Andy H. B.

Reviews 25
Approval 71%

Soundoffs 66
News Articles 12
Band Edits + Tags 366
Album Edits 281

Album Ratings 3097
Objectivity 91%

Last Active 02-09-14 5:21 pm
Joined 01-24-10

Forum Posts 153
Review Comments 19,439

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  • Wizard That honour easily goes to new Triptykon (cuz I'm a huge Celtic Frost/ Warrior fan and the album rips me a new asshole) and Indian's 'From All Purity' (cuz it smashes my asshole inside out)
    March 25 08:41 PM
  • Wizard I know I know I just thought it was ****ing hilarious. Pretty ****ed up stuff though and I like it!
    March 25 06:36 PM
  • Wizard "It's like if your head was where your ass was and your ass is where your head was."I will give you 5 gold stars if you wrote that hahaha. This sounds awesome, gonna find er!
    March 25 08:08 AM
  • Relinquished bro read my highlist
    March 2 11:05 PM
  • Ire i will never get away from my sputnik personality damn rip
    March 1 03:48 PM
  • Ire 1 rating 10 soundoffs god dammit
    March 1 03:45 PM
  • silentpotatorocks can you tinychat to talk to me cause i am genuinely curious as to what youre up to
    February 8 03:17 AM
  • silentpotatorocks hw is langlayimgay
    February 8 03:06 AM
  • silentpotatorocks hi friend
    February 8 02:54 AM
  • eyehategod ill fuuckin time it so i beat the shiit out of wolfe too wow goes right behind my bak like that thats its hes gonna get stomped
    February 3 08:12 PM
  • Relinquished dat lovable dummy wont give u a straight answer, cuz he gay
    February 3 08:09 PM
  • Relinquished how cuud u snitch on cone shame on u
    February 3 08:05 PM
  • FuzzyxPickles LMAO
    January 2 02:19 PM
  • jimmyjones
    December 31 05:19 PM
  • Relinquished good punk for sure idk he has his moments for sure
    December 29 10:52 PM
  • Relinquished nice infinite void plays uh so hard to type
    December 29 10:49 PM
  • Relinquished yo did u chek out that track below
    December 29 10:45 PM
  • Relinquished chill hiphop dude the second half is awesome chill and it's from 2001 damn
    December 25 11:14 PM
  • Cygnatti you don't know how happy it makes me to see someone else rate an album by she past away, let alone like it a lot as well. :x
    December 25 09:07 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 Thanks man! I'll be sure to check them out sure enough. I'm trying to finish 2013 listening by this weekend and make my list sometime soon. The list is going to be pretty huge and it's going to take awhile to make. That soulmerchant dude is a twat btw but you already knew that.
    December 24 02:52 AM
  • FearThyEvil9 Got any good dm recs? I have heard plenty of the bands that should've been listened to in the genre I just never rated them yet. I find you a good user to seek more death metal from.
    December 24 02:26 AM
  • SoulMerchant I do - so don't **** with me faget
    December 24 01:51 AM
  • SoulMerchant That's your mom opening her whore mouth in your prof pic isn't it faget? Ugly ass bitch whore. Tell her to close her toilet of a mouth once in 10 years cause she is embarrassing your cuckold retarted father.
    December 24 01:34 AM
  • NocteDominum might be a few things on my end o year list for you, m/
    December 23 12:59 AM
  • Relinquished 2morow ill be sober 4shure found leftovfrs
    December 19 03:32 PM
  • Relinquished I had nicer dreams but that was so bad
    December 19 03:24 PM
  • Realm asked before but they were like "............................"
    December 18 04:14 PM
  • Realm asked 2 b unbanned
    December 18 03:55 PM
    December 18 12:22 AM
  • osdm finally unbanned
    December 17 02:41 PM
  • osdm hello
    December 17 05:50 AM
  • porch on it, thx for the rec
    December 15 12:15 PM
  • zaruyache That Geryon album has cool riffs but the overall base-only sound hurts my head after not too long. :[ I just thought I'd pop in and say that.
    December 2 04:59 PM
  • Wizard That Varothron album was boring as s***. That Geryon album rules and check out who produced it....
    December 1 09:47 PM
  • Wizard Eunuch has it as a 5, do I dare give it a chance?
    November 25 07:17 AM
  • Eunuch lol
    November 24 04:44 PM
  • Eunuch is that 2.5 for real? Did you actually listen to His Majesty?
    November 24 04:20 PM
  • Hep Kat the only carry on album i really like is the 7" with the panther. i used to have that one
    November 20 06:47 PM
  • Hep Kat yes
    November 20 06:25 PM
  • Gwyn. Hey man, recently my interest in Death Metal really sparked but a lot of the stuff I've heard hasn't really done it for me. Any albums you think are good to get me going into the genre? I've heard Gorguts' albums and some Immolation ones, of the ones I can think that I really dig, plus Demilich which I've been jamming a ton.
    November 15 04:19 AM
  • climactic thanks duder
    November 13 10:52 PM
  • Relinquished that's one damn good find bro, killer mix of styles
    November 3 06:20 PM
  • Hep Kat havent heard yet. the fact that hanson likes it and hes a sell out whore like smash mouth makes my approval A DUBIOUS PROPOSITION AT BEST
    October 28 05:32 PM
  • porch hey dude whats good, think i d yr message by accident while navigating the s***ty mobile site but yeah they're an old fav, especially the selftitled ep. i'll turn the tables and rec you stick men with rayguns, also from texas and probably up your alley
    October 21 06:52 PM
  • GiaNXGX
    October 20 11:44 PM
  • Kman418 that album doesnt rlly do much for me :////
    October 19 12:30 AM
  • Kman418 you should check out more of btmi's stuff
    October 19 12:14 AM
  • Jacquibim Thanks, I actually have all those DL'd and I've listened to Opulent Atrocity (rules). I'll make sure to set the others to top priority.
    October 17 06:05 AM
  • Jacquibim Hey man, got any recommendations for dm this year?
    October 16 06:29 PM
  • Realm afi untrue 2.5
    October 15 05:16 PM
  • Relinquished not bad man first thing I thought though was post-op glasgow smile lol
    October 12 10:06 AM
  • Realm yea.
    October 4 01:41 AM
  • Realm i am banned 4ev jam new chelsea wolfe i promise it's at least a 4 yo
    October 4 01:08 AM
  • GiaNXGX new grave upheaval is the s***
    October 3 08:14 AM
  • Wizard Climbs the mountain of filth and takes a s*** on top! Have you listened to new Vasaeleth?
    September 25 06:15 PM
  • Wizard Throw in some Cephalic Carnage grind (their older albums) in there and you've nailed the description.
    September 25 06:10 PM
  • Wizard It's certainly up there. Gonna go give Hawks some credit!
    September 25 06:08 PM
  • Wizard The fact that Hawks posted their stream back in FEBRUARY and no one even bothered to touch it. Poor Hawks, that's exactly the reason why I've always taken that kid under my wing.
    September 25 06:05 PM
  • Wizard It only gets better. I was driving around town on delivery all day and had a chance to blast through it a bunch of times. I think it will most likely end up top 3.
    September 25 06:03 PM
  • Wizard It's got the squally, tremolo parts that sound all grindy and s***, I ****ing love it. It's got a hint of noise and the down riffing is just monstrous. Lots of dynamics too!
    September 25 06:01 PM
  • Wizard Just when I thought I've figured out my fav dm of 2013 (Grave Miasma), you just had to throw Symptoms into the mix. Damn you! And this year is going get more ****ed up cuz Obliteration is going to obliterate with their debut on Relapse.
    September 25 05:54 PM
  • Disrupt no it actually couldnt
    September 25 05:47 PM
  • Disrupt you couldnt have picked 2 worse people congrats
    September 24 12:15 PM
  • Wizard Best Incantation impression goes to new Grave Miasma. That album just kills everything else in dm this year.
    September 24 07:33 AM
  • Disrupt how are you
    September 24 02:03 AM
  • Disrupt this is bone hello
    September 24 01:52 AM
  • Disrupt hello
    September 24 01:38 AM
  • Wizard ummmmmmmmmmmmmm so yeah, that Symptom album is kicking my balls inside out. ****ing crushes my dick and balls!
    September 23 06:33 PM
  • Wizard Sounds awesome, checked out a tune!
    September 23 07:43 AM
  • TheSpirit i need you to lay down some recs on my most recent list ... all the filthy dm you from 2013 plz
    September 11 05:26 PM
  • GiaNXGX
    September 5 02:58 PM
  • Relinquished why can't users be as clever as that gentleman
    September 4 06:14 PM
  • Trebor.
    August 21 06:58 PM
  • CK Damn dude you don't even dig the early Dimmu? Stormblast and EDT rule
    August 20 07:48 PM
  • qwe3 mareep*
    August 16 01:11 AM
  • qwe3 ok
    August 15 12:07 AM
  • liledman I assume that they will be doing many more North American tours from now
    August 1 09:50 PM
  • liledman Yeah it still has enough of its own vibe though, which is what is so great about their previous four albums; each album they do stands alone as its own thing, while still being A Gorguts Album. New Ulcerate is indeed very good, they are basically the only band I get overly excited for. By the way, have you seen them live before? Last time I saw them it was as a 3-piece and it was even better than the previous couple of times with the extra guitar. Crazy.
    August 1 07:05 AM
  • Disrupt bone hello wow this sucks this chat i cant do this again ok i might
    July 29 04:13 AM
  • Disrupt hello
    July 29 03:29 AM
  • liledman Sweet thanks dude. Yeah I remember really not liking that Zealotry ep, I may check out a new song or two though.
    July 28 01:02 AM
  • liledman I've only heard Portal, Defeated Sanity and Immolation so far this year, are there any other dm albums that I should check out?
    July 27 03:14 AM
  • liledman Well I'm kind of torn between 3.5 and 4. I still really dig it, but even though there is so much to it that I like, it hasn't wowed me at all like they have certainly done in the past. What are your thoughts on it?
    July 27 02:32 AM
  • GiaNXGX how's colored sands
    July 26 10:46 PM
  • Motiv3 hows the new gorguts? the two tracks i heard from it melted my face.
    July 26 07:15 AM
  • Ire weed
    July 23 03:57 PM
  • TrueBlood Check my new hip hop album beetch
    July 12 04:02 AM
  • EyesWideShut you totally shredded that dude with rhymes.
    July 11 11:56 PM
  • pissbore i dont think so bro, i even got sources like you guys so relentlessly begged for
    July 4 10:11 PM
  • pissbore i think it;s pretty safe to say i did
    July 4 10:06 PM
  • oltnabrick dam rumors are true
    July 4 10:04 PM
  • pissbore nope i won the fight bro i earned it
    July 4 10:04 PM
  • pissbore suck it you dinklechode
    July 4 09:58 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 Yeah, I know. I'm getting annoyed at Viper who's backing him up basically. However, if it's truly 4am where he's at, I can kind of let it slide. I say stupid s*** when it's late.
    July 4 09:11 PM
  • FearThyEvil9 If it makes you feel better, I want to punch pissbore in his ****.
    July 4 09:06 PM
  • Ire jam of wagtreal
    July 4 07:43 PM
  • Deviant. I appreciate the sentiment but I had to remove your latest comment in the meds thread
    July 3 06:50 AM
  • Wizard I swear I saw you had it rated like a 2/5 or something.
    July 2 09:14 AM
  • Wizard I thought you agreed with me that Cerekloth was s***. Did you change your mind recently?
    July 1 10:45 PM
  • Relinquished yeah brunette is better. you should listen to ooc if you haven't, they're like wu-tang in uk form.
    June 29 06:37 AM
  • Relinquished actually yes that is the best option for the world, she's perfect.
    June 29 06:32 AM
  • Relinquished they're both irrelevant anyway. yo have you heard of orphans of cush?
    June 29 06:31 AM
  • Relinquished i mean ice t
    June 29 06:29 AM
  • Relinquished yeah she's nice, not that different from most though. what we need is more girls like ice cube's whore wife without the fakeness and whoreishness. at least she knows fitness gets the body tight and fitted for great sex.
    June 29 06:29 AM
  • Relinquished brie needs more meat for me (from me)
    June 29 06:19 AM
  • Relinquished ha sofia vergaras she's something
    June 29 06:14 AM
  • Relinquished and i still would
    June 29 06:09 AM
  • Relinquished don't lie bro you got folders upon folders of this beautiful stuff
    June 29 06:07 AM
  • Relinquished i remember that guy lol and what he said about me in that gorement thread
    June 29 06:05 AM
  • Relinquished realistically it's like "oh you jerk that's sexual harrasment i'll you sue you" "how bout i sue this cock in your mouth" "ok.."
    June 29 06:03 AM
  • Relinquished they all do
    June 29 06:00 AM
  • Relinquished
    June 29 05:58 AM
  • Relinquished you sure know how to make my mornings better
    June 29 05:54 AM
  • Relinquished it's a lost art. we need to bring back "real men", fathers have to beat their kids again only so they learn to stop being weak sissies and go outside and play sports and spit game on that girl so they learn how to get head on command.
    June 29 05:46 AM
  • Relinquished i made that thread my bitch with the help of my german brother. metalcore kids these days sheesh
    June 29 05:40 AM
  • Relinquished yeah that part was gold dude, that kid needs a lot of work. i did what i could. and el-p did it again man
    June 29 05:36 AM
  • Relinquished so i just put fluttertank in his place and his boyfriend is defending him for what i said
    June 29 05:27 AM
  • Wizard Thanks a bunch dude!
    May 13 07:19 AM
  • Wizard Rec me some new death metal, very underwhelmed by new Immolation!
    May 12 08:43 PM
  • Ire wag
    May 12 01:17 AM
  • Ire baump
    May 10 05:13 AM
  • ResidentNihilist Hey Shadow, do you know if there's anywhere I can buy/download Crematory's Denial Best Of comp?
    April 27 03:32 PM
  • amemento i am doing rather splendily thank you for asking
    April 3 07:33 PM
  • Wizard I was just gonna say, I get that same vibe from them as well. Speaking of which, Arghoslent needs to release a new album badly!
    April 2 02:57 PM
  • Wizard Holy s***, Sacriphyx is what I need, some great galloping dm.
    April 2 01:51 PM
  • Wizard I'm dl'ing Sacriphyx right now. What kind of dm do they play?
    April 2 01:47 PM
  • Wizard Oh, and thanks for trolling me into Horde with your awesome soundoff and rating hahahaha. I seriously gave it a chance and it sucked. Did some research on them, realized Christians can't do bm and it all made sense.
    April 2 01:42 PM
  • Wizard Tell me about it. My review I did for that album needs a bump in rating.
    April 2 01:37 PM
  • Wizard You're digging one of the finest dm metal albums!
    April 2 08:53 AM
  • amemento how are you doing
    April 2 04:11 AM
  • surprisefriend no man yolo up
    April 1 10:46 PM
  • surprisefriend swed
    April 1 10:41 PM
  • surprisefriend i wouldnt call him one though id ask where he got it because im ready to fuuckin party lets do mdma and fuuck in the butt thats how id party with anyone
    April 1 10:35 PM
  • surprisefriend what is his phone number ill phone him and tell him he is an idiot courtesy of shadowremains on sputnikmusic i might even send him naked pics if hes lucky
    April 1 10:31 PM
  • surprisefriend im not into that stuff im not a ittle baby bitch who needs stuff to make anything that is anything fun all i need is to get really drunk you know what i mean
    April 1 10:28 PM
  • surprisefriend holy fuuck do i ever love polka
    April 1 10:26 PM
  • surprisefriend you dont know nothing about anything in death metal stick to polka
    April 1 10:22 PM
  • amemento hey man nice above the graves ratings
    April 1 07:59 PM
  • ffs
    March 30 04:35 PM
  • ffs battlemaster!!!!!!
    March 30 04:34 PM
  • Ire turnnninggg violennttt
    March 26 07:02 PM
  • Ire vote 4 foxxxxxy if i get voted out ok plz thx nm got school tomorrow ughh
    March 26 06:44 PM
  • Ire new but old avatar hi
    March 26 06:30 PM
  • coneren when he ran smith i was stoked maybe he should be mean as fuuck in the playoffs then he would be really sweet
    March 26 02:42 AM
  • coneren yeah cause edler sucks trade him for 3 pairs of socks and we will win the cup for 6 years in a row
    March 26 02:40 AM
  • coneren i am going gr8 you know the usually hanging out watching stuff and being friendly on the internet
    March 26 02:29 AM
  • coneren how are you
    March 26 02:22 AM
  • coneren hello
    March 26 02:19 AM
  • Relinquished now that's a good one, but for a moment I thought it stopped loading hehe
    January 31 10:34 PM
  • evilford hey man, from seeing you around and your pie chart, you're obviously a big dm fan. I've kind of hit a wall w/ groups and albums, wondered if there was anything particularly good/great you would recommend me hearing that I may not have heard? I'm mainly looking for osdm, but I'd check out others too. thanks
    January 28 03:13 PM
  • JeffSpeakers what does that mean oh yeah i was searching through kreation records i think maybe and i downloaded a few bands and you rated i think all of them why cant i be the first one was karcavul it was gr8
    January 17 01:55 AM
  • JeffSpeakers damn did chambered create that band name also ty
    January 17 01:52 AM
  • JeffSpeakers i have that 1 and love it already
    January 17 01:22 AM
  • JeffSpeakers yeah he sucks whats a gr8 sludge album
    January 17 12:02 AM
  • JeffSpeakers what did he do to you is it because he is christian or a jew or whatever religion that is
    January 16 11:23 PM
  • JeffSpeakers theyre fun this is your friend from bc and im not pizzamachine is he your friend
    January 16 11:21 PM
  • JeffSpeakers what
    January 16 11:18 PM
  • JeffSpeakers it is wolfes alt that he gave to me becacause i am gr8 you like arctic flowers sweet fun times
    January 16 11:14 PM
  • JeffSpeakers what is that is it sludge
    January 16 11:11 PM
  • JeffSpeakers thank you for the rec of that good album i appreciate it
    January 16 11:07 PM
  • JeffSpeakers what is a good album thank you
    January 14 09:57 PM
  • Tyrael Oh okay, thanks! :]
    January 4 06:46 PM
  • Tyrael Hey man, will you be making a 2012 albums list? I'm sure I have missed a lot of good stuff this year :]
    January 4 06:34 PM
  • Deviant. Nah, it's snoopdogg6969 or whatever
    December 30 09:35 PM
  • Relinquished are you still up
    December 28 12:07 AM
  • NocteDominum What's your take on pagan metal?
    December 23 02:56 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine um its amazing suck my diick you know its top 3
    December 22 09:51 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine no this is better best dm album f all time
    December 22 04:03 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine blasphemous cremation
    December 22 03:54 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine no thats gay this is better
    December 22 03:46 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine guess what i just got in on vinyl
    December 22 02:26 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine hey agreed
    December 21 10:37 PM
  • bakkermaarten007 Chris wollard's new LP rated 4? Nice taste man.
    December 20 05:04 PM
  • CyrusTheMachine next year... next year fuuck that **** piece of s*** he ruined tough hockey he ruined weak hockey he ruined hockey oh man
    December 17 03:12 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine who is your hockey team this year
    December 17 03:08 AM
    December 12 11:12 AM
    December 11 11:23 AM
  • DamnTheCyrus you fuuckin queer ill beat your ass im coming down there to beat the shiit out of you ill do it ill lrt you read my manual before i kick your arse mother cuunter
    December 8 01:17 PM
  • DamnTheCyrus you know who this is fagggot so shut up i am gr8 ty for asking
    December 8 01:18 AM
  • DamnTheCyrus how is langley
    December 8 12:57 AM
  • Hyperion1001 michaels***balls
    December 3 11:53 AM
  • Hyperion1001 I actually cleaned up my beef with most users who disliked me, most of whom had forgotten why they ever disliked me in the first place. Still some guys who dislike me like Hyperion and Shadows Remain. Don't quite know why they have anything against me, but all will be revealed in time.
    December 3 12:44 AM
  • Relinquished forgot to mention cuz i got distracted by this fine woman, but Godflesh and Neurosis ruled. again they both made my life worth living.
    December 2 11:07 PM
  • Relinquished hot damn! but she's touched up all over (tits i don't care if they got touched up or anywhere else really, I'd still hit)
    December 2 06:29 PM
  • Ire idk
    November 30 04:04 PM
  • Wizard Dling now, thanks for that. Sounds interesting to me.
    November 30 07:14 AM
  • Ire im srry i was talking none who r u
    November 30 02:31 AM
  • Wizard Is it just me or has this been a ****ing sad year for metal?
    November 29 07:30 AM
  • Jom Sure. There's no chance of you cross-publishing, though, eh? Reason why I ask is that mx doesn't want reviewers with 20 reviews to get all their stuff removed because it causes site problems with the code. However, when he's not around, it's difficult. I can do it, but cross-publishing would be better for you if you're trying to get your name out there in the journalism world. Just let me know. Cheers.
    November 15 11:53 PM
  • Hyperion1001 that s*** kills doesnt it? that and backyard mortuary are easily my fav death metal from this year
    November 10 06:21 PM
  • Crysis Sure I'll give it a listen and post it if it's good. If I don't like it then I can't guarantee that it will go up on the blog. Send me the link.
    October 25 10:27 PM
  • BallsToTheWall I think my 0 comment racist list is even better
    October 16 11:17 PM
  • TheSpirit whenever you get a fb, you must friend request me!
    October 16 03:42 AM
  • Vesper Hyperion and I are trying to pressure you into getting a FB, because we both hate this place now. So, uh, do it.
    October 8 04:44 PM
  • Hyperion1001 haha even if they do ban me it will only be for like a week. you need to get a FB so you can hang out with everyone cool on FB cause sputnik sucks now
    October 1 10:43 PM
  • TheSpirit Hey shadows, thanks very much for talking to crysis
    September 28 10:39 PM
  • Vesper I haven't been around this s***hole because of moving/job stuff and the general degradation of the quality of users on this site, ha. I'm friends with almost everyone I like on this site outside of Sputnik except you and Wolfe, so that doesn't help. :P
    September 26 04:25 AM
  • Crysis Was unaware of his interest. Will shoutbox him.
    September 25 07:51 PM
  • Hyperion1001 new putrevore rips
    September 23 04:27 PM
  • Lought1 ShadowRemains for Pres 2012
    September 22 09:04 PM

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