Laptop Funeral
Pretty Punk


3.5
great

Review

by owl beanie EMERITUS
July 12th, 2017 | 16 replies


Release Date: 2017 | Tracklist

Review Summary: 7 billion dead laptops

lemme explain u a thing --

every hour of every day there are a gajillion (yes this is a word leave me be) sounds and songs being conceived and written down and recorded on the voice memo app of an iPhone 7 like those little recordings form an incomplete timeline of insecurities and charmingly slipshod metaphors. these soundbites of the soul (as no one has ever called them) aren't supposed to exist for anyone save the person that creates them, intended only as purgation -- to extricate one’s being of that faux pas they made four years ago or that time they drank so much that buying a gatorade on the way home the next morning was the highlight of the whole week…

*ahem*

did u know that you are probably someone’s idea of a great artist? those clunky, clumsy, contrived metaphors you wrote that fell victim to your own dismissive scoffing probably could be the image that a stranger falls asleep to. a simple but reassuring note is all it takes, i think, in both the lyrical and the musical sense -- i have been mumbling i’ll be here / if you need me all week. someone always is.

you are a craftsperson of humanity and yet you never leave your bedroom. you’ve captured the sounds of the children playing on the jungle gym across the street, and you scrapbook entire conversations just to keep yourself close to the people you love.

and with the candid samples and the simple, but entirely heartfelt, lines about parents and meaning and purple hair die (not dye, because then it wouldn’t be a pun), you make music of low fidelity, intoning softly so as to not speak over the listener. there is, of course, the tentative strums of a ukulele, the waltz of unassuming synths and the careful application of piano. life can be beautiful after all.

but you worry about others hearing it. it is a starkly personal affair, if we're being real with each other. don’t worry, though; your music is pithy and relatable, perfect for an age where people either overshare or share too little. it is unconcerned with what is unimportant, like presentation or pretention, and it is content with itself.

i need to go to sleep now, but i want to reiterate that your ideas are worthwhile. i want you to realise that simplicity is a virtue in your hands. really, i just want you to write more music -- people all around the world are doing it too, but their songs will never be like your songs. i couldn’t think of anything more unifying.



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verdant
Emeritus
July 12th 2017


2492 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

punctuation to reflect a casual dialogue thanks



goodnight everyone (:

BlushfulHippocrene
Staff Reviewer
July 12th 2017


4052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

< 3 3

Conmaniac
July 12th 2017


27677 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

haha thats so weird dude I was thinking to myself yesterday and I was like "I should do a review where I don't capitalize anything...for the ~aesthetic~"



didnt think I could pull it off. you def did though. but now im expecting an album consisting of voice memo quality material. sounds super interesting to listen to but not good per say

Archelirion
July 12th 2017


6594 Comments


that lowercase sadboi aesthetic

Interesting review fella, might have to give this one a check. Along with all the other things I say I'll check. I'll get there :]

butcherboy
July 12th 2017


9464 Comments


i like these experiments a lot, jack.. mark of an artist figuring things out..

will be checking this out,, pos'ing you mentally.

BlushfulHippocrene
Staff Reviewer
July 12th 2017


4052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I'll Be Here is so precious... Keep up the sadboi recs, please and thanks.

Conmaniac
July 12th 2017


27677 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

listening now...sounds like autotuned twee-folk/indie pop hahah. I kinda love it...



sounds like something my friend would make (american poetry club)

clavier
Emeritus
July 12th 2017


1169 Comments


I adore concept/experimental reviews, would love to see more in the same vein

AsleepInTheBack
Staff Reviewer
July 12th 2017


10086 Comments


Lovely stuff. Spiritual pos.

verdant
Emeritus
July 12th 2017


2492 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Con: yeah I meant for it to show how it feels more intimate and personal and one-on-one, but thanks and of course you could pull it off!

Butcher: thanks but when will I ever find my voice!?!?!?

Claire: that is a request I can definitely follow through with



youre all pretty great i suppose

verdant
Emeritus
July 13th 2017


2492 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

also con i can read your mind

EvoHavok
July 13th 2017


8078 Comments


That artist name. Very interesting review.

BlushfulHippocrene
Staff Reviewer
July 13th 2017


4052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

This album loses its appeal very quickly, but the first few listens are magical.

verdant
Emeritus
July 13th 2017


2492 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

thanks evo! that's a shame blush i think it compliments certain moods very well no matter what listen you're on

BlushfulHippocrene
Staff Reviewer
July 13th 2017


4052 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

You might be right, the time/mood could be more important. I'll be sure to give it a spin again soon.

Conmaniac
July 13th 2017


27677 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

stop listening to me!!!



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