Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End


3.0
good

Review

by Jordan M. EMERITUS
October 4th, 2014 | 92 replies


Release Date: 2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Everything is OK.

Rivers Cuomo and his audience have something in common: they've both been damaged too many times to count. How is it that a band originally slated for alternative rock glory became so quickly embittered by the big bad music industry?

Everything was set to blossom for Weezer when they released The Blue Album, a 10-track shuffled-up opus of childish angst and downtrodden power pop. In a time where humour was severely lacking, Weezer were gleefully defiant in creating Happy Days throwbacks. They stuck out like the sorest of thumbs to the grimmest of outcasts. It was that defiance of the emerging misery scene that gathered them a strong audience, pushing them to the forefront for those craving something a little quirkier than what was available. But as is all too well known Cuomo's attempt to follow it up with Pinkerton failed. Introversion was met with derision and sniggers; most notably, the readers of Rolling Stone came to declare it the third worst album of 1996, mocking the tender openness of Cuomo as vile misogynistic bile. It didn't seem unfair of fans to be on the offense, either; to come off of an album like The Blue Album with something so grunge-symptomatic felt like betrayal. Where were the singles? Where were the hooks? Why were they getting angry with lesbians?

Even though it all seemed to make sense in Cuomo's soul, to be told repeatedly he failed so unprofessionally had gotten to him. It took him 5 years to articulate himself again; when he did, what we got was The Green Album, an album lacking in any true inward-gazing moments despite a handful of brilliant singles. It wasn't a bad album, but when you consider what came after it- a litany of Make Believe's and "Pork & Beans"'s- you really feel that disaffection that infected Cuomo's soul. Symptomatic of the fickle and perverted nature of music journalism, a dichotomy manifested, an internal conflict between who Rivers Cuomo is and who he thinks people want him to be.

And thus, the vicious cycle continues. Every time Weezer attempt to make an album, Cuomo writes with the veil of bitter criticism looming over shoulder. What we end up with, invariably, always disappoints. This cycle was typified by the horrendous mislead to Raditude that was "If You're Wondering If I Want You To (I Want You To)", leaving Weezer with little more than nostalgic value. Understandably, cynicism grew strong when "Back to the Shack" premiered earlier this year. We'd been hurt way too many times to count, with ingenuity lingering in the air when Cuomo sang of taking it, 'Back to the strat' with the lightning strap'. Could one big riff, one big chorus and one big solo really save Weezer? Well, yes and no. Yes, in that Everything Will Be Alright in the End is, post-Pinkerton, Weezer's best album. No, in that those aren't particularly high standards to meet.

The good news is that if you were skeptical of "Back to the Shack"'s implications, you have no reason to be. By and large, Everything... is exactly what a Weezer album should be: confessional lyrics, hard/alternative rock pastiche, and room for addictive, infectious melodies. That's instantly apparent on "Ain't Got Nobody", with no hook squandered and no riff out of place across the relatively brief power pop trip. Cuomo uses brevity to his advantage, and even as something as overboard as "The Futurescope Trilogy" undoes it, innocent and sincere glee ingrains itself deep within Everything...'s roots. It's obvious that the presence of Ric Ocasek behind the mixing board has worked to their advantage, urging Cuomo to retire anxieties for the purpose of greater comfort in expression. Cuomo no longer feels stifled and frustrated like he did on Pinkerton. Midlife has now equipped him with the tools to survive.

Eventually though, that's where Everything Will Be Alright In The End starts to fault. Much like all great art, Weezer's best material originates from suffering and misery found deep within the soul. If that was a yearning for youth on The Blue Album and a commentary on the darkest aspects of life on Pinkerton, here it's more about cutting through those 18-years of suffering and purifying the craft. As keen as Rivers Cuomo is to distance himself from his progressively declining career, he goes more for apologizing for it than outwardly acknowledging and dealing with it. That's what makes "Back to the Shack" and "Eulogy for a Rock Band" substantial in terms of its Panopticon concept, but it leaves a little bit of resentment when Cuomo quickly moves on and preaches Belladonna woes on "Lonely Girl", simply pretending the last 18-years didn't happen. It's obvious the best songs are those that deal with the Panopticon aspects at the beginning of the record. It's there where Cuomo decides he'll effortlessly start shredding and throwing out the best hooks in his arsenal. A metaphor for Weezer's career, Everything... makes a downwards trajectory until "The Futurescope Trilogy" (itself a tribute to "Only in Dreams"), tracking the pertinence of Cuomo's lyrical work likewise.

On a broader spectrum it's a little disengaging to begin examining the record under comb, as the skeletal flaws of Everything... become unsightly errors. Unlike Pinkerton, which lacerated and exposed the dork within, Everything... seems just a bit too immediate to really be affecting within its narrative. As "Eulogy for a Rock Band" indicates, Cuomo is at peace with his relationship to band members and fans. As "Cleopatra" reveals, Cuomo is working on his interaction with the opposite sex and is- everything considered- succeeding. As even "Foolish Father" displays, Cuomo isn't especially phased or anxious about his parental relationships. Where he once confessed to sexually interpreting fan mail with perverted glee, Cuomo now seems uncomfortably at peace with himself. That's clearly not a negative (to encourage suffering for the sake of art is intolerable), but to say it hinders an interesting album is undeniable. Imagine what could've been if "Ain't Got Nobody" was just that much more bitter, a little more weathered. Imagine what could've been if "The British Are Coming" was as frustrated and isolated as much as it was playful and meaningless. No, Weezer don't pretend to be under pressure, but one can't help but feel that they're just a bit too optimistic about their affairs.

Really though, should that stop us enjoying the first good Weezer album in years? I wouldn't forgive ecstatic fans for believing a little too much in a record like this. You've been hurting; so has Rivers Cuomo, a fact he seeks to begin rectifying and working on here. Whether or not he continues down this path or gives in to anxieties is anybody's guess, so you might as well enjoy the ride while it lasts. Sincerely, if this is the end, everything is ok.



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Jots
Emeritus
October 4th 2014


7561 Comments


I'm glad this got a 3 review, probably more realistic tbh

Jots
Emeritus
October 4th 2014


7561 Comments


to be told repeatedly he failed so unprofessionally had gotten to him
reads kinda weird to me

great review man, really. you should be happy with this one

ExplosiveOranges
October 4th 2014


4408 Comments


"and it's Bound 2 piss off some peeps"

Yeezus just rose again. Review is a little on the long side, especially that intro. That being said, it still was an enjoyable read. It might just be the fact that I've never, ever been a Weezer fan, but it works.

Gyromania
October 4th 2014


37006 Comments


yo jordan this review is great -much, much better than your last. mindpos

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
October 4th 2014


16596 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

good words man

AliW1993
October 4th 2014


7511 Comments


I'll echo the first comment re: the length and intro, but the review's really well written.

The album's decent, but anyone claiming it's even in the same stratosphere as Blue or Pinkerton is kidding themselves I'm afraid. I seem to remember Hurley getting a similarly positive initial reception.

NervousBreakdown
October 4th 2014


172 Comments


Rockin' out like it's 94, nope this sucks

Funeralopolis
October 4th 2014


14586 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

review rating is correct good job

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
October 4th 2014


18256 Comments


Didn't realize you posted this already, just left a love letter on the forums for you.

Insurrection
October 4th 2014


24844 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

great stuff



to both the album and review

Rowan5215
Staff Reviewer
October 4th 2014


47584 Comments

Album Rating: 4.1

"and it's Bound 2 piss off some peeps"

pospospos

trackbytrackreviews
October 4th 2014


3469 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Panopticon is not a word I would use more than once in a review

Gnocchi
Staff Reviewer
October 4th 2014


18256 Comments


will incorporate some of the stuff you said, although i don't believe you've never come across Weezer history before


I won't plead complete ignorance but with almost 3 gigs of metal hitting my inbox in promos alone, plus everything else I'm futile in catching up on middling bands like Weezer will continue to be ignored unless I see the right validation. I'll admit it's a sure way to miss acts/albums but with this day and age of releases, who knows what will be coming around.

Thanks for taking it on board, you have some fair points yourself.

MyRamona
October 4th 2014


1098 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Your writing is fantastic! Although this album has me completely hooked like no other...

ti0n
October 4th 2014


1769 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

finally a good review for this

trackbytrackreviews
October 4th 2014


3469 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Idk man I mean I know Rivers did use that to describe this but using it twice just sounds kinda...pretentious.

trackbytrackreviews
October 4th 2014


3469 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

-_-

NervousBreakdown
October 4th 2014


172 Comments


still sucks.

psandy
October 4th 2014


280 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bound 2 fall in love.. with this review. Really good work, only complaint is that Cleopatra seemed a little more open to interpretation to me. The vibe I got from it was a jab at the music industry or Cleopatra being the promise of fame. Could just be looking too deep into it.

sailSAway
October 4th 2014


1141 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

"uuuhh im Arcade and i think too much about stuff instead of enjoying it."



4.5



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