Review Summary: One Two, One Two Fuck You!!!
turn the speakers up LOUD cause this album will rape your mind and destroy your soul and bury you in RIFFS. this is the heaviest album ever recorded and it was specifically designed to brutally pulverize all those who desecrate and blaspheme against the church of real metal. the THICK riffs are some of the DIRTIEST EVER and sound like the amplifiers were submerged in dank sewer sludge that was shat out by satan himself. the drums pound hard and flow nicely underneath the HEAVY riffs of pure deadly doom and will lure you into a trance of PURE HEADBANGING DELIGHT
vocals rule hard, one guy does the Tom G-ish growly bits and another guy does the crazy raspy higher pitched Don Doty-ish stuff which combine to KICK YOUR FUC
listening to strappado will fill you with the urge to go out there and chop the necks of the false. there's really not much more to say about the album so just sit back, crack some brews, and prepare to be annihilated by this DEADLY GRINDING ASSAULT on all senses. This is an album that should truly make all Canadians proud.