Thank You Scientist
Maps of Non-Existent Places


4.5
superb

Review

by Cultclassical USER (48 Reviews)
December 28th, 2012 | 62 replies | 12,234 views


Release Date: 2012 | Tracklist

Review Summary: 7 mad scientists unleash their creation and it's amazing.....

9 of 9 thought this review was well written

How good it must feel to sit back and compare your own body of work to your contemporaries and just know you’re sitting head and shoulders above them. Icons like Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Andy Warhol surely must have experienced similar feelings during their respective reigns and whether deserved or not, the feeling is a sweet one. In releasing Maps of Non-Existent Places, Thank You Scientist can now, for this brief moment, sit back and know they are the kings of progressive/jazz-fusion. This album is a huge tour-de force, relentless in its delivery, and expertly executed masterpiece of the genre and stands as the envy of all like-minded bands.

Making music with other people is tough enough with all the opinions, egos, and hurt feelings surfacing to dilute the final product but Maps of Non-Existent Places and its seven creators manage to not only show exemplary song writing prowess but the ability to showcase every instrument in such a fashion where its addition feels seamless. Bands like Between the Buried and Me have been knocked for their schizophrenic inclusion of instruments which came off sounding like “Look a banjo!!”, but Maps of Non-Existent Places, even with all the instruments utilized by the band erases that problem. Cursory listens to the record also make apparent that these instruments aren’t here for the sake of variety; every band member is expert in his contribution. The violins, trumpets, guitar, bass, drums, and sax all display a technical wizardry seldom heard all on the same record and rarely if ever does the technicality turn into wankery (depending where you draw the line between the two).

The song structures are also very well written. Mighty morphing time signature changes and tempo shifts are played beautifully with silky-smooth transitions to and from fast to slow and back again. Nowhere in Maps of Non-Existent Places is this more evident than in the 9 minute epic, “Blood on the Radio” which along with the structural changes exhibits a plethora of musical influences from the salsa intro, to the jazzy and metal-esque interludes all contained neatly in their progressive shell. The guitar leads are similar to the jazzy style employed by Will Swan of Dance Gavin Dance and fit the prog/jazz feel of the record perfectly. The trumpet and sax are no mere background instruments and drive these songs just as strongly as the guitar does. If any instrument could be called a “background” instrument it’d be the violin and viola as those are inherently quieter instruments but even those have their time to shine throughout the record.

Not mentioned yet are the vocals (yep there's vocals) which can be compared to Claudio Sanchez of Coheed and Cambria in tone but are delivered with a bit more power. The vocals are the weakest part of the record but in the same way that one’s pinky finger is the weakest of the fingers. The vocals are in no way a detractor from any of the songs and frequently provide a good amount of feeling to counterbalance the sometimes relentless onslaught of instrumentation that can leave the listener weary.

It doesn’t get much better than this. In the realm of modern jazz/fusion Maps of Non-Existent Places is now the hallmark in this reviewer's eyes. What other record contains a guitar solo, violin solo, bass solo, AND a sax solo? No shoehorning, no contrived wankery and all awesome, one can only hope Maps of Non-Existent Places doesn’t become Thank You Scientist’s magnum opus and they find some way to somehow tweak their formula to create another record as stellar as this.



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Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Back to back 4.5 reviews? Boring...

Streaming: http://thankyouscientist.bandcamp.com/

I recommend songs 4, 7, and 10 to get a good idea of the awesomeness.

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Evreaia
December 28th 2012



3955 Comments


Not too impressed by what I heard

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Atari
Contributing Reviewer
December 28th 2012



19465 Comments


you have a knack for reviewing shit i've never heard of

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Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

@ Evreaia

awww...that sucks.

@ atari

im glad your here did you see NOFX has a christmas album?


Atari
Contributing Reviewer
December 28th 2012



19465 Comments


shut the hell up

Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

hold on a tick ima send you something. its an EP not an album but still.

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
December 28th 2012



19465 Comments


k cool

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
December 28th 2012



19465 Comments


i've already heard the song xmas has been x'd on their self entitled album.

oh and pos on the review

Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

thank you sir :]

the other two songs are new though right?

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
December 28th 2012



19465 Comments


actually i've heard wore out the soles of my party boots too it was on their greatest hits album. the album cover is pretty funny though lol at the satanic symbol

Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

wow then i'm completely wrong lol

Atari
Contributing Reviewer
December 28th 2012



19465 Comments


it's cool man thanks anyways i don't think i've heard the second song so i'll check that one out at least

djocelot
December 28th 2012



272 Comments


Great album.

elephantREVOLUTION
December 28th 2012



2736 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

really glad you reviewed this. hopefully it will get some more attention now

Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

it wont lol but thank you.

greg84
Staff Reviewer
December 28th 2012



7317 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

Mad props for reviewing this. This album is awesome.

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CaptainDooRight
December 28th 2012



28353 Comments


pos, gotta def here this hard

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Cygnatti
December 28th 2012



21349 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

oh hey this got review, gud album :3

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GiaNXGX
December 28th 2012



4867 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

In releasing Maps of Non-Existent Places, Thank You Scientist can now, for this brief moment, sit
back and know they are the kings of progressive/jazz-fusion. This album is a huge tour-de force,
relentless in its delivery, and expertly executed masterpiece of the genre and stands as the envy of
all like-minded bands.


Stopped reading. You can't say such an over-pretentious statement & hold this band on such a
majestic regard (+ thinking they feel that way too wtf) unless you've listened to a lot of
contemporary jazz-fusion ensembles (or jazz rock bands), and, judging by your taste you haven't. To
have a strong argument backing up that statement is essential, at least for jazz enthusiasts like
myself.

You said that me criticizing popular music was 'pretentious snobbery,' but you saying that a
decently nice fusion record is the king of its genre and stands as a masterpiece to be envied by all
like-minded bands is goddamn retarded.

Calc
December 28th 2012



12022 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i didnt say that but ok :] either way you should listen to them if you haven't



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