Miley Cyrus
Bangerz


1.0
awful

Review

by battleinthenorth USER (30 Reviews)
October 17th, 2013 | 65 replies


Release Date: 10/08/2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: One of the worst albums ever. Period.

Miley Cyrus seems to be attracted to controversy as though she had a magnet attached to her twerking backside permanently directed toward the local press station. Throughout her career she has had to deal with numerous accusations and knocks to her reputation, and has consistently continued with her music without addressing these issues a whole lot. As such, she has maintained virtually no credibility whatsoever, and so people naturally expect the worst when they hear the news that she is recording new material, or just when they hear her name in general.

In the case of 2013's Bangerz album, these thoughts would not be entirely unfounded. This is an atrocious album containing nothing listenable or even remotely tolerable, with some of the most atrocious, monotonous auto-tuned vocals and bland instrumental work ever put to record. The first song is a snooze-fest that sets the pace for the rest of the album in abysmal style, with some really poor minimalistic synth work and drum beats in the back ground as Miley sings some pathetic lyrics. She states "I love lying next to you, I could do this for eternity", and by this point I was seriously considering just turning the record off, and I truly wish I had done.

Not one of these tracks is even halfway decent. This is the same watered down R&B nonsense that is intended for dance-floors despite the fact that there is nothing to want to dance to about this album. Instead, this is nausea in musical form. Whatever possessed a record label to sign this piece of excrement is beyond me. Wrecking Ball has become one of her best known songs, and this track really is the epitome of awful. The lyrics are the same awful crap that should be expected of the former Disney singer, the vocal performance is too fine-tuned with a computer to the point she sounds robotic and the backing instrumental work is absolutely piss-poor. Miley Cyrus' Bangerz is an album that I advise you to stay away from as every song follows the same predictable formula.



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Brostep
Staff Reviewer
October 17th 2013


3469 Comments


Angry writing, but to justify a 1 rating you have to say a lot more about why it's objectively bad instead of just saying "it's a piece of shit" over and over again

Feather
October 17th 2013


1337 Comments


bad review. BOO you suck.

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
October 17th 2013


50500 Comments


One of the worst reviews ever. Period.

three periods in a row basically lol

FiveLeavesLeft
October 17th 2013


9838 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

This doesn't deserve 2 pos's, what the fuck

GnarlyShillelagh
Staff Reviewer
October 17th 2013


6154 Comments


my niggas you just get a pos if someone thinks your shit is well written that's why it has 3

KILL
October 17th 2013


71957 Comments


skele pos's his own reviews he rocks

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Green Baron
October 17th 2013


20000 Comments


agreed

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Pheromone
October 17th 2013


3627 Comments


haha this review, your justification makes you seem like a teenage boy too cool to like pop music, actually describe why it's bad as apose to completely childish insults.

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Green Baron
October 17th 2013


20000 Comments


this is a shit album though

at least he acknowledges that

Pheromone
October 17th 2013


3627 Comments


I haven't listened to it so I can't disagree or agree with him, I didn't hate the single Wrecking Ball mind you, but it wasn't anything life changing, I probably wont check this release out but still.

Hoppoman
October 17th 2013


634 Comments


The most important question, why is Miley Cyrus singing about sausages?

Pheromone
October 17th 2013


3627 Comments


It's abstract init.

Green Baron
October 17th 2013


20000 Comments


deep throatin sausages

Tyrael
October 17th 2013


20893 Comments


horrible

Pheromone
October 17th 2013


3627 Comments


You gave Demi Lovato a 5

Wadlez
October 17th 2013


4234 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Its bad.. but better than a 1.

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Azn.
October 17th 2013


5612 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

summary deserves its own neg

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slidenslip
October 17th 2013


1016 Comments


64 people like this. Be the first of your friends.

FiveLeavesLeft
October 17th 2013


9838 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

64 people like this? That's 64 too many :[

SirDrumsalot
October 17th 2013


1582 Comments


"64 people like this? Thats 64 too many" [2]

Add to that. 1 is too many.



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