
  • Intothepit Hey buddy!
    November 14 03:33 AM
  • Dancedrewdance thats your boyfriend :D
    November 3 09:46 PM
  • Dancedrewdance remember enrique
    November 3 02:51 AM
  • Jacquibim Yeah I like how you can tell all the guitar lines were done in one take with no overdubs cause of tiny variations in timing and stuff m/m/ really coo
    October 29 12:06 AM
  • Jacquibim Hellz yeah, especially the vox they sound almost identical
    October 29 12:01 AM
  • Jacquibim experiment fear reminds me so much of sinister holy s***
    October 28 11:04 PM
  • facupm jammin right now pretty sweet !!! m/
    October 28 05:57 PM
  • Jacquibim Looks sweet, will check when I get home
    October 28 12:05 AM
  • Dryden Ill check it out. havnt done anything for a while, that includes musixx too been catching up for a bit
    October 25 12:16 AM
  • Dryden sure they will find out soon enough. is hawks still alive? if so thats disappointing
    October 25 12:12 AM
  • Dryden oh yeah i remember he ill die soon enough. time to slay the butt holes of the useless people here. As long as im not ill again i will be stayin this time
    October 25 12:09 AM
  • Dryden been ill for a while, havnt done s*** for months. feelin better though. whats new around this s***hole?
    October 25 12:05 AM
  • Dryden unzip your pants its time
    October 24 11:59 PM
  • Relinquished always gotta fight the war against stupid
    October 20 03:17 AM
  • Relinquished lol bro bless your heart for helping out that a7x reviewer
    October 20 03:06 AM
  • BallsToTheWall's not too bad.
    October 19 06:17 PM
  • Voivod With respect to Moribund, I have a general knack for '90s metal bands.
    October 19 01:46 AM
  • Voivod Two recent death metal albums (album streams) that I liked have come from Emeth and Austria's Seduced.
    October 19 01:45 AM
  • Voivod Thanks man. You mean band pages or album streams?
    October 19 01:10 AM
  • FourthReich who said i even like you ;)
    October 18 02:03 PM
  • someguest ty sir
    October 18 04:00 AM
  • someguest agreed hard
    October 18 03:55 AM
  • Relinquished i'm just gonna ignore all that cuz I got a shadow rec and that's all i need to get
    October 11 04:05 AM
  • Relinquished yo yea i heard bout them but thanks dude i'm on that shiit now
    October 11 03:47 AM
  • Deviant. Using a whole bunch of different IPs
    September 27 07:19 AM
  • eyehategod wow you dont even live there
    September 21 10:08 PM
  • eyehategod where the fuuck is that tornado
    September 21 10:06 PM
  • eyehategod what the fuuck is that
    September 21 09:55 PM
  • eyehategod what are you up to friend
    September 21 08:56 PM
  • eyehategod hello friend
    September 21 08:16 PM
  • Relinquished yea i saw his work again not too long ago but i never wrote his damn name down. definitely one of my favourite current artists.
    September 17 08:06 PM
  • Wizard Is that pic of a tornado a pic you took?
    September 14 08:05 AM
  • ResidentNihilist Dunno if you tried this Shadow but yeah osdm from Japan
    August 22 06:08 PM
  • johnnysbestfriend ...
    August 19 08:01 PM
  • eyehategod dont worry ill text every active phone number if i have to
    August 16 12:52 PM
  • evilford I know you have. I thought you should know that I witnessed their quality tunes firsthand
    August 15 03:51 PM
  • evilford dude karnarium rules
    August 15 11:24 AM
  • TheSpirit Nvm...
    August 12 08:56 PM
  • TheSpirit Andy
    August 12 08:26 PM
  • adr tities
    August 9 02:25 PM
  • LambsBread talk s*** on the internet cuz its the only place you can.
    August 1 01:37 AM
  • Relinquished that body is still gorgeous, wonderful woman
    July 4 06:00 PM
  • Relinquished former murican celebrating hoping for germany to win:
    July 4 01:01 PM
  • Relinquished get a girlfriend with a hot bestie.. that's becoming life's greatest gift for me right now.
    June 28 11:58 PM
  • Relinquished bro why didn't nobody tell me that mad ivy did anal
    June 27 03:41 PM
  • Wizard Dude, the drumming you just described is pretty much ever Floridian dm band ever!!!! What's not to love. He's off kilter, a bit sloppy and technical, mmmmmmmmmm haaaaaaaaaaa a breath of fresh air.
    June 23 07:05 PM
  • Wizard Members of Mitochondrion...need I say more. They also sneak in a few slams from the good old Suffocation days. I don't doubt for a second you won't love it.
    June 23 07:11 AM
  • Wizard I don't know if you've heard new Auroch but ****ing s*** does it ever remind of the good old Florida dm scene.
    June 23 07:08 AM
  • Relinquished jesus those poses are killer
    June 16 07:07 AM
  • eyehategod no im your neighbor
    June 15 12:28 PM
  • eyehategod wow did you even see my posy in the user list rude
    June 14 06:30 PM
  • IWillReturn u best be
    June 8 06:16 PM
  • IWillReturn **** u ****.
    June 8 04:37 PM
  • eyehategod this isnt funny this is serious wow fuuck you buddy you goand watch the god damn global news or whatever the fuuck they call it now a days i dont know what news you watch oh yeah non you need to get up on your current events so you can impress the ladies
    June 4 05:42 PM
  • eyehategod whats wrong with you wow i posted that on mine first whoops
    June 4 05:39 PM
  • eyehategod does that mean oh for fuuck sakes i forgot to buy cat litter wow hey was my town on the news down there the last few days
    June 4 05:35 PM
  • eyehategod "rape"
    June 4 05:29 PM
  • eyehategod wow gay ratings
    June 4 05:08 PM
  • Jacquibim Reassuring to see you like the new Diocletian, I've got it on my computer but haven't listened yet
    June 2 03:59 AM
  • Relinquished def one of my favourites of this year, and yea Adversarial need to still tweak their snares
    June 1 05:46 PM
  • Relinquished I stopped getting zips long ago when I found how quick and more I can get out of it
    June 1 05:35 PM
  • Relinquished lol bruh get on soulseek tho
    June 1 05:33 PM
  • Relinquished UGHHHHHHHHHHH and to think I was conversing with him
    June 1 05:30 PM
  • Relinquished yea man I forgot about them, thanks for the reminder. and bro listen to the new Diocletian record if you haven't, it fvcking GOES
    June 1 05:28 PM
  • alachlahol thanks bud
    June 1 12:23 PM
  • Relinquished self-hating asian seeking advice from boys who are just as lost in life and good music taste
    May 31 12:54 AM
  • Relinquished this girl reminds me of my HS friend I experimented everything with first:
    May 27 01:13 PM
  • aok m/ . carry on good sir (ps awesome firstname!)
    May 24 02:32 PM
  • ffs sick
    May 24 08:09 AM
  • Relinquished she can be my cumdumpster
    May 21 08:51 PM
  • Relinquished
    May 21 08:37 PM
  • Relinquished
    May 21 08:32 PM
  • Wizard Tickled my fancy.
    May 21 08:19 PM
  • Relinquished he's a chihuahua around me, all bark no bite fuccboi
    May 21 07:53 PM
  • Relinquished saw a dog doing that humping my passed out brother
    May 21 07:33 PM
  • Relinquished
    May 21 07:28 PM
  • Relinquished
    May 21 07:16 PM
  • Relinquished losers like him don't deserve recognition really. needs to be a campaign for all spazzes/losers alike on the site to ignore him and verm.
    May 18 09:26 PM
  • Ire yo
    May 10 05:46 PM
  • FourthReich same
    May 10 07:22 AM
  • Wizard You're missing out. Read my review dude. And new DC is ****ing incredible.
    May 8 08:27 PM
  • Wizard Thanks my brother in dm. What do you think of new Lord Mantis? ****ing crushes or what?
    May 8 06:31 PM
  • Wizard Where did you get new Dead Congregation from? Profound Lore officially owns heavy metal.
    May 8 07:15 AM
  • Wizard That honour easily goes to new Triptykon (cuz I'm a huge Celtic Frost/ Warrior fan and the album rips me a new asshole) and Indian's 'From All Purity' (cuz it smashes my asshole inside out)
    March 25 08:41 PM
  • Wizard I know I know I just thought it was ****ing hilarious. Pretty ****ed up stuff though and I like it!
    March 25 06:36 PM
  • Wizard "It's like if your head was where your ass was and your ass is where your head was."I will give you 5 gold stars if you wrote that hahaha. This sounds awesome, gonna find er!
    March 25 08:08 AM
  • Relinquished bro read my highlist
    March 2 11:05 PM
  • Ire i will never get away from my sputnik personality damn rip
    March 1 03:48 PM
  • Ire 1 rating 10 soundoffs god dammit
    March 1 03:45 PM
  • silentpotatorocks can you tinychat to talk to me cause i am genuinely curious as to what youre up to
    February 8 03:17 AM
  • silentpotatorocks hw is langlayimgay
    February 8 03:06 AM
  • silentpotatorocks hi friend
    February 8 02:54 AM
  • eyehategod ill fuuckin time it so i beat the shiit out of wolfe too wow goes right behind my bak like that thats its hes gonna get stomped
    February 3 08:12 PM
  • Relinquished dat lovable dummy wont give u a straight answer, cuz he gay
    February 3 08:09 PM
  • Relinquished how cuud u snitch on cone shame on u
    February 3 08:05 PM
  • FuzzyxPickles LMAO
    January 2 02:19 PM
  • jimmyjones
    December 31 05:19 PM
  • Relinquished good punk for sure idk he has his moments for sure
    December 29 10:52 PM
  • Relinquished nice infinite void plays uh so hard to type
    December 29 10:49 PM
  • Relinquished yo did u chek out that track below
    December 29 10:45 PM
  • Relinquished chill hiphop dude the second half is awesome chill and it's from 2001 damn
    December 25 11:14 PM
  • Cygnatti you don't know how happy it makes me to see someone else rate an album by she past away, let alone like it a lot as well. :x
    December 25 09:07 PM
  • FearThyEvil Thanks man! I'll be sure to check them out sure enough. I'm trying to finish 2013 listening by this weekend and make my list sometime soon. The list is going to be pretty huge and it's going to take awhile to make. That soulmerchant dude is a twat btw but you already knew that.
    December 24 02:52 AM
  • FearThyEvil Got any good dm recs? I have heard plenty of the bands that should've been listened to in the genre I just never rated them yet. I find you a good user to seek more death metal from.
    December 24 02:26 AM
  • I do - so don't **** with me faget
    December 24 01:51 AM
  • That's your mom opening her whore mouth in your prof pic isn't it faget? Ugly ass bitch whore. Tell her to close her toilet of a mouth once in 10 years cause she is embarrassing your cuckold retarted father.
    December 24 01:34 AM
  • NocteDominum might be a few things on my end o year list for you, m/
    December 23 12:59 AM
  • Relinquished 2morow ill be sober 4shure found leftovfrs
    December 19 03:32 PM
  • Relinquished I had nicer dreams but that was so bad
    December 19 03:24 PM
  • Realm asked before but they were like "............................"
    December 18 04:14 PM
  • Realm asked 2 b unbanned
    December 18 03:55 PM
    December 18 12:22 AM
  • osdm finally unbanned
    December 17 02:41 PM
  • osdm hello
    December 17 05:50 AM
  • porch on it, thx for the rec
    December 15 12:15 PM
  • zaruyache That Geryon album has cool riffs but the overall base-only sound hurts my head after not too long. :[ I just thought I'd pop in and say that.
    December 2 04:59 PM
  • Wizard That Varothron album was boring as s***. That Geryon album rules and check out who produced it....
    December 1 09:47 PM
  • Wizard Eunuch has it as a 5, do I dare give it a chance?
    November 25 07:17 AM
  • Eunuch lol
    November 24 04:44 PM
  • Eunuch is that 2.5 for real? Did you actually listen to His Majesty?
    November 24 04:20 PM

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