Bon Jovi
What About Now


1.0
awful

Review

by Green Baron USER (108 Reviews)
April 16th, 2013 | 6 replies | 1,124 views


Release Date: 03/08/2013 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

5 of 5 thought this review was well written

Has anyone given a damn about Bon Jovi for the past fifteen years? Their last big "hit" that still gets significant radio play was "It's My Life", released back in 2000, and even that isn't as well-known as their 80s hair metal hits "Livin' on a Prayer" or "You Give Love a Bad Name". It's no surprise that Jon Bon and his crew are trying to become relevant yet again, but in d oing so they've repeatedly hit us with boring album after boring album.

On the opening track and lead single, "Because We Can", Jon Bon Jovi declares that he "[doesn't] wanna be another wave in the ocean", but, contrarily, he and his band have become just another band. Ever since they stopped being an outrageous hair metal band with an in-your-face image, Bon Jovi have just been a bland, uninspired, predictable group with really no image left at all. They now sound like any other boring radio rock band, such as Theory of a Deadman or Creed. Surprisingly, "Because We Can", a boring, cheesy and predictable single, is one of the best on the album.

What About Now is an album that fails to bring back the popularity of a band who once had consecutive top-ten singles from an album. Like The Circle, Lost Highway and Have a Nice Day, it's an album that only exists to make Bon Jovi relevant again. And like those aforementioned album, it fails to do so. I don't hear "(You Want to) Make a Memory" or "Who Says You Can't Go Home?" on the radio anymore, and it's unlikely that they'll ever get as much as airplay as Katy Perry or Bruno Mars or other pop divas.

All these songs could have been B-sides from any post-2000 Bon Jovi album, yet they decide to rehash their songs from their last five albums to make one new one. Songs like "Army of One" recycle banal cliches, while "Beautiful World" and "Amen" are radio ballads that sound just like any other radio ballad on the airwaves, which is exactly what is wrong with this album: Bon Jovi is nothing but a mainstream rock band making cheesy and inane songs to try and pander to the masses.

The album may have debuted at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, but who will remember it? The album's sole purpose is to try and launch Bon Jovi, a once popular and top-ten singles band, back into fame. It's what you'd expect from Bon Jovi, a now bland soft-rock snoozer band that will please hardcore fans in sold-out arenas, but no one else.

But hey, we can, right, so why not?



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other reviews of this album
Deuce8311 (2.5)
A career spanning three decades could offer so much more than another average release....

Antonius (2)
Keeping the brand name alive...

Alex Beebe (1.5)
You can just hear the midlife crisis....


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Green Baron
April 16th 2013



19143 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Short review, but not much I can say about this.



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Cygnatti
April 16th 2013



21349 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

this band has always sucked.

NapalmCrusader
April 16th 2013



1737 Comments


I like a part of the 80 and 90's work. But since the past decade they lost every sense of direction.

YoYoMancuso
April 16th 2013



10999 Comments


okay review, bad band

J0ckstrapsFTW
April 16th 2013



3652 Comments


Lol Bon jovi what a joke

hogan900
Contributing Reviewer
April 17th 2013



1575 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool



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