Storm In A Teacup

Reviews 107
Approval 84%

Soundoffs 40
News Articles 196
Band Edits + Tags 23
Album Edits 11

Album Ratings 976
Objectivity 75%

Last Active 08-27-16 12:21 am
Joined 09-04-05

Forum Posts 4,029
Review Comments 14,843

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  • coneren THATS MY DADS SITE
    August 29 12:37 AM
  • coneren WWW.IANRULES.CA
    August 29 12:24 AM
  • coneren WWW.JEFF.ORG
    August 29 12:11 AM
    August 28 09:47 PM
  • coneren I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU
    August 28 06:23 PM
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    August 28 03:40 PM
    August 28 01:19 AM
  • coneren YES HELLO
    August 28 12:54 AM
  • Comatorium. I grabbed it from, not sure if it's anywhere else. Maybe kingdomleaks?
    August 27 09:30 AM
  • Futures yep it's a really solid album.
    August 26 04:24 PM
  • Futures oh nice! i really dig it might be part nostalgia but i recently relistened and dug it pretty hard still.
    August 26 03:20 AM
  • Futures haha. i haven'td my ratings in ****ing forever. probably got at least 100 or 150 to add.
    August 26 03:15 AM
  • SnakeDelilah says the man-child edgelord who literally posted on my shoutbox to indirectly say that i suck for no discernible reason
    August 19 12:27 PM
  • SnakeDelilah yeah I'm sorry I don't talk to cucks who unironically 5'd blurryface
    August 19 02:37 AM
  • SnakeDelilah wowowowowow an edge so sharp I can cut meats with ease!
    August 18 11:31 PM
  • KILL no i thought he was brown bread!
    August 15 02:14 PM
  • BlackMalachite Thank you so much! Only nine days until the new EP is released, and I'm super excited about that.
    August 11 12:20 AM
  • Tunaboy45 I'd love to see Chevelle overtake Tool in terms of popularity, but I think the fans are just too dedicated.
    July 17 06:06 PM
  • EyesWideShut yea man your not kidding... smh at KD and the whole Wade situation was a mess. looks like Russ is going to be on the move too.
    July 14 06:12 PM
  • EyesWideShut At this point im rooting for anybody thats gonna beat The Cavs.. Your Thunder played amazing this playoffs but if it goes to game 7, i really think the momentum changes back to GS.. Either way fuk Cleveland.
    May 28 01:10 PM
  • EyesWideShut yea the Spurs really looked their age at times, you guys were the better team.. and you won game 1 in GS.. When you guys use that "giant" lineup you'll give em a hard time.
    May 17 01:36 AM
  • BlackMalachite Hey dude, I'm sorry to hear about your ex-fiance.
    May 16 03:10 PM
  • EyesWideShut that should be a great series.. still got GS winning but SAS are not playing around, Pop got em ready.
    April 24 01:18 AM
  • EyesWideShut Curry did the Thunder dirty last night broski
    February 28 02:33 PM
  • blatho blatho.
    February 25 04:59 AM
  • Mort. "My dad raised me on zeppelin, the smiths, the undertones and dr feelgood he has better taste the 90% of the userbase me included" lol did you not get the joke when you quoted on me that?
    February 24 06:19 AM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal -_ -
    December 13 04:31 PM
  • SillyCaringRabbitPal does the storm originate from the teacup and expand out or is it all contained within the teacup itself
    December 12 01:43 AM
  • grindcorecore on the real though, i was trying to make a joke but sarcasm doesn't go across well on the internet
    November 25 03:28 AM
  • grindcorecore nah mate my chill is lost
    November 25 03:23 AM
  • TheGreatQ I saw you discovering Twenty One Pilots so I wanted to share a non-album track of theirs. It's one of my favourite things they've done.
    October 22 08:48 PM
  • SnakeDelilah so about that ATR review.....
    March 14 07:29 PM
  • Chin Someone told me about this lol. I don't know how could I have trolled any ratings. I submit my plead of innocence to the mods lol. Anyway..have a good one."I don't know how could I have trolled any ratings."i love you for that
    February 1 08:53 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Probably the ten Blood On The Dance Floor albums you have 1'd, that could get all your ratings wiped by the mods
    February 1 07:48 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Hey dude heads up someone reported you for troll ratings in the meds thread, you might wanna change some of them in case the mods decide to wipe them
    February 1 12:05 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot hey man you might be interested in this: - I'm friends with the guy and have gotten some solid post-hardcore recs from this particular write-up. lots of foreign albums on here
    January 27 01:26 PM
  • deathschool There's only room for one guy who pretends his name is Ian round these parts. And since you were here first, I guess I'll have to kill you and say it was an accident
    January 3 01:56 AM
  • Negator "both look far too immature for my spiritually ascended tastes." lol cant say i dont feel that way about some albums sometimes.
    October 13 03:47 AM
  • DrMaximus Haha, thanks boss
    September 7 01:25 AM
  • BMDrummer yeah, it's still kind of a mystery why he left. my guess is ballstothewall's demotion, but he got unbanned recently
    September 4 08:13 PM
  • BMDrummer well of course he left months ago, but i wasn't really active when he was alive
    September 4 08:03 PM
  • BMDrummer damn your shoutbox is old, got an andcas comment
    September 4 07:54 PM
  • schoonda I have a feeling you'll enjoy their debut.
    December 22 12:55 AM
  • andcas lmao
    December 22 12:50 AM
  • KILL shes hot dude
    December 20 12:30 PM
  • Hep Kat Like you do all the s*** that a real nigga don't/All that s*** that a real nigga won't
    December 20 11:04 AM
  • Hep Kat story scout 4eva
    December 20 10:56 AM
  • schoonda did you ever end up checking Deaf Havana's older stuff?
    December 15 10:20 PM
  • SnakeDelilah yay
    December 6 10:23 PM
  • andcas don't tell me what to do
    November 28 12:41 AM
  • Ecnalzen Satellite Years hasn't quite clicked with me yet. Love Hope Magnetic tho.
    November 18 03:38 PM
  • bloc Okay I'll give you a few that I like from this year that flew under the radar: Submotion Orchestra - 1968 EP, Sainthood Reps - Headswell, Au Revoir Simone - Move in Spectrums, World's Fair - Bastards Of The Party, Tripwires - Spacehopper, and Feathers (US) - If All Now Here
    November 14 07:40 PM
  • Winsomniac it at B
    October 29 08:57 PM
  • Winsomniac One of these days, I'm going to irreparably train your dog to wag its tail fiercely and directly at your balls. Seriously though, grats, that sounds utterly blissful. Stand still and pout a bit at B
    October 29 08:57 PM
  • Trebor. I was at the actual I heard a voice show dude
    October 22 02:22 AM
  • Activista anti-MTV Yeah, nice. Been trying to rate/listen to more albums. Any recs? Maybe newer/more recent albums that you like?
    October 21 12:27 AM
  • Deviant. Better?
    October 17 07:32 PM
  • Activista anti-MTV hey man, we got similar music tastes...
    October 16 07:42 AM
  • Foxhound im just fannin ur flames bra
    August 24 06:59 PM
  • conesmoke Prawn in a teacup
    July 17 10:21 PM
  • NeoSpaz Not too much man, just chilling out, doing s*** all. Good life. But it's been rough lately, so I'm feeling it, ahah
    June 14 08:54 PM
  • Ecnalzen Heck yeah, man! I remembered reading about it way back when, but they didn't have a release date and then I came across it late last week. I've heard most of it; I really like it so far.
    June 11 12:55 PM
  • NeoSpaz how was the cold harsh landscape of non-sputnik land?
    June 11 06:03 AM
  • NeoSpaz welcome back!
    June 11 05:30 AM
  • Ecnalzen Dude... The new boysetsfire comes out tomorrow. I am extra, super stoked about it.
    June 10 05:26 PM
  • Trebor. I got banned once, but I can't really remember if I could rate albums. I don't think I could actually.
    April 21 02:31 PM
  • Hep Kat link me ur if u have one
    April 20 07:41 AM
  • HillaryClitTounge nm nm whats good man? never heard of that guy, who would u compare him to?
    April 20 04:19 AM
  • NeoSpaz hey man, could you check out my current swell review? cheeeers
    April 18 09:05 AM
  • YankeeDudel Ha I thought it was known we just **** with each other. Cheers man
    April 18 07:34 AM
  • CaptainDooRight no worries bro, no stress, just chronic
    April 12 08:34 PM
  • CaptainDooRight new album is done nig -
    April 2 02:46 PM
  • bloc Haha, a compliment is a compliment I guess!
    April 1 04:36 PM
  • bloc Bwaha really? That just made my day.
    April 1 04:01 PM
  • demigod! i find that hard to believe i mean aren't they like pop rock? tbh i've never really listened to them.
    April 1 03:58 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy nice where u goin
    March 26 04:22 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy great dude im workin days now how are you
    March 26 03:37 PM
  • Samshine Thanks dude, just spent the last half an 45 listening to the satellite years, not too shabbs. Could see myself getting into them.
    March 20 05:49 PM
  • Samshine freshly 21 actually and I haven'td that s*** in ages
    March 19 03:14 PM
  • breakingthefragile Post-hardcore isn't commonly my thing, but I'll give em both a listen.
    March 11 10:52 AM
  • Atari nice man. i have a signed copy of their self titled album. their new stuff isn't quite as good but sticks and stones and the self titled are amazing IMO
    March 8 08:42 PM
  • Ecnalzen I totally agree with you about Disturbed, but I was asking you about your 3 for AoF - Watch Out, lol.
    March 7 03:19 PM
  • Curse. Weird, because it's their best album haha
    March 6 09:06 PM
  • MMX I'm on my Catfish Billy s***
    March 5 10:35 PM
  • SuicidalPrincess Yeah An Ocean Between Us is amazing =) who r ur fave bands??? xx
    March 4 07:45 AM
  • ihavehadaguystalkingmerecently maybe later
    March 1 09:44 PM
  • nash1311 Lol at this point I dont even remember what I said
    February 28 10:43 PM
  • SuicidalPrincess I don't know the individual songs, sorry!!! ='( what about you
    February 27 07:10 PM
  • JokineAugustus I saw your post about being spaced out at the girl on that list. Same thing actually happened to me the other day. Us guys just tend to think slower generally, not that we are dumb, and we get all the flak because of it it seems.
    February 25 10:37 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk agreed hardual
    February 24 05:51 AM
  • silentpotato your album, Benjamin Francis Leftwich-Last Smoke Before the Snowstorm
    February 20 02:38 AM
  • Winsomniac As someone who knows the incredible pain of attempting to sputnik on iOS, here:
    February 12 10:42 AM
  • johnnydeking29 I'm gonna get it soon, but there's a s***load of other stuff I wanna hear first
    February 11 03:54 PM
  • johnnydeking29 Life is incomplete. Gonna jam Glassjaw's debut, Daisy and some other stuff first tho
    February 11 02:20 PM
  • johnnydeking29 I will return when I have heard No World for Tomorrow...
    February 11 02:16 PM
  • johnnydeking29 Bro, are you still sputnik's Coheed and Cambria champion? Am up for a showdown :P
    February 11 01:58 PM
  • foxxxythnksustnk k-os, canadian rap dude was popular round here when joyful rebellion came out
    February 8 02:59 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk new k-os?
    February 8 02:56 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk pr-lovehatetragedy
    February 8 02:53 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup I really want to though. I just need to sit down sometime and work on it. Now wouldn't be a bad time actually.
    February 8 02:50 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk u havent reviewed in a while
    February 8 02:46 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk yea its a stupid feature i wish it would die everything is a 5 as long as they try their best i still love them
    February 8 02:29 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk i never will
    February 8 02:24 AM
  • MysteriousNewUser if u hadnt guessed dude its skeletor :)
    February 6 06:42 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk im sick of that s***
    January 27 06:58 AM
  • foxxxythnksustnk who tfd ur list???
    January 27 06:52 AM
  • bullymong hey Storm dude (its skeletor) howve you been recnetly man?
    December 17 05:38 AM
  • coneren good ty how have you been
    December 17 04:44 AM
  • coneren hello how are you
    December 17 04:37 AM
  • _Shirt_-PRE-ORDER-/PKG001360
    October 24 02:34 AM
  • ThunderNeutral21 This is the album Anberlin has always been capable of making. I can't say if nostalgia will eventually keep me from preferring this over Cities, but I have to admit this is the strongest overall album Anberlin has ever made. A must listen in 2012.
    October 17 05:39 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy youre on the right track!
    October 15 02:36 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy youre a writer you should always be depressed or you wont make anything worth s***
    October 15 02:34 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy you alright bro? luv u
    October 15 02:27 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dude it rules glad you agree how are you
    October 15 02:23 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy REALLY
    October 12 04:37 AM
  • UORawker Hey, are you going to the Dallas or Houston UO farewell tour date?
    October 10 12:48 PM
  • AnthonyFartano noniggerallowinthatdebuthewsaythathewantsntno
    October 9 07:08 PM
  • DarthMann yay@
    October 9 03:18 PM
  • Gyromania going to review new coheed?
    October 7 02:45 AM
  • Stokes nice reply in ur own shoutbox dummy, and no u said i had a small penis when i said i hoped u'd died so u turned it on me, are you really that much of an idiot wow clearly yes you are ****
    September 16 08:33 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup Idk you told me to stop turning this on you...BUT wasn't it you who turned this on me when I talked about your small penis
    September 15 04:13 PM
  • Stokes are you 12
    September 15 09:59 AM
  • Stokes you clearly care because you're still responding to 10 words with 100
    September 14 09:49 PM
  • Stokes hahaha stop trying to turn this on me you spanner
    September 14 09:03 PM
  • Stokes your constant self-reassurance is hilarious, barely anybody likes you yet you continue to tell yourself otherwise. i await my next 500 word essay.
    September 14 03:49 PM
  • Stokes the increasing length of your replies shows you're pretty mad dude, but dont worry you'll get over your self-esteem issues and that inferiority complex you have
    September 14 03:03 PM
  • Stokes thank you for taking the time to send two messages hours apart and taking me really seriously, so once again, it is you who appears mad
    September 13 09:13 PM
  • Stokes fun as in making the sites worst alts and hanging around with the sites worst users? i'm alright thanks, stay mad though.
    September 13 05:53 PM
  • Stokes lol you get mad easily you really are a terrible user
    September 13 05:42 PM
  • DarthMann haha bro i was just messing cos i saw lukes post, and lol yeah its Ben but you can call me Darth if ud like
    September 5 07:02 AM
  • DarthMann add me on fb
    September 4 03:14 AM
  • Recspecs Get on facebook we need to talk lol.
    September 2 10:59 PM
  • EyesWideShut yo u ever hear these Nas unreleased compilations. Alot of these songs are better than some of the tracks that made albums.
    August 25 11:00 PM
  • skeletorissatan You got anything on youtube i can check out, brother?
    August 25 12:01 PM
  • Damrod Thanks, glad you like it =) We're working on an EP, still got vocals and mixing on the to-do list
    August 24 07:09 AM
  • foxxxy you should visit me in other threads man im the same yo
    August 24 06:05 AM
  • Recspecs Damn I know I was hoping he was gone for good and all of a sudden he pops up like what the ****?
    August 24 12:04 AM
  • skeletorissatan are you in a band Storm?
    August 21 05:00 PM
  • skeletorissatan are you in a band Storm?
    August 21 04:59 PM
  • foxxxy liek yo bitch how da fuk we meet
    August 21 01:47 AM
  • breakingthefragile Most albums I listen to only twice, There's a lot I've listened to only once. If I really love an album and it becomes a personal favorite I'll obviously come back to it a lot. There's not that many bands as one would think in my ratings as well, I'm a completest, so I'll listen to a band's entire discography, all compilations albums included, so that's one of the reasons why there's so many ratings.
    August 18 04:18 PM
  • breakingthefragile I'm only 18. As I've told other people, for the past 5 - 6 years I decided to dedicate my life to music, and my idea of that commitment was about 7 albums every day. Now that I just found out about sputnik this year, I actually have a place to put my ratings. Had a lot of time on my hands. This pretty much covers it though, I think I've just about rated every album I've heard in its entirety.
    August 18 03:47 PM
  • EyesWideShut "A drug dealer's dreamStash CREAM keys on a triple beamFive hundred SL green, ninety-five nickle gleamCondominium, thug dressed like a gentlemanTailor made ostrich, Chanel for my women friend"
    August 18 01:53 PM
  • Chilly-Bean-Bop Of course I know who you are haha I'm just surprised you remembered me after all this time...unreal. Hope you're doing good as well!
    August 18 05:23 AM
  • Sniff What ever happened to getting back about DSHS?
    August 17 07:41 PM
  • andcas yes sir.
    August 17 04:04 PM
  • Chilly-Bean-Bop shoutboxed me on july 2...was that this year? cause I haven't been on this profile in a few years hahah and I haven't written a review in SEVERAL years
    August 16 10:54 PM
  • Recspecs Review The Weaks End.
    August 12 06:43 PM
  • Damrod There's more in the pipe, we recorded nine new songs that go in a more sophisticated direction in terms of technique and songwriting (think Strung Out as rough direction). But we still have to do vocals and master the whole stuff, and that's still taking some time.
    August 12 07:23 AM
  • Damrod Awesome, just what I love to hear. ;-D I know the producing problem, I never really got the time to record stuff at home in a decent and usable manner. I lack the know-how, not the equipment. A shame actually.I don't know how many years back you mean. If you mean the metalcore band, that's a clear no. But my punk band is already going for four, almost five years so that would be a resounding "yes". You can hop over to to see our ugly mugs and stream some songs.
    August 12 07:21 AM
  • Damrod Sounds interesting. What direction are you going with your stuff genre wise?
    August 10 05:13 AM
  • philoniouspurp Had to shoutbox u. Noticed the Lupe Fiasco rating
    August 9 08:12 PM
  • Damrod Nice! Yeah, still playing bass and doing backings and shouts in my band. You're active in a band too or are you doing a one man recording thing?
    August 9 03:40 PM
  • Damrod Hey man, I'm fine, how are you? Lots of work, not much Sputnik-spare-time, but apart from that all is a-ok. =)
    August 9 03:01 PM
  • wallofsound Storm I'm going to bust a wretched smegma in your ass while you masturbate to nickelback
    August 6 07:32 PM
  • silentpotato did you close your eyes while you re-invented me?
    July 29 12:37 PM
  • silentpotato i only got 1 alt and everyone knows its me, i have nearly 40k dont have time to **** around wit alts unless im banned
    July 29 12:26 PM
  • silentpotato of course i do but i have to stay true to my sput persona and my sput persona is constantly waging war with the likes of foxxxy and storm in a never ending battle of superiority complexes. who da **** is anthony fertona
    July 29 11:55 AM
  • silentpotato speak for yourself
    July 28 02:54 AM
  • CaptainDooRight Check my recent list bro
    July 27 04:50 AM
  • Trebor. Where the hell did that listening quote come from?
    July 12 08:57 PM
  • silentpotato finished my album;
    July 12 09:10 AM
  • silentpotato well u rock too bro 1 love keep it swag
    July 9 01:41 AM
  • silentpotato im not i just thought u were actually being a dick, my b dude
    July 8 10:37 PM
  • NotSoFast yo we should be friends
    July 8 08:02 PM
  • SpoonerMcgee wth the hell are you trying to say with your headline?..
    July 8 02:04 PM
  • silentpotato like come on man
    July 8 07:48 AM
  • silentpotato whats your problem i listen to a lot of music get over it
    July 8 06:53 AM
  • silentpotato "bro we listen to music to actually enjoy it instead of silent listening trying to make us give him " wat does this even mean
    July 8 05:55 AM
  • foxxxy dude nice luke talked about me yea 21 jump st ruled i love brie larson
    July 6 02:51 AM
  • Recspecs I am a doctor after all.
    July 4 03:24 PM
  • Recspecs Get 600 mg, throw it in a blender with some cognac and use the paste that is created as lube and viciously jerk off all over a picture of foxxxy any questions?
    July 4 01:57 PM
  • foxxxy hahaha right on bro have u ever heard metal machine music it is literally the best album ever
    June 29 05:54 AM
  • esther Hey man I noticed you like some of the same bands I do. I wrote and recorded an EP and I was wondering if you could review, rate, or even just listen to it. Here's a link:
    June 28 04:58 PM
  • andcas band is awesome.
    June 27 03:35 AM
  • Ire welcome 2 sputnik
    June 22 06:33 PM
  • Ire right but chan made an account called kripes after u changed. is it sad that i remember this s***?
    June 22 06:08 PM
  • Ire ask chan to give u the pass for kripes
    June 22 05:49 PM
  • Ire wag wag wag wag wag wag wag wag wag wga wag kripes wag wag wag wag wag wag wag wga wgaw
    June 22 03:23 PM
  • Ire ty even tho idk what ur referencing
    June 22 03:15 PM
  • NotSoFast whats with all the hate storm, ya a little bitch?
    June 21 01:27 PM
  • InvertTheInverted Stop bitching to the mods. I have an account so get over it. I have no alts, I don't spam neg your stuff, people neg'd your review because it ****ing sucks. I only neg'd it once and that wasn't a troll, I legitimately hated it. Grow up you stupid, non hipster ****.
    June 19 11:15 AM
  • Gyromania Actually, I just want to say this: it is most certainly hostile - read it again.
    June 18 01:20 AM
  • Willie I tried too. I tried all the different iTunes stores and did a few google searches. Sorry.
    June 18 01:15 AM
  • Deviant. Mimosa is just dubstep
    June 18 01:01 AM
  • foxxxy you ****
    June 18 12:18 AM
  • foxxxy some
    June 16 08:28 AM
  • foxxxy theyre both incredible
    June 16 01:35 AM
  • foxxxy hurry up and listen to doppelganger!
    June 15 09:20 AM
  • foxxxy really? whatd you think of zeitgeist
    June 13 03:06 AM
  • foxxxy do you like oceania
    June 13 02:57 AM
  • Thor everyone is just jealous
    June 9 09:39 AM
  • Tension hey its your bf on the side please call andcas a pencil dick in the sf thread i will laugh ty
    June 7 02:29 PM
  • its true
    June 5 02:38 PM
  • foxxxy haha that was you? he was ballin
    June 4 04:53 PM
  • coneren are they the pink floyd cover band
    June 2 08:51 PM
  • Maniac! linkage:
    June 1 05:29 PM

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