Housefire!
Street Party!


0.5

Review

by John Mohlman USER (7 Reviews)
December 6th, 2012 | 9 replies


Release Date: 2011 | Tracklist

Review Summary: Wow. Just wow.

This band is bad. Trust me, I know. This was my band. I'm embarrassed to have ever been a part of something this terrible. It makes me laugh I guess. Some of these songs are just so bad it makes Emmure look like a good alternative. Whatever. On top of our boring junz were the terrible lyrics. I mean, seriously? We dick rode jesus so hard. Which isn't a bad thing, we just did it because we wanted to be all trendy or whatever. I think we were seriously trying to be For Today. Thankfully, we came to our senses. We realized the following things: None of us think god is real, we were the worst band to ever exist, and none of us really even liked making this music. I just want to apologize to the sputnikmusic community for even trying at this metal stuff. We were like 15 years old, blindly following an invisible man in the sky. Give us a little bit of slack. I mean seriously, this album makes Woe, Is Me seem like the kings of technicality. I didn't even know how to tune my goddamn guitar. The one part in this terrible album where I actually solo, my guitar was out of tune. Nothing I can ever say will even begin to make up for how bad this is. So i'm giving everyone who reads this one free punch. Hit me right in the face, please.



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wowyouresohxc
December 5th 2012


86 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Sweet review, breh.

Omeggia
December 5th 2012


120 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Judging from the song titles this is probably pretty bad..


benxthrew987
December 8th 2012


1 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Eh, it's not great, but it's also not terrible. Vocals on this album are good.

Nocturnal
December 8th 2012


1329 Comments


Bands Facebook says: Imagine the worst local band. This shit honestly makes emmure look like the beatles. p.s. its sad to review your own albums no matter how hard your troll in

Kelseybooo
December 9th 2012


4 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

This album is pretty good. I think Housefire! should record professionally. Love the vocals too.

Omeggia
December 10th 2012


120 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Yeah this sucks..

TheRevi3w
December 10th 2012


1 Comments


Overall I dislike the review just in it's space out remarks and short phrases.

Omeggia
December 14th 2012


120 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I saw your facebook, thanks for me calling me out

Italianjesusfootball
March 22nd 2014


256 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

okay, i fixed the review now. sorry world.

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