Oasis
The Masterplan


1.5
very poor

Review

by fapmeister USER (1 Reviews)
March 20th, 2016 | 15 replies


Release Date: 1998 | Tracklist

Review Summary: You shouldn't go for it unless you are a die-hard fan of 1993-97 Oasis. You can buy it, of course, but don't tell anyone about that, or you will be recognized as somebody who has too much money or bad musical taste. Your choice mate, your choice.

In 1997 before releasing "Be Here Now" Oasis still had had a luxury of being "The Biggest Band In The World". But when it finally appeared it turned out that when compared to the previous releases of Oasis it was rather bland. With BHN Oasis killed Britpop which started to lose popularity in favor of modern rock genres played by Radiohead or Blur (Ok Computer and Blur was released at the same time). It seems to me before leaving the sinking ship flying the flag of Britpop Oasis wanted to release one more album while they still had quite a lot of fans.

"The Masterplan", which is not a regular album but a B-sides compilation, appeared in late 1998, as the last "britpop era Oasis') release, containing their 1993-97 recordings, which didn't appeared on their regular albums. Why? Were they too weak? Oh, Noel, two years before you were comparing your band to Beatles, so I thought none of your songs can be regarded as weak or even pedestrian. So were you lying?

It comes down to Masterplan contains songs that are just the weaker copies of Oasis' album songs - all of them written in the same vain. "Listen up"? Just the watered down copy of "Supersonic" streched to almost 6 and a half minutes. So they always liked to write long songs... "Fade Away" seems to be just the copy of "Rock N' Roll Star". I just can't like it, especially due to senseless noises in the end. But the most hilarious things are the ballads. The trademark of Oasis. The thing is that Noel Gallagher uses exactly the same strumming in all of them - comical "Talk Tonight" with whining vocals and hand clapping. "Half The World away" which is so weak I can't recall it now. And the most mentionworthy "The Masterplan" nothing more than a poppish ballad (it could be easily replaced with Magic Pie or any other ballad sung by older of Gallaghers - I think no one would spot the difference). Everytime Noel tries to hide all the dullness under such a snobby production - strings, pianos or pseudo-nostalgic acoustic guitars. Apart from those totally crappy tracks there are plenty of songs which are just forgettable. If you would point a pistol to me and ask to hum "Rockin Chair" or "Stay Young" (BHN era b-side which is far better than most of songs from that LP) i would be a goner. To be honest I must mention songs which bring something we haven't heard before - chilling instrumental jam "Swamp Song" and headbangin' "Headshrinker" (great liam's vocal comedown at 1:30) are quite decent, but "Going Nowhere" is stupid folk-ish song, which would work as a tv show theme, but not "The Biggest Band in The World's" song. Just skip, and don't listen to it anymore. I Finally I think that "Masterplan" is too long. If only Oasis had cut short before releasing it and threw away songs like "Half The World Away", "Rockin Chair" or "Fade Away" it would be eatable.

Now I know why britpop died. People who had made it the most popular genre of music at the time just killed it a few years later with terrible songs. Where is the logic?


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Comments:Add a Comment 
Snake.
March 20th 2016


25249 Comments


i'm not gonna neg but holy crap

Review by fapmeister


actually i change my mind, neg

PumpBoffBag
Staff Reviewer
March 20th 2016


1530 Comments


ech be here now really isn't that bad...

Tunaboy45
March 20th 2016


18421 Comments


It's actually pretty decent for a b side collection, not the dog's bollocks but decent.

claygurnz
March 20th 2016


7547 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Some quality tracks here.

Ebola
March 20th 2016


4511 Comments


"Now I know why britpop died."
-sputnik user fapmeister

Ebola
March 20th 2016


4511 Comments


double post

zaruyache
March 20th 2016


27354 Comments


so is this one indiegono or is the other one indiegono or are they a double alt attack? Because the latter idea is actually kind of clever.

Froot
March 20th 2016


1910 Comments


if anybody can find me a more condescending summary i'd love to hear

Tunaboy45
March 20th 2016


18421 Comments


"or you will be recognized as somebody who has too much money or bad musical taste"

or someone who likes Oasis

Quake
March 20th 2016


63 Comments


I'm not your mate, mate.

bach
March 20th 2016


16303 Comments


fapmeister lol

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
March 21st 2016


26569 Comments


Oasis are shit this review is even worse

ZackSh33
March 21st 2016


730 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

or someone who likes Oasis [2]

onionbubs
March 21st 2016


20673 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

t/t is great



and lol zaruyache to the alt thing. actually is kinda clever hahaha. indiegono2 was...really something.

JohnnyBiggs
March 23rd 2016


107 Comments


Awesome album



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