Vektor
Black Future


5.0
classic

Review

by comebacktome USER (6 Reviews)
April 12th, 2013 | 26 replies


Release Date: 2009 | Tracklist

Review Summary: m/ hard

This is the thrash fist displaying itself truthfully the metullz gods showing their true colors. Even though God doesnt exist but if he did he would jam Priest. oh my god this rules. Never when i was listening to this did i think hm needs more thrash. If you think that bands like bonded by blood and havok will bring you trashing truth you are wrong and need your head examined. If your a true thrasher like KILL and Atari then you will know that this is truth from start to finish. No dicking around and just the right amount of wankery on guitar that it doesnt end up sounding like just another gay btbam ripoff band that insurrection would probably bend over for if they offered him a dick. This is the thrash fist displaying itself truthfully the metullz gods showing their true colors. Jeez dude this rules so hard with hard trems that rape my ass and make me need to massage it to prevent the *** from dripping. I swear Satan is possessing the drums because they go hard they never ***ing stop ***ing *** up. When the drums arent dun dun dun dun duning all the way through they are soft and melodic, similar to a queef that scents faintly of lemons but this is only a good sign and only a sign of things to come from this band wow. Theres no gay vocals on here but high pitched shrieks of truth, i swear this guy is bellowing at his long lost aunty to come back and help him cash his jiro wow. Now these dudes arent exactly old or experienced but if they were they would probably have grown up on sabbath because these riffs are riffs of truth with the riffiest passages always being the ones with the trems of truth. Oblivion has this realy awesome format like the rest of the album where its just hard trems of truth with the occasional lead fill of pork over the top of it that just rams my ass and makes me think hmm what the *** have i been ***ing doing with my life.

The real question you will be asking yourself is are they gay? This is of course not the case, as even sonic jams them so they must be into the ladies. I remember when i was eleven and i had hairs just starting to grow in places they didnt grow before and i was getting a few gay feeling but this band cleansed the gay *** from me and beat my ass *** man wow i knew i had to overcome this monster of an album and jam it start to finish so i moved to southampton and practised for a year as a martial artist and came back with balls so hard they could shake satan and this album still scared me, but even if i was papa smurf it couldnt give me blue balls. Hans would dig it and so would NoTrap so jam this hard. Do you like riffs of truth with non stop dun dun drumming and heavy as balls bass and vocals that sound like a cumming banshee? Are you straight? Then this is your album bitch.



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Vakarian12
April 12th 2013


3873 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

best summary

ViperAces
April 12th 2013


12466 Comments


as much as i love atari hes more of a true pop-punker

evilford
April 12th 2013


22828 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

good album, not even close to a 5, review sucks neg'd

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hogan900
Contributing Reviewer
April 12th 2013


1647 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

The only review on Sputnik that made me lose brain cells while viewing it.

Progger6009
April 12th 2013


1126 Comments


Your review is funny, but hard to read. Though album rules and no one pos's you ever so I will shoot ya one.

Ovrot
April 12th 2013


10508 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Sweet album

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demigod!
April 12th 2013


44726 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

hell yeah spacethrash

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AdolfChrist
April 12th 2013


1788 Comments


cool, another kill/sonic wannabe. neg.

apert
April 12th 2013


3040 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol is Atari now a true thrasher

kingsoby1
Emeritus
April 12th 2013


4950 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

record rules nice review

shepaintedfire
April 14th 2013


63 Comments


what

demigod!
April 14th 2013


44726 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

4.3 average, dayum

cagedescending
April 14th 2013


4124 Comments


wow it was like 4.1 or smth like a year ago

oltnabrick
April 14th 2013


31100 Comments


every1 5 it



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cagedescending
April 14th 2013


4124 Comments


^    

oltnabrick
April 14th 2013


31100 Comments


at least 5 it

cagedescending
April 14th 2013


4124 Comments


6 it

oltnabrick
April 14th 2013


31100 Comments


yeah cant wait to 5.6 it next week

cagedescending
April 14th 2013


4124 Comments


gna 6.66 it m/m/m/m//m/

oltnabrick
April 14th 2013


31100 Comments


dam u thrash bro




BUT HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD THE EARLY ATG DEMOS


SO MUCH RIFFS AND FUK MODERN TECH DEATH m/ THRASH ON M8



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