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The Misunderstood


1.5
very poor

Review

by Lambda USER (68 Reviews)
February 20th, 2014 | 35 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: A musical journey into the most tragic, and yet most hopeful, of places...

...the vagina. No, I'm not kidding. That's what The Misunderstood reminds me of. It is funny sometimes, alluring others, and occasionally disgusting. Teams of scientists could work for years and still not fully understand it. The Misunderstood is a perplexing listen, just like the vagina is a perplexing organ, mostly due to the bizarre mix of genres and moods. Burping, spoken word, avant-garde metal freakouts, orgasms, opera, slurping, hip-hop samples... need I go on? Probably not, but I will anyway.

Let's look at some of the highlights from the album. "Anything in Mind" has one of the loudest and worst guitar solos I have ever heard, and I can only hope that it is a parody. "NO! Don't Type That!" is a bizarre acapella harmonized operatic vocal piece that sounds like five ghosts having simultaneous orgasms. Speaking of orgasms, the track immediately after it, "You Have a Moustache and You're a Woman," is the sound of someone beating off, cumming... and that's it. Lastly, closer "Niggardly Nasah" is almost entirely silent for its nearly six-minute runtime, until the vocalist burps and asks 'What do YOU think?' in the track's closing seconds.

There are a couple of legitimately decent moments on here, though. "Go to the Park" has some impressive Buckethead-style shredding, and the title track is one of the most bizarrely entertaining songs I have ever heard, being seven-plus minutes long and cycling through genre after genre. The total randomness of this track, and indeed the whole album, will have you on the floor laughing... I just hope that was its intent.



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Lambda
February 19th 2014


2452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

http://freshbeatz.bandcamp.com/
lol

SharkTooth
February 19th 2014


5140 Comments


dafuq? seriously, this review just makes me go DAFUQ????
I don't know whether to pos or neg...I'm just thinking...THE FUCK?????

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SharkTooth
February 19th 2014


5140 Comments


" The Misunderstood is a perplexing listen, just like the vagina is a perplexing organ, mostly due to the bizarre mix of genres and moods. Burping, spoken word, avant-garde metal freakouts, orgasms, opera, slurping, hip-hop samples... need I go on? Probably not, but I will anyway. "

oh, sweet Jesus..

sixdegrees
February 19th 2014


17195 Comments


orgasms


sold

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SharkTooth
February 19th 2014


5140 Comments


The other review for this doesn't help...The fact that P Diddy and a pedophile from Australia would be put on the same cover of an album called 'The Misunderstood' just makes me more worried about the artists who made this 'thing'

Phlegm
February 19th 2014


5127 Comments


posd

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tommygun
February 19th 2014


24989 Comments


fuck this

Lotus
February 19th 2014


506 Comments


These songs of ridiculously charged emotion and passion blended into epic beauty and terrible ugliness to make the perfect amalgamation of the human experience known as life. This. is. The. Misunderstood.

TheMoonchild
February 20th 2014


490 Comments


I must hear this

MrSirLordGentleman
February 20th 2014


4554 Comments


that's not the real album artwork, right?

Lambda
February 20th 2014


2452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

lmao, I'm afraid it is. Thanks for the pos's guys.

Lotus: I couldn't have said it better myself.

MrSirLordGentleman
February 20th 2014


4554 Comments


well, I can say that even if the album sucks... it seems pretty interesting to listen to it

LordePots
February 20th 2014


7731 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

i hate whoever made this

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TheBarber
February 20th 2014


1977 Comments


WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

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TheBarber
February 20th 2014


1977 Comments


Piece of shit album, kinda reminds me of a few seizure inducing indie games

osmark86
February 20th 2014


4419 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

this record is roughly as fun as being stuck in limbo in a perpetual state of being savagely consumed by rabid piranhas whilst watching that rape scene from Gaspar NoƩ's Irreversible with ICPs whole discography repeadedly chugging away in the background.

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TheBarber
February 20th 2014


1977 Comments


lol nice one

SharkTooth
February 20th 2014


5140 Comments


I did not need to know what the album sounded like

Lambda
February 20th 2014


2452 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

lmao aw come on osmark, it has some funny moments

osmark86
February 20th 2014


4419 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

it's pedestrian throughout, like mainlining barbiturates.



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