Blink-182
Cheshire Cat


4.0
excellent

Review

by Ire USER (9 Reviews)
February 2nd, 2013 | 43 replies


Release Date: 1995 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs?

This album riffs hard, if you don't think Blink riffs hard then you're wrong. You probably only heard their ***ty stuff like I Miss Being Gay With You or Going Down On Guys or whatever. Blink used to riff and be funny and stuff oh boy. There's a song about this guy named Ben Wahballs or something and it's pretty sweet cuz he teaches some girl how to fart. And then there's Depends oh boy, whether you like this song depends on whether you're cool or not, cuz it's about old guys wearing diapers on the bus or something.

Let's talk about the riffs why don't you. Does Wasting Time riff? You're goddamn right it does. Just try and play that *** on guitar, it's hard. Now Tom just plays like one chord over and over again and crys into the microphone, but back then he shredded and sang oh brother.

This album is what pop-punk is supposed to be: fast and fun music that riffs. It's not like that whiney stuff andcas listens to, it's not about being sad and wearing hoodies and getting arm sleeves and stuff.

It's even got songs about oh boy. Touchdown Boy is about this sweet dude that scores football goals or whatever and then gets laid, I think that's how football works I don't know.

They also didn't have that mohawked tattooed ***er that jacks off to cadillacs either. They had this one dude on drums that pretty much just plays the same beat over and over again but who cares cuz it riffs. There's this one song called Cock Apathy that's pretty cool, it starts off with this cool slow bass and gets me all emotional and stuff and then it blows up and gets all fast. This is called dynamics if you didn't already know, nowadays Blink just play all ***ty the whole time and never rock out so there's no dynamics and it sucks hard.

Even Mark riffed hard on this, Cheshire Cat has some sweet ass bass, even Geddy Lee said it's gr8. Basically it seems like these guys forgot how to jam a couple albums after this. Cheshire Cat started it all, back when pop-punk didn't suck and was for cool guys and andcas probably jammed alantis morrissey back then or whatever you oughta know I wasn't there.



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coneren
February 2nd 2013


11111 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

fucking goddamn right I'm loaded

demigod!
February 2nd 2013


46357 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

gr8 review, this is blink's best

Digging: Jeff Rosenstock - We Cool?

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


dont post on the account fuckhead wow

demigod!
February 2nd 2013


46357 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lol

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


hey demigod sup

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 2nd 2013


51166 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Genius, I can tell you spent a lot of time on this review

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


i did yes

pissbore
February 2nd 2013


10147 Comments


who taught you how to throw the dick down the stairs

Digging: ZOM - Flesh Assimilation

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


you did

pissbore
February 2nd 2013


10147 Comments


alright get out the scissors and get in place

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


did you like the new summary

pissbore
February 2nd 2013


10147 Comments


yeah that's ace

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


thanks im gr8 agreed write a review for this yourself man

lucasjcockcroft
February 2nd 2013


3718 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I NEED MY TVVVV

Aids
February 2nd 2013


24177 Comments


is this techno?

Digging: RATKING - 700 Fill

FancyM8
February 2nd 2013


33 Comments


hahahahahahahahaha aids i love you

fromtheinside
February 2nd 2013


19539 Comments


paperclip: "it looks like you're writing a review, may i help?"

Trebor.
Contributing Reviewer
February 2nd 2013


51166 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

"Cheshire Cat started it all, back when pop-punk didn't suck and was for cool guys and andcas probably jammed alantis morrissey back then or whatever you oughta know I wasn't there."



fucking lol

toxin.
February 2nd 2013


12845 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

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lol

Wasting Time does riff hard

lucasjcockcroft
February 2nd 2013


3718 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

it's not about being sad and wearing hoodies



fuck



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