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User
Reviews 168
Approval 93%
Soundoffs 231
News Articles 5
Band Edits + Tags 46
Album Edits 71
Album Ratings 1662
Objectivity 86%
Last Active 12-25-20 6:48 am
Joined 03-29-06
Review Comments 0
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 | Fort23 I?m gonna best you up forreal
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| Fort23 Whatever happened to this herb
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 | Lavair Hey SOAD is coming back
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 | Polyethylene you 5'd MPP and yet you 1.5'd Symbols how can you simultaneously have such wonderful and awful taste
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 | Dancedrewdance I just read your scab dates review, best review I have read on this site by far!
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 | danielito19 I'm officially petitioning you to change your rating of Bomb the Music Industry! - Vacation. you need to bump it up to 5 stars.
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 | ValarMorghulis thats funny i just started watching heroes again today after all these years
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 | EaglesBecomeVultures i concur with the below - you let me know when you're craving that spotted cow mezzfam
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| danielito19 you've been on this site twice as long as i have; was the userbase ever tolerable?
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 | BMDrummer Why do you have Celtic Frost's Cold Lake 5'd? Most people hate that album, do you actually like it? Not being rude, just wondering.
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 | Relinquished in the past, present, and future. i c u. we all c u. but let's just leave it as it is, you prob won't even communicate with me or hype after this.
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| Relinquished i got not beef wit u hanson honestly u cool but just know that bein staff aint nothing to be condescending about
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| Relinquished why are you putting up a front?? I thought you "have stopped caring what the internet thinks". if what u say is true then let go of the staff tag. you're slackin hard and it shows on your reviews or lack thereof.
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| Relinquished keep spoutin whiteboi u can't talk with all your wasted years on your belt. at least your boyfriend chan moved on.
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 | Veldin haha, I understand. I'm glad to hear it lives up to expectations. Bad Luck is one of my favorite LPs ever.
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| Veldin Can you send me the mp3 of Holy Vacants? I've preordered the vinyl and Cd, but I can't wait any longer! : )
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 | silentstar hey, good discussion on anime. we don't seem to agree on a lot but you're cool
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 | CaptainDooRight Hey there. I appreciated the info you shared with me anime. You seem to quite experienced and opinionated, which I really like! I've heard a lot of recommendations but I'd greatly value yours, if you don't mind.
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 | Spare john plz i need your approval
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 | LambsBread dont know what your problem is tbh. i come in and say the past american family model worked better than the present and you freak out and call me all this s***. you are a bigot my man. If you actually wanna debate, thats fine, just stop assuming the worst out of me in the absence of you being able to form a coherent argument.
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 | SadAndHolyGlow Sorry, I just saw your comment on my Caution Children review. I'm in the same boat. I ordered it on vinyl, cassette, and CD. Just cuz I'm crazy like that. I have that much faith in it.
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 | Electric City enjoy! you're on the precipice of a major musical discovery. excited for you!!!!
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 | Frippertronics yeah, i get that. I'll probably even it out to the point where half of my stuff is new music. I plan on applying for staff my senior year, so I have time to improve.
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| Frippertronics Will do. Thanks again. I was planning on reviewing the new Swans LP when it comes out, so that's one new album for now.
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 | Hep Kat i dont even know who that kid is. i get him confused with like 3-4 other nincompoops who joined around the same time as him constantly
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| Hep Kat okay man, jom said i gotta got on y'all about this, but we need some fresh punk blood on the staff bro. seriously. id ont mean any of this folk punk crap, i mean some raw ass s*** namsayin? i came to you second: adam thomas was first. we need your support brah
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 | YakNips I'm sorry I snapped at you last night. That song has a very personal connection with me.
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 | fromtheinside if you so choose to jam with us 'the reviewer formally known as hanson'
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| Spare troubledmedium.bandcamp.com
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| Spare hansun did you ever get round to hearin my new cd
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 | steveaoki wut do u mean john. i love you even if we've never met
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 | dimsim3478 Not Deviant. but some other guy named Dev[random number]. The post was transphobic, so it was removed.
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| Hep Kat it's okay you weren't around when I wrote it. But yeah yo I can't get into it. I've never really liked against me very much, which sucks because my wife is a ****ing enormous fan of theirs. She's one of those plan it x types
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| Hep Kat you are the biggest against me fanboy ever. i ripped off your white crosses summary in my aquabats review and NOONE GOT THE REFERENCE
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 | GiaNXGX make use of yr magic finger in the [are and see]
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| Hep Kat tbh i only listened to that album once on spotify and i dont remember much of it because i was BARRED OUT but idk man it didnt rly GRAB and rip my scrotum off namsayin
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 | Realm aw nice name comment on ma list ok tyvm
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 | wacknizzle Heck yeah dude. To Whisper In Tongues was my jam in high school. I Died 20 Times In 1986 m/ "Let's restart this ****ing war!"
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 | theredbaron Hi dude, i liked your review for vaya from atdi, im kind obsessed with "proxima centauri", the main reason of i joined spuntink is to get some advice from you about similar bands that have the style of proxima centauri with that speed, no too punk, with that screamed chorus and and the riff time changing melodies... plss!!! can you give some bands?? =O))
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 | luci sry I'm a dick at times. I'm no better than anyone who takes out their frustration online :x
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| fromtheinside https://www.facebook.com/saferwaters THERE ARE NO OTHER EXCUSES
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| fromtheinside you never added me on fbok - that's my abbv of fbook - :( i can't think of a touche amore song to help in this sorrow, the only reason i knew you were online was cause i read your awesome recent trivium review. again, :(
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 | CK If you like the hip-hop side of Listener the most, you should check out this album: http://doradorovitch.bandcamp.com/album/tap-waterIt's basically depressing indie hip-hop ish stuff.
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 | Rev gr8 avatar hanson.
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 | somnolence http://olewnick.blogspot.com/2013/04/jakob-ullmann-fremde-zeit-addendum-4.html?m=1 ( ;
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 | Willie It just popped into my head and I was curious about what came of it.
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| Willie Maybe I missed it, but did you get hooked up for the Captain, We're Sinking concert in June? Did you do an interview?
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 | MO your rating for the new gorguts album makes me happy
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| fromtheinside i srsly called that. i said, hanson is probably swimming the grand canyon of vag. take that however you want...
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 | Adabelle I like how you ignored the brutal death band and the band called Date Rape, staying classy...
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| Adabelle *i see that you're rating albums no one cares about ~cool~
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 | for real doe you should check out necro dogg
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| dude reviews have been disappearing lately, headphones reviewed goatlord last night! and it gotd! i was drunk and ive never been so upset since like prob 2006
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| did you review necro dogg??
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 | pribosse http://necrodogg.bandcamp.com/album/spontaneous-combustion
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 | omnipanzer Wabbit wouldn't know, I only blow dudes worth my time. Did you get a chance to check out that Glockenwise album?
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 | Ire hey dummy didn't u review that Beyonce album 2 years ago
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 | Jom Today, I learned that you know what subscribed threads are.
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 | ChrisSkramz just an question i see that you dig an artist album how can i do it ? thanks :)
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| omnipanzer Something else for you to check out if you get a sec: The Glockenwise - Leeches
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| omnipanzer It was announced on a fed small trade blogs and on their home page but that's about it. I only found out about it because it got posted on a blogspot I frequent.
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| omnipanzer Well I have the 43 track version I'm not sure what that is... :-/
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| omnipanzer Not sure if this is slated for a review or not but I thought I would bring it to your attention that this came out. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AYUS5Y4
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 | Jash ILU2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
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 | BaselineOOO I've been noticing ur stalking; I'm not the most lesbian of all time but I like hugging girls so come here u ;d
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| BaselineOOO who cares about me lel, this is all about u babe
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| Spare unmastered version up here http://tomdenton.bandcamp.com/ but will be up at sweetteens.bandcamp.com once it's got album art and s***!
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| Spare so in the next couple weeks my housemate is gonna release the best ****in album you ever heard js
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 | Atari i think this is kind of similar to captain, we're sinking if you want to check it out
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=68439
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 | oltnabrick have you heard 'Exclusive Audio Footage' from Clipse?
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 | keyokeyo Still waiting on that Trinidad Jame$ review
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 | Lakes. i'm a fanboy what can i say
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| fromtheinside wow way to be wrong about the new ntnl. you're right, you're late. i forgive u tho. maybe
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| Atari Apart from my summary do u have any criticisms of the review itself? Trying to improve my writing
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 | Samshine thats what you get when your on a site full of virgin males
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 | xxm We don't see eye to eye on everything but your still one of the funniest guys on here so have a good night.
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 | Mewcopa0 it's been a while hehe, do you know if you can still do that Bulwark review? if not that's ok, i might be able to find some one else to do it.
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| Adabelle A little birdy tols me your fave band when you wre 16 was panic at the disco, qt. lets have banies
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 | silentpotato actually ive been looking for something to fill in between game of thrones, waiting for the last season of misfits, and waiting on the new marvel and dc blocks and thought that show looked dec so i will!
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| silentpotato HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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| silentpotato not pleb just super honest which is cool. never got huge into yndi halda. also not as big into godspeed as most people seem to be, that being said, i cried at every climax when i saw them live haha. im sure you know my fav song
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| silentpotato well yeah i mean subjectively of course so the emotional answer is what i was looking for. sad ass choice man ouch my soul haha.
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| silentpotato if u haad to chose what would u say your favorite song of all time ever is
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| silentpotato awe yeah i feel you man i know those. songs with that sort of connection are just unparalleled no matter wat
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| silentpotato that song is probs in my top 10 all time forevs
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| silentpotato i mean that song is ok its all catchy and stuff but when it cums to deerhunter for me if it isnt he would have laughed then its not he would have laughed and im pissed.
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| silentpotato haha its a cover of a solange song if u know who that is. anyway yeah blood oranage is awesome. im basically just spamming you with his s*** now so feel free to ignore but i just found this song and never knew it existed before and it just kind of blew my mind; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6byoavf3OA its very ****ing strange and then it sneaks up and punches u in the nuts when u dont know wtf. but yeah ill be back on the chat at the end of the month when schoo is over
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| silentpotato ye but its got a tad of a rnb vibe like as far as pretty much anything i listen to goes. and yeah definitely loves will be fallen into. this 1 thick enuff 4 u? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2hm8ujHkuU cuz dat bass b thick as some chunky black booty if u ask me. and haha i usualyl go on fb chat but just lately ive been busy and just havent been turnin it on so i dont have to deal with certain people trying to talk to me 24/7
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| silentpotato 1:55 into that blood orange song is just like wow i have acquired all the vaginas
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| silentpotato ****ing break. R AND B NOTE im more into this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6y1-erVEw
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| silentpotato pretty much gonna get laid no matter what when u bust that s*** out. also on a more poppy and kind of r
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| silentpotato hey thats cool man i feel u, this is what i get down 2 tho; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c4l4UNorYU
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| silentpotato good point i still like that last song but was just not expecting it. and hahahahah word well it was fun i like listening to s*** music sometimes and i mean yeah i gave new jt a 3.5/5 there are songs that tickle my gooch but definitely not as keen on it as a lot of peeps. also i like the weeknd n stuff so i dunno i like some s*** i guess
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| silentpotato i mean 100% it a lot to ask for im maybe like 49% gay could probably be tilted in the right direction with a little push if u know what i mean ;]. and yeah that was definitely a highlight of the album. the last song was hella ****ing weird vibe change kind of weird mario s*** goin on lol. and this r kelly song is a thing eh?
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| silentpotato omg the stand up bass and vox and everything about Year of My Solistice gets me lit
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| silentpotato so instead of asking her to do sexual things to me i said 'hi'
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| silentpotato i dunno dude she gypsy's pretty hard we were at da club wit the trap muziks playing and she was all like GYPSY HANDS and i was like yeah do that to my body plz
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| silentpotato cool man im gonna ask her to marry me in india in a text message right now will probably ask if she is down wth anal first and maybe tell her im looking for a stay at home mom with no interests who can abandon her dreams so that i can have a fresh sandwhich waiting at home for me after work every night. and i dunno man sounds a little foreward maybe u should just smile at her some more and try moving your hand from her hand to her bum real quick if shes into it then ask her out
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| silentpotato should i ask her to marry me and eat a goats heart together in the desert high on ayehuasca
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| silentpotato agreed so i met this girl she has dreads and she likes cats and she dances like a floaty gypsy goddess and i think im in like with her what do i do
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| silentpotato jk i hrd a song or like 20 seconds of it or sumthin
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| silentpotato do it show me stuff all the time i will surprise you probably even like wil wagner if i had even hear him
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| silentpotato i left you a little present in the similar artists category
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| silentpotato ah damn u know me too well i just finished filing it safely away under the 'other' category. also its not about showing sputnik good 'other' music, its about satiating my endless thirst for egotistical validation by lesser beings
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| silentpotato ur comment got cut off. dude tse tse and invitation are so good. this brings gypsy swag hard and tse tse has some oriental swag goin on this is SO ****ING ARTSY. but ye holy **** yeah buddy. aand i rate everything because i am the greatest user of all time and my reach is boundless
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| silentpotato gonna add this to the database, take credit for discovering it by entering some irrelevant similar artist, 4 it, dig it, and plug it onto my next list
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| silentpotato this is artsy as **** bro i didnt know you were alternative
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| silentpotato i take it you arent FEELING IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT?
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| silentpotato could you say maybe that you've been waiting for this moment all your life?...... *starswipez*
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| Jash I wasn't expecting wubs when I went into it, it's just kind of boring. Aside from Take A Fall For Me (because RZA kills it and says quid which most people won't even understand) and Voyeur (so dancy and those sliding synth chords are AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) everything sounds the same
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| Spare my savings r like 20 bucks
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| Spare ah man glad yall like it tho
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| Spare should be in the download b
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| Spare john u wanna listen to my record i made it's here troubledmedium.bandcamp.com
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 | Emim Well we can talk about turtles. Turtles are cool.
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 | demigod! yea idk where else to look rly but i found a ton of great entry level s*** that i wasn't aware ofit's better for 90's metalcore shiz, been a ****in gold mine for me
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| demigod! i was just scrolling through the emo charts and the name caught my eye. Been finding a ton of pretty sweet old 90s emo/screamo/metalcore that wayalso stumbled upon your RYM account through the Julia page, lol
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| demigod! ****in right man im loving that album so much, gotta love RYM haha
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 | ITsHxCTOASTER I can appreciate your rating and soundoff for Tyler Brown it is acceptable
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 | Aids these are quite good calculations, quite good indeed
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 | ReturnOfTheDnor da fuq. change your avatar. I slaved over that ms paint picture
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 | XGX it's ****ing amazing isn't it, m/
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| XGX Siekiera - Nowa Aleksandrka. ilu JOhn
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| Aids yeah but weren't you against its hype or something? like you thought it was good but only gave it a 3 or something? idk, I was under the impression that you had gone all "hanson" over Sit Resist. I guess not, props.
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| Aids so glad you like Wheel, and I think I agree that it's better than Sit Resist (which was already like top 10 ever for me). I have an unhealthy obsession with this album, I just keep hitting repeat again and again and again. Ughhhhhhhhhhhh semen-stained review DEFINITELY pending.
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| fromtheinside bb HT misses you and your thugmatic swag. could lay new pipe down in and all around the room sometime soon.
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 | klap that is a borderline lie good sir unless you played against sobhi which i mean you're both staff i dk what to do
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| klap hey i thought being staff meant something but i guess all it really meant was i get a free KNIFE IN THE BACK
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| GiaNXGX trvth, i don't believe in dogmas i read a lot of divergent views (be it philosophical, religious, scientifical) and make my own set of paradigms tbh lol
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 | atrink When's that lydia review coming? lol
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| GiaNXGX John, do you believe there's a god watching us, keeping time balanced?
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 | plane have you heard iron lung yet? album proper is solid as ****, but merged with noise companion takes it to another level
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| EaglesBecomeVultures dude look at this alt sniper made it's incrediblehttp://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/antigovseacreature
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 | Underflow Alright, thanks man. Also, do you know how to get links to function for the source? The [url][/url] bbc code doesn't seem to work.
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| Underflow Hey, is a band's Facebook page an acceptable reference for a sputnik news article, or does the info need to come from some sort of publication?
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 | Masochist Okay...so of all the negative comments I got about that '20/20' review, yours (and Kingsboi's) were the only ones I took heed of. What did you mean when you said, "Write about more relevant s*** next time?"
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 | owen I love your #orchid avatar yo.So much swag
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