Bring Me the Horizon
Suicide Season


1.0
awful

Review

by bigdickedguy USER (14 Reviews)
April 1st, 2013 | 35 replies | 1,865 views


Release Date: 2008 | Tracklist

Review Summary: .

I thought that Count Your Blessings was bad. The mixture of toneless screaming that sounded like a demented four year old with schizophrenia throwing a fit because his mommy took away his rattle; with crap drumming that anyone who has been playing for six months could play; *** generic riffs and the most god awful production job ever was more than enough *** for my life time. So what the *** is this ***. Suicide Season... A season that the release of this album may well have inspired, this may well be the worst thing I have ever heard. If you thought Bring Me The Horizon were bad when you had only heard Pray For Plagues and the other *** on their debut then you have not heard anything yet.

The generic nature of their debut has been taken and amplified ten fold. The riffs are literally just a mixture of open string chugging with some god awful production behind it. The band appears to have attempted to add a little punk influence into their style and whilst it should be respected that they realized they needed to change, this is not the change that anyone was looking for. The drumming is even less interesting than the piss poor arrangements I somehow managed to survive on their debut and the bass work is virtually non-existent. Im sure they have a bassist somewhere but I can't hear him, so good job there bass guy, nice one, you've managed to fool people into thinking the band has no bassist. Dumbass.

The songs are a mixture of generic nonsense and a couple of songs that attempt to change the formula a little but end up being about seventy billion times worse than the others. It Was Written In Blood was one of these attempts by adding a few studio effects here and there and even a little electro influence that the band somehow thought would be such a great idea but in reality was about as clever as trying to change the channel on a TV when its off. The vocal performance is by far the worst aspect of Suicide Season and quite how any silly teenage girls with fringes so long they could be considered beards can claim to like this asshole I do not know. Oli Sykes has the worst screams in the world. He sounds like he got mauled in the throat by a wild rhinocerous only to survive and be raped by worms. Grave Worms at that. The screaming is stupid half-shouting that does not work at all, and you can tell that Oli has ruined his throat even more than he already had on their ***ty debut.

The only thing worse than this is the crap remix album that the bands put out because they are nothing more than money obsessed egotistical gloits that require removing from the music industry. Stay away from this.



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    Willem Hattingh (3.5)
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    peterbraa (3.5)
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Comments:Add a Comment 
SlMBOLlC
April 1st 2013


5181 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

has an alright track or two and didnt read review but it sucks

blacktheripper
April 1st 2013


722 Comments


lol awful album

Vakarian12
April 1st 2013


3827 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

shitty review, album isn't that bad.

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SAPoodle
April 1st 2013


479 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

Bad review for a bad album... how apt

VanSchuldiner
April 1st 2013


659 Comments


pos'd ...damn i hate this band with passion

NapalmCrusader
April 1st 2013


1737 Comments


Album is not that bad, but is not very solid either. Some of the songs are a epitome of guilty pleasures

blacktheripper
April 1st 2013


722 Comments


albms awful

ViperAces
April 1st 2013


12428 Comments


april fools guys?

blacktheripper
April 1st 2013


722 Comments


where i am its 1.55 so its not april fools anymore

amemento
April 1st 2013


1425 Comments


oneof the best summaries i have ever witnessed i pledge my allegiance to you sir

NeoSpaz
April 1st 2013


4518 Comments


perf





























neg

DrGonzo1937
April 1st 2013


5661 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Skele is all over this review

Kris.
April 1st 2013


12345 Comments


blacktheripper for not being skele, you sure spend an awful lot of time commenting on his reviews!

DrGonzo1937
April 1st 2013


5661 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

To be fair, so do we... :p haha!

Kris.
April 1st 2013


12345 Comments


i just like pointing out his bullshit so the lesser users don't get confused and think of his a new user

doin the work of the LORD

DrGonzo1937
April 1st 2013


5661 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

I'll be your assistant in this very important mission then, yeah?

blacktheripper
April 1st 2013


722 Comments


or maybe i comment on threads that happen to interest me
or maybe you message jom and ask if im skeletor
or maybe your just a bitch tripping on acid


any of the three

FrozenVain
April 1st 2013


2431 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

wow what a fantastic summary

MarkTheDead
April 1st 2013


650 Comments


What's with the relentless insulting? Bad review.

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DegausserGuernica24
April 1st 2013


1134 Comments


"april fools guy?"

Nope, just skele reincarnated.



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