Steel Panther
All You Can Eat


5.0
classic

Review

by BlackLlama USER (40 Reviews)
March 25th, 2014 | 54 replies


Release Date: 04/01/2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: You'll be stuffed like a fat, fat girl at the All You Can Eat buffet.

I could go about a normal review and tell you all how awesome the new Steel Panther is. I could compare it, and its awesomeness to a billion other inferior albums that have been released since the dawn of time. Instead, I will list, from A to Z the reasons you need to sup at the All You Can Eat buffet.

A – Is for Aquanet.
B – Is for buttholes; as in please keep your fist out of grand-ma’s, that’s disrespecting the dead!
C – Is for giraffe
D – Is for damaged. As in yu mst b mintal e damigd f u do not n joy still Pants or
E – Is for everyone should drink exactly 11.54 beers before listening to this album.
F – Is for ***ing STEEL PANTHER!
4 – Strike 4, well I don’t remember what it was… but you better not do it no more!
H – Is for Heavy emphasis on sex with old people.
I – I understand you had gas, but you farted and another dude’s sperm dribbled out of your ass.
J – That’s ***ing gross.
K – Screw you Michael Starr I drive a Kia.
L – LET’S GO TO THE ZOO!
M – Monkeys; have sex with a few before it’s all over.
N – Not those kind of monkeys you racist prick. Steel Panther does not endorse racism!
O – Unless your Asian, and again unless you’re a hooker.
P – As in it still burns when I pee.
Q – Quiet, I’m still looking up something for the letter Z
R – Radio Friendly, even when it sounds like it is, it isn’t.
S – So much love on your face… I couldn’t see the tears 
T – There’s a 9 inch ____ in your ____, 10 and a half… in you ____.
U – Under no circumstances should you not listen to this album.
V – I will not use vagina… dammit!
W – When listening to Steel Panther, listener discretion is advised!
X – Half of these songs apply to my X girlfriend.
Y – Because she’s a whore, that’s why.
Z – Still can’t think of ***.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
BigPleb
March 25th 2014


38171 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Album rules and interesting review...

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BlackLlama
March 25th 2014


1706 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I know Hans will take care of an actual review. I could wax poetic about how much I love this for days.

emester
March 25th 2014


4392 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

this leak yet?

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Jacquibim
Contributing Reviewer
March 25th 2014


15292 Comments


Worst band ever review rulez but

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Greyvy
March 25th 2014


5119 Comments


now this is how you write a review!

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Relinquished
March 25th 2014


26092 Comments


ya gotta supply leak after review

Relinquished
March 25th 2014


26092 Comments


supply stream i meen

BlackLlama
March 25th 2014


1706 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

I'm at work right now, I'll post up the links when I get home this evening.

manosg
March 25th 2014


6760 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Those song titles are damn inspired.

Full album for anyone who cares:

http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/All+You+Can+Eat/9607982

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Brostep
Staff Reviewer
March 25th 2014


3559 Comments


feature this mods

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JS19
March 25th 2014


4421 Comments


lol this will not be a 5

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BlackLlama
March 25th 2014


1706 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

It's the third album many bands wish they could make. Takes the best of both releases they have so far and improves in just about every way.

If you don't laugh during 10 Strike You're Out then you do not have a soul :D

SitarHero
March 25th 2014


4753 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Best review ever.

SitarHero
March 25th 2014


4753 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Also, Llama, I see you reviewed Southgang and UKJ. You're my new hero.

BMDrummer
March 25th 2014


10098 Comments


Haha, Steel Panther

Necrotica
March 25th 2014


10147 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7 | Sound Off

Best review and best album

JamieTwort
Contributing Reviewer
March 25th 2014


21696 Comments


Holy shit, this leaked?

I plan on reviewing this but I'll probably be too busy to do it for a while (still got a half written review to finish as well). Hopefully I'll get a chance to check this out soon, I have no doubt it rules.

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Necrotica
March 25th 2014


10147 Comments

Album Rating: 4.7 | Sound Off

I'm gonna review this after I'm done with my Shakira one

JamieTwort
Contributing Reviewer
March 25th 2014


21696 Comments


How does this compare to their previous albums, Brendan?

BigPleb
March 25th 2014


38171 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

Best band ever agreed.



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