Flotation Toy Warning
Bluffer's Guide to the Flight Deck


3.0
good

Review

by Chris Jackson USER (177 Reviews)
October 16th, 2006 | 22 replies


Release Date: 2004 | Tracklist


Flotation Toy Warning’s The Bluffers Guide to the Flight Deck is one unique trip. It’s a strange mixture of eerie psychadelica, alternative rock, folk, and dream-pop. To make things more clear if you were to toss Pink Floyd, Sparklehorse, the Flaming Lips, and Talk Talk into a blender then this album would likely come out of it. Although this is an odd combination it’s true, Flotation Toy Warning take influences from all of those bands and fuse it together to form one distinct sound. It’s quite surprising that The Bluffers Guide to the Flight Deck didn’t receive any critical acclaim considering that the album is one of the most unique, quirky, and lush records to come out of 2004.

The album opens up with Happy 13 and it’s the catchiest track off the album. A steady beat kicks things off along with atmospheric keyboard tones. Once Paul Carters mesmerizing vocals come into the song it quickly turns into a soothing trip-hop influenced tune. Happy 13 is the only track that would be able to receive any airplay since all the other songs are either to long or to unconventional. Losing Carolina; For Drusky hints heavily at post-rock as glossy guitar lines combine with a subtle yet important accordion sound that propels the song along. The gloomy atmosphere of the song fits the instrumentation perfectly and while there isn’t much buildup the song clocks in at almost eight minutes showcasing some soothing keyboard and vocal arrangements towards the end.

Unfortunately those two tracks are the only real standouts featured on The Bluffers Guide to the Flight Deck. The most frustrating aspect of the album is how some songs are really brought down due to their length. Donald Pleasence is a nine minute ballad where the band brings out mournful trumpets, muted keyboard twinkles and dreary orchestrations. It’s an interesting piece of music but it’s hard to listen to considering the fact that it sounds like it would be played at a funeral. Even Fantastica is also a brought down by its length. A simple guitar chord repeats itself over some depressing orchestra effects, the music gets repetitive after a while and the instrumentation is also very sparse and bland.

The Bluffers Guide to the Flight Deck is a fairly depressing album that features a few upbeat and poppy tunes. Fire Engine on Fire Pt. is a poppy tune that incorporates hand claps, xylophones, and looped keyboard sparkles together to make a fun little pop song. The funny thing is that Fire Engine on Fire Pt.2 is another funeral influenced tune as it’s dry organs and heavy beat give it an intense and depressing feel. Although I’m not going to criticize the album for it’s range it’s can be a tough listen since the mood and atmosphere can quickly change from loveable pop tunes to dreary post-rock influenced ballads.

Another thing that strikes me funny is how no instruments really dominate the album. One moment a song will be dominated by funky keyboard scales and in a matter of seconds the song will change over to a melancholy organ controlled opera. I applaud the band for having such a unique songwriting approach but at the same time it gets kind of hard to listen to.

In the end The Bluffers Guide to the Flight Deck is an uncommon album as it explores psychadelica, folk, funk, post-rock, and pop. If Flotation Toy Warning knew when to end certain songs then this would be a more cohesive and smooth listen. Most of these tracks are over six minutes and at times they uselessly meander without any direction. That being said there are some sparkling moments such as the trippy opener, the lush Losing Carolina; For Drusky and the funky/depressing Fire Engine series. While The Bluffers Guide to the Flight Deck isn’t anything to wet yourself over it’s an enjoyable listen for anyone seeking unconventional music that branches out to many different genres.



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scissorlocked
October 28th 2011


3526 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

meh, this deserves more than 3

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HipFish
August 19th 2012


38 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Seriously one of my favorite albums of all time, I wish more people knew about them.

HipFish
March 12th 2013


38 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Been listening to this album for almost 8 years now, still amazing.

VaxXi
April 6th 2017


3674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

This album is amazing

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VaxXi
April 6th 2017


3674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Holy shit they have a new coming out this year

Conmaniac
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June 18th 2017


13996 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

uh yeah this is bliss in the form of music

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SandwichBubble
June 18th 2017


2519 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeeeee :D

Check the new one when you can too

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Conmaniac
Contributing Reviewer
June 18th 2017


13996 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

will do man (:

guitarded_chuck
June 21st 2017


13121 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

alright yeah this is awesome

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VaxXi
June 21st 2017


3674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

hell yeah

Conmaniac
Contributing Reviewer
June 21st 2017


13996 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

ayyyy

Drifter
June 22nd 2017


1901 Comments


THIS is the album that really bored me

VaxXi
June 22nd 2017


3674 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

fuck you

Drifter
June 22nd 2017


1901 Comments


I gave it a 3 when I first rated it. I'll check this out again as well

GhandhiLion
June 22nd 2017


786 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Its great. Thanks guys :D

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SandwichBubble
June 22nd 2017


2519 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

:O

Conmaniac
Contributing Reviewer
June 22nd 2017


13996 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

nice!

theBoneyKing
June 22nd 2017


9653 Comments


Get better taste Drifter

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Drifter
June 22nd 2017


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):

FullOfSounds
June 22nd 2017


15219 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Happy 13 gets me stirring



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