itchybutthole
Conniving little bitches know nothing about love.
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Album Ratings 891
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Last Active 11-21-14 3:50 pm
Joined 05-18-13

Forum Posts 114
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  • YakNips lmao i love black humor so much
    November 21 01:46 PM
  • YakNips btw did you see my post in the review site thread about ricky eat acid
    November 21 01:16 PM
  • YakNips my dad couldnt name a mm song that isn't float on
    November 21 01:14 PM
  • BMDrummer lol it's short and it rules. covered the opening track btw
    November 21 10:07 AM
  • BMDrummer nooooooooooo. check their s/t
    November 21 10:04 AM
  • BMDrummer holy **** man, no idea. maybe unwound's leaves turn inside you
    November 21 09:52 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot if anything give the final track a spin
    November 20 07:56 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot will do. you check this new Ariel Pink?
    November 20 07:36 PM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot unbanned :]
    November 20 06:47 PM
  • YakNips always come back.... never leave...... pls.........
    November 18 09:50 PM
  • Mort. doing paperwork/filing at my dads offices (a lift company). they needed someone to do s*** for 2 months so i was like yeah sweet ill do that. easy as **** but boring. also not enough work to last me past christmas so im gonna have to find a new job but ehh ill be going to uni soon after that anyway so its all good.
    November 18 06:02 PM
  • treeqt. yo!
    November 18 05:48 PM
  • Mort. i am good my friend. i have a job at the moment and that is nice and i am hopefully going to uni next year. getting a bit of work experience this year. working in london everyday.
    November 18 05:45 PM
  • DarthMann very true brother very true,,, no hetero
    November 18 04:38 PM
  • Mookid im in luv wit a stipper[2] LOL
    October 30 09:24 AM
  • Mookid did u finally skore that chick dude?
    October 30 09:17 AM
  • Pestiferous oooooooh tbh that sounds fuuun
    October 29 07:49 PM
  • GmemberKills im in luv wit a stipper
    October 29 01:35 PM
  • Pestiferous uhhhhh interesting post you have there on mookeieieieheheed's shoutbox, and do me a favor and explain to me exactly what the babymetal thread thing was all about, i never got to see because i dont sput half as much as i use to ;)
    October 29 12:12 AM
  • JohnnyOnTheSpot well, if it's similar to Carbon Based Lifeforms then I'll probably like it :] dunno when I'd have a review ready, but I'll see how I take to it
    October 28 11:35 PM
  • Pestiferous you're just as ****ed as the rest of them oh my god and if you're gonna be zzzz'in to huva network you might as well check hol baumann if you havent already'o
    October 28 01:59 PM
  • YakNips 100% cut
    October 28 01:42 PM
  • DecayingMajesty Have you everd an e-mail account?
    October 28 11:21 AM
  • Mookid Lol i have no 4skin DAMNIT WHYY WOULD SHE SAY THAT TO YOU DAMNIT DID YOU EVEN ASK WHAT COLOR HER ANAL HAIIIIRS ARE WAH THAT'S HTE MOST IMPORTANT DICK QUESTION
    October 28 09:27 AM
  • BertMacklinFBI Alright =D
    October 27 05:07 PM
  • Pestiferous jesus fart hoppers with a bunny carrot lodged in my vegan asscrack dammit that is poor judgement on your part sonny dammit dunt you know sputnik has probably the worst taste ever damn dude an album with a 2.1 average on this site could be the best thing ever but s*** like GAYdiohead has like a 4.9 i mean really dude
    October 27 02:51 PM
  • Pestiferous damn it's been awhile so let me start off with: LOLOL AES DANA? MORE LIKE ASS GAYNA GOD DAMMIT HAVE YOU EVEN LISTENED TO LEYLINES YET DAMMIT THAT ALBUM GETS MY COCK GOIN UP MY ASS FASTA' THAN s*** FROM MY TOILET THAT MISSES MY ASSHOLE AND WANTS TO SHOOT BACK UP INTO IT WAH EHEHEHE IT TICKLES
    October 27 12:43 PM
  • spookynewghostfriend fascinating, it went platinum? Wait till Margarine hears about this one!
    October 27 12:42 PM
  • Mookid your profile pic = me when i think about u
    October 27 09:36 AM
  • Phlegm haha yeah fam i got it on wax ~~~ good looks though!!!! love spinning it on a sunny sunday morning -- do you like it?
    October 26 06:27 PM
  • Sniff Well at least you have something to look forward to. Master degree abroad sounds tits.I guess things are fine over here. Miss your plugging though. ANJA SCHNEIDER!!!
    October 26 08:01 AM
  • Frippertronics Coil- The Ape of Naples
    October 25 10:45 PM
  • Sniff What you been up to?
    October 25 09:06 PM
  • Mookid lol what the **** is felching? just go for a rimjob or something, lol s*** idk
    October 24 07:13 PM
  • Mookid HOLY ****ING s*** WHY DUN'T YOU s*** IN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS ****ING AMAZING AND SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE WHEN I TOOK A s*** INSIDE OF MY TUNA SALAD HERE AND SPREAD CUCUMBERS ACROSS MY NIPPLES AND CALLED MYSELF ..VEGGIE HEAVEN?
    October 24 07:12 PM
  • Deviant. Done
    October 24 08:50 AM
  • Deviant. Why were you banned? It's showing up that you were banned on request
    October 24 07:50 AM
  • Mort. hey brother im doing fine. love life is currently going nowhere for like the last year and a half but eh thats not a really long time in the grand scheme of things so eh who cares man. yeah listen to fear before you silly goose its a good album they just got back together so if you like them maybe youll be able to see them if they go to portugal
    October 24 07:00 AM
  • Mookid baby are you band again?
    August 24 06:19 PM
  • Sevengill oh, am I that far ahead of the curve? heh. well, it's been a pleasure.
    August 24 04:59 PM
  • SeedsofNone RIP itchyboi my Electric Wurms review will be in your memories ihihihihihi
    August 24 02:23 PM
  • Mort. hahahahah thats great man. yeah its a great city. bruv ive been on this site for a year now (as of 2 days ago). strange right?
    August 24 09:01 AM
  • Deviatnt eeaaaa
    August 24 04:51 AM
  • Deviatnt Bro did you get the banhammer? was a fun time AGREEd
    August 24 04:34 AM
  • Previewofthescreamin ya
    August 23 05:19 PM
  • Previewofthescreamin kebab usually isn't being moist from chili though yummy
    August 23 05:09 PM
  • SeedsofNone had to some shiet so i added some moaropeth with my Shining Enslaved lykez.
    August 23 04:32 PM
  • YakNips yea would bang hard tbh
    August 22 03:33 PM
  • YakNips team edward dude, hard
    August 22 03:12 PM
  • Pestiferous EHEHEHEHE YOU BET BABY ANOTHER SCHOOL DAY; ANOTHER ALT BUT HOLY s*** I DONT WANT TO LOSE THIS ACCOUNT SO WAH
    August 22 12:44 PM
  • YakNips (? ?? ?)
    August 21 11:09 PM
  • YakNips http://i.imgur.com/mZCIK7Q.jpg
    August 21 10:07 PM
  • YakNips dude thats racist
    August 21 10:04 PM
  • YakNips Site Copyright 2005-2014 Sputnikmusic.comAll Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy
    August 21 09:55 PM
  • SeedsofNone but was it really the spooky ghost? I think I know who it truly was, and he sure was spooky :^}
    August 21 09:46 PM
  • Efficient you should try Youth of Today :)
    August 21 06:25 AM
  • oldnoprick Well hella O wordy
    August 20 10:19 AM
  • Previewofthescreamin Typical kid that always crying to their moms agreeeedddd!! they bring that attitude to this site, jom as their mom ofc IHIHIHIHIHI HaaaAaaaaaaAaarrrrddd
    August 20 01:58 AM
  • Mort. should i listen to tim hecker?
    August 19 08:21 PM
  • Previewofthescreamin I am One! but the wonderful and powerful but now injustice divided me, but however we're all from the same source! the One! we are many of the Oneness! you,me and they! my friend we're the water, we are universe dancing through consciousness.
    August 19 10:46 AM
  • Efficient u listen to Reagan Youth's discog?
    August 18 05:29 PM
  • Efficient agreed brah
    August 18 05:28 PM
  • Efficient Favorite God Speed album yo?
    August 18 05:08 PM
  • Mort. na i havent heard that yet. got it saved to listen tho. damn im excited for new aphex twin. love him
    August 18 04:24 PM
  • SmaeTbh HaaaAaaaaaaAaarrrrddd mirin???
    August 18 12:53 PM
  • SmaeTbh I respect all your opinions so I ask you do the same for me
    August 18 12:37 PM
  • Wolfhorde Yeah, I'm not buying that. And even if I was, I really don't give a s***.
    August 17 08:35 AM
  • Sevengill shut up I'll like whatever devils I want. make me a kebab with chipotle seasoning, that stuff is delicious. kthx lovu
    August 16 06:55 PM
  • Efficient sup, why have u blocked me on fb? What did i do wrong?
    August 16 06:30 PM
  • Efficient http://plug.dj/hard-jammers/
    August 16 05:48 PM
  • Sevengill all of the disappointment? haha. c'est moi https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1497555_10202744910599071_6822778416906800025_n.jpg
    August 15 08:04 PM
  • Sevengill haha yeah I'd say it counts XD how'd that go over with sputnik?
    August 15 07:45 PM
  • Mookid YES YES **** MUSIC I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF MY s*** s*** s*** SHTI FROM JEAN LOUIS COSTES
    August 15 05:42 PM
  • Sevengill haha yessir. I know right! I keep getting "bro" this and "dude" that and I'm like is there not a single girl on this site?? XD
    August 15 04:11 PM
  • Sevengill itchy, I thought we already went over this.
    August 15 03:43 PM
  • BMDrummer never jammed so i figured i would since their first album is so quick
    August 15 01:23 PM
  • BMDrummer will check later today, jamming some 80s punk for now
    August 15 01:09 PM
  • BMDrummer alright, might do so today
    August 15 12:40 PM
  • BMDrummer aaaaaayyyyyy
    August 15 11:30 AM
  • SeedsofNone ayy
    August 15 10:01 AM
  • SmaeTbh Ayy
    August 15 08:58 AM
  • Phlegm wowww dunno how i missed that Khtoin release!!! bliss
    August 15 06:27 AM
  • SmaeTbh Uhuhuuuuhu yo
    August 15 03:33 AM
  • BMDrummer remember the pic you used to have of randy marsh a while back? i miss that :/
    August 15 12:54 AM
  • Jom Ahh, well, I know to whom I should direct my frustration if you guys run amok with your shenanihihihihihihgans.
    August 14 10:45 PM
  • Sevengill that's pretty hot. you should hit up Cannibal Corpse to write an album about it.
    August 14 09:48 PM
  • Sevengill I'll start with the most important question: why is your butthole itchy?
    August 14 09:41 PM
  • SourAK U r a good user imo tbh posi vibes~
    August 14 09:00 PM
  • SeedsofNone S M A E
    August 14 08:38 PM
  • Jom I'm here everyday! Kindness towards others is typically preferred over s***ting over achievements, even if it's something as insignificant as going to college or uni. Make a fancypants list and perhaps one day, too, you can have a featured list (or at least prevent forest fires).
    August 14 08:31 PM
  • SmaeTbh loveeee youu bring me lsd okkkk soon please soon okkkkkk
    August 14 01:11 PM
  • Mookid oh my s*** s*** s*** s*** wait I thought you already had me added? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU REMOVED ME ****ING s*** s*** s*** I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS .... SPECIAL. And there is no apparent reason at this given moment why I listen to the same song twice in a row, I'll find out sooner or later
    August 13 08:47 PM
  • SmaeTbh aahhhhhhhhrrrrddd!!!!!!!!!!! IHIHIHIHIHI
    August 13 12:29 PM
  • SmaeTbh together we tripping as forever friends and listening to music you choose and music I choose!! will chroooottttttt haaarrddd agreed
    August 13 12:05 PM
  • SmaeTbh for realll???????? I want please I want! I now want lsd so bad
    August 13 12:04 PM
  • SeedsofNone i miss spooky.
    August 12 07:19 PM
  • Mort. cool man, wish it was longer tbh. if you stayed for a whole month we could have gone and seen lord snow next month (i would of got you into them). or even converge a last week, if u came earlier. goddamit
    August 12 04:04 PM
  • Mort. **** cool man, yeah i remember but we hadnt talked about it in a while. how long you over here for/what you doing?
    August 12 03:58 PM
  • Mort. so dude do you actually live in the uk now?
    August 12 03:53 PM
  • YakNips NICE dude keep up the good worlkk
    August 3 08:00 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah, to each their own i would say, although both are hard 4.5s personally. CHECK FUGAZI
    August 3 01:42 PM
  • BMDrummer eh, i could see why you wouldn't like them i guess, they have a very accessible sound that doesn't really sound nihilistic like Black Flag for instance. although their lyrics are really good, plus i jam their early stuff pretty often
    August 3 01:36 PM
  • BMDrummer i wonder if he's even checked spermswamp yet
    August 2 04:35 PM
  • BMDrummer waiting for his next list still, gon be funny
    August 2 04:20 PM
  • BMDrummer you actually brandonneedles? lol
    August 2 04:06 PM
  • Participation k
    August 1 02:33 PM
  • Participation how does sputnik work, btw what is facebook?
    August 1 02:18 PM
  • Mort. ah dude ive been pretty productive regardless of sput. getting a job at the moment, taking a year off from education (probs going to uni next year). still reading philosophy, writing reviews. enjoying life.
    July 31 05:47 PM
  • Mort. its so weird, i always lose track of how long ive been using this website. bruv weve been chatting for nearly a whole year
    July 31 10:04 AM
  • Frippertronics aight, jam Yes- Drama
    July 30 10:17 PM
  • aok prove you're not oltnabrick
    July 30 04:41 PM
  • aok vasco?
    July 30 04:37 PM
  • Frippertronics jennifer connelly, that's who http://www.cultture.com/gallery/2014/02/conn06.jpeg
    July 27 07:52 PM
  • Mort. pretty good man. pretty good. been jamming a lot of metalcore/hardcore recentely. got massively into that jacobi wichita band (check their song gullyhead). how are you?
    July 27 06:26 PM
  • BMDrummer Nah not yet, will get to it today though
    July 26 11:57 AM
  • BMDrummer Been thinking about bumping it actually, i really like the instrumentals for some reason
    July 25 11:54 AM
  • BMDrummer yay a fellow Black Flag fan
    July 25 11:34 AM
  • Pheromone i also have talking heads 2.5
    July 24 06:25 PM
  • YakNips hell yeah it is
    July 24 03:22 PM
  • YakNips what's amazing friend?
    July 23 10:05 PM
  • Frippertronics sorry bb, next time i'll have one for non-us peeps aight?
    July 23 02:03 AM
  • Judio! lol yes I am. And thanks man, I had a feeling you'd enjoy that review :)
    July 22 04:19 AM
  • Judio! Woah you're back! :D
    July 21 06:25 PM
  • Frippertronics tim buckley
    July 21 05:27 PM
  • YakNips you can do it friend!! i believe in you.
    July 21 05:03 PM
  • BMDrummer yeah, good times :]
    July 21 04:59 PM
  • BMDrummer thanks man! love to see ya back, even though when we first met you called me a s*** user (which i kinda was back then) haha
    July 21 04:46 PM
  • BMDrummer itchy's back!
    July 21 04:26 PM
  • aok vivaciously vindictive vicariously vigorous victoriously voracious
    July 21 03:54 PM
  • Frippertronics wow tyvm
    July 21 03:37 PM
  • aok ey bbydollface
    July 21 12:59 PM
  • Frippertronics my bae's back :^}
    July 21 12:56 PM
  • Judio! Are you really done with Sputnik? If so just know that you broke my heart :(
    March 6 07:59 PM
  • LordePots yo tanks for checkin my new ep!!!
    March 6 07:04 PM
  • Frippertronics You'll be just like potsy. see you in two years.
    March 6 06:30 PM
  • Frippertronics Leaving without 5'ing Swans and The Enid's discogs. ****
    March 6 06:30 PM
  • Frippertronics damn man, later. You'll be back.
    March 6 06:06 PM
  • Frippertronics i always meant to get around to them and I wanted to have my own opinion on them, considering the absolute negative reception they have. So far, it's hit or miss.
    March 6 06:03 PM
  • Frippertronics nice man, gonna go torture myself by continuing my discog of ICP
    March 6 05:32 PM
  • Shawwty bitch who need twerkin' when i got my sausage nipples i do it 24/7 up in da central park
    March 6 03:03 PM
  • Frippertronics Whoa, I think I forgot. I got to jam kelsey's rec too. Check zyklon-b soon
    March 6 09:27 AM
  • Phlegm come play music with us xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx link is below
    March 5 06:01 PM
  • Lotus http://plug.dj/hard-jammers/
    March 5 04:53 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi heh
    March 5 03:27 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi always vasco, always
    March 5 02:35 PM
  • Mort. yeah man I really enjoyed it
    March 5 01:55 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi your english is limited? damn lol tbh i never realized. thought you were just phlegm type
    March 5 12:26 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi scarlet isnt even on that album bro
    March 5 06:17 AM
  • Frippertronics goddamn taking the D like a pro
    March 4 10:52 PM
  • Frippertronics Zyklon-B- Blood Must Be Shed dude check it only 10 minutes
    March 4 10:32 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi thoughts?
    March 4 07:30 PM
  • Greyvy i would be friends with him
    March 4 05:12 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi damn lasagna sounds so good. feelin like garfield
    March 4 02:31 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/601/The-Grateful-Dead-Aoxomoxoa/ review this one
    March 4 02:20 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi just let your inner itchy flow into text. or review a grateful dead album, it's all downhill from there
    March 4 02:13 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi itchy when you gonna review my brotha
    March 4 01:44 PM
  • Muisc4Life26 No worries brotha. ''We are just messing around lol'' Is she your gf?
    March 4 12:57 PM
  • Mort. im high as **** and im listening to godspeed are you ahppy?
    March 4 10:39 AM
  • Frippertronics **** WILL DO
    March 4 10:18 AM
  • Frippertronics DUDE YOU SHOULD REVIEW SWANS
    March 4 10:12 AM
  • Frippertronics OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    March 4 07:24 AM
  • Frippertronics ALL THOSE SWANS RATINGS
    March 3 10:19 PM
  • Mort. im sorry bby I will listen to godspeed now pls don't end our loving relationship
    March 3 03:32 PM
  • Mort. listening to a vanna ep then gonna listen to some pig destroyer then have some tea then work go to sleep . how u doing bro? still being posi as ****?
    March 3 03:00 PM
  • Mort. swans ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    March 3 09:51 AM
  • Mort. im getting hate? decays just randomly shouboxing me with his nonsense
    March 1 04:29 PM
  • Frippertronics man do I hate chavs so much
    March 1 04:08 PM
  • Inhalation3 Yeah, im not wrong. Its common knowledge that out come the wolves is their best, so i guess YOU'RE wrong! Btw that rec you gave me was awesome
    March 1 04:04 PM
  • Frippertronics well, i posted the list. now to see how little commitment these guys may have.
    March 1 03:55 PM
  • Frippertronics dude, one of these days, I'm going to get you to jam The Enid fuccboiiiiiiii
    March 1 03:14 PM
  • Inhalation3 Dude, check out out come the wolves by Rancid. Its def their best album
    March 1 03:02 PM
  • Frippertronics GET IN PLUG WE GOTTA JAM SWANSSSSSS
    March 1 01:57 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi i'm sure he's a cool dude
    March 1 11:25 AM
  • Frippertronics FLEX YOUR MUSCLES
    March 1 11:10 AM
  • MotokoKusanagi don't insult me itchy
    February 28 05:52 PM
  • Frippertronics no prob my nig
    February 28 04:48 PM
  • Frippertronics that ain't bad at all, that's exactly how it went for me, but chronologically. Filth is an apt title, I highly suggest you check that and Cop next, perhaps their debut s/t EP as well. It's unbelievable to say the least.
    February 28 04:33 PM
  • Frippertronics Them Swans ratings.
    February 28 03:53 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi why is your butthole so itchy?
    February 28 01:51 PM
  • Inhalation3 Will do, ill listen to it now :)
    February 27 03:12 PM
  • MotokoKusanagi more like LOVE
    February 26 02:43 PM
  • SkaCali1991 are you saying you cant finish?!?!?!?!?!
    February 26 11:04 AM
  • SkaCali1991 if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later ;)
    February 26 09:50 AM
  • Inhalation3 Thanks ill listen now. Melt- banana are really good by the way :)
    February 26 09:39 AM
  • Inhalation3 sad
    February 26 09:17 AM
  • Inhalation3 Idk yo, got any recs?
    February 26 08:36 AM
  • Inhalation3 PLS
    February 26 08:25 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend psycehdleic slices wooooOOOOoooo
    February 26 05:40 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend idk, just listen to, puddle of mudd, pls
    February 26 05:39 AM
  • Lotus man I've been so busy i promise i'll post more so we can rule this place
    February 20 08:03 PM
  • Inhalation3 U drunk man? lol
    February 20 05:09 PM
  • Lotus hey
    February 19 08:14 PM
  • Phlegm 3OH!3 is goat status and im glad u can see that (:
    February 19 05:02 PM
  • Weirman you're weird too ;)
    February 19 08:30 AM
  • spookynewghostfriend greenlinkinmuse is dead. Green Baron lives on
    February 18 11:53 PM
  • SkaCali1991 come to the US though there are sputnikers waiting for your sexy time
    February 17 01:22 PM
  • SkaCali1991 sasha never left school
    February 17 01:09 PM
  • Green Baron greenlinkinmuse is dead. Green Baron lives on
    February 16 12:23 PM
  • Greyvy http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-gaze-at-your-shoes-4.png lmao XD
    February 15 07:42 AM
  • Frippertronics you know you want to http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/61001/The-Uniques-From-The-Dust/#lastpost
    February 14 08:26 PM

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