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Joined 07-16-04

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  • minimesmyidol Ruspin ruxin for sure
    August 29 11:08 PM
  • SoccerRiot Lol, don't worry, I wasn't having the best day :P
    August 29 03:52 AM
  • MirandaKerrYouCould "can this dude just get a f*cking haircut already" oh the irony lmao
    August 27 09:58 AM
  • Avagantamos looking handsome, dude!
    August 24 06:25 PM
  • SmileNerd You're welcome man, they're really great albums. :)
    August 23 01:16 PM
  • bathtub no wtf #blackavismatter
    August 22 10:48 PM
  • bathtub I like your pic there
    August 22 10:27 PM
  • Greyvy zS
    August 16 07:52 AM
  • Frippertronics i'd like to personally thank you for hosting the recreation of the drake/meek mill beef it was fun and it was quite the learning experience
    August 13 01:23 AM
  • Frippertronics new sensory deprivation write up and you aren't anywhere to be found tf mane
    August 11 01:47 PM
  • TheCollectiveFacade u look like ass dawg
    August 11 12:52 PM
  • LordePots "your friendly neighborhood personal damage control leech" i love u
    August 11 03:29 AM
  • BMDrummer do it
    August 11 01:12 AM
  • BMDrummer only if you 5 deathconsciousness
    August 11 12:56 AM
  • BMDrummer aight
    August 11 12:38 AM
  • BMDrummer i guess yea
    August 11 12:24 AM
  • BMDrummer your soundoff for waiting for sd records dick
    August 10 04:27 PM
  • BMDrummer hey fuk off m8
    August 9 11:06 PM
  • MyNameIsPencil I spent all day looking for my cat and the little ****head was just waiting for me outside my front door when I checked it, god damn everything.
    August 9 09:15 PM
  • aaronrkc That's what iTunes shows as the Mac Miller album cover rn. *shrug*
    August 7 04:12 AM
  • AtomicWaste Thx bb
    August 6 11:38 PM
  • deathschool Did you die from all the hail?
    August 4 11:45 PM
  • FlyheadMetal are you markiplier?
    July 31 04:49 PM
  • Frippertronics and that is why i chose that pic it's like static-x arose from the grave
    July 30 01:29 AM
  • Frippertronics i think the kitten nails it breh, like mine is just you being exorcised and like how the hell is exorcism jorge supposed to compete with jorge and his adorable kitten? ffs man
    July 30 01:16 AM
  • Frippertronics who has the better static profile pic idk
    July 30 12:50 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal q:
    July 30 12:03 AM
  • SnakeDelilah cute cat tbh
    July 29 01:38 AM
  • Frippertronics frank's system was better tho.
    July 28 02:06 PM
  • Frippertronics the dennis system
    July 28 04:30 AM
  • Frippertronics http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/67950/Wild-Man-Fischer-An-Evening-with-Wild-Man-Fischer/
    July 27 01:37 AM
  • Frippertronics slip and slide ghost rabbits
    July 26 11:58 PM
  • rocketsfall but why
    July 25 04:16 PM
  • Frippertronics 23 plays of Abraham and 1 play of Reverberations. The latter ain't even an Enid track lmao it's a solo track by Robert Godfrey pre good ambient tho
    July 25 05:57 AM
  • Frippertronics Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunityTo seize everything you ever wanted. In one momentWould you capture it, or just let it slip?
    July 25 04:14 AM
  • Frippertronics thanks jorge static bogs howmanycanyoufit roland allen, esquire
    July 25 04:03 AM
  • Frippertronics yes that is what my av is
    July 25 04:00 AM
  • Frippertronics think I got it at a 4.5
    July 25 03:57 AM
  • Frippertronics Yeah, let me fix that and 2 it.
    July 25 03:44 AM
  • Frippertronics yeah i got that. synths are pretty dated, but I think it adds charm to the album for me. Can't really say the same for their 90s albums though
    July 25 03:44 AM
  • Frippertronics The Enid - The Seed and The Sower 3.0 (idk it's late and I'm tired, nice cat btw)
    July 25 03:38 AM
  • Frippertronics now is that 3 legit goj's cat?
    July 25 03:23 AM
  • Nimb49 Yo man, nice recent tracks. Perfect skies is ****ing great.
    July 24 01:52 AM
  • Kman418 kman418
    July 23 03:43 AM
  • Kman418 i wanted to stop by here also to remind you again that i am above you
    July 22 05:18 AM
  • SmileNerd Why did georgerolandallen get removed?
    July 19 10:28 PM
  • YakNips it's kind of a bad song i guess but i'll send you it on fb with stuff sometime
    July 18 09:18 PM
  • YakNips do you wanna do a solo for me for real cause that would be cool
    July 18 08:59 PM
  • Greyvy when? id a while back and lost contacts and never got them back
    July 14 09:01 PM
  • Greyvy waddup doe
    July 13 06:44 PM
  • Frippertronics does flyingmetalhead know the importance of onions?
    July 10 11:11 PM
  • Flugmorph Hehehehttp://m.imgur.com/gallery/eIfTc
    July 10 05:07 AM
  • deathschool Is Jom B Mack? I don't understand.
    July 10 01:15 AM
  • EcoChocolatacchi Did you find that by google searching sputnik and your user account? I put that down for my soundoff as a really unfunny joke about the high usage of static in early Swans releases. I write soundoffs before going to bed.
    July 9 10:34 PM
  • Frippertronics yo happy birthday georgejorgerolandstaticallen got you Static-X's greatest hits and pudding pops
    July 9 01:39 PM
  • rocketsfall wat
    July 8 03:22 AM
  • Judio! Fair enough tbh I can be a valuable friend to have
    July 8 01:11 AM
  • Judio! Thx for listening to all my stuff dude (or rating all of it, same thing). I'll jam Merzbob now to return to favor.
    July 7 04:32 PM
  • Frippertronics that my pic...that cat though
    July 7 04:32 AM
  • Frippertronics SC II on the merzbob page...dennis reynold style.
    July 7 04:06 AM
  • Frippertronics hard
    July 6 11:32 PM
  • Frippertronics thanks for checking the split dude probably ain't gonna record anything after that
    July 6 09:32 PM
  • BMDrummer thanks for the jam man
    July 6 11:52 AM
  • FourthReich Why dont u like death grips
    July 6 06:51 AM
  • SnakeDelilah BTBAM also stands for Bring The Bad Ass Music
    July 4 04:54 PM
  • Frippertronics That's probably the least realistic dream you'll ever have
    July 4 02:02 PM
  • Frippertronics that'll do pig, that'll do.
    July 4 03:03 AM
  • SnakeDelilah you should rate some albums
    July 3 09:38 PM
  • Frippertronics yo georgie waiting for you to accept my request on PSN hmu
    June 27 07:05 AM
  • YakNips idk i was wasted
    June 26 12:25 AM
  • beefshoes Onions?
    June 25 09:10 PM
  • YakNips fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yea
    June 25 04:16 AM
  • MO best sound off ever thanks buddd
    June 24 12:25 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal hello
    June 24 12:03 AM
  • TalonsOfFire Well look who's back, only 60 alts later
    June 19 11:39 PM
  • Frippertronics omg the reel deel is back
    June 19 04:33 AM
  • chesse13 Ur the best
    June 19 02:09 AM
  • Greem https://lifeless4.bandcamp.com/album/coma
    May 24 02:17 AM
  • controlled you ****ing idiot. unban and let's get back to ****ing jamming already. jesus
    January 27 01:56 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend really nice http://www.sputnikmusic.com profile
    December 27 02:40 AM
  • Lethean lemme get a bicep pic
    December 18 11:00 PM
  • Greyvy omg drinks on us tho
    December 15 05:34 PM
  • Greyvy ay that go hard and im only 3 in lol
    December 15 05:28 PM
  • beefshoes Get in there niggia
    December 9 10:49 PM
  • Greyvy Bruh I would've joined if I wasn't already sleep lols do you work third shift or some s***
    December 8 07:16 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend https://soundcloud.com/iamnotgoomba/booty-gallery?in=grogbeard/sets/soundclown
    December 7 07:56 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend CRAY AF!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    December 7 07:31 PM
  • Greyvy no i didn't.. thats cray af
    December 7 06:36 PM
  • Futures http://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/Futuresdoxxy avatar again, remove please, and while you're at it Deviant why don't you take Intothepit's advice and ban this moron
    December 3 01:39 AM
  • Futures Intothepit Dev, I'm not a big fan of Lakes or any of his little bulls*** crew, but if you're gonna ban him, you gotta ban Futures. Granted, if anyone else reported lakes bulls***, it would be justified, but Futures has been egging him on for months. Futures is a cheap, watered down version of me, minus the irony. He needs to go, dude. He's as much of a cancer as Lakes is/was.
    November 26 12:11 AM
  • beefshoes I'm in there niggie, and you're not in there.
    November 20 06:49 PM
  • BallsToTheWall tomorrow for sure
    November 20 12:59 AM
  • Lethean i be that pretty motha ****a
    November 19 09:42 PM
  • Frippertronics perfect
    November 10 12:26 AM
  • Frippertronics quick, describe the pink floyd discography in ten words or less.
    November 10 12:05 AM
  • BilboTeaBaggins damn that yak hate tho
    November 8 08:32 PM
  • danielito19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-b4TtvMZM xD
    November 1 06:37 PM
  • FourthReich STEADILY MAKIN MY NOSE NUMB
    October 27 06:27 AM
  • Slut Excuse me I am no pussy I'll have you know
    October 24 06:26 PM
  • BallsToTheWall no u, u little vulpix slut.
    October 17 09:29 AM
  • BallsToTheWall No, I'm aratchet skank.
    October 17 08:51 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend RARE UNRELEASED chino morni track from 99 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHPSY9fYAhs
    October 12 05:24 AM
  • YakNips when does our split come out
    October 11 06:45 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend memes worldwide br????br?br? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14q0fv/redditors_from_nonenglish_speaking_countries_what/
    October 9 04:44 AM
  • Dancedrewdance Becuz I love you senpai ?
    October 8 03:16 AM
  • oltnabrick Is that your girlfriend in your profile pic?
    October 7 02:46 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend yo if u like acdc and guns n roses check out Motley Crue haha im sure youd love them have a greeeeeaaaattt daayyyy!!!! peace out
    October 7 01:02 AM
  • Veldin lol you posted yr email in my shoutbox, mate. I've sincedd it. Are you digging Future Sequence live more than the studio version?
    October 3 11:08 PM
  • beefshoes I'm gonna try to pick up hoes this weekend. Would my chances of success increase if I were to jam swagbob?
    October 3 08:01 PM
  • Veldin i gotchu bebe
    October 3 12:27 AM
  • lyzakthellama s*** dude, I was just too high to plug last night tbh
    October 2 04:08 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit new album out, also last release of the year. if u get some time to check, would be sweet! http://millicentwaffles.bandcamp.com/album/under-dark-blue-blanket
    October 2 08:04 AM
  • Veldin it's leaked, good sir
    October 2 12:44 AM
  • Veldin No worries, mate. I see you 5'd Parallax 2; have you checked out their new live album for it?
    October 2 12:09 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend O= !!!!!
    October 1 11:27 PM
  • chesse13 Perhaps l8r yo
    October 1 09:02 PM
  • Veldin Your opposing soundoff for Puig Destroyer. Touche.
    October 1 08:55 PM
  • Veldin Touche mon ami
    October 1 07:45 PM
  • lyzakthellama brah
    September 30 02:00 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey if u like DEFTONES check TEAM SLEEP and PALMS ttyl@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    September 30 01:27 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend http://rs1img.memecdn.com/pug-life_o_603542.jpg
    September 29 09:26 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend pug lmao! http://www.wallsandpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/Crazy-Pug-1920x1080-wallsandpapers.com_.jpg
    September 29 09:20 PM
  • fromtheinside it's u now
    September 25 01:15 AM
  • Lethean what dude
    September 25 12:28 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend if a meme is posted when noone is around to read it, does it still get le upboat?
    September 24 09:43 PM
  • guitarded_chuck lol what
    September 24 08:28 AM
  • YakNips plug isn't the same without you...
    September 23 09:29 PM
  • Ichangedmynametojeff Yeah sorry I left. And I know, shoutbox discussion is faggy, but whatever.
    September 23 07:01 PM
  • YakNips do we need to have a heart to heart
    September 23 06:01 PM
  • YakNips wtf i apreesh u babe i'm just messin
    September 23 05:56 PM
  • YakNips why do u have such anger towards me
    September 23 05:53 PM
  • YakNips i want to make love to george roland allen
    September 23 05:45 PM
  • YakNips u can own a whole pasta factory
    September 23 05:29 PM
  • Judio! K FINE but don't expect me to ever do anything interesting on that website
    September 23 05:29 PM
  • Judio! agreed
    September 23 05:23 PM
  • Judio! lmao I didn't notice that, that's actually ****ing hilarious. Static for Emeritus, swagbob for AOTY, georgerolandallen for hip-hop hall of fame.
    September 23 04:47 PM
  • Judio! i've read the whole thread yeah, still confused lol
    September 23 04:16 PM
  • Judio! "I hang out with a big dude who knows Judio! or some s*** so I don't need to know how to fight" elaborate pls
    September 23 01:06 PM
  • Lethean im always with u
    September 22 11:02 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend hey there pretty boy ;), are you ready to meet hot local memes in your area? NO credit card, NO bulls***, just 100% memes ready to ******* ****************
    September 19 02:24 PM
  • aok enlighten me in the ways of memeology plzzz (heart)
    September 19 11:50 AM
  • TomAnderson Just a little lonely (and horny) ;]
    September 17 11:18 PM
  • TomAnderson (281)-330-8004
    September 17 11:13 PM
  • Lethean m/
    September 16 10:20 PM
  • YakNips where?
    September 16 10:12 PM
  • chesse13 Sure I will for a little
    September 15 01:28 AM
  • YakNips do u wanna get married
    September 14 10:56 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Aww, why'd you report my giant wall of text?
    September 14 10:45 PM
  • YakNips static- youre a ****er
    September 14 10:32 PM
  • Lakes. good user title
    September 14 08:44 PM
  • Memes why does it say mudvayne
    September 12 08:15 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend le
    September 11 02:43 AM
  • Futures swagbob tbh
    September 11 01:54 AM
  • Supercoolguy64 :3
    September 10 11:12 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend u r an inspiration to me and i want you to know that i have started a meme collection and it is all because of you
    September 10 10:20 PM
  • Futures goat tbh
    September 10 12:05 AM
  • Gestapo goat tbh
    September 9 12:14 AM
  • Futures ugh please nobody bump those Lambda or Jacob Royal soundoffs this is Swans not A Lot Like Birds or Protest the Hero or some s*** have some ****ing respect
    September 7 11:17 PM
  • YakNips squaaaaaaaaaaad
    September 6 09:17 PM
  • Mort. mort is a ****boy - correct
    September 5 07:37 PM
  • Futures oh yeah man that was terrible. after when he got his trophy he looked so depressed sad to see that.
    August 13 12:28 AM
  • Futures which kick?
    August 12 11:49 PM
  • Futures i was rooting for arg cause messi
    August 12 11:27 PM
  • Futures haha hell yeah man.
    August 12 11:04 PM
  • Futures haha man swee. how's it going?
    August 12 09:55 PM
  • Futures come backkkkkkkkkk
    July 21 01:29 AM
  • Futures **** MAN ****. I think we could beat Belgium dude. GET STOKED
    June 26 10:41 PM
  • Futures haha. going to be so tough.
    June 25 01:13 AM
  • Futures agreed so hard. you think we can get the point against germany?
    June 25 01:06 AM
  • Futures incredible. when jermaine jones scored that screamer me and my friends all s*** our pants. then that last minute goal. honestly felt like getting punched in the nuts.
    June 25 12:58 AM
  • Futures hell yes. did you get to see the whole game or no because of your comp?
    June 25 12:48 AM
  • Futures ****ing lol. dude its going to be so nerve racking. going to a restaurant where both games will be on. i can't take the stress man haha. got my authentic dempsey jersey yesterday as well m/
    June 25 12:43 AM
  • Futures damn that blows dude. can't ****ing wait man. this is it. you going out to a bar or something watch?
    June 25 12:37 AM
  • Futures come back dude!
    June 22 10:51 PM
  • Futures of course! were you watching it? man i still can't believe it.
    June 17 01:10 PM
  • Futures ****ING USA MAN! Shame the thread died without my presence haha. Was at a restaurant to watch it and we were going ****ing mental dude. One of the best moments ever.
    June 17 12:24 AM
  • Futures you're a cool dude.
    June 16 01:33 AM
  • Futures really fun times hard. world cup brings people together!
    June 14 11:58 AM
  • twlichty guess im not a huge fan of the power chord punk stuff that comes in every now and then, doesnt really fit in with those bad ass metal riffs in my opinion
    June 7 10:57 PM
  • JokineAugustus No Reviews in 10 years!?
    May 23 10:10 PM
  • johnnydeking29 Hey dude, I don't know if you saw my post on the Ornstein news article, but thanks so much for listening to my music! If you enjoyed Ornstein, the new EP will definitely appeal to you (although it's a bit different...), and likewise for the new Storm Daughter album, which is out now...but in any case, thanks again :)
    May 23 10:38 AM
  • FourthReich sounds like you dig das racist pretty hard definitely check out cities aviv if you havent already, dank taste man
    May 14 11:39 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy i really liked hypocrisy!!!
    March 26 07:06 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy no im serius
    March 25 10:02 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy slave to the parasites
    March 21 05:55 AM
  • 2453 PLEASE don't kill me!
    March 10 07:01 PM
  • aircycle f** u
    December 18 06:26 PM
  • KINGSTATICTHETHIRD vagina
    November 12 10:59 PM
  • Ire fag
    October 20 08:03 PM
  • pillowswantyoursoul I forgive you kind sir. I'll win next year I swear. Whatever it takes Banion to flash me.
    March 29 06:03 AM
  • JarethCutestory i know you are but what am i?
    March 20 10:17 PM
  • JarethCutestory jerkface
    March 20 09:38 PM
  • frankie Yeah that's the sleepover show right? I don't really know much about it, I'll probably go though.
    March 18 11:48 AM
  • frankie The Hotel Year Saturday. I trust you'll be there.
    March 17 10:38 AM
  • Aids "aids looks like someone I would like to hang out with irl." awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. thanks though haha. ps. is your username from the GY!BE song? say yes and receive 10 cool points.
    March 15 01:18 PM
  • taxidermist Lol, thanks.
    March 14 02:59 AM
  • Ire i rock yr world
    March 14 02:14 AM
  • Ire better change that name dawg mods gonna ban the fuk outa u. js
    March 14 12:52 AM
  • CrownOfMagnets That Defeater album is pretty sick you got up there..
    February 18 12:37 PM
  • CrownOfMagnets you're hilarious!!!!!!
    February 17 12:44 PM

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