Charmander Jones.....The U.

Reviews 213
Approval 98%

Soundoffs 206
News Articles 311
Band Edits + Tags 371
Album Edits 1,260

Album Ratings 2311
Objectivity 77%

Last Active 07-02-15 1:57 pm
Joined 05-20-07

Forum Posts 18
Review Comments 45,654

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  • SnakeDelilah where's your list about ronda rousey
    November 23 09:10 PM
  • Titan haha with us, slapping clipboards on the sideline, publicly arguing with star players, saying dumb s*** to the media - all in 2 weeks!
    October 30 11:41 PM
  • Titan yeah im a diehard 'Boys fan and Hardy has been bringing it, but he brings the turmoil as well.......unnecessary attention.......incredible talent tho
    October 30 01:52 PM
  • Titan that nasty defense looks like it has returned......solid cam as well
    October 30 12:48 PM
  • Titan your boys in charlotte have my attention
    October 27 08:57 PM
  • zaruyache yeah they were on my radar already but I've been too lazy to give them a proper listen :P
    October 14 08:25 PM
  • SuiCiDaLChEeZe thanks to your ratings i was able to expand my music taste and knowledge. i definitely found some weird s*** though. i started to listen to things i would never ever consider to listen to (i don't know, that grammar though) like Taylor Swift - 1989."But I need to tell you somethingI really really really really really really like you"cheers.
    September 30 02:59 PM
  • PortalofPerfection hey man, saw you had "Sweet Dreams" from A Light in the Dark at a 5, thought you might want to check this...
    September 8 02:16 AM
  • EyesWideShut Some guy approached me in a confrontational manner at Burger King and said "yo whats your name" i looked at him and said "Yanni nigga" then he looked at his buddy then back to me and said "Man What!" lolz
    September 3 10:46 PM
  • Relinquished bro u gotta check dark buddha rising
    August 29 06:47 PM
  • PayneTiger777 Yeah, man and plus everyone else in their division (except maybe the Saints) are getting better. I think the Giants play them later on in the year. I just wish everyone would stay healthy so we really can see who the best team is. **** preseason hard.
    August 26 12:45 PM
  • PayneTiger777 Yo Balls, how's it going man? Long time no see. How you think the Panthers are going to do this year?
    August 25 07:05 PM
  • AtomicWaste Ugh, so much for Kelvin...
    August 19 06:23 PM
  • wtferrothorn so we getting married or not lol
    August 19 01:32 PM
  • EyesWideShut he even killed it in Backdraft, try getting any of todays actors to get near a fire thats not cgi.
    August 17 06:44 PM
  • EyesWideShut Kurt Russell gotta be top 5 oat.
    August 17 01:51 AM
  • AtomicWaste Kelvin will be a beast for sure, especially if there's a target other than him and Greg Olsen for the defense to cover (i.e. Funchess). Hopefully that Carolina D can rebound. Course I'm saying the same thing about my Bears, but at least Fangio should make a difference there.
    August 14 06:12 PM
  • AtomicWaste Dude, I'm juuuuust waiting for him to crush this year - he won my season last year. I'm really hoping I get to pick somewhere where I can get him. I still like Kevin White to do something similar too.
    August 14 08:06 AM
  • chemicalmarriage RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper
    August 1 12:33 AM
  • EnyaFangirl My town lacks all of the best s***. I have to drive to ****ing Titusville to get a good buzz these days.
    July 23 11:39 PM
  • coneren THATS DRINKIN!
    July 20 04:03 PM
  • coneren LARGE ROD
    July 20 01:49 AM
  • coneren HEY NUTSACK!!
    July 19 11:30 PM
  • pbateman Ah I've just been in and out of the hospital, i'll give those a go, for sure.
    July 18 04:14 PM
  • pbateman how's it going dude? Not sure if you remember me but I used to frequent these parts a few years back, and you're the only poster i've recognized since i started frequenting this site again, could ya give any recs? i'm open to anything
    July 18 12:43 AM
  • MO glad you dug the EP man! would love a review from ya if possible. always dug your writing m/
    July 14 08:28 PM
  • EyesWideShut actually meet Sasha Grey myself some years back, she rec'ed me some White National BM band.. Phoenix Marie was the coolest and would totally be down to hit the bars and have a ****.
    July 8 03:34 PM
  • romulanrancor
    July 7 05:30 PM
  • LordePots lmfao uuughh
    July 1 05:25 PM
  • EyesWideShut Who is that in your avy, Darkside from Twisted Metal Black ??
    June 26 07:52 PM
  • Voivod Haha sometimes my random investigations for new bands really deliver. I was planning to send you this blackened ritual ambient/drone outfit from Greece, as I know(?) that you like this stuff -
    June 26 01:46 AM
  • Yea it's always annoying because their beats are really quite good. Sometimes Vinnie's lyrics are pretty terrible too haha.
    June 15 05:47 PM
  • Spag I should have mentioned, the guys worked well over a year to get their own server working and it's very stable from the Xlink Kai program they use to use. :D
    June 12 07:25 PM
  • Spag started playing TMBO in February my friends from TMA, if you have a PS2, a copy of Twisted Metal Black Online (the 2 disc set can be found on Amazon) and an ethernet cable I HIGHLY recommend it. Here's a video of me playing with the TMA crew (my username is the same as my sputnik name) :P
    June 12 07:24 PM
  • Spag Random question, have you ever played Twisted Metal Black Online?
    June 12 03:12 AM
  • Hep Kat Yall will be fine as long as Superman plays up to that contract. Far more question marks with my team right now, but I've heard Kiko Alonso is straight filthy animal status
    June 5 03:46 PM
  • Hep Kat Dice nig
    June 4 06:46 PM
  • Brostep All good, expect yall to be on again soon though haha
    May 27 11:06 AM
  • AaronIsCrunchy Woah, this is actually pretty interesting. I have issues with 'raw' sounding black metal because a lot of the time it just sounds like they're trying nowt apart from sounding as evil and brittle as possible (that and after a while it's just a painful drag to listen to). The atmosphere these guys created was surprisingly powerful, will check more of.
    May 19 08:21 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Sounds pretty good but it's like not doom at all lol I was mistakenly expecting that apparently.
    May 17 09:30 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Just wrote a review for Sea Witch's debut LP. Thanks for putting me on them, s*** rules. Check it.
    May 17 04:26 AM
  • LivingThrowaway Bartow's label has a bandcamp: and some of his stuff has been released on malignant records, who also have a bandcamp: . Hopefully you may be able to find some stuff there... Not sure about vtervs though (I didn't see it on either page), I'll have a look for you.
    May 12 06:15 PM
  • pissbore add me on fb bro
    May 4 09:33 PM
  • Static
    December 18 12:26 AM
  • BMDrummer yeah i guess, although their last one was sorta justified since they never really toured the last record correctly. although i'll go see em since their reunion shows ruled
    November 25 08:40 PM
  • BMDrummer sucks that guitarist left, let's wait and see what happens tho
    November 25 08:23 PM
  • BMDrummer yo why the refused hate
    November 25 08:19 PM
  • Static ya ya yaaaaa
    November 20 01:25 AM
  • Static
    November 19 11:24 PM
  • theacademy must go home to listen to it... i mean... after i see lights play... nbddddd
    October 29 08:30 PM
  • Onirium Thanks, that's exactly what I'm looking for! Great stuff
    October 27 06:25 PM
  • Ryus Ah i would but school tomorrow, gotta sleep. Some other time
    October 26 10:06 PM
  • Guzzo10 and there goes our discussion on College Football ****
    October 19 07:09 PM
  • Static ****boy
    October 17 09:06 AM
  • Dancedrewdance I know ur just saying that : j
    October 9 08:26 PM
  • Dancedrewdance Why are ur balls on the wall ur mum wouldn't like that
    October 9 08:19 PM
  • HenchmanOfSanta The Lions are only a high-powered offense in theory. They've looked pretty terrible on that side of the ball outside of the first game. A hobbled Megatron and injuries to Joique Bell and Reggie Bush will do that, but mostly it's been on the o-line. We were missing both of our top two right tackles until yesterday, and LaAdrian Waddle looked pretty bad in his return. The line gave up 23 sacks all of last year. This year they're already at 17.
    October 6 11:52 AM
  • HenchmanOfSanta The Lions are only a high-powered offense in theory. They've looked pretty terrible on that side of the ball outside of the first game. A hobbled Megatron and injuries to Joique Bell and Reggie Bush will do that, but mostly it's been on the o-line. We were missing both of our top two right tackles until yesterday, and LaAdrian Waddle looked pretty bad in his return. The line gave up 23 sacks all of last year. This year they're already at 17.
    October 6 11:52 AM
  • HenchmanOfSanta Huh, I only just noticed that you continued the Panthers/Lions conversation in my shoutbox a few weeks ago. Looks like both of our teams are still shaky. Thanks for giving the Bears a loss.
    October 5 11:08 PM
  • Torontonian congratulations on the NC win. Hell of a game.
    October 5 04:39 PM
  • ZombieParty poser ur an fagit
    October 5 09:00 AM
  • Static
    October 1 08:02 PM
  • EnyaFangirl ahhhhh checking tove lo right now and she's so GOOD thanks yo :]
    September 29 11:34 PM
  • DominionMM1 i expect the epitaph tomorrow
    September 28 11:28 PM
    September 28 10:03 PM
  • EnyaFangirl almost, im about an hour north from there
    September 28 06:13 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 I guess you could see them the next time around they've been touring the bones of what you believe non stop, but still they are soo good live.
    September 28 06:00 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 You have to see chvrches live!!!
    September 28 05:15 PM
  • Mookid Yeah that album is ****ing INTENSE. Glad to see someone else is a fan
    September 23 11:56 AM
  • danielito19 I love your name
    September 21 03:48 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Agreed, 'Call of the Mountains' is such a good song, Celtos is another favourite of mine.
    September 20 10:43 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Hey man, have you heard the new Eluveitie? Kicks major ass.
    September 20 01:49 AM
  • Greyvy Review little machines please I need to somewhere to talk about it
    September 18 12:19 PM
  • theacademy omg eat **** you ****
    September 15 11:20 PM
  • Betray Yeah man, Panthers fan since the beginning. I gotta say I honestly didn't have high hopes for Sunday's game. With Cam playing injured and how good Detroit's offense looked Week 1, I was expecting to chalk up an L. But good defense prevailed, big props to them for shutting down a great QB with great weapons.
    September 15 12:28 PM
  • PiedradeLuna Yeah, I agree. It's a solid release. Hopefully she can build on the sound. As for me I could care less what she's into or not into but I know there are those who will be offended and cool anecdote about Fassbender, had no idea.
    September 13 10:01 PM
  • PiedradeLuna There is an interview online with her about how she has always liked black metal and how she is making an album. Anyway, I dug the EP just as you did but I know many people might call her out for not being kvlt or what not.
    September 13 08:25 PM
  • PiedradeLuna They explain it here pretty well's about the last third of the entry. Mainly I think people were upset that Relapse pushed her as something she is not (entirely), trying to cash in on perhaps her gender, rather than her music. Most people (I'm not sure if it's her but it seems like it is) think she is Amalie Bruun, model and Ex-Cops member a pop, new wave-ish band.
    September 13 08:24 PM
  • BMDrummer aight just wondering, btw before i knew Royal was your alt i wondered why a new user wrote reviews that well lol
    September 7 04:52 PM
  • BMDrummer you gonna review anymore?
    September 7 04:20 PM
  • Graveyard Released this year:
    September 6 11:24 PM
  • Atari Welcome back dude m/
    September 4 04:30 PM
  • Trebor. Remains? yeah dat s*** is good. Maybe I'll Catch Fire is the perfect atmospheric night time driving album and the self titled b-sides album is ****ing m/
    September 2 09:12 PM
  • Trebor. I see you dig Alkaline Trio, nice
    September 2 09:04 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Yeah I couldn't stay away forever ? and man have I found some amazing s*** goddamn! Lol
    September 2 06:49 PM
  • zaruyache (reveals himself to have been three jawas standing on top of each other the whole time)
    September 2 09:44 AM
    September 1 11:51 PM
  • PortalofPerfection btw, sea witch is pretty sweet. A lot doomier than I was expecting, but really great stuff.
    September 1 11:38 PM
  • PortalofPerfection I was AngelPhoenix :) I like my new profile much better tbh
    September 1 11:37 PM
  • PortalofPerfection Sup Balls, still...hanging around I see ?
    September 1 12:28 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges I'll get on it.
    September 1 10:37 AM
    August 31 05:23 PM
  • BigPleb Glad to have you back bro.
    August 31 05:09 PM
  • Frippertronics Balls has descended
    August 31 11:58 AM
  • Jacquibim He livez
    August 31 08:58 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Congrats on your return Balls
    August 31 01:12 AM
  • BMDrummer nice, i didn't really use the site much when your whole ban went down tbh so i didn't witness much. on the same page of the meds thread where andcas got all his s***d, i was trying to get my review for my band's own album removed lol
    August 30 11:47 PM
  • BMDrummer maybe andcas will come back now lol
    August 30 11:42 PM
  • theacademy he is risen
    August 30 11:38 PM
  • BMDrummer HE IS BACK
    August 30 11:37 PM
  • SharkTooth BALLS HAS RETURNED!!!
    August 30 11:21 PM
  • Hawks Balls where are you...?
    August 5 11:46 PM
  • zaruyache Where did Balls go? ;_;
    April 14 08:57 PM
  • evilford Did you get demoted on purpose?
    January 15 10:57 PM
  • AtomicWaste =(
    January 10 07:23 PM
  • Green Baron Well that news didn't last for long...
    January 7 09:25 PM
  • DarkNoctus no field recordings -1000/5 [:
    January 5 08:34 PM
  • fish. asap as in I'll do it if you can't do it today
    January 5 03:12 PM
  • fish. check the user list in the contrib forum. if you want to would be good if you could do #45, asap though
    January 5 03:07 PM
  • Crawl is it okay if i use your Hubardo soundoff in my year-end list? i'll give you credit of course.
    December 25 09:11 AM
  • SadAndHolyGlow Wow, a 5 for A Pregnant Light, huh? It was quite remarkable.
    November 20 08:23 PM
  • CaptainDooRight not sure if you remember user seedofnothing but that's me. you dug some of my old songs, some are on this new album, check my new album bro, don't forget to rate:
    November 5 01:15 PM
  • itchybutthole i like your homo
    October 29 09:44 PM
  • Balerion Yeah I saw that, no way to download tho eh?
    October 29 04:57 PM
  • Balerion Yo Balls where can I get that 13th Moon - The pale spectre tape?
    October 29 04:29 PM
  • OmairSh
    October 28 05:31 PM
  • OmairSh
    October 28 05:22 PM
  • Voivod Cool let me know what you think.
    October 28 11:15 AM
  • Voivod I think you will like this -
    October 28 10:32 AM
  • OmairSh Didn't tickle your fancy?
    October 28 05:50 AM
  • OmairSh hey Balls you miiight just find something interesting on my latest list
    October 27 11:24 PM
  • Butkuiss RIP Basic Bitches
    October 27 08:19 PM
  • Hep Kat i like it more than dayglo necros. mo bettah riffz
    October 27 08:30 AM
  • Hep Kat you heard the new calabrese yet?
    October 26 06:44 PM
  • Wizard I've been on a kick lately with ambient bm. Awesome song dude.
    October 23 07:41 AM
  • EyesWideShut Dude have you seen Near Dark? Bill Paxton and Bishop are in it!
    October 21 03:09 PM
  • Voivod Awesome find Balls, it reminded me of Vinum Sabbatum - - although they are not as cavernous as the Australians.
    October 18 02:40 AM
  • demigod! check the album i just reviewed if you haven't man, i think you'd really dig it.
    October 16 08:37 PM
  • Trebor. los doyers strike again
    October 15 11:51 PM
  • Trebor. I don't even know who's in the playoffs besides the dodgers cuz no one shuts up about it around here
    October 15 11:44 PM
  • Trebor. lol OK
    October 15 11:40 PM
  • Trebor. Review Puig Destroyer
    October 15 11:39 PM
  • NocteDominum
    October 12 03:34 PM
  • NocteDominum It's new, check out that Ethereal Shroud news article : ]
    October 10 12:33 AM
  • NocteDominum Yeah dude, it's iPod. : ] Sup Bro?
    October 10 12:26 AM
  • Relinquished ahh damn thats too shortnotice dude, oh well at least I saw them before at churchills. I might make it to 305 fest,whenever it is..
    October 8 10:56 PM
  • Trebor. gaw thanks. I'm trying to hook up with this girl right now, and I actually like her as a person and not just for her looks wow
    October 2 09:58 PM
  • Trebor. You're my favorite person
    October 2 09:54 PM
  • wabbit Belgrado swag
    September 29 07:58 PM
  • Trebor. I made all the bands names in my new list player names from east/west bowl m/
    September 24 10:23 PM
  • Gyromania new agnes obel coming out in 5 days. i can't remember if you like/know her already, but if not i'm sure you'll love her.
    September 24 06:51 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa It wasn't though, it was some old school DM band before they got famous. Like a demo or anything. You were the one that showed me Cesspool of Vermin so I thought you might know.
    September 23 10:06 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Help me out, I'm trying to remember a really brutal album cover but the band isn't coming to mind. It's a pregnant chick lying in the street and there is this guy crouching over her cutting open her stomach and eating her guts or a baby I can't remember which
    September 22 08:25 PM
  • KimmsightMatters Cool, that definitely sounds like something I'd like.
    September 17 07:40 PM
  • Dunwich ****ing A, mate. Laibach is Life. Check this documentary if you have the time and will. Subtitles are a little bit lazy, but this is great.
    September 17 12:39 PM
  • KimmsightMatters Tell me all about William Basinski, I see you are 'currently digging' his work.
    September 16 04:58 PM
  • Travio Nobody likes you.
    September 13 06:26 PM
  • Spec ur 1 of ma favourites
    September 12 10:29 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa I guess I missed the sarcasm of the 5
    September 12 05:31 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Has the new Touche Amore leaked?
    September 12 05:27 PM
  • ethos OMFG LMAOOOO
    September 11 01:55 PM
  • ethos Never stop the draconian posts.
    September 11 01:51 PM
  • EyesWideShut haha Jada Stevens mane ;$
    September 10 11:20 PM
  • EyesWideShut Christie Mack ftw
    September 10 11:14 PM
  • Hyperion1001 yeah thats it sweet thanks
    September 10 10:48 AM
  • Hyperion1001 idk it was some osdm band and the song was actually good but i cant find the news link
    September 10 09:25 AM
  • Voivod Since you like extreme lo-fi stuff, you should listen to the new Cultes Des Ghoules album.
    September 6 02:14 AM
  • Gyromania good hubardo soundoff, brah
    September 3 11:34 PM
  • zaruyache Just saw your comment. I'll listen to the new Clandestine Blaze as soon as I get a chance. The new Witch in the Her Tomb *was* really good, though! So you should check it out regardless.
    September 3 12:39 AM
  • peaks40 I had a feeling it was her lmao. too many tattoos for me though, her body is ridiculously scrumptious
    September 1 12:34 PM
  • JokineAugustus Damn dude! I'm 99% sure you'd love it. The humor is very similar to the blood and ice cream trilogy, and it was Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, and Edgar Wright's first collaboration together.
    August 28 03:47 PM
  • JokineAugustus I think I liked it better then Shaun of The Dead and Hot Fuzz, but I'll probably watch all 3 back to back to make sure. Pete was ****ing hilarious in that. You've seen the show Spaced?
    August 28 03:34 PM
  • JokineAugustus The World's End! Probably the best movie ever eh?
    August 28 03:19 PM
  • Trebor. Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith, Nevada State........Penitentiary
    August 28 12:39 AM
  • Trebor. Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
    August 28 12:34 AM
  • Hawks Well that sounds like some s*** I'd love so I can't argue with it....
    August 25 02:13 PM
  • Hawks Dude review the new Ulver.
    August 25 02:09 PM
  • londoncalling457 I have so much invested in the eagles this season because the phillies blew it, the flyers are questionable, and well...we don't talk about the sixers. at least marlins fans have jose fernandez to be excited about.
    August 15 01:54 PM
  • londoncalling457 nick foles is starting tonight, your carolina d can break both of his legs for all i care. we just need vick to be able to stand up come week 1.
    August 15 01:42 PM
  • Hep Kat dawg you should totally review born to die in suburbia
    August 14 08:22 AM
  • JokineAugustus Whose that purty woman as your prof pic?
    August 5 12:46 AM
  • JustinKing Sorry, but I forgot to make this clear in my comment yesterday. Always use your diaphragm to push out the sound as you scream. Your throat is only to manipulate the tone that comes out. Mouth positioning helps to. Opening your mouth wider makes your scream higher where having it slightly open will make it lower and such. Hope I could help somehow!
    August 1 01:00 PM
  • YourDarkAffected Here's part of that zen of screaming video. Probably a good place to start. Especially so you don't practice in a way that shreds your voice. [l][/l]
    August 1 12:10 AM
  • JokineAugustus No big deal. Its not like I review all the time anyway.
    July 31 07:23 PM
  • JokineAugustus Thanks for the negs :D
    July 31 07:18 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa Nah but the pre-orders are available
    July 25 01:39 PM
  • cvlts Wi Tu Lo
    July 24 01:13 PM
  • Voivod Back in the day, you had asked me where to listen the eponymous album from The Devil. Here it is:
    July 20 11:37 AM
  • Cygnatti bang ding ow
    July 17 03:02 PM
  • Lakes. ho lee fuk
    July 17 12:45 AM
  • pribosse sup check it
    July 12 10:23 PM
  • thespaceforthis hey that site was cool
    July 9 12:43 PM
  • Relinquished
    July 2 02:04 PM
    June 22 03:57 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Don't get me wrong, I can appreciate a good Asian but I prefer my women to be more brown than yellow. And yeah, I've been in and out the last few years
    June 12 12:23 PM
  • ZippaThaRippa She won an award for how hot she is.
    June 11 11:16 AM
  • ZippaThaRippa Anissa Rodriguez is hotter than Doris Yeh.
    June 11 11:02 AM
  • JokineAugustus Amen brother. I'm so pleased for you. I have a new idol now.
    May 24 09:27 PM
  • JokineAugustus Did you have a list for top Indie albums at one point? I was wondering if you could link me if you still do.
    May 22 10:56 PM
  • JokineAugustus Your a pretty damn cool user. Any idea what happened to the Captain?
    May 22 10:51 PM
  • lately I'm glad you liked my album brother of brothers.
    May 11 07:54 PM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently I've always liked you, man. I pay it no mind.
    May 11 10:26 AM
  • lately i think you accidentally 1'd my album, the 5 selection was just to the left
    May 10 04:36 PM
  • kitsch Soulseek brother
    May 8 09:16 PM
  • Trebor. School the children on my movie quote list
    April 23 08:04 PM
  • Spec You're a softy.
    April 19 09:02 PM
  • Colliiiin I don't know dude, I guess it wasn't the right type of file and I never cared enough to fix it
    April 15 08:21 PM
  • zaruyache Idk what you're talking about Fell Voices is pretty kvlt. Their guitarist even has a pentagram necklace m/
    April 8 10:46 PM
  • zaruyache Balls why do you hate fell voices i thought you were cool.
    April 7 04:14 PM
  • oltnabrick yeah that took a while lol. i think he has a new one that I haven't added yet either
    April 3 12:26 AM

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