Bone Saw
Till Death Do We Part


4.5
superb

Review

by Ethereal Space Yogurt USER (205 Reviews)
September 5th, 2013 | 22 replies


Release Date: 1993 | Tracklist

Review Summary: God is dead and so are you

On a scale of 1 to 10 how manly do you think you are? 7 you say? Well, I'll give you a negative three based solely on the fact that you've never jammed Bone Saw. Go ahead and curl those 5 pound dumbells till you grow some hair on your balls. Who is Bone Saw you ask? Alright, go ahead and drink a 6 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade you ***ing sissy ladyboy. They are the true sons of death, the blood brothers of eternal darkness, the first cousins of decomposition, and the perverse uncles of depravity not to mention they are the fathers of mercilessness. They are the ignoble kings of the macabre, the disillusioned knights of bat*** brutality, the princes of unmitigated devastation, the jesters of unparalleled savagery, the serfs of unquenchable sadism. In human form they are known as Bone Saw.....a grim death metal outfit hailing from Florida's darkened depths. An outfit who emerged from their wretched, decomposing tomb once (thus far) to deliver their impassioned message of hatred and death to the pathetic soggy, squishy beings that populate the god forsaken planet known as earth......

The message of Bone Saw is titled "Til Death Do We Part", a message that can only be comprehended by those superior intellectual and physical beings who are grim enough on inside and muscular enough on the outside to be able to withstand it's desecrating onslaught of all that is death. Those who are not intellectually and physical compatible with "Til Death Do We Part" will die effective immediately in the most brutal of fashions. Blood, gore, organs and splintered bones on the walls, on the floors, hanging from the chandeliers, literally everywhere. For ten minutes your inner and outer self is bombarded with unspeakable violence. Your body is pulverized into mulch to feed this all consuming planet run by lizard people. Your soul is desecrated by the fumes of madness and begins to decay along with your sanity.

Bone Saw's crushing guitar tone sets the tone for this EP. Grimy riffage is abound, providing the rotten earthen landscape with even more grime, death and hatred. The guitar tone is heavier than the impact of two megalodons belly flopping Max Bemis and Sherri DuPree on top of the Meidum pyramid. It has been scientifically proven that Bone Saw's guitar tone has the ability to increase body mass and improve muscle composition. So, for all you hardgainers out there who aren't killed brutally within the first second of this EP you're in luck. A prominent drum approach is displayed on this fierce recording. A drum approach, that, is known to have internally ruptured roughly about 10,000,000 puny mortals organs. Similar to leaving a bag of popcorn in the microwave too long. Bone Saw are so grim and forceful that they bust out the piano in the second track "Eternal Beliefs". Bone Saw's piano playing has been known to turn a average, puny human's skeleton against them. The entranced skeletons explode out of their unworthy, squishy bodies and seize control of the domain that they seek. The only reason why the skeleton army has yet to rule is because they have been set in a deep trance for hundreds of thousands of years, akin to Cthulhu, just waiting to be awoken. Tough *** for you guys, I've already went to my altar and prayed to Skeletor. The army is rising as I post. The secretive bass tone of this recording operates on a frequency so slow that it makes people explode like grapes.

If you are an intellectually elite physical man beast with multiple 24 inch dicks and vaginas then I recommend this album to you. For all you weak, pathetic bumbling clowns who cannot comprehend the mystical depths of this recording than all I can say to you is this.......NICER DICER.....



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Comments:Add a Comment 
pizzamachine
September 5th 2013


12572 Comments


lol we must've submitted our reviews at the same time. Ginger beer > Mike's Hard Lemonade. pos

AngelofDeath
Staff Reviewer
September 5th 2013


16137 Comments


This might be your finest work yet.

BallsToTheWall
September 5th 2013


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah, I believe it is. 6 more to 200 whooooooo.

Digging: Pink Turns Blue - If Two Worlds Kiss

evilford
September 5th 2013


22987 Comments


NICER DICER

























will have to check this

Crysis
Staff Reviewer
September 5th 2013


16478 Comments


FLORIDA KRIEG

BallsToTheWall
September 5th 2013


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Florida wyrdness going on inside hurr.

MO
September 5th 2013


19077 Comments


OOO OOO I'VE HEARD ON SONG FROM THIS

siiiick review coyote

BallsToTheWall
September 5th 2013


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

stupid sputnik disclaimer ads you cant fucking mute or turn down....pssss..sellout sputnik.

evilford
September 5th 2013


22987 Comments


sold out hard

BallsToTheWall
September 5th 2013


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

saw dem $$$ signs yo.

Minus.
September 5th 2013


2680 Comments


This is an excellent review. I've never heard this, but this review makes me want to check this album out. Well done, sir.

Relinquished
September 5th 2013


25919 Comments


so why can't i pos this gold

MoosechriS
September 5th 2013


5061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

M/ review

ShadowRemains
September 5th 2013


21624 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

oh this looks filthy as fucking fuck

also crackalackin review

BallsToTheWall
September 5th 2013


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

You guys are fucking sweethearts. This is to death metal as the untouchables are to India's caste system.

MoosechriS
September 5th 2013


5061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Going out on a limb here, but does anybody have any idea where i could get this from as it sounds fucking awesome. Tried discogs and ebay but no results, i know its a stretch for a sole 20 year old demo.

BallsToTheWall
September 5th 2013


44805 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I found it off a randopm blog.

ShadowRemains
September 5th 2013


21624 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

lol @ recommended artists

MoosechriS
September 5th 2013


5061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Yeah i've found a download, will check it once i get home from work. Was looking for a physical copy but looks like its as rare as rocking horse shit. I normally dont download as i prefer to have the physical thing, but in this case it looks like it aint happening.

MoosechriS
September 6th 2013


5061 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Jammed this about 10 times now, fuckin awesome stuff.



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