Brendan Schroer

Reviews 164
Soundoffs 138
News Articles 7
Band Edits + Tags 55
Album Edits 17

Album Ratings 927
Objectivity 75%

Last Active 04-20-14 7:05 pm
Joined 08-08-09

Forum Posts 182
Review Comments 7,855

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  • emester ****ing Big Rigs...
    April 20 06:29 PM
  • FearTomorrow You're Winner!
    April 20 05:28 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Thanks again for checking out my list and featuring it! I've really been digging her music lately. Vespertine's atmosphere is just perfect.
    April 18 02:43 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 It would be sweet if you checked out my Bjork list. Since you're a big Bjork fan and all.
    April 18 10:52 AM
  • dannyboy89 Well yeah man, I'm one of the few who think latter-day QR gets more flak than it should. Sure none of that stuff comes close to their best work, but sometimes I feel people judge the band too harshly for not staying within a prog-metal vein.
    April 17 05:21 PM
  • Judio! Nice profile pic, man. "You're winner!"
    April 17 09:58 AM
  • Frippertronics swee
    April 16 09:31 PM
  • Frippertronics hey bby wanna give the sputnik album a review and make the site have a collective orgasm?
    April 16 08:07 PM
  • CaptainDooRight hi
    April 16 02:40 PM
  • CaptainDooRight hi
    April 16 02:39 PM
  • climactic lol ya, dont know why but it just sounds so funny
    April 15 04:34 AM
  • dannyboy89 It's kind of a shame that Orchid gets so overlooked on this site, glad to see you're among those that appreciate it.
    April 13 01:43 AM
  • Tremz Same man, but more along the line of anxiety. Just jam Steel Panther with a few brews, GAAAANGBAAANG AT THE OOOLD FOOOLKS HOOOOOOME!!!
    April 10 11:17 AM
  • Tremz What's crackin dude? :(
    April 10 11:02 AM
  • CaptainDooRight no worries my nigga, im really looking forward to working with as you've always been a nice dude to be around
    April 8 11:04 AM
  • CaptainDooRight you said you were down to rap, not sure if you already sent me your email or not but if you're still in just let me know, i don't have your email
    April 7 01:27 PM
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  • dannyboy89 Would you say you're a big SG fan?
    April 5 12:06 AM
  • TPM731 I noticed in your review of "Circle" by Amorphis, you gave it a 4.5 and in the review stated that you thought it deserved a 4.2. Just thought you'd like to know, since you can give it that exact rating now.
    April 3 07:00 PM
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  • Frippertronics ME NEXT
    April 2 10:21 PM
  • Greyvy "Valley of the Damned is a power metal masterpiece" i love u
    April 2 08:04 PM
  • Frippertronics WHO NEXT
    April 2 05:49 PM
  • CaptainDooRight shout me your email, or public contact info so I can compile everyone's info in one central location. I can mediate everyone's info so we're organized if that works
    March 31 05:58 PM
  • Frippertronics ICP? Is that your final dandy?
    March 30 10:54 PM
  • tempest-- dude reveiw ted nugent strnagelhold it needs a rev hard and all you do is irrelevant albms sweet cheers m/m///m/mm/m//m/m/m/m/m/m//mm/m//
    March 29 07:20 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend can we be frends plz
    March 29 01:18 AM
  • Frippertronics ohohohoy bby, how would you like to review the Molecular Corporation album?
    March 27 07:26 PM
  • Frippertronics damn that dead after eight songs. rip in piece
    March 26 04:46 PM
  • dannyboy89 I see you're not the biggest DT fanboy on the site.
    March 26 02:26 AM
  • Malenchanted nice to see you digging dat Shakira bro! dibs on the review though :/
    March 25 05:47 PM
  • Frippertronics you need to czech that new Swans track bby
    March 21 06:41 PM
  • Underflow Holy nostalgic profile picture, Batman. I loved those games.
    March 21 12:30 AM
  • Frippertronics not going to lie, that album is a guilty pleasure. SOMETHING SPECIAL SOMETHING EXCLUSIVE FOR YOU IN YO FACE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
    March 19 09:04 PM
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  • scottpilgrim10 Awesome Angry Joe avatar!
    March 18 11:17 PM
  • Frippertronics Duder, i dare you to review ICP's Bang Pow Boom. If you have B-B-B-BALLS OF STEEL
    March 18 08:42 PM
  • allhighhorses Where can I send you the link?
    March 17 03:05 PM
  • allhighhorses Would you like to review the newest unreleased The Delicious Bread Collection album?
    March 17 03:07 AM
  • dannyboy89 Do you feel SG has the potential to release a better album than KA?
    March 15 01:55 PM
  • Nocturnal Y u rip off my line?
    March 12 08:44 PM
  • Frippertronics Madonna \m/
    March 7 10:37 PM
  • YakNips I actually have you on FB, I'll just message you once I have a spot for you :)
    March 7 05:49 AM
  • TPM731 Thanks. I took care of it. :)
    March 6 09:52 PM
  • Gyromania lol your avatar reminds me of a time when i crushed a gate guardian deck with a fiend deck in like 2007 at a huge tournament. cool looking card/monster but profoundly useless if your opponent (me) has dark necrofears and a magic cylinder on the field. yah... i'm kind of a nerd
    March 6 06:26 PM
  • TPM731 How can you change your username?
    March 6 06:20 PM
  • Judio! You'll! never! figure! out! who! I! am! now! that! I've! changed! my! username!
    March 6 12:42 PM
  • BigHans dude jam what I just reviewed
    March 4 11:39 PM
  • Frippertronics damn those OST ratings
    March 4 10:02 AM
  • demon of surveillance sup, thanks a lot! not that i really do much on here anymore haha
    March 4 02:27 AM
  • Futures dat gate guardian holy s***
    March 3 11:52 PM
  • Relinquished gate guardian ain't got s*** on me
    March 3 06:55 PM
  • FearTomorrow Holy s*** that avatar. All of my nostalgia.
    March 3 05:23 PM
  • CalculatingInfinity Really digging the Yu-Gi-Oh profile picture, I remember that card :D.
    March 3 08:33 AM
  • fallenbird How are you like, the best reviewer ever? It's amazing! Your reviews are always well structured and spot on. You easily my favorite on this site :D
    March 1 11:29 PM
  • Frippertronics well, thanks for letting me know, though recording equipment doesn't mean much considering I record all my stuff on a laptop. But thanks though. If you cannot be part of it, maybe you can review it when it comes out?
    March 1 11:02 PM
  • Frippertronics i guess not
    March 1 10:42 PM
  • Frippertronics whoa staff soundoff? on my music? sweee; btw, any progress on the track for the Sputnik album, or are you not going with the project?
    March 1 03:31 PM
  • Agreedphones Like ya!!! best contributer ever!!! I mean the contributor title doesn't make you arrogant
    February 27 12:03 AM
  • evilford whoa, staff huh? congrats dude
    February 26 11:58 AM
  • dannyboy89 Do you like Depeche Mode?
    February 25 03:45 PM
  • Frippertronics GODDAMNIT NECRO
    February 25 12:13 PM
  • Frippertronics Larks' Tongues in Ass Dick?!?! OH FVCK
    February 25 05:24 AM
  • menawati cheers !
    February 24 12:42 PM
  • Insurrection appreciate it man :)
    February 24 10:02 AM
  • pizzamachine Thank you bro! :D
    February 23 12:31 AM
  • ethos cool mai avatar! i've used it before on other sites hehe :"D
    February 22 12:33 PM
  • BMDrummer Yeah, I know how much Slayer fans love the band. For that reason, it can be fun to have a differing opinion sometimes.
    February 19 12:28 PM
  • fr33convict So why is everyone spamming the site?
    February 16 11:54 PM
  • Frippertronics sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub I start flopping my dick around and do walrus calls as I splash all around and then furiously s*** all over the bathroom in a raging fit because my wench refuses to let me butt**** her so then I grab my mountain dew and my copy of call of duty black cocks and jam city of evil because im so tortured
    February 16 11:30 PM
  • BMDrummer What happened to your 2/5 rating for RIB? Your review is the same, did it just grow on you?
    February 15 06:09 PM
  • ArsMoriendi You like Taylor Swift AND Mr. Bungle? I'm so confused. Is that even possible?
    February 14 08:08 PM
  • Frippertronics in need of suprcontribstaffwalruscallscritique:
    February 14 06:51 PM
  • avonbarksdale221 Never congratulated you on making staff. You deserve it man, keep churning out great reviews.
    February 14 05:59 AM
  • ConorIsNotHere Why thank you my friend :3
    February 13 05:57 PM
  • BigHans Oh, and die for de-flagging my Invisible Touch review. Ha.
    February 13 11:49 AM
  • BigHans Every review I wrote under my alt OFace is kind of like your Hell Awaits review. Hell, half of my mains probably are too. I used to try, now I dont. Its more fun this way.
    February 13 11:47 AM
  • Frippertronics so, any info on your track for the sputnik album?
    February 12 11:53 PM
  • FourthReich damn girl looking kinda busty
    February 12 07:12 PM
  • ConorIsNotHere Congrats on the promotion, fellow Swiftie! : D
    February 12 05:48 PM
  • ASnideReturns What's up broham.
    February 12 03:46 PM
  • Mongi123 Oh sup mr staffer :)
    February 12 03:23 PM
  • Mister Twister look at mr big shot now bein all staff and junk congrats
    February 11 06:34 PM
  • Frippertronics duuuuude, ****in ace
    February 11 06:03 PM
  • NocteDominum Congrats dude, a little jelly :p
    February 11 03:37 PM
  • greg84 Congrats man! You deserved it.
    February 11 03:25 PM
  • MortimusPrime now that you're staff, are you still gonna post soundoffs about pretending to be a carrot?
    February 11 03:02 PM
  • RunOfTheMill Congrats on staff m/
    February 11 02:05 PM
  • BigHans Yessssss. I'll probably do one too anyway because best band ever plus i have a reputation to uphold.
    February 11 01:33 PM
  • BigHans dude props for reviewing Steel Panther. I reviewed feel the Steel under my alt (OFace), and got featured hard when I wrote the review for Balls Out. Dude are you going to review the new one hard? If you don't I will.
    February 11 01:31 PM
  • Omaha congrats dude =] (talking to you on FB as well but still)
    February 11 01:02 PM
  • YoYoMancuso congrats broturkey
    February 11 12:24 PM
  • Brostep Thanks! Lotta good new writers on staff and contrib, glad you got picked
    February 11 12:10 PM
  • Atari nice promotion ;)
    February 11 12:03 PM
  • insomniac15 Congratulations man!
    February 11 11:04 AM
  • Crysis Congrats on staff! Welcome to the fold, see you on Olympus.
    February 11 10:30 AM
  • Judio! I was rooting for you all along, man! Congratulations!!
    February 11 09:59 AM
  • rockandmetaljunkie Congrats man, you have earned your place among sputnik's staffers.
    February 11 09:44 AM
  • JamieTwort Thanks man. You were one of the contribs I was really hoping got promoted to staff so really pleased you made it.
    February 11 09:32 AM
  • JamieTwort Congrats bro.
    February 11 09:21 AM
  • MO yo congrats man m/
    February 11 09:21 AM
  • Jacquibim Why hello there staffer :D
    February 11 09:09 AM
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  • osmark86 "5 metal albums..." somehow, the link got changed up...
    February 10 07:35 AM
  • osmark86
    February 10 07:33 AM
  • osmark86 if you feel like reviewing some metal. these albums are sadly review-less.
    February 10 07:33 AM
  • breakingthefragile I see your soundoff trickery, and while your intentions are as of yet unclear, I WILL THWART YOUR MOTIVES. I SEE ALL. kthnks love ya bye
    February 8 04:50 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend i bumped it that was me [:
    February 6 08:33 AM
  • Frippertronics
    February 5 07:14 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend how many times can Necrotica edit a soundoff to get more bumps? once? twice? thrice? Stay tuned to find out.
    February 5 11:41 AM
  • Muisc4Life26 You should review, Willie Nelson-Phases and Stages. ''It would be a good recommendation'' Cause it's in desperate need for a review.
    February 5 11:35 AM
  • CaptainDooRight hey what's up bro, how are you
    February 4 12:39 PM
  • aok new name with 2 chicks making out is def doing better for your image than that whole necrotica thing you had before man. keep fighting the good fight and you should be staff pretty soon yo
    February 1 10:03 AM
  • Gwyn. But I don't even listen to Pop Punk
    January 31 07:16 PM
  • Frippertronics pls gibe lissen In The Region of the Summer Stars (1976 Original)!1wU3gQwL!bBtsFgqau0MKbgSZP4cyXg
    January 28 10:40 PM
  • Tyrannic I miss sputnik
    January 28 07:02 PM
  • Atari sweet man! i have a meeting at work soon so i'll have to read it afterwards but looking forward to it. Also, do you have any constructive criticism? I feel like so many people just say great review! but I'm looking for ways to improve my writing
    January 28 12:19 PM
  • MeatSalad
    January 28 04:27 AM
  • Atari Posted my 100th review ;)
    January 24 04:01 AM
  • Zeppelin14 Love your reviews, keep the Rush ones coming!
    January 23 08:58 PM
  • Judio! Hong's new best quote: "i swear in school and no one gives a f*** (if anything, they applaud me)". Thought you'd get a kick out of that.
    January 22 11:24 PM
  • Karmagedon ;)
    January 21 05:21 PM
  • Atari haha i'm not sure yet. I'm kinda stoked about it but at the same time i've been kind of discouraged with my writing : / I used to write a review almost every day or at least once a week but ever since i slowed down (mosty due to being so busy...getting married....moving..etc) I feel like people have stopped caring to read my reviews.
    January 21 11:40 AM
  • Mongi123 Have you tried Alcest's new album yet man?
    January 21 11:12 AM
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  • Frippertronics IS IT
    January 20 09:58 PM
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  • Frippertronics already did bby
    January 20 01:06 PM
  • Frippertronics hey mang, got a new prog review up, would like to get feedback.
    January 19 11:07 PM
  • Trebor. fives leaves left buyt how many did you start with that's the bigger question for me
    January 17 07:16 AM
  • Judio! Hey man, why did you your Lady Gaga review? I thought it was well-written and actually came closer to my personal opinion of the album that any other of the album's reviews so far.
    January 16 10:40 PM
  • Frippertronics very avant-garde, but their most accessible too
    January 15 09:24 PM
  • Frippertronics You gotta check The Residents' Duck Stab. DUDDDDDEEEE
    January 14 09:31 PM
  • Frippertronics DUDE
    January 14 08:49 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend would u like a hug hello
    January 13 11:42 PM
  • dannyboy89 I'm thinking of revisiting the Rush discog. Do you like all their records?
    January 13 10:26 PM
  • undertakerpt legend
    January 8 05:28 AM
  • undertakerpt and faith no more?
    January 8 02:13 AM
  • undertakerpt nice list of music you like, check these out if you havnt: sikth, jellyfish, mr bungle
    January 7 10:26 PM
  • Frippertronics alright, try a prog jazz or electronica track, whatever you prefer.
    January 7 07:52 AM
  • lovelybloodflow i am not demi. yes he created this account but only made one or two posts on it. gave it to me after because i mentioned interest in the site and liked the username. plus we have similar taste in music.
    January 6 06:21 AM
  • Frippertronics Damn, that's a lot. Do you whatever you want, I don't I'd make the best choice.
    January 6 12:23 AM
  • Frippertronics what did you have in mind to contribute?
    January 6 12:06 AM
  • Mongi123 Cool I hope you like it as much as everyone on the thread. It's such a beautiful and compelling concept album.
    January 5 11:08 PM
  • Mongi123 Bro you ever listen to El Cielo by Dredg?
    January 5 11:00 PM
  • Atari Thank you for not liking lil b lol :D
    January 3 09:03 PM
  • ButteryBiscuitBass How's the story coming along, Brendan? Still on hold?!
    January 3 08:14 AM
  • Frippertronics MEGAAAAAAAAAAN
    January 3 05:35 AM
  • Frippertronics dat ratings wipe. btw, any planned day to redo the Queen II review?
    January 2 04:27 AM
  • Lotus I think i'm beginning to question your sanity
    December 28 05:18 PM
  • Jacquibim merry christmas yer prof pic gives me a ragin boner
    December 24 08:34 AM
  • Nocturnal Ya man all love no hate.
    December 24 12:13 AM
  • Nocturnal You're definitely one of the coolest users here jus sayin
    December 23 11:52 PM
  • dannyboy89 That's pretty cool, so you've got a huge passion for music. Did you develop it since childhood?
    December 21 07:13 PM
  • dannyboy89 What instrument do you play?
    December 21 06:45 PM
  • tempest-- dam u unfriended me hard on fb rip
    December 19 02:45 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Haha no worries, look how long my comments were! Haha. I appreciate you understanding bro and I don't believe in time restrictions so whether its a year from now or 500 years from now I'm sure we'll eventually be able to get together and share those special musical experiences that are only possible in person. But yes! Please do! I'm always interested in what you are creating. You can send anything here bro
    December 18 12:53 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Again tho, meeting up may be a future prospect. And again, its just a principle I live by. I've never met anyone off the internet before so naturally because of the stories I'm sure we've both heard, caution is sometimes usually a good idea. Let's allow the fruit to grow more ripe on the vine sir.
    December 17 09:46 AM
  • CaptainDooRight .... more realistic at this point. I hope you understand my friend. :]
    December 17 09:42 AM
  • CaptainDooRight I thought about that bro. And nothing against you but I'm usually pretty cautious from meeting people on the internet. Granted I've talked with you for quite a while now and I don't feel like you're anyone I should be concerned about but I do have a family and if I was single I'd probably be more inclined. It's just me keeping things as safe as possible. Again I really want you to be aware that it's not you. I'd consider it but those are my thoughts. Calibrating music via internet seems....
    December 17 09:41 AM
  • dannyboy89 I'm thinking of jamming the PT discog soon. What's your view of their catalog?
    December 17 12:13 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Hey man I saw your thread the other day about you being in a prog metal band. That's awesome! Congratulations! Please keep me informed on your musical progress and as soon as you guys release anything or any tracks let me know. I'd love to hear what you do.
    December 15 08:56 PM
  • JamieTwort Oh yeah I might as well message you on facebook with it. Didn't think of that for some reason.
    December 15 04:55 PM
  • JamieTwort Thanks bro, appreciate it. Have you got an email address that I could send the draft to? If so I'll prob send it to you tomorrow.
    December 15 04:52 PM
  • JamieTwort Hey man, I was wondering if you could do me a favour. Me and Captain have been working on an ambient music project which was inspired by some of my photography and we were looking to officially release it soon. Cap suggested making a news article for it but I'm not sure how I feel about posting an article about something that I was involved in under my own account. I was wondering if you'd mind posting the news article if I send you a rough draft of what we'd like it to say.
    December 15 11:24 AM
  • demon of surveillance That's cool, there's definitely a lot to be found within those genres.
    December 14 02:31 PM
  • Cygnatti best avatar
    December 13 06:39 PM
  • JamieTwort Thanks for the feedback bro. No need to apologise.
    December 9 06:22 PM
  • Frippertronics If TMR and Eno had a baby it'd be that.
    December 8 08:05 PM
  • Frippertronics
    December 8 08:05 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Dude I didn't even know it was you until I saw your name up there and I remembered you had mentioned you had those skills. Well cool man I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for making yourself available.
    December 6 11:02 PM
  • CaptainDooRight awesome!! and out of curiousity, sorry if i didn't know you changed your name but is this necrotica?
    December 6 05:55 PM
  • CaptainDooRight oh great! I didn't know you played anything. What do you play? Tell me a little bit about yourself my friend :]
    December 6 05:48 PM
  • demon of surveillance Guess I didn't see your soundoff, weird... college has been rough academically since I'm in one of the hardest majors possible, but friends and concerts have been great. How about you?
    December 1 09:56 PM
  • Mongi123 Hey man just wondering, have you heard El Cielo by Dredg?
    November 29 01:14 AM
  • MortimusPrime nerd was first, you will have to wait your turn
    November 28 04:06 PM
  • GiaNXGX check out Philip Samartzis and Rasmus B Lunding's Touch Parking
    November 24 08:16 AM
  • demon of surveillance Yeah I totally understand, I don't think anyone was in much of a mood to talk. Well I'm really busy with school most of the year, but maybe during spring or summer!
    November 24 03:22 AM
  • Tyrannic hey = what in the hell is going onis this nightmare again
    November 24 12:38 AM
  • NevermindAlex Reviews are solid man. Keep on the good work and do whatever pitchfork doesn't do.
    November 23 08:06 PM
  • Tyrannic hawt pic but wheres the irish coffee
    November 23 03:43 AM
  • GrandpaSeth3000 hey - Grandpa Seth
    November 22 09:42 PM
  • CaptainDooRight swee thanks man!!
    November 21 05:50 PM
  • CaptainDooRight i figured it wasn't her cuz the rack was way tiny on that other girl
    November 21 05:35 PM
  • Tyrael Good to see other people fanboying over Nonami Takizawa :]
    November 21 05:15 PM
  • demon of surveillance Damn I could only imagine, they're a really fantastic band. I'm hoping to start to listen to PtH soon when I have time, from what I've heard so far they seem like a bridge between BTBAM and TDEP in terms of similarity.
    November 21 01:13 AM
  • demon of surveillance Hmm guess that was too long anyways to continue... all of Parallax II and White Walls as an encore, ****ing phenomenal. Plus listening to Colors while on acid was absolutely amazing.
    November 21 12:44 AM
  • demon of surveillance Yeah i wasn't all much into metalcore-related bands back then (not much now either except for a select few). I saw them in Santa Ana at the end of September w/ The Faceless, The Contortionist, and The Safety Fire playing all of Parallax II
    November 21 12:39 AM
  • CaptainDooRight dam is she an actor or porn star ect.?
    November 20 09:06 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Who's your profile pic of?
    November 20 08:49 PM
  • conesmoke haha cheers bro, i figured it just before i saw your msg
    November 20 05:55 AM
  • Mongi123 ?? What's up? Lol
    November 14 07:02 AM
  • JamieTwort Thanks :]
    November 12 06:45 PM
  • JamieTwort Hey man, if you get a chance would you mind having a look at my latest review and letting me know what you think? It's different to any of my previous reviews so it would be good to get another contrib's view on it.
    November 12 05:52 AM

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