Soundtrack (Film)
Team America: World Police


4.0
excellent

Review

by Grant Hunter USER (76 Reviews)
July 27th, 2006 | 46 replies


Release Date: 2004 | Tracklist


I'll come straight out and tell you how much I love politics. I love to debate, discuss, review, and blabber on and on. So usually anything that is remotely political in movies, I'll check it out. Now keep in mind I'm a strong conservative, so most of the time, I'll leave the movie theater a little bit more than just heated. But that was the joy of Team America: World Police. The movie took shots at everyone. Right-wing, Left-wing, Neutral. No one was safe from its crude and witty humor. Thought up by the same minds that brought you South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are no strangers to stirring the pot the wrong the way to irk some people.

But just like as in the South Park movie, some of the best stuff had to come from the musical score. Consisting of some of the funniest shit ever thought of, the Team America: World Police soundtrack is a riot. It's also rather ingenious and unique, since Trey and Matt do all of the vocal work, which makes it even funnier. Now, just being funny guys will get you so far, but Trey and Matt can actually sing, which is the best part about all of this. It doesn't sound like two morons trying to wail out high notes only to crack and stutter. I mean, they can match their voices, like on "Freedom Isn't Free", and on that song they even bellow out their voices to sound like some soft, country ballad. But the best is easily the vocal work that Trey does on "I'm So Ronery", where he does his Kim Jong Il voice and totally stereotypes the Asian voice. The gang verses/choruses that they do on tracks like "Everyone Has A.I.D.S" and the rip-roaring "America, F*ck Yea!" make them complete sing-a-longs, so bring your 5 year old brother and teach him some cool new words! Fuck yea!

Now, as for the songs themselves, I feel I must address the actual type each of them are. They're all completely unique and special in their own way. While a track like, lets say, "America, F*ck Yea" is a straight-up hard rockin' tune, another like "Only a Woman" will totally contradict it with its soft-rock, ballad like tunes. And only a few people seem to know that the song "Montage" was ripped off a South Park episode (The one where Stan plans to ski race some douche. Funny.), and is like techno-rock. "Derka Derk (Terrorist Theme)" and "North Korean Melody" sound like something you'd hear at some circus or carnival, with the last song using Asian "Ping-pong-pang!" type talking as a matter of instruments, complete with an orchestra behind them. "The Team America March" is exactly what you might think of: A patriotic trip through banging drums and floaty strings. Some of the instrumental songs, like "F.*.G." and "Putting A Jihad On You" start off completely differently than how they end. "F.*.G." at first sounds like cheesy Porno music before it quickly turns into a rockin' beat, and then again changes into a string orchestra. "Putting A Jihad On You" actually kicks off with some music that might be heard on like a Bond movie, before it too moves onto wonderful string, brass, and percussion section that sounds like it could've been on the movie Top Gun. The musicianship here is top notch, and it's a good time all around.


*WARNING* Right now, it's about to get dirty. Please, if you're under the age of 13...keep on looking to learn some sweet new phrases.

But what, oh what would a Trey Parker and Matt Stone soundtrack be like without some of the funniest lyrics this side of the bloody Milky Way galaxy? Well, it would suck, quite frankly, because the lyrics are the best part of this soundtrack. And who would've thought, cause after the first song, "Everyone Has A.I.D.S", where Trey and Matt chant out the song title over and over, with a break where they say "Come on everybody, we got quilting to do!". Oh boy. So politically incorrect. I love it. And who could dismiss such classic sayings such as "Only a woman...should be doin that right now!....I just want to be a woman!" on "Only A Woman". And it doesn't stop there, "Freedom Isn't Free" blurts out, "What would you do if someone told you to fight for freedom? Would you answer the call, or run away like a little pussy?". I laughed at that multiple times. Taking pot shots at the movie Pearl Harbor, "The End of an Act" contains a song centered off of saying how much that movie sucked in comparison to how much he misses his girl. Lines such as "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was horrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, He's way better than Ben Affleck" will forever ring in my head. But now...now I must tell you the greatest song out of all of these. "America, F*ck Yea" should be a song everyone is familiar with now. I mean, honestly, what guy on the face of the Earth has not sung along to it? And at the end, where they start chanting out things like "N.F.L. ...F*ck yea! Rock N Roll...F*ck yea! The internet...F*ck yea! Slavery...F*ck yea!", you can't help but laugh. I mean, they list everything from porno to Taco Bell. It's great.

I gotta be blunt here. The songs where they actually sing are far more enjoyable than the instrumental ones. Sure, the musicianship here is top notch, but I want to laugh. And I don't laugh when I hear a wonderful orchestra playing. I laugh when I hear constant "F*ck yea's" being chanted by Matt and Trey. And while the instrumental songs are relaxing and calm, and like I stated before, extremely well done, I find myself listening to about the first 7 songs, then repeating them all over again. That's sadly the case here.

Overall, this soundtrack is downright hilarious. If you like humor, you'll like this. And not only that, you'll like the movie, which is even funnier I must admit. So what should you get from this? Songs with singing/lyrics = You will laugh hard. Songs that are just instrumental = Cool, but not as cool as Matt and Trey being politically incorrect.


Overall - 4/5



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south_of_heaven 11
July 27th 2006


5488 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Editing at the moment...damn coding...



Alright, I don't know how to get rid of that coding. I really don't. Someone help me out here.This Message Edited On 07.27.06

Cygnus Inter Anates
July 27th 2006


721 Comments


The movie was pretty bad.

south_of_heaven 11
July 27th 2006


5488 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yea ok cool...you got any advice on how to get rid of that coding error? I can't figure out how.

Cygnus Inter Anates
July 27th 2006


721 Comments


You edit it and take out the apostrophes and junk.

Is it really that hard to figure out?

south_of_heaven 11
July 27th 2006


5488 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Quite frankly, yes. The errors don't show up on the editing page, so I don't know where to re-edit it. And some of the weird crap pops up where there is nothing in the first place.

Cygnus Inter Anates
July 27th 2006


721 Comments


What future Chan post says.This Message Edited On 07.27.06

mynameischan
Emeritus
July 27th 2006


17946 Comments


Replace all apostrophes and quotation marks.

The Sludge
July 27th 2006


2169 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

The movie kinda did rawk.





south_of_heaven 11
July 27th 2006


5488 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Alright, there, I think I got them all out. Thanks Chan.

The movie kinda did rawk.


Hell yea it did.

Muisee
July 27th 2006


679 Comments


I thought it was very funny, I wouldnt buy the soundtrack though. However America fuck yeah is good for a laugh.

kno_kontrol
July 27th 2006


448 Comments


I dowloaded this and goddamn is it gloriously entertaining. great review.

John Paul Harrison
July 27th 2006


1014 Comments


Why didn't anybody think of doing this earlier? Wow.

C20H25N3O
July 28th 2006


583 Comments


I liked the movie quite a bit. Not better than the south park movie or baseketball but still great.

Trey and Matt's songs always crack me up.

smokersdieyounger
July 28th 2006


672 Comments


I disagree that they can sing, I think thats Pro-tools.

south_of_heaven 11
July 28th 2006


5488 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I've always been lead to believe that they can, due to the fact that literally no one else can do they voices they create except themselves. But I can see what you mean...it is possible that they use production tools to improve it some.

STLMiguel
July 28th 2006


335 Comments


I thought it was great how the "terrorist theme" referenced music from the first "Star Wars" film. This whole soundtrack is pretty hilarious, really. These guys rule. And if you are just going to comment "this movie was bad," why don't you just fuck off?

astrel
July 28th 2006


2615 Comments


Team America Soundtrack...F*CK YA! (I learned a cool new phrase from this review!) That was a great review and a great movie. The song "everyone has AIDS" is making fun of the musical Rent, isn't it?

Serpento
July 28th 2006


2351 Comments


Watch the movie and you'll see, yeah, it takes a shameless chainsaw to Rent. Which I wholly supported. The soundtrack is great as an anthem/comedy album; it really sounds polished and every track has something new to it. Great review.This Message Edited On 07.28.06

Jom
Staff Reviewer
July 28th 2006


2985 Comments


I love the video Cannibal the Musical did for "America, Fuc[font=verdana]k[/font] Yeah!" It's pretty funny and full of ridiculous pop-culture references.
Good job with the review, too. Can't say that I've seen the movie, though.

distillerhonibun
July 28th 2006


3 Comments


Dude! This movie was awesome! Don't give me shit about it! It's awesome! EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS, AIDS, AIDS!



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