brokeNCYDE
The Best of BrokeNCYDE


1.0
awful

Review

by StandingStoned USER (1 Reviews)
May 9th, 2013 | 38 replies


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Music to kill yourself by.

As with any decent review, I'll begin by saying that I have no words to describe the contents of this album. This isn't for a lack of trying, but because written language completely fails to convey the magnitude of the foulness of this album, or the scope of the error inherent in its creation. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that there is no language, no manner of description at all, that exists under the watchful gaze of the sun's eyeless face that can properly describe exactly how terrible this album, and by extension this band, is. Frankly, I'm awestruck.

None of this is news to you, of course, gentle reader. Curiosity is ever the downfall of man; your thirst for knowledge has drawn you to the well of folly before, from which you've drawn lessons hard-won. BrokeNCYDE is an error once heard, and a tragedy twice listened to – there's no need to dredge through this album looking for anything new, because the band has only one thing to teach: do not listen to them.

There's no point to this collection, it's just the best of the worst. If you feel a need to hear it, to bend your ear to this disastrous pile of mongrel music, you'll not forget it easily. Ever after will you hear it in your mind, this atrocity of the industry, ringing in your ears like a steeple's crashing bell. How can you forget this thing, you may wonder. How may you be free?

Death will cure what ails ye.

Death will set your soul free.


user ratings (39)
Chart.
1.3
very poor

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Insurrection
Contributing Reviewer
May 9th 2013


21081 Comments


good band

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Kman418
May 9th 2013


10465 Comments


agreed m/

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TrstN01
May 9th 2013


800 Comments


rating is 2edgy4me

DegausserGuernica24
May 9th 2013


1134 Comments


We. Get. It.

They suck, we don't need another fucking reason.

TooLateToGoBack
May 9th 2013


1764 Comments


apparently Phat J is no longer in the band

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GnarlyShillelagh
Staff Reviewer
May 9th 2013


6109 Comments


i 1000% would not kill myself to this music what a dumb suggestion

GnarlyShillelagh
Staff Reviewer
May 9th 2013


6109 Comments


You have one chance to end your life why spend it hateing others and being mad at brokencyde???

sixdegrees
May 9th 2013


17070 Comments


^^^

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StandingStoned
May 9th 2013


4 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

do you have an ideal music to kill yourself by? this is your chance to educate myself and others.

larrytheslug
May 9th 2013


1315 Comments


"As with any decent review, I'll begin by saying that I have no words to describe the contents of this album."

end review? that's where i stopped reading at least...

StandingStoned
May 9th 2013


4 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

yeah same. i'm not sure where the rest of the words came from tbh

larrytheslug
May 9th 2013


1315 Comments


u alright bro?

StandingStoned
May 9th 2013


4 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5Tu7F4CMLT8

larrytheslug
May 9th 2013


1315 Comments


hell yeah

tommygun
May 9th 2013


24932 Comments


summary is retarded first sentence is retarded stopped reading right there neg

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EyeForAnEye
May 9th 2013


1692 Comments


Band is GOAT

amemento
May 9th 2013


1425 Comments


sweet didnt know they released this

Ire
May 10th 2013


41779 Comments


agreed tommy

Vakarian12
May 10th 2013


3842 Comments


'The Best of BrokenCYDE' what the fuck

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slipnslide
May 10th 2013


2640 Comments


will check



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