Review Summary: You'll be stuffed like a fat, fat girl at the All You Can Eat buffet.
I could go about a normal review and tell you all how awesome the new Steel Panther is. I could compare it, and its awesomeness to a billion other inferior albums that have been released since the dawn of time. Instead, I will list, from A to Z the reasons you need to sup at the All You Can Eat buffet.
A – Is for Aquanet.
B – Is for buttholes; as in please keep your fist out of grand-ma’s, that’s disrespecting the dead!
C – Is for giraffe
D – Is for damaged. As in yu mst b mintal e damigd f u do not n joy still Pants or
E – Is for everyone should drink exactly 11.54 beers before listening to this album.
F – Is for ***ing STEEL PANTHER!
4 – Strike 4, well I don’t remember what it was… but you better not do it no more!
H – Is for Heavy emphasis on sex with old people.
I – I understand you had gas, but you farted and another dude’s sperm dribbled out of your ass.
J – That’s ***ing gross.
K – Screw you Michael Starr I drive a Kia.
L – LET’S GO TO THE ZOO!
M – Monkeys; have sex with a few before it’s all over.
N – Not those kind of monkeys you racist prick. Steel Panther does not endorse racism!
O – Unless your Asian, and again unless you’re a hooker.
P – As in it still burns when I pee.
Q – Quiet, I’m still looking up something for the letter Z
R – Radio Friendly, even when it sounds like it is, it isn’t.
S – So much love on your face… I couldn’t see the tears
T – There’s a 9 inch ____ in your ____, 10 and a half… in you ____.
U – Under no circumstances should you not listen to this album.
V – I will not use vagina… dammit!
W – When listening to Steel Panther, listener discretion is advised!
X – Half of these songs apply to my X girlfriend.
Y – Because she’s a whore, that’s why.
Z – Still can’t think of ***.