Impending Doom
Death Will Reign


5.0
classic

Review

by Nocturnal USER (4 Reviews)
May 4th, 2014 | 25 replies


Release Date: 11/05/2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Review is srsly. srs. srsly.

This is by far the heaviest ***ing record I have ever heard. Its the most brutal album to graze the death metal masses since the new Bring Me The Horizon and Gorguts albums came out. It was in fact so heavy i went to pick it up but did not lift because it was so ***ing heavy and at that point of my life i was a skinny little bitch listening to pussy bands like Protest The Hero and Deftones so i hit up the closest gym till i got mad yoked and then i could finally conquer this epic jun-fest.

From the opening chugs of "ravenous disease" I felt my brand new sleeve tats tickle and my gauges got wet quick. This album has so many breakdowns and brodowns it'll have you and your bros getting real physical in the pit/parents basement/bbq,tat parlours, really wherever you can throw the *** down. Don't even give me the "Binary Junz" argument either because me and my bros won't even know what the *** your talking about. If you feel like getting ***ed up the ass without lube and then not getting a phone call the next morning then this is truly as close as you will get to that feeling without doing it in real life.

Whoever doubts the greatness of this tr00 classic metul album is just not worth your time and they will surely by stricken down by the good lord (Just ask AntiChrist Lucker if you disagree) who also gave this band they ever mighty strength to record this true godsend of metal. If you think I be trolling look at my ratings and you'll know I'm the real ***ing deal.

So all in all these christ worshipping angels have shown me the way to god and to a place of never-ending junz. So I thank you Impending Doom because without "Death Will Reign" Id still be a little bitch without straightened hair,skinny jeans, and an Asking Alexandria shirt.


user ratings (84)
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other reviews of this album
CollectTheLeaves (3.5)
Impending Doom's heaviest and strongest album yet....

guynamedcarl (2.5)
Impending Doom's fifth outing is nothing new: 46 minutes worth of extreme heaviness and breakdowns....


Comments:Add a Comment 
Nocturnal
May 4th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Thanks brometheus

Diamondize
May 4th 2014


1367 Comments


Deftones diss NEG

ScuroFantasma
May 4th 2014


2538 Comments


"Review is srsly. srsly."

second 'srsly' should be 'srs', Neg

Digging: Kyuss - Blues for the Red Sun

Nocturnal
May 4th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Tr00 I deserve that.

ScuroFantasma
May 4th 2014


2538 Comments


Nah man I pos'd cuz it's an honest mistake and you mentioned bbq's breifly

fallenbird
May 4th 2014


4122 Comments


most generic metal album title

fromtheinside
May 4th 2014


19166 Comments


ummm

Digging: Techno Animal - The Brotherhood of the Bomb

Nocturnal
May 4th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

The negs do not bother me because only my god can judge me.

asaf
May 4th 2014


889 Comments


Its the most brutal album to graze the death metal masses since the new Bring Me The Horizon

i'm pretty sure you believe this.

ExplosiveOranges
May 4th 2014


3904 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Protest the Hero diss = Instant Neg

Digging: Millicent Waffles - Under Dark Blue Blanket

KILL
May 4th 2014


72280 Comments


good review

Digging: Throwing Muses - Throwing Muses

Slut
May 4th 2014


2679 Comments


Death will reign m/


SlMBOLlC
May 4th 2014


5296 Comments


So bad

Futures
May 4th 2014


12426 Comments


am i supposed to laugh?

Digging: The Twilight Sad - Nobody Wants To Be Here And Nobody Wants To Leave

Killerhit
May 4th 2014


5381 Comments


maybe on planet fucking retard this review would be funny

SlMBOLlC
May 4th 2014


5296 Comments


so why aren't you laughing?

b00m

Nocturnal
May 4th 2014


1329 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

b00m [2]

ExplosiveOranges
May 4th 2014


3904 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

b00m [3]

ScuroFantasma
May 4th 2014


2538 Comments


b0123m

Futures
May 4th 2014


12426 Comments


stop



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