Cesspool Of Vermin
Beastial Necrophilia


0.5

Review

by Steve Croft USER (2 Reviews)
September 23rd, 2013 | 24 replies | 1,450 views


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: we all just need to come together and admire that pig's swag

3 of 12 thought this review was well written

Man, this band just falls short of everything. Cesspool of Vermin in my books, are renowned mainly just for half-assing anything they put to record. Beastial Necrophilia is a disgusting attempt at shocking the audience into paying attention. Only problem is, with the deformation of Lust of Decay, there is no audience. This album is preaching to nothing, and that's probably why few will ever understand just how disappointing this album really is. Beastial Necrophilia is a pretty typical brutal death album, but with a small twist in the music that's supposed to make it heavier, but really just expels anything remotely interesting about the genre down a pig's asshole.

When it comes to bands like this, you can't judge based on an album cover; you're wasting your time. So if your first impressions were that this was a brutal and even fast album, sorry, you're gonna have a bad time. This album works in about .000001 bpm, chugging and chugging...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging ...and chugging...so on and so forth. And the chugs might I add are all the same, and make up the bulk of this album's "heavy" side.

The vocals are even more stupid than the "riffs". No life whatsoever, monotonous, pointless as all hell. That's 2 for 2 ladies and gentleman, because the bass and drums are about as irrelevant as all these Gerald alts. The *** factor of the vox and guitar are all part and parcel to the overall problem with Beastial Necrophilia; production value. Raw and filthy is the best way to approach this genre, many will doubt it, and few will be right. That is an objective statement in regards to the brutal death industry that builds in goregrind factors, it's gotta be dirty. This guitar is about as clean as my asshole after charmin angel soft. Now I can't say the same vocals, but what I will add is the vocals have no range, no umph in them to make you feel like the instrumentation is justified, and this very well may be because there's nothing in regards to the instruments worth justifying, but it's still just as bad when you realize that the band is actually trying.

As a general rule, I don't give such harsh ratings to albums, especially in this field, which up until a year ago has been the forefront of my musical interests. I live for the brutality, the gore, the infestation, the porn, the grotesque and over-the-top images of torn vaginas and puking assholes. But this, this album falls short of all of that, and there is nothing, and I mean nothing even remotely redeemable about this effort. It's useless, it has no point in this genre whatsoever. That being said, I unveil to you, Cesspool of Vermin's Beastial Necrophilia.


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Smial
September 22nd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Now let's all just take a moment, and realize that every time this album is mentioned in lists (with the exception of my one time) it's balls

MoosechriS
September 22nd 2013



4771 Comments


the question has to be, which is worse.....

this or torsofuck?

Smial
September 22nd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

this, without a shadow of a doubt

torsofuck is a solid 2

Lambda
September 22nd 2013



2411 Comments


lmao @ that cover art

Digging: Anathema - Judgement

Departures
September 22nd 2013



872 Comments


This album is up there in the top 5 for most disgusting album art.

Digging: Blu - Good To Be Home

sixdegrees
September 22nd 2013



16794 Comments


my new desktop

Digging: Ted Nugent - Shutup&jam!

JustinKing
September 22nd 2013



1285 Comments


This looks promising.

Smial
September 23rd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

"This album is up there in the top 5 for most disgusting album art."

not
even
remotely
fucking
close, buddy

JustinKing
September 23rd 2013



1285 Comments


^ Yeah, this art is pretty fuggin' tame, honestly.

SitarHero
September 23rd 2013



4602 Comments


I honestly only came here because of the cover TBH. Good review though. Pos.

However, "over-the-top images of torn vagina's" should read "over-the-top images of torn vaginas".



FrozenVain
September 23rd 2013



2372 Comments


The album art sure has beastiality but no necrophilia. Dissapponting.

Smial
September 23rd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

why sure it does frozen, the pig (from the waist, down) is completely disemboweled, and there's dead stuff all in the BG

@sitar I put that, but it said "vaginas" is not a real word -_-

SitarHero
September 23rd 2013



4602 Comments


Ha! I'm pretty sure vaginas is a real word. Trust me on this one. I'm an adult. I've seen multiple vaginas.

Also, "vox and guitar are all part and partial to the overall problem with Beastial Necrophilia...production value" should
read "vox and guitar are all part and parcel of the overall problem with Beastial Necrophilia; production value". I just
picked up on that.

Smial
September 23rd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

iiight, fix'd

but im telling you guys, the red squiggly line never lies im afraid "vaginas" is not a real word

SitarHero
September 23rd 2013



4602 Comments


It's a conspiracy I tell you! Propagated by the church to promote monogamy!

Smial
September 23rd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

http://www.mikanyyssola.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Noooo.jpg

Departures
September 23rd 2013



872 Comments


"Yeah, this art is pretty fuggin' tame, honestly."

lol well I am glad I haven't seen what you guys have seen then.

Smial
September 23rd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

in due time yung masta

Departures
September 23rd 2013



872 Comments


Please no.

Smial
September 23rd 2013



800 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

>:]



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