Mickey Mouse
Mickey Unrapped


5.0
classic

Review

by Sanic69 USER (2 Reviews)
August 1st, 2014 | 49 replies | 1,757 views


Release Date: 1994 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Mickey Mouse ain't nuthing ta f*ck with

In rap music there has been a few albums that have changed the whole landscape of the genre and whose influence is felt to this very day, Nas’s “Illmatic”, Dr. Dre’s “ The Chronic” and Wu-Tang Clan’s “Enter The Wu-Tang: 36 Chambers” just to name a few. However, none of these albums could ever wish to live up to the sheer quality of Mickey Mouse’s flawless rap debut, “Mickey Unrapped”. First off, look at that album cover, its just Mickey Mouse telling you “It ain’t gunna suck itself hoe”, now that is pretty freakin pimp right there.

This album has Mickey Mouse and some of his Disney friends spitting molten hot verses all over the place over top of some hit rap songs of the time. Mickey Mouse as a rapper is just godly, no rapper got sh*t on this mouse, he is like a combo of Rakim, Nas and Jesus all rolled into one. I bet Eminem jacks off while reading the verses on this album while crying tears of shame, knowing he will never write anything close to this sh*t. Just look at what Goofy raps from the song “U Can’t Botch This”:

“I went outside in my underwear/ The door blew shut/ I was stuck out there/ And along came a bus full of kids”

This album obviously is not scared to tackle taboo subjects like pedophilia as you can see. However, nothing on this album cannot compare to the stone cold classic “Ice Ice Mickey”. Don’t worry, it sounds nothing like that sh*t excuse of a song “Ice Ice Baby”. But on this track you will learn one thing: you don't f*ck with Disney!

“Yeah, the Disney posse’s coming at cha/Head ‘em off at the pass, hummies, I mean homies.”

I bet Wu-Tang, G-Unit and D-12 all cry tears of fear when they hear this song and have a massive orgy to try to make themselves feel better about their rapping abilities. There are a few other just mind-blowing songs on this album such as “Duck in The ‘Hood”, where Heuy, Dewey and Louie basicly make N.W.A look like a bunch of pussies and “Whatta Mouse” where Minnie Mouse spends a whole song just telling you how pimpin Mickey is.

Overall this is the greatest rap album that will be ever made, no contest. If for some reason you don’t already own this masterpiece buy it now! Or I bet the Disney crew will f*ck you up!

5 stars/5


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Supercoolguy64
August 1st 2014


1393 Comments


I want this super bad, but my mommy said i cant listen to hardcore gangster rap :' ( (Niice review btw)

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BMDrummer
August 1st 2014


7022 Comments


lol what the fuck is this

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sapient
August 1st 2014


1991 Comments


Better donald duck fo' cover, son

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Supercoolguy64
August 1st 2014


1393 Comments


"lol what the fuck is this"

The best hippity-hop album ever made, duh

BMDrummer
August 1st 2014


7022 Comments


i need to jam this, gotta hide it from mom though, she'll ground me if she finds out i listen to stuff like this

YakNips
August 1st 2014


10615 Comments


"First off, look at that album cover, its just Mickey Mouse telling you “It ain’t gunna suck itself hoe”, now that is pretty freakin pimp right there."

best review ever

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Supercoolguy64
August 1st 2014


1393 Comments


parents just don't under stand the music, maaaaaaaan

YakNips
August 1st 2014


10615 Comments


i wanted to review an album called "mickey's dead" today but i feel it wouldn't be appropriate

BMDrummer
August 1st 2014


7022 Comments


do it yak, your reviews rule bb

Supercoolguy64
August 1st 2014


1393 Comments


Yeah dude, that would be spittin on Micky's grave. Stupid Illuminati, first 2pac, now micky

deathschool
August 1st 2014


7956 Comments


GOAT review

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GmemberKills
August 1st 2014


791 Comments


Amazing review. I feel like it could have been a lil longer but honestly i think the cover says it all.

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ZackSh33
August 1st 2014


294 Comments


"First off, look at that album cover, its just Mickey Mouse telling you “It ain’t gunna suck itself hoe”, now that is pretty freakin pimp right there." [2]

THIS IS GOLD, JERRY. GOLD!

so much pos it hurts

GmemberKills
August 1st 2014


791 Comments


"U Can't Botch This" omg lol

Froot
August 1st 2014


981 Comments


gonna have to listen to this now

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Supercoolguy64
August 1st 2014


1393 Comments


"the stone cold classic “Ice Ice Mickey”. "

And I thought I made crappy puns

SharkTooth
August 1st 2014


4277 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

oh god this thing

Participation
August 1st 2014


26 Comments


http://tinychat.com/sputnik

PappyMason
August 1st 2014


812 Comments


Some of the funniest shit I've ever read. Props.

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MrSirLordGentleman
August 1st 2014


4400 Comments


Cover needs the parental advisory symbol

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