BlackwaterPork
Lord Pork
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Reviews 16
Approval 96%

Soundoffs 13
Album Ratings 1875
Objectivity 74%

Last Active 11-04-18 6:44 pm
Joined 08-11-17

Review Comments 4,390

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  • WretchedCacophony WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS GUY
    February 29 07:14 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Come back
    April 7 05:36 AM
  • Dedes Where are u man :(
    July 23 10:54 PM
  • Dedes Lmao I forgot to respond.Kinda Elderwind/Saor-like. They only have 1 album so far but man it's so ****ing cool.
    February 17 04:26 PM
  • Dedes Ever jam Cān Bardd
    February 11 01:28 AM
  • Dedes Yooo nice Behemoth always rules live
    February 10 01:15 AM
  • Dedes How's it goin' my dude
    February 4 05:02 PM
  • Dedes It was the force of the impending bullet shrapnel.
    November 25 05:09 PM
  • Dedes Panzerkitty ain't no lame cheat, he just got dat sweet aim dawg
    November 25 04:56 PM
  • Dedes DEI with honor.Panzerkitty has many confirmed kills...
    November 25 04:24 PM
  • Dedes I love it so much. One of my favorite photos maybe ever.
    November 25 04:18 PM
  • heck just been kinda busy with work and being dead inside. how you been man
    November 10 05:23 AM
  • Dedes Nah dude, even some non fans dig the new s***. They've kind of started shedding some of their dxc sound for a more blackened sludge/doom sound. Well, still with a lotta breakdowns ofc
    November 2 08:31 PM
  • Dedes You should jam new Black Tongue.They've managed to incorporate some wildly cool riffs with the whole slam djunfest s***
    November 2 01:07 AM
  • Kaiwaz i was just gonna say "whats up Blackwater Pork, how's life?" in the Emotion thread. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
    October 31 11:38 PM
  • Dedes P good, right now I'm listening to Nightmares Made Flesh. Kind of want some Bacardi rn but it's 10:30 and daytime drinking is heavily frowned upon.
    October 28 02:23 PM
  • Dedes Dude hyd
    October 28 01:58 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD your 2 last ratings are pretty perfect imo m/
    September 11 08:43 AM
  • Hawks Where have u been?????
    August 16 10:15 AM
  • Xenophanes Yeah I?m actually really pumped about it too. I?ve loved all the singles.
    August 13 02:12 PM
  • TalonsOfFire I'm not slated to review it but don't worry it is in good hands, and if he can't for whatever reason then I would do it.
    July 6 07:07 PM
  • Astral Abortis ok
    May 31 12:04 PM
  • Astral Abortis no
    May 31 11:40 AM
  • Darius The Imposter That avatar is the greatest ****ing thing in the history of the universe. If this isn't peak avatar, idk what is.
    May 26 07:06 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Oh my god LMFAO you cannot be serious
    May 26 06:58 PM
  • KingDweedle Hm, might do that soon then. Gotta get through my rec list and stuff for mmd first though lol.
    May 21 10:06 AM
  • KingDweedle Hm, haven't really listened to much Cult of Luna but I know I need to.
    May 21 08:38 AM
  • KingDweedle Dude you need to get on The Cure. Probably the best post punk I've gotten into. Disintegration is a mastapeice.
    May 21 08:15 AM
  • KingDweedle Ngl, pretty s***. Life's been sucking ass the past 2 weeks.I'm also sick as **** right now. How's your life been tho?
    May 21 08:12 AM
  • KingDweedle Yeeep it's me lol
    May 20 11:31 PM
  • Gnocchi Two words: Consistently Excellent
    May 19 10:07 PM
  • Toondude10 to me it is. I will say it's better than their last album, take that as you will.
    May 15 08:57 PM
  • Hawks Oh ya know same old s*** hbu bro?
    May 10 03:09 AM
  • InFlamesWeThrash666 I think Shagrath went to Galder and said something like "Dude your riffs are nice but we paid for the damn orchestra so you can't overshadow them" and they went on to throw orchestra and choirs everywhere lol...Check the new Varathron album for some good bm
    May 9 03:09 PM
  • Dedes New Panopticon is extremely good although I'll admit my expectations were impossibly high being their last 2 albums are among my top 10 ever. I do think however that Austin is as ambitious as ever which I really respect.
    April 25 06:45 PM
  • Dedes Nah just been rerating s*** since my wipe lol, shoulda known i would do this.
    April 23 08:14 PM
  • Dedes Bout a week ago? Figured everyone calls me dedes anyway
    April 23 05:26 PM
  • CalculatingInfinity ey up. I'm trying to sell my copy of 'Book of Opeth'. Brilliant biography of the band which is sold out now, intrested?
    February 16 12:23 PM
  • Demon of the Fall Sorry dude, not been on much, didn?t notice. Yeah good thanks, just a few drinks
    February 10 08:16 PM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Glad you enjoyed it man (:
    February 2 09:56 PM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Cool! Check out Sundran's self-titled debut too https://sundran.bandcamp.com/album/sundran
    February 2 09:09 PM
  • Dedes Oh and Angra they're still solid.
    February 2 07:55 PM
  • Dedes Lol i'm messin'. I'm not super fond of Blind Guardian but the only full release I jammed was Nightfall so we will see. Power metal as a whole I've fallen out of so hard, the only power metal I still seem to really like is Kamelot.
    February 2 07:54 PM
  • Dedes All that Power metal gonna give you a headache boi
    February 2 05:04 PM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Hey man have you heard Skyforest's Unity? I think you'll dig it.
    February 2 07:33 AM
  • butcherboy just saw this today, belated thanks, my man!
    February 1 07:10 PM
  • Hawks Just jammed, it's not better than Fulfill the Curse or Darkness Drips Forth but it ****ing slays.
    January 29 10:48 AM
  • Hawks s*** I thought it wasn't until February.
    January 29 10:12 AM
  • Hawks I'll prob wait until it's actually released but yeah I have no doubt that it rules. m/
    January 28 09:00 AM
  • Hawks Not yet bud.
    January 28 08:14 AM
  • SteakByrnes It fits your name perfectly haha
    January 27 08:42 PM
  • SteakByrnes I applaud you sir, it's ****ing hilarious lmaoo
    January 27 08:25 PM
  • SteakByrnes Your new avatar has given me new life
    January 27 08:11 PM
  • Gnocchi I sure am, I used to have a huge output reviewing so I?ll probably put another 100 reviews on the site this year.
    January 27 01:10 PM
  • Gnocchi Best of luck mate, I?ve been there once. It?s a whole new level
    January 27 12:59 PM
  • Gnocchi Going for contrib?
    January 27 11:43 AM
  • heck it's really really bad and considering its length i wouldn't even say it's worth it for a laugh. it drags.
    January 25 09:06 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Really into Bell Witch recently, first 2 albums are amaze, and I jammed Mirror Reaper partially and holy s***. Still gotta hear it in full ill prob do that tonight it sounds soooooo good
    January 25 09:05 PM
  • Darius The Imposter I mean Katatonia if that counts (early anyway). Bit of Anathema (old), some Paradise Lost, MDB, yknow the main stuff. Been meaning to go on a funeral doom binge I have a pile of recs sitting in a word doc I just haven't got around to it xD
    January 25 09:00 PM
  • Darius The Imposter their name sounds like an underground avant-garde rap group or something xD
    January 25 08:54 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Nah
    January 25 08:53 PM
  • Darius The Imposter This one'll be hard to top eh
    January 24 11:30 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Best one by far. Easily. Fits your name too.
    January 24 11:23 PM
  • Darius The Imposter That av is pure ****ing gold
    January 24 11:20 PM
  • Darius The Imposter DYING RN
    January 24 10:41 PM
  • Darius The Imposter LMFAO
    January 24 10:41 PM
  • Darius The Imposter LMAO
    January 24 10:40 PM
  • Darius The Imposter HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    January 24 10:40 PM
  • Darius The Imposter LOL
    January 24 10:39 PM
  • InFlamesWeThrash666 Have you heard the first Varathron album Porky mate? I think you'll dig it
    January 24 08:36 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Ah thanks man, appreciate that (: Good luck with your contrib application.
    January 20 11:28 PM
  • zaruyache Didn't it used it be Bork not Pork or is this just some Mendala Effect bs I'm seeing
    January 20 03:51 AM
  • Darius The Imposter Yeah.. time flies. s***s crazy
    January 19 12:26 AM
  • Darius The Imposter I remember when you still had the pork n crossbones. Ahh, good times
    January 19 12:07 AM
  • Darius The Imposter i prefer the old one though tbh
    January 18 11:56 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Hahaha
    January 18 11:30 PM
  • Dedes Just so ya know you have to shoutbox either pjorn/zip/jac to confirm your account (there's reasons for that)
    January 18 05:15 PM
  • Dedes Can't hire the gimp if I am the gimp mother****er now can you?
    January 18 04:08 PM
  • Dedes You can't crush my skull if i'm just a spiritual entity who has transcended his mortal form can you?
    January 18 04:04 PM
  • Dedes Yeah and i'll take tha digits and force each one into your already gaping rectum
    January 18 03:59 PM
  • Dedes Yeah well you better ****ing join otherwise i'm gonna castrate you and then **** ur mum
    January 18 03:51 PM
  • Dedes Yo why aint you on the discord server bitch
    January 18 03:41 PM
  • Dedes I just want someone to violate me with a flaming pike tbh
    January 16 05:27 PM
  • Dedes Man, that does make me want tendies
    January 16 05:04 PM
  • Dedes LmaoI think at some point they use a flanging effect on the high shrieks and man its the weirdest but coolest thing ever
    January 16 03:31 PM
  • Dedes It seems like a transition between Black Futures and Redux which is why I probably love it the most, also those shrieks are just ??? ****ing unreal lmao
    January 16 02:26 PM
  • Dedes I jammed Redux quite awhile ago and in spite of enjoying it I never came back to it, so this is my first time actually getting into Vektor. Think my favorite is Outer Isolation but honestly they're all so perfect
    January 16 02:13 PM
  • Dedes I quite enjoyed Walknut, definitely a good album to fall asleep too or take some nice lil walks with.
    January 16 03:02 AM
  • tacos n stuff sweet, if you want you can write a small blurb or you can just give me a simple rating out of 5, up to you man
    January 15 04:33 PM
  • tacos n stuff making the rounds with everyones recs now, you were rec'd "Mare" by Mare, hmu when after you jam with a simple rating out of 5 or a blurb if you wanna write one, totally optional tho :) you can also remove this comment if you want, up to you
    January 15 12:23 AM
  • Dedes Oh yeah I know of it but haven't checked it, guessing I should get on that?
    January 13 10:59 PM
  • Darius The Imposter This ones gonna be HARD to top. Masterpiece already LMAO
    January 13 08:07 PM
  • Darius The Imposter I think you've really done it this time. You've reached peak avatar XD
    January 13 08:04 PM
  • Dedes Oh s*** yeahDefinitely check One Wing as well, it's almost as good imo
    January 13 07:12 PM
  • Dedes SweetThey're probably the most vicious hardcore band I've come across haha
    January 13 06:02 PM
  • Dedes Hey you should jam Long Live by The Chariot
    January 13 04:09 PM
  • tacos n stuff Thanks man!
    January 13 04:06 PM
  • tacos n stuff Yo blackwater, check my shoutbox for your secret santa!
    January 13 11:38 AM
  • Demon of the Fall No I haven't. If it's BM just assume not man, haha. I'm only just checking Darkthrone.
    January 10 11:44 AM
  • Dedes I didn't pay attention to the lyrics at all lol
    January 8 10:35 PM
  • Dedes I appreciate it honestly, was a more atmospheric, interesting turn for Converge tbh.
    January 8 10:26 PM
  • Dedes Yeah for the 1st time actually, they crush balls tbh
    January 8 09:33 PM
  • Dedes Do you dig Botch man
    January 8 09:04 PM
  • Hawks Hey buddy just saw your message. I've been good ya know was off work for Christmas/New Years so I haven't been online much. How are you doing??
    January 3 02:22 AM
  • SexualManChocolate Haha thats great, bro!
    December 31 07:46 PM
  • cheapcrayon Lots of different tracks I could go with off DAMN but I just went with HUMBLE just cuz it?s the classic pick, just reminds me the most of 2017. ELEMENT would probably be my 2nd pick
    December 30 05:33 AM
  • Drifter Temptations (Early Version, No-Keys Mix), Don't U Trust Me (Original Version with Female Vocals), Picture Me Rollin' (My former #1, I over played it so I'm kind of hanging on by a thread to my love for it that only comes sometimes, simar to Chan's TDAG review), Holla At Me (My #1) So Many Tears. He made so many 5/5 songs though imo.
    December 30 12:54 AM
  • Drifter Lol. Fr tho, sweet pac ratings. What's your top 5 songs?
    December 29 11:07 PM
  • Drifter Lmaooooooo
    December 29 10:04 PM
  • Drifter Your 2Pac ratings make me wanna suck you off. Don't tell anyone tho
    December 29 08:37 PM
  • Orb gotta savour the fleeting moments of this mortal coil eh
    December 29 04:43 PM
  • Orb three ice cubes, 1 one part bailey's, 3 parts milk. doesn't get any better!
    December 29 04:07 PM
  • Orb right on man. mine was solid. at a lot of food and drank a lot of bailey's. new years is gonna be trippy if you dig what im saying. cant wait.
    December 29 03:45 PM
  • Orb hope your xmas was a gooder and your new years is even better homie!
    December 29 02:58 PM
  • SexualManChocolate "Generous rating much"
    December 29 08:42 AM
  • Darius The Imposter Your new av lmfaoo
    December 26 11:13 PM
  • Dedes Merry Christmas ****o
    December 25 04:44 PM
  • Dedes I listen to real music like lil pump
    December 14 02:20 PM
  • Dedes ButMetal sucks
    December 14 12:08 AM
  • Dedes But my entire taste is terrible
    December 13 11:22 PM
  • Dedes Yeah man, it's been awhile but I remember really not liking Chelsea Grin.
    December 13 10:45 PM
  • Dedes Yeah, I skimmed through a few tracks on Hate years ago and dug them but never came back to the band, but now that I'm on something of a deathcore kick I decided I want to go through their albums. They blend deathcore and death metal so damn well off of their last album.
    December 13 10:20 PM
  • Dedes Yeah man, I'm starting to embrace the chugs haha
    December 13 09:36 PM
  • Dedes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBBlAA7Eav0 You probably don't dig deathcore much but I think you'll like this
    December 13 09:06 PM
  • Xenophanes Rebel Wizard are so great and you?re the only one who cares :,(
    December 5 02:36 AM
  • Dedes Lol I can agree on that (I actually kind of like ptv please no bulli).
    December 4 05:45 PM
  • Dedes Both are very poor representations of post hardcore lol.
    December 4 03:44 PM
  • Dedes Post hardcore is what I got into before metal so I definitely have a fair share of recs lol
    December 4 09:35 AM
  • Dedes Fightstar- One Day Son This Will All Be Yours. Basically a perfect blend of alt rock and post hardcore. Warning- Tannhauser Gate screams will year you in half.
    December 4 09:23 AM
  • Dedes You mind if I throw a rec at ya?
    December 4 09:14 AM
  • Dedes Dude how do you rate so much s*** so fast lolHow much music do you listen to boi
    December 4 01:54 AM
  • Drifter Love those dear hunter ratings bro : ) Used to be obsessed with them. Still absolutely them though
    November 28 03:11 AM
  • Bloon it has to be linked, you cant upload it to the sput server, i guess you could upload it to imgur and link it like that
    November 24 10:58 PM
  • Bloon Just search on Google Images with a topic followed by gif and under tools, select image size and put in 100 × 100
    November 24 08:39 PM
  • necropig Porky
    November 23 08:24 PM
  • necropig Give Aosoth - IV a listen, might be up your alley
    November 23 08:00 PM
  • Jom There are size restrictions, so they might look like garbage.
    November 21 04:32 PM
  • Dedes I do not believe I have
    November 21 03:14 AM
  • Dedes Lol yeah I obsessively jammed that album but their others have grown on me more over time. I should get to listening to more Insomnium. Above this Weeping World and Winters Gate are fantastic.
    November 20 11:28 PM
  • Dedes They're ****ing good dude, Beyond is absolutely spine tingling.
    November 20 11:15 PM
  • Dedes Have you listened to Omnium Gatherum
    November 20 10:12 PM
  • Dedes Yeah dude major topics like that go off the ****ing wall here. You're still pretty new so you're just learning now haha.
    November 17 06:24 PM
  • Darius The Imposter Haha it was a little weird yeah
    November 17 05:08 PM
  • Darius The Imposter I'm Canadian mate. Background is from middle east tho
    November 17 05:03 PM
  • Dedes You are finally learning the workings of sputnik.Religion threads=rip
    November 17 04:38 PM
  • ZombieToyDuck thank you good sir
    November 15 05:22 PM
  • ZombieToyDuck yo bud can you post your recs to for the next stage of the competition?
    November 15 05:05 PM
  • Dedes Yeah man Agalloch is the perfect band to chill out to when hiking. Surprised you didn't get any snow. You live in England right?
    November 14 09:25 PM
  • Dedes I've also been doing well, also jammed quite a bit of Agalloch (hence my recent list haha).
    November 14 08:29 PM
  • Dedes Hey yo hows it been my dude?
    November 14 07:51 PM
  • heck thought about putting Artificial Brain in there but I haven't really given it enough listens yet. same with the new Hanging Garden.
    November 12 11:04 PM
  • heck and Converge - The Dusk in Us which I can't believe I forgot
    November 12 10:58 PM
  • heck thanks! some of my other aoty picks are Chelsea Wolfe - Hiss Spun, Grave Pleasures - Motherblood, Ulver - The Assassination of Julius Caesar, White Ward - Futility Report, and Paradise Lost - Medusa
    November 12 10:56 PM
  • Dedes Well people like NeO for sure it's just...sput as a community incredibly divided by prog metal (as for sach, he just like riling up metal fans for seemingly no reason so ignore him). Idk, I love the band and am certainly stoked for Urn.
    October 28 07:38 AM
  • Dedes I am beyond ****ing hyped to hear the new NeO album, awesome to see you are a fan of the band as well! Lol they dominated my life early last year.
    October 28 05:36 AM
  • ramon. glad you dug it! fun little album
    October 19 01:08 PM
  • ramon. check these riffs brotherhttps://sarcoptes.bandcamp.com/album/songs-and-dances-of-death
    October 19 10:41 AM
  • Hawks **** yessssss.
    October 18 09:36 PM
  • Hawks Sounds good buddy. m/
    October 18 10:06 AM
  • Hawks Their other stuff is good, but Defending the Throne of Evil is easily their best. One of my fav bm albums ever tbh. Give it another try bro.
    October 18 10:01 AM
  • Hawks Bro jam Defending the Throne of Evil by Carpathian Forest if you haven't.
    October 18 09:34 AM
  • Hawks Yep agreed. I'm usually only ever on Sput when I'm at work and it's pretty dead once about 2am hits.
    September 28 07:59 AM
  • Hawks Ahhhhh I figured you were in a different country hahaha makes sense.
    September 28 07:56 AM
  • Hawks Hey bro random question but where are you from? I'm in PA and it's like 4 in the morning here (working overnight shift) and you always seem to be online at the same times that I am lol.
    September 28 07:44 AM
  • Sevengill I wrestled with it until it gave me the album. good deal, thanks
    September 23 05:25 AM
  • Sevengill tried that site :c it wants me to sign up for something
    September 23 12:52 AM
  • Sevengill no sir
    September 22 10:23 PM
  • Orb Best feeling
    September 20 11:55 AM
  • Orb Hahah relatable, I only found The National like two weeks ago seriously and theyre already my favorite band.
    September 20 11:32 AM
  • Orb lovin' the moonsorrow hahah sweet. band is one of the greatest things to happen to music
    September 20 12:58 AM
  • Hawks They're one of the best bro just jam their whole discog.
    September 19 12:38 AM
  • Hawks How the hell have you never jammed Moonsorrow???
    September 18 07:56 AM
  • Dedes Yeah, Arch Enemy never interested me heavily although one of my friends loves them to death. Really surprised i've yet to check any Drudkh yet haha
    September 8 10:05 PM
  • Dedes Lol ive been occupied plenty with recs, i'm always up for more tho
    September 8 09:18 PM
  • Dedes I'm glad you liked it :) Definitely get on "Absence" and (my current favorite) "From Filthy Tongues" when possible though.
    September 8 12:47 AM
  • Flugmorph dude you're a good lad
    September 6 07:11 PM
  • Dedes You seem like a primarily metal dude but if you get the chance definitely check Dalek (Absence or From Filthy Tongues are both ****ing sweet). Really dark, hypnotic hip hop that I think you might dig.
    September 5 10:38 PM
  • Dedes **** I just noticed you have like the exact ratings I once had lol.
    September 5 10:28 PM
  • Sowing Usually you need to have a solid body of work under your belt (frame of reference is typically 25-30 reviews, but it's fluid), display above average writing abilities, and be a first class citizen who doesn't stir up trouble. Also make your interest known come application time (usually around Jan-March of each year). It also never hurts to overtly express interest to any staffers that you converse with, as ultimately they're the ones who vote on who gets the nod.
    September 4 07:38 PM
  • Dedes Bomb ass avatar dude
    September 2 03:46 AM
  • Atari cheers man. the best advice I can give you is to just keep on writing, as obvious as it may sound. and ask for feedback in your reviews and be willing to listen even when people are critical about your reviews. I can give you more specific pointers if you want too, but with only 4 reviews under your belt I think you just gotta keep at it and you'll naturally improve. one last tip: just read your reviews out loud to yourself or in your head and it can help you pinpoint parts that don't flow well
    August 25 04:02 AM
  • Flugmorph good memeage
    August 20 06:26 PM
  • Flugmorph ONE REVIEW A DAY U DIP
    August 20 06:07 PM

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