StaffReviews 158Soundoffs 210News Articles 4Band Edits 45Album Edits 70Album Ratings 1638Objectivity 88%Last Active 05-19-13 12:08 pmJoined 03-28-06Forum Posts 17,209Review Comments 15,101
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 | fromtheinside wow way to be wrong about the new ntnl. you're right, you're late. i forgive u tho. maybe
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 | Atari Apart from my summary do u have any criticisms of the review itself? Trying to improve my writing
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 | Samshine thats what you get when your on a site full of virgin males
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 | xxm We don't see eye to eye on everything but your still one of the funniest guys on here so have a good night.
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 | Mewcopa0 it's been a while hehe, do you know if you can still do that Bulwark review? if not that's ok, i might be able to find some one else to do it.
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 | Adabelle A little birdy tols me your fave band when you wre 16 was panic at the disco, qt. lets have banies
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 | silentpotato actually ive been looking for something to fill in between game of thrones, waiting for the last season of misfits, and waiting on the new marvel and dc blocks and thought that show looked dec so i will!
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| silentpotato HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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| silentpotato not pleb just super honest which is cool. never got huge into yndi halda. also not as big into godspeed as most people seem to be, that being said, i cried at every climax when i saw them live haha. im sure you know my fav song
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| silentpotato well yeah i mean subjectively of course so the emotional answer is what i was looking for. sad ass choice man ouch my soul haha.
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| silentpotato if u haad to chose what would u say your favorite song of all time ever is
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| silentpotato awe yeah i feel you man i know those. songs with that sort of connection are just unparalleled no matter wat
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| silentpotato that song is probs in my top 10 all time forevs
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| silentpotato i mean that song is ok its all catchy and stuff but when it cums to deerhunter for me if it isnt he would have laughed then its not he would have laughed and im pissed.
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| silentpotato haha its a cover of a solange song if u know who that is. anyway yeah blood oranage is awesome. im basically just spamming you with his s*** now so feel free to ignore but i just found this song and never knew it existed before and it just kind of blew my mind; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6byoavf3OA its very ****ing strange and then it sneaks up and punches u in the nuts when u dont know wtf. but yeah ill be back on the chat at the end of the month when schoo is over
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| silentpotato ye but its got a tad of a rnb vibe like as far as pretty much anything i listen to goes. and yeah definitely loves will be fallen into. this 1 thick enuff 4 u? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2hm8ujHkuU cuz dat bass b thick as some chunky black booty if u ask me. and haha i usualyl go on fb chat but just lately ive been busy and just havent been turnin it on so i dont have to deal with certain people trying to talk to me 24/7
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| silentpotato 1:55 into that blood orange song is just like wow i have acquired all the vaginas
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| silentpotato ****ing break. R AND B NOTE im more into this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6y1-erVEw
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| silentpotato pretty much gonna get laid no matter what when u bust that s*** out. also on a more poppy and kind of r
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| silentpotato hey thats cool man i feel u, this is what i get down 2 tho; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c4l4UNorYU
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| silentpotato good point i still like that last song but was just not expecting it. and hahahahah word well it was fun i like listening to s*** music sometimes and i mean yeah i gave new jt a 3.5/5 there are songs that tickle my gooch but definitely not as keen on it as a lot of peeps. also i like the weeknd n stuff so i dunno i like some s*** i guess
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| silentpotato i mean 100% it a lot to ask for im maybe like 49% gay could probably be tilted in the right direction with a little push if u know what i mean ;]. and yeah that was definitely a highlight of the album. the last song was hella ****ing weird vibe change kind of weird mario s*** goin on lol. and this r kelly song is a thing eh?
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| silentpotato omg the stand up bass and vox and everything about Year of My Solistice gets me lit
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| silentpotato so instead of asking her to do sexual things to me i said 'hi'
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| silentpotato i dunno dude she gypsy's pretty hard we were at da club wit the trap muziks playing and she was all like GYPSY HANDS and i was like yeah do that to my body plz
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| silentpotato cool man im gonna ask her to marry me in india in a text message right now will probably ask if she is down wth anal first and maybe tell her im looking for a stay at home mom with no interests who can abandon her dreams so that i can have a fresh sandwhich waiting at home for me after work every night. and i dunno man sounds a little foreward maybe u should just smile at her some more and try moving your hand from her hand to her bum real quick if shes into it then ask her out
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| silentpotato should i ask her to marry me and eat a goats heart together in the desert high on ayehuasca
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| silentpotato agreed so i met this girl she has dreads and she likes cats and she dances like a floaty gypsy goddess and i think im in like with her what do i do
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| silentpotato jk i hrd a song or like 20 seconds of it or sumthin
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| silentpotato do it show me stuff all the time i will surprise you probably even like wil wagner if i had even hear him
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| silentpotato i left you a little present in the similar artists category
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| silentpotato ah damn u know me too well i just finished filing it safely away under the 'other' category. also its not about showing sputnik good 'other' music, its about satiating my endless thirst for egotistical validation by lesser beings
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| silentpotato ur comment got cut off. dude tse tse and invitation are so good. this brings gypsy swag hard and tse tse has some oriental swag goin on this is SO ****ING ARTSY. but ye holy **** yeah buddy. aand i rate everything because i am the greatest user of all time and my reach is boundless
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| silentpotato gonna add this to the database, take credit for discovering it by entering some irrelevant similar artist, 4 it, dig it, and plug it onto my next list
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| silentpotato this is artsy as **** bro i didnt know you were alternative
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| silentpotato i take it you arent FEELING IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT?
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| silentpotato could you say maybe that you've been waiting for this moment all your life?...... *starswipez*
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 | Jash I wasn't expecting wubs when I went into it, it's just kind of boring. Aside from Take A Fall For Me (because RZA kills it and says quid which most people won't even understand) and Voyeur (so dancy and those sliding synth chords are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) everything sounds the same
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 | Spare my savings r like 20 bucks
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| Spare ah man glad yall like it tho
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| Spare should be in the download b
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| Spare john u wanna listen to my record i made it's here troubledmedium.bandcamp.com
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 | Emim Well we can talk about turtles. Turtles are cool.
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 | demigod93 yea idk where else to look rly but i found a ton of great entry level s*** that i wasn't aware ofit's better for 90's metalcore shiz, been a ****in gold mine for me
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| demigod93 i was just scrolling through the emo charts and the name caught my eye. Been finding a ton of pretty sweet old 90s emo/screamo/metalcore that wayalso stumbled upon your RYM account through the Julia page, lol
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| demigod93 ****in right man im loving that album so much, gotta love RYM haha
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 | fish. why cant we be friends
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 | ITsHxCTOASTER I can appreciate your rating and soundoff for Tyler Brown it is acceptable
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 | Aids these are quite good calculations, quite good indeed
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 | ReturnOfTheDnor da fuq. change your avatar. I slaved over that ms paint picture
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 | XGX it's ****ing amazing isn't it, m/
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| XGX Siekiera - Nowa Aleksandrka. ilu JOhn
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| Aids yeah but weren't you against its hype or something? like you thought it was good but only gave it a 3 or something? idk, I was under the impression that you had gone all "hanson" over Sit Resist. I guess not, props.
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| Aids so glad you like Wheel, and I think I agree that it's better than Sit Resist (which was already like top 10 ever for me). I have an unhealthy obsession with this album, I just keep hitting repeat again and again and again. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh semen-stained review DEFINITELY pending.
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| fromtheinside bb HT misses you and your thugmatic swag. could lay new pipe down in and all around the room sometime soon.
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 | klap that is a borderline lie good sir unless you played against sobhi which i mean you're both staff i dk what to do
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| klap hey i thought being staff meant something but i guess all it really meant was i get a free KNIFE IN THE BACK
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 | GiaNXGX trvth, i don't believe in dogmas i read a lot of divergent views (be it philosophical, religious, scientifical) and make my own set of paradigms tbh lol
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 | atrink When's that lydia review coming? lol
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| GiaNXGX John, do you believe there's a god watching us, keeping time balanced?
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 | plane have you heard iron lung yet? album proper is solid as ****, but merged with noise companion takes it to another level
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 | EaglesBecomeVultures dude look at this alt sniper made it's incrediblehttp://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/antigovseacreature
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 | Underflow Alright, thanks man. Also, do you know how to get links to function for the source? The [url][/url] bbc code doesn't seem to work.
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| Underflow Hey, is a band's Facebook page an acceptable reference for a sputnik news article, or does the info need to come from some sort of publication?
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 | Masochist Okay...so of all the negative comments I got about that '20/20' review, yours (and Kingsboi's) were the only ones I took heed of. What did you mean when you said, "Write about more relevant s*** next time?"
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 | Owantjaaaa I love your #orchid avatar yo.So much swag
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 | coneren greatest of all time yeah **** off jay z
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| fromtheinside i sent you my link on plug. did you see it before you left?
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| GiaNXGX always read it as 'i love avatar' hehe, been reading the silmarillion lately and noticed the connection - was like, ohhhh.... john's username, oh. lol
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| GiaNXGX i get it you're a tolkien fan
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 | Ire the tape is blue. i want the abillity to rate the new coheed a 2.3 too
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| Ire i have yr avatar on cassette sup
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 | johnnydeking29 Man, I've been faux since day 1 (am digging Nevermore too hard atm to really care though lol), btw my review comment was only at that description; I thought your review was cool (even though I disagree), but seriously wtf is "legitimately fun" meant to mean
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| GiaNXGX nice sweet smoke rating bruv
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 | greg84 It isn't as easy as it seems.
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| greg84 I don't actually say it to every staffer, but great taste in music bro. Keep it up!
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| Spare oh man oh man that would rule
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 | Keyblade yo, sorry about being late with this. took me a while to get home. here's Forgive Me's debuthttp://www.mediafire.com/?etdbg20dkrv24lu
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| fromtheinside great coheed review. let's get to the hard stuff here though. curseworship tells me you're a real man. how dare you see a LaD concert without me... much love, fromyourinside
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| Spare goddamn filter, just go to johnlithgoat.bandcamp.com
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| Spare http://johnlithgoat.bandcamp.com/album/who-gives-a-****-nowhere !!!!!!!!!
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| Spare hanson do u wanna listen to my band's new record
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| GiaNXGX yeh, cool maine have fun. taj mahal travelers also good
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| GiaNXGX The Red Krayola, Dr. Strangely Strange, Jandek, Natural Snow Buildings, some stuff by Fairport Convention (at their most free-folk, not deliberately redundant compositionally-wise ala TEB), Sun City Girls. Also get: The Incredible String Band, John Fahey/Robbie Basho (if you're interested in American primitivism.)
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| klap John Kiss My Dick Hanson
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 | Winsomniac You do NOT have a league of legends fairy as your avatar... I don't know you.
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 | Tyrael gems are truly outrageous bro
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 | slipnslide list evaporated i know ur superheating plans
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| slipnslide why not a 5 it makes no sense you rep that album hard get over it thx
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 | CrackTheSkye Go to: www.poisoncityrecords.com/vinylmp3UPC: PCR063CODE: WWL8XIW7101
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| Mewcopa0 Hey, I was wondering whether you were still planning on reviewing our album Excursion? We aren't in any hurry really, so if you're busy at the moment that's ok.
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 | Hep Kat hay i posted on ur rex list/. hey
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 | GnarlyShillelagh found a link already up, it should be the right one: http://www.mediafire.com/?e0ilgx3c1czzxrc
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 | Trebor17 At least your hip hop piece isn't goldenrod
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| Trebor17 It looks like a fruity biohazard sign
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| Trebor17 You have the most balanced pie chart I've ever seen holy s***
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| Winsomniac When I'm in the pit, I'm gonna punch and kick
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 | Streams What's the story behind your username?
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 | Omaha Sounds like a good agenda. =] I was always a fan of your older reviews, and it's good to know you're with us again. You got me into Trophy Scars, after all!
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| Omaha The question on America's mind: what brought John Hanson back to Sputnikmusic?
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| Aids yeah idk I liked it but it's just not a hype train I like being a part of. I'm usually an integral part of like 95% of sput-hype-trains so it's nice to take a rest every once in a while. The thing is, Swans seems like they'd be a band I could love, but I'm having a hard time getting to to their music (I tried Annihilator, Songs for the Blind, and Filth too). probably just need more drugs idk.
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| Aids yeah, I'm not a full-on sput-fag like I used to be. I don't get the hype for The Seer. It sounds like all their other albums (sort of) but no one went off about those. Well, very few people went off about those. anyway, t-swift is my s***, step off.
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 | TMobotron Hey man just wanted to say it's awesome to see you putting out reviews again. When I first got into this site years ago just lurking I read a ton of your reviews but also remember reading comments from you and chan and those dudes in some of the sputnik-worshipped skramz threads which helped me get into that stuff. Anyway I hope you keep at it, nice to see Comadre on the front page.
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 | Lambda Yeah... I dunno, I guess it's just not my thing. I appreciate parts but I find a lot of it really irritating.
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| Mewcopa0 There is a free download on the bandcamp page now. A staff review would be great but either way, thanks for showing interest mang!
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 | KILL dude download it geddy has enough billz he wont mind
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| Mewcopa0 Meh oh well, I guess it's better that way anyways.
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| Mewcopa0 http://www.4shared.com/rar/5C_rJuPA/Bulwark_-_Excursion_2013_.html? the password for the rar is: eggs
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 | Jom I didn't. You should be able to access it now. I will for realsies remove your access if you don't do anything interesting, though!
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| Adabelle No, they're not bad, they were just, okay and nothing more. I don't know Comadre besides Bones and Trainwreck split soz. And I just copied my rym rating for now (if you look on there, you'll see my rating system is unusual), I think that is everything
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| Adabelle Lol why did you expect that? If 4 of the first 5 tracks weren't so average/decent (obvz not Summercide) I would probably have given it a higher rating coz the second half is brilliant. Alternatively, you review it and I'll up my rating coz this is sputnik
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 | pianotuna just got done listening to the whole album and it seemed fitting :3
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 | Fort23 "wow i need to post more people arent putting me on these lists anymore"not only that, i dont know half these niggas.
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 | 666Micrograms Rec. me some good emo in the vein of Joshua Fit For Battle, Ampere, Orchid, etc. I'm new to the genre after bring lost deep in the valley of Metal for a long time.
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| Hep Kat so now that the mars volta have broken up n s*** and you have nothing to live for, what are you going to live for hanson? what. are. you. going. to. live. for. hanson? hanson, maybe?
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| Ire ok i guess that's not cool now that u actually are. im sorry man fa;sdkfwemc keep proggin (or whatev)
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| Ire sup emeritus
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 | Xenophanes damn your earlier tmv and coheed reviews are part of the reason I'm a member of this site rip
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| Adabelle You still listen to them? Oh sweet, rep Hanson. What about Le Pre Ou Je Suis Mort? ;)
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| Adabelle Just dropping by to thank your former self for writing an excellent soundoff for an The Death of Anna Karina album, goodbye
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| KILL ok i am pissed because it seems no staff is man enough to review the new rush but you are the last hope i know you dig em but has the post hardcore corrupted your once great mind? such a question i fear to remain unanswered in my quest to rush glory
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| KILL Out of Genre: 2In Genre: 4For its Time: 4These Days: 2.5Instrumentally: 3Vocally/Lyrically: 2Influence Level: 4.5Personally: 2.5
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 | Scoot http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=177373
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 | Irving Y U LONG TIME NO REVIEW!?
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| Hep Kat u r useless 2 me than!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Hep Kat please come back and help me fix this site. please. plz.
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 | lassebuch From seeing what kind of music you like, i'm pretty sure that you'll enjoy Birthgiving Toadhttp://soundcloud.com/birthgiving-toadI'm in the band. Only member. You're very welcome to review one of the albums
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 | wabbit nigga do you play starcraft 2?
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| Omaha Lol I was on the Darkness, Oh Hell page on RateYourMusic and I saw a review of yours :P
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 | darkbunny You are still my favorite staffer by far. God damn.
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| Aids yeah I've been jamming it so hard. 4.5 for sure.
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 | ferociouslettuce s*** gets really confusing when the internet no longer knows which username is the one your trying to use
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| Aids Burn Your Bones rules hard
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 | south_of_heaven 11 speaking of loving metal, I can't stop listen to "Death for My Birthday" by Say Anything.
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| Scoot pattern against user
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| KILL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzDOlyFNdRg
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| KILL do you like hellwitch
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| KILL its hip to be square
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 | BaselineOOO I only end up listening to albums I love because I'm stealing Rasputin's taste, which is the greatest of all music sites over the internet.
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| BaselineOOO That is because I have no morals! but then again I hate myself for doing this but I'm not taking any actions for fun's sake.
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| BaselineOOO It's YOUR FAULT sputnik and rym became like this, only yours!
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| BaselineOOO So let's say, if the illuminati will take control over your country you will simply give up? You're the worst.
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| BaselineOOO I only use sputnik for troll ratings, rym is ftw!
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| BaselineOOO 3 for me is like 4.5 for most people don't worry
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 | rasputin i dont even know, i didnt think i posted that much either. you're still beating me on forum posts though!
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| Jash the feelings never too much with you, its always juuuusssssstttttttttttt right;)
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