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  • Parallels wow thats insane because that is already like my most played album of all time
    March 28 11:08 AM
  • Parallels bruh i need a rec cause i got so high last night i thought i was gonna die. crawled up in a ball and couldnt tell if i was laughing or bawling my eyes out in depression. waht kind of music do you listen to in that mood?
    March 28 11:05 AM
  • BMDrummer your soundoff for confusion is sex is still magnificent
    March 22 10:53 AM
  • demon of surveillance The odds of false domestic abuse/sexual assault charges are very low, and he was still convicted of aggravated domestic battery; no matter how you spin the facts Jef Whitehead is trash.
    March 10 11:57 PM
  • Cygnatti was about to ask which rating but nvm lol sorry. i'll give it more shots tho.
    March 6 08:11 PM
  • Crysis yeah been meaning to listen to that but been busy as **** all week, hopefully i'll spin it tonight
    March 5 04:21 PM
  • controlled jams brostophelies
    March 1 01:17 AM
  • DaveyBoy Hahaha. And he shows some variation with reggae. I like the way that he kind of structures the music to suit the videos as well. Hey, what happened to your ratings?
    March 1 01:12 AM
  • controlled mofo
    March 1 01:02 AM
  • TheSpaceMan damn you're good at what you do
    February 25 12:24 AM
  • TheSpaceMan I've never had my dick cut off but I can imagine it hurts... same principle mister devil's advocate
    February 25 12:22 AM
  • Frippertronics no prob man
    January 19 07:55 PM
  • Frippertronics
    January 19 07:46 PM
  • fromtheinside
    January 19 01:28 AM
  • fromtheinside where the **** u at?
    January 19 01:00 AM
  • Spec I was just mocking the billion "vape" lists.
    January 18 02:37 AM
  • Spec hey man do you ever nicotine replacement therapy?
    January 18 02:31 AM
  • Bogs
    January 4 10:34 PM
  • Bogs
    January 2 06:55 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot your la dispute review is honestly really, really great. definitely sensing some personal inspiration there. but yeah, I feel ya. I've been using writing as an outlet lately, and if I wasn't able to associate some personal things then I wouldn't enjoy it half as much
    December 29 01:11 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot thanks dude. I've read a few of your reviews and really enjoyed them tbh, why don't you write more?
    December 29 12:59 AM
  • Dunpeal I'm ****ing pissed beyond all measure that you never told me about Clan of Xymox
    December 28 04:24 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yo man, would you be willing to check my last review and lemme know what you think?
    December 26 12:23 PM
  • jagride all the style in the world won't make the s***ty albums that get touted on here any better. but yea i know what you mean. i'd just be content with a few more people who are willing to move off the beaten path. as it is i just hit the my dicussions tab and rate s*** on here
    December 25 09:24 PM
  • jagride this is just dawning on you now? the last remnants of staff credibility disappeared when they made schroer and a robot that listened exclusively to stoner rock staff. being able to jack off for several paragraphs in pro rock critic-lite fashion is valued above varied or personal taste on this site so s***ty end of year lists is one of the consequences
    December 25 12:27 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot yeah I wish I had the option to submit a review without putting a number on top but w/e, when in rome
    December 25 02:31 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot what's your beef with the rating system?
    December 25 02:23 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot Nvm, just saw your last comment
    December 25 02:15 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot so, predictability is the issue? I feel ya, but I mean... would the year-end list be indicative of the year, thus predictable by default?
    December 25 02:14 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot sorry to keep making you repeat yourself but: you're complaining that the staff writers are more or less declaring their opinions as paramount when the collective userbase would be the best way to represent the site on the front page? I guess there is no fool proof solution but w/e, in the unlikely event that I ever have the slightest say in the matter it'd be cool to make changes for the better
    December 25 02:05 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot do you think the whole list format is inherently flawed? like, would it be better just to produce a huge master list with a couple picks from each genre?
    December 25 01:55 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot sup man, saw your posts in that 'staff best albums' thing and was curious: a) what is your main gripe with the whole thing, and b) what are some ways you think would improve things in general?
    December 25 01:27 AM
  • Static
    December 18 12:23 AM
  • Static pls
    December 8 12:30 AM
  • BMDrummer aww :]
    November 27 11:39 PM
  • BMDrummer i'm a dedicated fool
    November 27 11:37 PM
  • BMDrummer i know just joking
    November 27 11:35 PM
  • BMDrummer what happened to all your ratings?
    November 27 11:31 PM
  • BigPleb Haha oh I think she'd have a fair few words to say.
    November 23 01:27 AM
  • BigPleb I guess that works too, brb gonna jam To Be Kind again cos it's seems right.
    November 23 01:25 AM
  • BigPleb Is it good blaze music? I'm pretty tanked tight now brother haha.
    November 23 01:23 AM
  • Negator I might not belive in total equality, but I do believe in ever lasting peace. Whatever that means. Peace in being yourself, or expressing how you feel, just acceptance I guess.
    November 13 10:54 PM
  • Negator yea sometimes its easy to forget that last part. In a country where bribery, lies and disenfranchisement have been the means to stay and become wealthy, it often feels like the only way to prosper. And yea, poverty doesn't discriminate, the struggle is real for everyone. I guess I felt like, if I were the 1/100 to prosper out of a s***ty situation then I could help those in my city
    November 13 10:52 PM
  • Negator Hey man, just wanted to say that that comment you made was pretty insightful and its been a long time since i've understood other people to even attempt to walk in my shoes/ or at least minorities. You do have a point about equality, and as much as I'd like to believe in it. I just feel like this world has no space, nor even cares to truely put in an effort to see that change.
    November 13 10:11 PM
  • Dancedrewdance s*** user
    November 11 08:57 PM
  • OmairSh Yup, indoors over here too. Yeah tell me about it, it's going to get to the level where I'm not going to want to get out of bed even.
    November 10 11:50 PM
  • OmairSh I guess it depends on the city you live in, but yeah I've interacted with my fair share of people with the God complex, and nothing makes my blood boil more than arrogance. The "you're special" lesson we're taught when we're young is to give us some motivation and the hope to be able to accomplish things when we grow up I guess :-P. Thanks man, you have yourself a splendid weekend as well. I have a feeling the majority of my weekend will be spent indoors, don't know about you haha.
    November 8 02:14 AM
  • OmairSh I think an out of the box perspective on life is definitely healthy and keeps things interesting, in the correct dosage of course haha. 50 hours a week of direct interaction is brutal man :-P, but I guess seeing so many different types of people helps further build your tool kit for analysing people in the future. The combination of frustration, passive aggressiveness, and depression in people is pretty scary
    November 8 12:50 AM
  • OmairSh And it's your interesting analyses that fascinate me. I'm getting too used to not going out regularly, it seems cool now, but I don't want to get too comfortable with solitude knowing that some form of human interaction is necessary for career progression, and general sanity. As unfortunate as that is. But maybe for you it's different. I love my personal space and it's basically my sanctuary, but sometimes I feel the need to go out and inhale some fresher air.
    November 8 12:28 AM
  • OmairSh *Tips hat. Should be a movie in all honesty. I'd watch it for sure
    November 8 12:20 AM
  • OmairSh "Who was that at the hotel last night?" "Oh just some guest" "What's his name?" "The gentleman has never shared his personal details with anyone. Many have inquired about the man and where he comes from, but to no avail. The townsfolk therefore just refer to him as someguest. Rumors have it that he looks uncannily similar to Ihsahn from Emperor, but he wears a mask at all times to protect his identity" THE END.
    November 7 08:15 PM
  • Negator wassup yung queef
    November 6 05:07 PM
  • Negator i know u want a piece of this box bb
    November 2 02:05 AM
  • fromtheinside
    October 20 11:12 PM
  • ShadowRemains btw if you like her, search up a girl named michaela isizzu
    October 18 03:58 AM
  • ShadowRemains face of an angel
    October 18 03:56 AM
  • ShadowRemains cortney palm is such a fox
    October 17 01:43 AM
  • OmairSh Indeed she is, though you probably have one of the better pictures of her.
    October 14 06:04 PM
  • OmairSh Who's the pwetty lady on your profile picture?
    October 14 05:38 PM
  • OmairSh Ihsahn
    October 14 05:47 AM
  • fromtheinside clim and i are
    October 9 12:24 AM
  • fromtheinside i don't know. pick a place!
    October 8 11:21 PM
  • theacademy IMN i literally cracked up
    October 8 11:21 PM
  • fromtheinside some jams are being had tonight
    October 8 11:05 PM
  • climactic soon. once new south park is over
    October 8 10:15 PM
  • OwMySnauze Good talk
    October 4 01:47 PM
  • OwMySnauze Did you get reported to the mods because of your weezer rating? B/c I was just reported to them by some fanboy since I rated it awful.
    October 3 11:18 AM
  • RoundOnEndHiInMiddle You're right, that line is pretty cringeworthy. I edited it ("People" is now "fans", and "(rightfully so)" is taken out), so thanks I guess.
    October 1 07:42 AM
  • FacelessMan Badass profile pic
    September 21 02:20 AM
  • fromtheinside
    September 20 12:40 AM
  • fromtheinside nah didn't see a single word lol
    September 20 12:38 AM
  • fromtheinside wtf did u go
    September 20 12:18 AM
  • fromtheinside that's probably their best album dude. love the heaviness. crippled god and nineteenhundred are a bangin onetwo punch
    September 19 11:50 PM
  • fromtheinside how are you getting my towns daily newspaper?
    September 15 02:38 AM
  • fromtheinside long time no jams
    September 15 02:12 AM
  • BMDrummer RIP
    August 21 11:20 AM
  • aok tears for fears is the best band everrrrr soooooo therrrr
    August 6 05:37 PM
  • CalculatingInfinity Unfotunately I do not, sorry :[
    August 4 02:42 AM
  • Frippertronics not bad m9
    July 30 01:20 AM
    July 30 01:06 AM
  • Frippertronics 5ing fun house keeping it real
    July 30 12:49 AM
  • BMDrummer nice taste
    July 28 05:11 PM
  • TammyMaynor What do you look like?
    July 28 01:36 AM
  • fromtheinside that statements gonna get me off for the next two weeks thank you basedguest
    July 28 12:44 AM
  • fromtheinside Your Mom ****ed On My Hairy Dick Drooling
    July 28 12:41 AM
  • BMDrummer I know, it made me laugh. Album is underrated though
    July 12 09:44 AM
  • BMDrummer I appreciate your Sonic Youth soundoff man
    July 11 08:26 AM
  • fromtheinside come jam
    June 18 02:13 AM
  • fromtheinside did you know it was ok to be gay?
    June 18 02:08 AM
  • pedro70512 Thanks, man. Check the lyrics if you have the patience, too.
    June 11 01:31 AM
  • Arcade greenlinkinmusings
    May 31 09:46 AM
  • FourthReich
    May 23 02:56 AM
  • Wizard Bang on dude! Glad someone loves that album as much as myself.
    May 16 10:08 PM
  • Wizard Totally agree with your rating on The Eerie Cold, Hellhammer's drumming makes it that much better. Plus, the hate speech that opens up the first track is so true as well hahahaha.
    May 16 09:52 PM
  • Wizard I know for a fact there are some sheep floating amongst the crowd. I may go a little overboard sometimes but you know as well as me, half of these users are just trying so damn hard.
    May 16 09:51 PM
  • Wizard I've been a Swans fan years before this site ever pretended to get on board with Michael Gira.
    May 15 07:03 AM
  • FourthReich
    May 15 12:37 AM
  • fromtheinside dude have u checked out that lantlos album? i really really think you'd dig
    May 7 01:31 PM
  • oltnabrick
    May 5 03:46 PM
  • Kris. dont you forget that ill rememebr tonight. the night you were nice and civil. i always remember.
    May 4 05:00 AM
  • savaah lol
    April 22 07:02 PM
  • hogan900 yoo man give me a link to the plug room your in
    April 18 01:28 AM
  • climactic nah i'm in class and then working till 9, so after that i'll probably go on
    April 8 02:22 PM
  • climactic how was i even alive before i heard gimme choco
    April 8 02:05 PM
  • climactic im feeling another babymetal night tonight
    April 8 01:14 PM
  • climactic lol, hardcore granny will destroy you
    March 10 02:28 PM
  • fromtheinside dude be real and come to hard jammers and lets talk about bitches
    February 25 03:16 AM
  • Brostep funny thing is I've actually seen The Gaslamp Killer live and he was pretty cool, played a bunch of FlyLo since Until The Quiet Comes had come out like a month before
    February 24 01:10 PM
  • Brostep 4.3 BNM
    February 24 01:00 PM
  • fromtheinside yo come jam with me and qwe
    February 24 01:00 AM
  • dancok I'm headphones alt btw ihihihihi, not so wise though thank you
    February 23 01:17 AM
  • ThirtySixChambers generals and majors always seem so unhappy unless they got a war!
    February 6 10:20 PM
  • Spec why let erectile dysfunction get in the way?
    February 3 01:25 AM
  • fromtheinside so what you just don't jam anymore, cool. thought we had something
    February 3 01:01 AM
  • FourthReich i have always been an instigator though so i definitely take partial responsibility. i normally wouldn't give a s*** but you're a good cat and we've had too many good heart to hearts
    January 24 11:46 PM
  • FourthReich i know we've had our differences but i hope we can put those aside, i really think you'd dig this has a lot of great samples-
    January 24 11:36 PM
  • fromtheinside also if you're interested we've made a new room with no bulls***
    January 19 10:15 PM
  • fromtheinside ah you don't have to go that far. just come back at night when the children have gone to bed
    January 19 09:53 AM
  • fromtheinside you did it again
    January 19 12:31 AM
  • FourthReich same man back to school blues
    January 17 11:00 AM
  • fromtheinside you cam and went pretty fast: lame
    January 17 01:33 AM
  • FourthReich sup dog how you been
    January 16 02:09 AM
  • Lotus someguest is single-handedly responsible for setting the progress for basement dwelling neckbeards back another 20 years
    January 10 12:44 AM
  • Lotus Yeezus: the only christ worth following
    January 10 12:25 AM
  • Lotus I feel like I shouldn't argue with someone who's obviously much better than me
    January 10 12:13 AM
  • Lucid yours wasn't objectionable
    January 7 01:12 AM
  • DarthMann indeed, i expect only the best from you
    January 7 12:39 AM
  • DarthMann u have a fedora, my bad
    January 7 12:35 AM
  • DarthMann nah, just putting up an obligatory rebuttal
    January 7 12:26 AM
  • DarthMann 59 and 54, suck it down
    January 7 12:22 AM
  • FourthReich its chill dude and nice link lol
    December 21 10:13 PM
  • FourthReich better room dog
    December 21 10:09 PM
  • fromtheinside get back here, what are you doing that's more important than devoting your life to a screen with words
    December 18 11:28 PM
  • plane Rival Dealer? 8(
    December 18 10:40 PM
  • Spec know what im sayin nig nog?
    December 18 06:47 PM
  • FourthReich insufferable is being nice dude, that kid's short a few chromosomes
    December 11 12:33 AM
  • FourthReich its dicks like Someguest that make it so people driving after two beers get their life ruined for years because slops like him like to endanger other peoples life to try and look cool, which causes the minimum penalty to be ridiculous.
    December 10 02:54 AM
  • bach Sweet. Been wanting to jam for a while
    December 9 01:48 AM
  • bach You wanna hop in hybrid theory?
    December 9 01:47 AM
  • Hep Kat stop h8in on brick. he has good taste
    December 8 10:54 PM
  • Hep Kat thx
    December 8 10:37 PM
  • FourthReich lol sorry i stood you up my net was not complying with plug tonight
    November 22 05:34 AM
  • Satellite just bumped the s*** outta yr against me! soundoff
    November 21 11:56 PM
  • oltnabrick Borknagar
    November 20 01:59 AM
  • TheSlenderMan no idear
    November 15 09:01 AM
  • DrMaximus Love your soundoff on the new Jeff Rosenstock album, lol.
    November 12 10:44 PM
  • PunchforPunch hey [2]
    November 12 10:13 AM
  • theacademy wow **** sputnik's relationship with eminem
    November 11 12:23 PM
  • Kman418 hey
    October 20 03:06 AM
  • Eloriaz Oh! Nevermind. I checked again. My VLC is bugged and shows "2 hours" on the running time but they're 23 minutes indeed.
    October 12 01:02 PM
  • Eloriaz Hey man :) Not yet, but soon! I got the 26 episodes in my folders with dual audio. Are each one of them really 2 hours running time? Looks epic :O
    October 12 03:18 AM
  • ethos
    October 2 03:08 AM
  • Parallels aaaaaaalrighty then!
    October 2 01:27 AM
  • Parallels dude theyre making a sequel
    October 2 01:13 AM
  • Parallels someone likes the police
    October 2 12:52 AM
  • Crawl spike
    September 28 02:49 PM
  • Minus. I never wipe after defecating. I figure, "hey, my butt's just gonna get dirty again, why bother?"So now I have time for other activities, like scratching my dirty butt.Dude I seriously died LOL so funny
    September 26 02:01 PM
  • FourthReich 10/10 bj lips tho like fvck
    September 26 02:58 AM
  • FourthReich is this love for real? prob
    September 26 02:55 AM
  • FourthReich hun please
    September 26 02:53 AM
  • YourDarkAffected nice cowboy bebop avatar. series is fantastic
    September 24 11:09 PM
  • Smial accurate repulsion rating m/
    September 20 07:02 PM
  • PunchforPunch r u ready?
    September 19 09:47 PM
  • FourthReich you my nigga dont forget et
    September 16 03:03 AM
  • FourthReich
    September 15 02:11 AM
  • klap perfect, thanks
    September 12 03:30 PM
  • klap what are the proper tags?
    September 12 03:11 PM
  • FourthReich lol what the fvck was that dude
    September 10 04:44 PM
  • Parallels royksoppes some good elevator music
    September 6 08:37 PM
  • PunchforPunch bro shout me if you feel like jammin okay?!
    September 6 03:15 PM
  • Balarag What are you listening to man? Something sweet I bet.
    September 6 12:24 PM
  • Parallels hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wait im not done holding my sides. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    September 6 03:05 AM
  • JokineAugustus Honestly, you're one of the funnier users on here. Keep it up man.
    September 6 12:09 AM
  • Balarag Hey broo, I've been jammin but haven't seen you around... hope you are good.
    September 5 11:46 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy ok but new pixies is out today
    September 3 01:54 PM
  • alachlahol hmmm not sure how thats possible i havent made a leaving sputnik list only to return three weeks later............. yet....
    September 1 12:21 AM
  • FourthReich We're twerkin we're havin a good time
    August 31 01:13 PM
  • klap blumpkin???
    August 20 02:14 AM
  • Hep Kat shoot me a fair one bitch
    June 29 07:46 PM
  • Aids what's up someguest any trance albums I should check out from this year?
    June 28 04:15 AM
  • Eloriaz Yes!!! Can't agree more. The little synthetic voice repeating the chorus, then Bernard singing it, then the little voice, then Bernard.
    June 26 12:35 AM
  • Eloriaz Really is one of the most infectious chorus I know of too!
    June 26 12:27 AM
  • Eloriaz Heya pal! It is, in fact, the best song indeed. TCM breaks New Order, you can't do wrong me thinks. Nice to see you around =)!
    June 26 12:25 AM
  • JokineAugustus You Antireligionist you!!!
    June 24 07:01 PM
  • Deviant. Honestly dude, I don't really listen to Trance. This is a cut from my favourite house album this year though:
    June 16 02:17 AM
  • geasoftime Trolling's not cool bro
    April 15 07:13 AM
  • geasoftime Why would you 1 Manetheren's Time? If you don't understand it, don't rate it. It's a fantastic album and the 1 is just pointlessly malicious. Not to mention that you've 1ed Wintersun's Time I. Do you have a problem with the concept of time, or what?
    April 14 05:21 PM
  • Spec So weak.
    April 14 03:55 PM
  • Spec I relapsed hard last night pretty embarrassing.
    April 14 03:50 PM
  • geasoftime retardedguest is more like it
    April 14 03:32 PM
    April 6 09:16 PM
  • surprisefriend i would now but i am in canada and you know the whole hockey thing and stuff
    April 6 09:14 PM
  • surprisefriend so i bought synchronicity on vinyl for 5 bucks because zen was good is this a gr8 deal idk havent listened yet
    April 6 09:12 PM
  • surprisefriend hello
    April 6 09:09 PM
  • Trebor. He just says that to get girls
    April 4 12:32 AM
  • Trebor. Don't worry Lil B already taught me how to get the bitches
    April 4 12:24 AM
  • Trebor. I think mine looks decent, although I do look like a Die Hard villain with short hair
    April 4 12:16 AM
  • Trebor. I got a 13 dollar haircut today
    April 4 12:13 AM
  • coneren but its only 1 there its saturday stay up i dont want to shout anyone else
    March 31 12:56 AM
  • coneren i am good wanting to chat how are you
    March 31 12:55 AM

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